It's Opening Day! And what else could you talk about on the first day of the baseball season but the Damn Yankees. Spare you the rant on those Yankees, and talk about the Damn Yankees, one OMG might be interested in, Damn Yankees: The Musical.
Jake must be doing his own Musical Theater Spring Training to get ready to play Joe Hardy the answer to the Washington Senators' prayers.
Damn Yankees is the story of real estate agent Joe Boyd, a long-suffering, middle-aged fan of the Washington Senators baseball team, as a new season opens. After his wife Meg has gone to bed, Joe suddenly meets a slick salesman, Mr. Applegate, who is in reality the Devil. Joe is convinced to sell his soul to the Devil to become the young and strong slugger Joe Hardy, the "long ball hitter the Senators need that he'd sell his soul for," and leaves his wife Meg . However, Joe's business sense makes him think of an escape clause: the Senators' last game is on September 25th, and if he chooses to play in that final game, he is "in for the duration"-he has until 9 o'clock that night to walk away from the deal and return to his normal life.

In baseball there are utility men, 5 tool players and designated hitters.
Utlility men in baseball, are those who can switch several positions.
A 5 tool player in baseball is one that has great speed, can hit for average, hit for power, a great throwing arm and is excellent defensively.
What's a 5 tool player for the movies? Act. Sing. Dance. What else?
And designated hitters? A bit controversial, and only existing in the American League, there only job is to step up to the plate and bring in the hits.
So what's Jake? Utility Man? 5 tool player? Designated Hitter?
(Oh I hear you saying switch hitter, but didn't give that to you as an option.)



One suggestion to the studios - maybe make Jake Shirtless Joe instead of Shoeless Joe?



Uh, just a tip, no wooden bats in softball Jakey,
Too much Yankees, need some Red Sox. : )

Opening Day '04, in the Green Monster Seats from the Special K Cam.

About the same spot where Jake watched the game at Fenway.