You do the math

For a special Austin Friday

Austin's so skilled he doesn't have to even too at the board when he shows his work.

You could say it's easy as Pi

 One more time, for those those who aren't matheletes... in slow mo 

Happy Austin Pi Day.

Friendster

No matter the project or the length of his shooting schedule, anyone who works with Austin talks about what a great guy he is.  The fella makes friends everywhere he goes.

 He really is really one of the nice guys.

Austin was on the LOL's set for what  a week?   And check him out.

Happy Austin Friendly Friday.

Back to School

By now everyone who is back to school is back to school and that  makes the thinking cap to go on. 

Both Jake and Austin have played teachers. 

In Source Code, the body Jake jumped into was a history teacher. 

In An Enemy half of the twin thing plays a professor

In Proof, he was a Post Doc teaching undergrad math. 

Then there is Austin 

He's been an English teacher on Friday Night Lights 

and then 

He tackled Math too, with a roomful of girls who all wanted to take Trig in LOL 

So who would be the better teacher?  Who would have the more fun class?  What would be their best subject to teach? 

Now set your schedule. Who of the two for that that 8am Tuesday class and what would it be?

And who would be your pick for Wed afternoon seminar? And on what subject? 

No detention for sassiness. It's more fun that way.

 

Now you can LOL

Is Austin a part of this party of six?  If he is it is doubtful we will get a peek at him but you can see Austin somewhere ....LOL

Yup LOL is now out on DVD, so set it on your Netflix queue and we won't tell anyone one that you are watching a Miley movie.  You could even double it up with the Olsens in Holiday in the Sun if you want.  Your secret is safe.

Or you could just wait to see if someone post Austy's part on YouTube.

But it does give you one more chance to check out those assets from his dividends.

 

And what would an Olympic Two Wheel Tuesday be without a cycling event:

OMG Olympics

Taking the best from Rhythmic Gymnastics and Open Road Cycling
- Rhythmic Cycling is not just about how fast you get there but also the style in which you do it.
Points are award for outfit,
 facial expression,

 rhythmic interpretation

flair,

and the unexpected.

 

Add it up

Austin's movie LOL opens today. But where? Not really sure, and it might be tough to find out, since even BoxOffice Mojo doesn't even have it listed.

But rather than trying to solve for Y, let's focus on the figures in front of us.

Now both guys have played with their polynomials on the big screen.

Jake a Post-Doctoral fellow teaching in Chicago and pining for Gwyneth or is it her just her theorem?

And Austin, the high school math teacher who make half the class daydream about his square root.

To celebrate a new addition to Math Club, how about some favorite math pick up lines they could use on each other.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

Hey...nice asymptote.

I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume

I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.

And funny thing, who just tweeted about standing next to Gwynie? Hmmmm

Go Figure.

Guess there's a Proof already done.

Oh yeah this is the kind of math most people can figure out. One plus One, with a little (or a lot) of multiplication thrown in.

Texas Turn Up

ANOTHER UPDATE
DEADLINE.COM EXCLUSIVE: Not long after leaving his longtime manager, actor Jake Gyllenhaal has left his longtime agency. He grew up, so to speak, at CAA as one of Kim Hodgert’s first clients. I’m assured his departure is not because of anything she has done. “He needed to make a change after 15 years. He has enormous respect for CAA.” He will now be repped by WME’s Patrick Whitesell.

UPDATE: Jake has been named a presenter at this year's Golden Globes Awards happening this Sunday, January 15th.

Austin might have not shown up at the OTH screening, but he does show up in the new trailer for LOL.


Nora Dunn got a lot of the great lines on SNL, and here she's got the best line in the trailer:
"Since when do teachers look like that."

That rings a bell doesn't it.

WEHT LOL

The long ago made LOL movie looks like it will finally be coming to the screen this spring. And it's starting in India, February 10th, and then releases wider in March in the Czech Republic, Lithuania, Denmark, Hungary, and Sweden. Austin will get seen by his fellow Dutchmen on the big screen in Belgium and the Netherlands in April. Then LOL reaches Germany in May and the UK in June.

But what about the US?

Well there still isn't a definitive date but rumors it will open in March or April.

What's the deal?

A combination of things. One reason it was pull and pushed back was because of Miley's bit of less than good girl behavior in real life.

From Disney Pictures Online

"Starting with private screeners in the U.K., the film was immediately pulled before it hit public theaters worldwide after the Miley Cyrus bong-smoke scandal — even though the scandal was just the boost the film needed.. The producers had second thoughts about a scene in the film where you can see Miley‘s character, Lola smoking with her friends (Ashley Greene & others).. quickly demanding a re-edit and cut the scene out to not spark another controversy when the film comes out."

Is FNL the only time people will see Austin as "The Teach"?

Then there is other reason. Money. Apparently Lionsgate is low on funds and can’t afford the promotion for the movie. They're counting on the hot new franchise movie “The Hunger Games“, co-starring Miley’s boyfriend, to help boost the coffers to support LOL's release.

And that other cash plagued movie, this one, Jake's? When is Nailed coming out? Is it ever? Good question. The mystery continues in 2012.

Day in the Life of The Crazy Tree.
Pay no attention. That's right guys look the other way. As soon as they yell cut we're all free.

The special screening of premiere of season 9 is tomorrow night at the Arc Light in LA.

Austin, make Schwahny & Co spring for the caramel corn.