Bow Chicka Bow Wow

Austin talks about birds. Jake wears birds. But who's the one to dig chicks?

I mean look at all the kind of chicks there are:

Blonde chicks

Snow chicks

Southern Reds

And you can't forget about beach chicks.

Jake "looks" like he likes chicks because of the chicken lady. But you know its really all about the jakes. You know what, don't think Austin has problem with that.



DC Update: Because the sheer fact of our notoriety or is that infamy ? And knowing that we would make traffic come to a stand still, rather than hiding our faces for the camera, we have sent an undercover agent who is deep somewhere in the Georgetown Prep area.

See ya later!

Nation(al) Calling

Pardon my indulgence for today's post. It's a Sox Road Trip Day.
Heading down to DC in a few hours to catch tonight's Sox/Nats game with Wicked.

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Once you profess you're a Sox fan and member of Red Sox Nation it's ovah! You know you are bound by duty to go to see the Sox if they are playing anywhere you are. Wearing the Nats hat, chalking that up to Damn Yankees nod or the devil made you do it. It wasn't a Yankees, but dude come on. At least you didn't wear it to the game.

But you proved your membership in Red Sox Nation by watching the game while having dinner out on Tuesday night. Sitting at the bar and watching the game. You could be so engrossed in the game and not have to deal with the chit chat, and hey it looks just like a real night out for any Sox fan with a date.

Wednesday at Nationals Park. Primo seats. And we know why you were looking away.

Did want to get in trouble for staring too long at shortshop Nick Green, we know. And can understand why, kind of reminds me of .... oh well.



And Thursday's game? Watching it on the road?

You know if you need cover heading down to Wilmington, just tell them you are on a Sox World Series quest and need to visit the childhood home of the original Boston Dirty Dog, and former Sox right fielder Trot Nixon as part of your journey to ensure a win for this year. Hey Sox fans would totally buy it .





Who know what will happen or will worlds collide at some corner in DC this weekend.

GO SOX!

Match Game

It's OMG version of Match Game












Talk about a good match.




Even apart they pull of the match. Separate coasts even.



And sometimes match and so close you only see one.


And the other ?


Leaving it to Match Game's best, Charles Nelson Reilly to give his call on this one.




WaPo Catching up to the Match Game -
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal doing the New York Times crossword together over breakfast yesterday morning at Georgetown's Le Pain Quotidien -- gym clothes, shades, baseball caps (Jake's with a Nats logo!). And then, hmmm, what do you know, they just happened to leave the paper behind ... and they filled it out in ink. And mostly got it right! The Monday puzzle, but still. The movie stars (she's shooting here) seem to have struggled with 57 Down, "Workplace watchdog org." (Answer: "OSHA"; a few more weeks in D.C. and they'll ace that stuff.)

Reese and crossword puzzles? Yeah right.

This is chica sat on Leno and admitted she loves watching TV. Come on she is so not a crossword puzzle girl. Well not a NY Times crossword puzzle, TV Guide maybe, and Star when she is making sure she got the prime spot in the mag while she is getting the mani pedi.

Now Jakey is a long time puzzle person and if he does the puzzle at the table he doesn't have to talk to her at all does he? He can just focus on the puzzle and not pay attention and jut say uh huh, yeah, yup.



Wait Wait wait. Matching outfits, baseball caps, tennis shoes, doing the puzzle at the breakfast table. They are a fanny pack/bum bag on Reese away from retirees on vacation in DC.

Hey Austin, Jake's ready for slacks now.