Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Like Two Pieces of a Puzzle

Let's break down the latest from People

Jake ..."was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night at West Hollywood's Chateau Marmont – but the actor gave special attention to one woman: Olivia Wilde. The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting "touchy-feely." Says the onlooker: "At one point, he had his hand on hers." Still, the two weren't overly affectionate with each other. "Olivia was very cool," the onlooker says, "and wasn't fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was giving her." Alas, at the end of the evening the two went their separate ways.

was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night

What pals? Peter? Adam? RDJ? They all gets mentions in People not mystery man status. (pictures with Jake) Who are these mystery people who are seen with Jake who never get named in People?

And it couldn't be a gal pal or that would have made it out of Celebrity Sightings and at least a thousand words with 4 exclusive pictures.

Let's see who does that leave?

And who was getting ready to leave ? (to go back start shooting a new season?)

And who goes out before they have to being apart for a while?

But, but, but, but ....Wilde?

The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting "touchy-feely." Says the onlooker: "At one point, he had his hand on hers." Still, the two weren't overly affectionate with each other. "

Now how can you be flirty and "touch feely" but not overly affectionate?

They've been floating Wilde several times with Jake in the rags. But she has been on a cross country mission of her own to be seen with handsome "single" men of the moment leading to speculation about the nature of her dating status (ie those coveted inches of copy and countless tweets-that'sLinkpublicity, people)

Justin, Jake, Ryan Gosling and wasn't it confirmed that she is a new couple with Bradley?

"Cozy" "Flirty" "hands" on hands, back of chairs, .. oh my!

"and wasn't fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was giving her." Alas, at the end of the evening the two went their separate ways.

This sound really familiar. Kind of like this from the Golden Globes:

"According to reports, Jake and Mila were chatting away and getting grabby at the CAA afterparty at the Sunset Tower. An inside snitch at the party said, “They ended up talking in a corner practically the entire party. They were laughing and smiling a lot. It was really flirty and they both looked like they were having a lot of fun.” Even though they were touchy-feely, the two of them went home separately. A friend of Jake’s said, “They are just really good friends...."

Who was the other person both Justin and Jake were mentioned with that weekend Justin hosted SNL (and left with Olivia) - Mila Kunis -- funny that.

And you know who's gotten a long weekend break from shooting for the Golden Globes before?

It is a bit of a puzzle....or is it just too obvious to be one.

If you want a real puzzle
check out this one and see how you do.

Here at OMG, the missing to piece to the puzzle that's Jake

28 comments:

pantyhose said...
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destiny said...

LOL, why am I not surprised the first comment to go up has been deleted.

Love the music today.

the real m said...

Well leave it to Michael on dlisted to skewer Jake over that People article. Its too long to print the whole write up but here's a sample -- "Olivia! What are you doing?! You have a mission and that mission is to introduce your coochie to as many dicks, nutsacks and man tongues as possible! This is not going to happen with Jakey. Your mission isn't to lick on heart-shaped cappuccino foam from as many coffee shop mugs as possible. If that was your mission, then Jakey would be the one to help you achieve it. I mean, do you really want to be the girl who Jakey tickled under an apple tree after he tickled Taylor Swift under an apple tree? Exactly. Dick now, heart-shaped cappuccino foam later."---The most blatantly Michael's implied that Jake is gay that I can recall.

Have to run. My heartthrob is back in town for more training so I need to gussy it up before I head to work.

prairiegirl said...

Have to run. My heartthrob is back in town for more training so I need to gussy it up before I head to work.

lol, love it, m!!!

lol! said...

Brady Bunch mom got crabs in affair with NY mayor
This would have made an interesting episode of "The Brady Bunch."

Florence Henderson, the actress who played perky mom Carol Brady in the beloved family sitcom, says she once got crabs after a one-night-stand with career politician John Lindsay, who was the mayor of New York City at the time.

Henderson, now 77, recounts in her upcoming memoir that she was cheating on her husband during the 1960s, and gave in to her better judgment when her married and unattractive friend put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

"I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it," she writes in "Life is Not a Stage," set for publication in September.

Henderson went home later that night, and awoke to a grisly surprise the next day as she saw "little black things" crawling over her bed and body.

An urgent call to a doctor took care of the problem, known medically as pubic lice, and Lindsay sent her flowers and a note of apology.

Special K said...

Love the music today.

It's a cover of Elliot Smith.

Thought a cover version would be appropriate for a post about a cover story.

Special K said...

There always seems like there is a mystery to where Jake is when, but there was no mystery where the Stanley Cup was this past weekend, the Vineyard.

On Saturday night many Vineyarders could be heard to exclaim that they would never wash their hands again. It’s a cry usually reserved for encounters with celebrities, and on Saturday night at the Martha’s Vineyard Airport, the celebrity in question was 34 and a half pounds, made of silver, and raised triumphantly over the head of Boston Bruins president Cam Neely.

