Living for the City

Jake looked like he was ready to brave the cold of the big bad North(east) layered up and decked out in a Parka and Timberland Duck boots.

But why would he need the boots in the city?  While warm, the sidewalks and streets look like he could have just worn another pair of his utility footwear and been fine.

The caption says that Jake was leaving Soul Cycle.  Really?

Because these are my questions:

Who puts big chunky boots back on to go out on relatively dry pavement?

If you're that bundled up - where the heck are your gloves?

And after working out wouldn't you be too warm to be that bundled up?

And where is your gym bag?  Because there is no way you are pulling clothes on over sweat workout gear.

And why such a random set of pics?  Have we seen him snapped right outside of Soul Cycle before?

This look and those boots especially would work better somewhere let's say ...where there was snow,  maybe outside the city.

Maybe Jake was outside of the city,  but wanted to make sure that it didn't look like he just arrived, but rather that it looked like he had been back in the city for several days.

Riddling Rhyme

Jake's been here
and has been there,
he has been everywhere.

By foot, by bike,
by car and train.

In the Sun
and in the rain.

Where oh where can the pictures be?
Why oh why? Can't the paparazzi see?

People see him, snap him snacking
and seen the MacBook he' been packing.

How can Jake be in the City for weeks this fall
and not be photographed by the pros at all?

212* Questions

Riddle this:

So if Austin landed in NYC yesterday at JFK

Landed in NY and found out we got a full season. I should leave the country more often.

and then tweeted about LaGuardia today

I couldn't find any recycling bins at LaGuardia. I'm not gonna say which terminal. But come on yall, this is 2010.

Where was he last night?



How is it you are back stage at SNL and "all around New York" and there was only one tweet late Sunday afternoon, until a gossip from the west coast of Canada was the one with the exclusive and breaks it just before noon EST Monday morning ?



* 212 is one of the area codes for NYC