Wednesday, January 4, 2012


The long ago made LOL movie looks like it will finally be coming to the screen this spring. And it's starting in India, February 10th, and then releases wider in March in the Czech Republic, Lithuania, Denmark, Hungary, and Sweden. Austin will get seen by his fellow Dutchmen on the big screen in Belgium and the Netherlands in April. Then LOL reaches Germany in May and the UK in June.

But what about the US?

Well there still isn't a definitive date but rumors it will open in March or April.

What's the deal?

A combination of things. One reason it was pull and pushed back was because of Miley's bit of less than good girl behavior in real life.

From Disney Pictures Online

"Starting with private screeners in the U.K., the film was immediately pulled before it hit public theaters worldwide after the Miley Cyrus bong-smoke scandal — even though the scandal was just the boost the film needed.. The producers had second thoughts about a scene in the film where you can see Miley‘s character, Lola smoking with her friends (Ashley Greene & others).. quickly demanding a re-edit and cut the scene out to not spark another controversy when the film comes out."

Is FNL the only time people will see Austin as "The Teach"?

Then there is other reason. Money. Apparently Lionsgate is low on funds and can’t afford the promotion for the movie. They're counting on the hot new franchise movie “The Hunger Games“, co-starring Miley’s boyfriend, to help boost the coffers to support LOL's release.

And that other cash plagued movie, this one, Jake's? When is Nailed coming out? Is it ever? Good question. The mystery continues in 2012.

Day in the Life of The Crazy Tree.
Pay no attention. That's right guys look the other way. As soon as they yell cut we're all free.

The special screening of premiere of season 9 is tomorrow night at the Arc Light in LA.

Austin, make Schwahny & Co spring for the caramel corn.


prairiegirl said...

LOLLLL! Hey Special, was that grandpa sweater on that Grandpa in yesterday's post a shoutout to Jake? LOLLL!! It just kind of dawned on me.

Jason said...

Hi, Special:

I know you might be confused because I don't have an official Blogger Account, but whoever that was yesterday who wrote the following:

Jason said...
That wasn't me who posted at 4:22pm on the previous post. Troll is up to his usual games. Can you please delete that post Special? Thanks :)

That wasn't me. Don't believe I've even been on the blog for about a week now. But, no harm, no foul. It seems like a fairly harmless post, although I don't know what they asked to have deleted.

Since there must be a troll up to some chicanery, for the record, just in case someone else tries to impersonate me in the future, here are some of my core beliefs so you can more easily recognize an imposter:

* I’ve been following this BI since 2005

* Jake and Austin have been together since TDAT although I do believe they have broken up before but never for long

* Kirsten was a beard who was recruited to cover for them in the early days (Note how Maggie was the one who "introduced" them and the timing of her coming on the scene)

* Jake was planning to come out during Brokeback Mountain

* Jake and Austin are obviously both gay, not bisexual, and certainly not heterosexual

* Ted may not always get every little detail correct, but he understands the big picture when it comes to Jake and Austin (Toothy Tile and Grey Goose) and I respect his clues

* I believe there is certainly more than one BT and has been pointed out by some OMG folks maybe a recent addition to the family

* Jake and Austin are currently regrouping and maybe trying to figure out how to come out with a soft landing. Low key like maybe Quinto and if anyone asks about their beards, they can simply say they were trying to help them and that they are all extraordinary women

* Someone on this blog convinced me, I'm not sure who (maybe M & M?) that the guys are married. I can see Jake taking advantage of Prop 8 when same sex marriage was still in effect in California in 2008. He certainly already had a child by then and apparently more kids followed

Special K said...

People have nominate Austin for a couple of Shorty Awards.

What are the Shorty's?

"The Shorty Awards honor the best of social media, recognizing the people and organizations producing real-time short form content on across Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, YouTube, Foursquare, and the rest of the social Web."

People have nominated him in the Actor and Director categories.

The Shorty Awards

Special K said...

I didn't think about that PG, too funny. Actually Dr. Freud is one my little fellas on my computer that I use sometimes. It was from a set of cards that I got from the Unemployed Philosophers Guild (a great store) years ago.

Special K said...

Thanks Jason for letting me know and giving us a little background of your core beliefs. I appreciate it.

With trolls and people impersonating people it makes it very difficult some days.

You might want to think about getting a blogger id (actually, pretty easy, since it is a part of Google) you don't need to have a blog to have an account I know several people on OMG have done it after trolls tried to pass themselves off under their name.

To those who impersonate other people on this blog. You have been warned before. This is illegal and you will be reported to Blogger.

? said...

Is there only one Jason in the entire world? Congrats Jason, you are special!

don't forget green said...

LalieMariage LalieMariage
I nominate @Aus10nichols for a Shorty Award in #green because he did came up with #TwoHeelsTuesday & that kicks ass!
10 minutes ago

Jason said...

I see you have enough work keeping the trollies at bay, Special, so even though I don't post that much, I have an official account now. I'm the guy with the sexy red-shirted Jake avatar.

prairiegirl said...

Congratulations to Austin!!!!

Two Heels Tuesday? LOLLLL! Was that an honest type-o, I wonder?

prairiegirl said...

OOoooooh, LOVE that pic, Jason. One of my favorites.

Nothin' like Jake in red. Even though he doesn't wear it anymore.