The Stanley Cup had arrived.

In the Cup’s first public appearance since the Bruins’ victory parade, the NHL trophy made its way from the tarmac of the airport to Sharky’s Cantina, lower Main street in Edgartown, and a late-night party at the Wharf before being viewed by an estimated 1,000 fans the next morning at the Edgartown School. The visit was arranged thanks to the efforts of Tony Chianese of Edgartown Marine, the Edgartown police department, and Jeremy Jacobs Jr. Mr. Jacobs, a Katama homeowner, is the son of Bruins owner Jeremy Sr.


Read the rest at Martha's Vineyard Gazette

Lol said...

Checking the Gazette looking for Gyllenhaal-related stories are you? And not finding any? LOL

Special K said...

Actually it was the Bruins who released the story because you know they WON! and have been keeping their fans up to date on where the Cup is going on its adventure since the Bruins won it.

Red Sox vs. Phillies tonight.

Favorite AL vs. NL team. But I gotta go with the Sox all the way.

GO SOX!

AUS10 said...

#twowheeltuesday where are you riding today?
4 hours ago

Methodical Muser said...

Wonderful post, Special. Yeah the the "touchy-feely" language, but "left separately" is a dead giveaway. But, this is coming from Olivia Wilde's camp. Not Jake's team.

Chateau Marmont is a very exclusive place. Jake would feel comfortable there. Remember when Jim Sheridan said he met with Jake and Heath when no one else had any idea these two guys were socializing together.

Methodical Muser said...

Hey, m, how did you day with Mr. Sexy go? *wink*

Special K said...

You're right M&M the Chateau Marmont is a very exclusive place. It is also very discreet. Many celebrities go there knowing that they can relax and enjoy themselves out of the camera's lens.

Looking at a picture of the patio, it is well covered by trees and umbrellas and at night it would be easy to be there an not be seen.

The one thing I did notice is how intimate and cozy it is, the small tables are practically on on top of each other. It is would be very easy for people to think you were cozy with someone at another table while you are just sitting at your table because the close proximity of the seating.

And it wouldn't be difficult at all to stretch your arm and touch the person seated at the table next you accidentally or on purpose.

Jersey Tom said...

Go Phils. Looking good so far tonight:-)

Jersey Tom said...

Ilove that last pic of Austin.

Special K said...

I think you have everyone curious about how your day went M.

Special K said...

Tom that is Austin's newest headshot. I think it might be for promo pictures for OTH. But I agree with you, I love it too.

I know I know the Phils are leading. But Go Sox!

Special K said...

Jake pap'd at Urth Cafe today, and zipping around in the new silver Prius.

IHJ

Maybe the family truckster with black out windows is just too conspicuous.

Jersey Tom said...

SK that is definetely one of his best ever. Love the eyes.

wrong night perez said...

West Hollywood's Chateau Marmont was the place to be last night if you were out to catch a glimpse of Jake Gyllenhaal macking on his new lady friend, Olivia Wilde.

According to Olivia's rep, the pair are just friends, but according to onlookers at the club, they might just be friends with benefits! One source claimed that Jake was very "touchy-feely" and that Olivia was very "cool" with his advances. Sadly, the lovefest began and ended at the club as the duo reportedly did not leave together at the end of the night.

Girl! WTF?! You should have totally gone home with him! Have you SEEN him?!?!

[Image via WENN.]
Perez Hilton

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prairiegirl said...

That is a great picture of Austin, very very nice.

And the Maggie's Men pic? One of my absolute favorites of Jake.

Keep telling yourself that said...

Maybe the family truckster with black out windows is just too conspicuous.

LOL. SK, I have to hand it to you. Your ability to spin is second to none.

the real m said...

Its been quite a while since Jake was seen in the vicinity of any potential female hook up so I guess PR decided they need to stir it up a bit. I am glad he's toned it down with the bearding though.

Very good day with my sexpot. He sat at my desk all day with me right along side. Inches apart literally. Although the more time I spend with him, the more sure I am hes gay. He has not opened up a lot yet about his personal life and I dont pry about such things, but he is clearly avoiding gender specific pronouns when discussing any part of it. Sounds familiar, eh Jake? It is exhausting training though. One he's working slow as molasses as he is studying and reading everything and I have to sit patiently while he does it when I would have completed the same process in minutes, and two I am either talking or listening to him all day. I crashed last night and slept like a rock.

Jersey Tom said...

He is def Gay m. Lack of gender pronouns is a dead giveaway.

Jersey Tom said...

m if he is that gorgeous you know he has em knocking down his door. Also when he starts talking a lot about spending time with friends instead of females BINGO!

Jersey Tom said...

• Sean Avery(NHL hockey player/NY Rangers) calls on the NHL to get involved in the gay marriage debate: "It would be great for the NHL to take the lead among professional sports leagues in terms of social equality and justice and be out front and progressive regarding issues like this."