And LOL on the grandpa sweater!! He rocks the grandpa sweaters, too.

Special K said...

Great choice of a pic there Jason.

Jake always looks hot in red. If they can have twitter campaigns for Austin, why not one for Jake in Red.:D

Seaweed said...

Congrats on the Blogger ID Jason, and I too love your choice of avatar. Have always enjoyed your comments and will continue to have faith in knowing who is speaking directly ... and who could possibly be speaking through the cheeks or their arse !


twitter said...

ANTHONYGAGA Anthony Spencer
AHHHH!!!! Spotted!!! Jake Gyllenhaal at the sushi restaurant next door to me!!! Soooooo F**KING #sexy!
14 minutes ago

Jersey Tom said...

No bearding plus no Evelyn.

Congrats on the blogger ID Jason.

tweets said...

steph_shep stephanie shepherd
RT @ANTHONYGAGA: AHHHH!!!! Spotted!!! Jake Gyllenhaal at the sushi restaurant next door to me!!! <-- he's always there!!!
26 minutes ago
in reply to ↑

@ANTHONYGAGA Anthony Spencer
@steph_shep I know!! He loves me! LMAO!!
10 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

replies ↓

steph_shep stephanie shepherd
@ANTHONYGAGA he loves sushi which by association means he loves me!!!!!
7 minutes ago

Reese said...

On thinking she wouldn’t marry again: “Jim said, ‘I’m gonna show you every day what a good partner is, what a good person is. I’m going to take care of you. I’m gonna do this so much that you’re gonna get used to it.’ I was like, ‘What are you talking about?’ I’ve never had anybody like that in my life.”

The Awful Truth said...

Dear Ted:

Which Vicers do you think will try to shake their habits in 2012 and who do you think will be Vicing harder than ever?

Dear Naughty and Nice:

Tough Q, M. I think Morgan Mayhem will continue to try to clean up her act this year (or at least make people think she has), while sometimes-bestie Strawberry Snort 'Em will be wilder than ever. And you can quote me on that last one. As for closeted dudes, I'm not expecting any of them to come out of the closet this year, but if I had to pick one, maybe Crotch Uh-Lastic? Ha! Probably not, but who knows.

prairiegirl said...

Oh brother. Jim "Dark Socks" Toth - could you reach any further back patting yourself on the back? Need a white horse to ride in on, bud?

prairiegirl said...

Does anybody pay any credence to what Reese says?

LOLLLL!!! It's the Bubble Boy episode on Seinfeld. LOLLLLL!! One of my favorite episodes.


No, Mohrs.





He's a Bubble Boy.

A Bubble Boy?

A Bubble Boy.

What's a Bubble Boy?

A boy who lives in a bubble.



And....the cabin. The '47 cabin. It's just a classic episode. Classic.

Cute tweet from yesterday said...

Danny N
If Rick Perry's dropping out, can I borrow his Brokeback Mountain jacket? I wanna see if I can use it to pick up Jake Gyllenhaal...
19 hours ago

lol said...

Thanks for the tweets. I love twitter! ;)

tweet said...

brittalauren Brittany Vela
I know a lot of chicks that are going to be super disappointed if jake gyllenhaal ever comes out of the closet
3 minutes ago

the real m said...

Jason congrats on the new account. That happened to many of us way back and its a lot better to have a secure account, so for the best. I am right there with you on all of your core beliefs.

Poor Reese, I think her career has hit such a low she's desperate. I saw a pic of her on some new mag on another site and its so photoshopped you would never guess it was her. Even photoshopped, its not flatterring.

I thought I read that LOL was totally being shelved so glad to hear it may get a life afterall. Austin has not had the best luck in movies. He looks pretty miserable in the OTH photo. Going though the motions, my guess.

twitter said...

Phil McGinn
I almost took jake gylenhall's door off his car and killed him today. true story. it would have been his fault for sure though. asshole.
4 hours ago

tweet said...

andreaparsons andrea parsons
The knack my cat has for opening closets is impressive. She's like some kind of reverse Bradley Cooper/Jake Gyllenhaal
4 hours ago

AUS10 said...

I nominate @AUS10NICHOLS for a Shorty Award in #actor because... he is amazing and one of the greatest actors!

Wow thanks for all the nominations guys. I'm honored.
8 hours ago

Methodical Muser said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLL! Austin nominated himself, "Becasue he is amazing and one of the greatest actors!"

You got to love that guy. I wonder if there's a little dig in there about Soapy too? A bit tongue and cheek like when he genuflected in front of Brooke's red door in that photo he posted after finishing the filming of OTH.

Plus, I think it's funny that the tallest guy in the universe might get a Shorty Award. Then Austin could give it to Jake. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Methodical Muser said...

From the Elle interview with Reese Witherspoon:

Barf bag alert:

Before meeting her CAA talent agent hubby, Witherspoon admits she was a "totally different person," explaining that she lived a life of fear and sadness, following her 2006 divorce filing from ex-husband Ryan Phillippe.

"I used to be afraid to travel and afraid to leave my house, afraid to leave my kids – that something horrible was going to happen," she says. And her past emotional hardships have only made her appreciate the present that much more.

Special K said...

You have to love Austin's humor. That is tweet is hysterical.

And yeah it seems like a little dig.