Monday, October 25, 2010

212* Questions

Riddle this:

So if Austin landed in NYC yesterday at JFK


Landed in NY and found out we got a full season. I should leave the country more often.

and then tweeted about LaGuardia today

I couldn't find any recycling bins at LaGuardia. I'm not gonna say which terminal. But come on yall, this is 2010.
Where was he last night?



How is it you are back stage at SNL and "all around New York" and there was only one tweet late Sunday afternoon, until a gossip from the west coast of Canada was the one with the exclusive and breaks it just before noon EST Monday morning ?



* 212 is one of the area codes for NYC

65 comments:

destiny said...

If any of you are really friends with prairiegirl, you should be concerned and will reach out to her privately. Her posts are not anything to laugh about. They are sad and a little disturbing.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some anon who doesn't know a thing is pretending to give advice to people who personally know PG?

Get a life.

sk & co getting ready to make their swift voodoo doll said...

There was more than one tweet SK and you know it. The first placed them in Poughkeepsie at an Whole Foods, then several tweets of them in Brooklyn, you saw them.

The SNL is the only "exclusive" Lainey had, I assume she used the same tweets seen for her story. A story that can be checked with SNL so I don't think she would make it up.

The tickets to Spain I would assume were R/T so they went home the same way, JFK to LGA. There are more non-stop flights from LGA to Wilmington than JFK to Wilmington , connecting flights add time to schedules and I assume they wanted to get back Sunday to get ready to film today.

IMO he tweeted about LGA after the fact ( no recyling) from NC today. I dougt that they were sitting at LGA overnight.

PS You must have got all excited when you saw the white shirts, LOL you always get that wrong.

PSS: There is something off about PG and Tom too for that matter Destiny, it's not funny seeing some of the stuff they post.

Michael K. said...

To me, Jakey Gyllenhaal is a wholesome 14-year-old white country girl on the inside and a fragile Brawny man on the outside, so this pairing really isn't pulling a WTF out of me. Can't you just picture Jakey and Taylor Swift skipping hand-in-hand down a dirt country road while whistling the melody to some Disney song and waving at the birds in the trees and shit. Then Taylor pulls out her ukulele (or whatever the hell she carries around) and serenades Jakey with a song about how a rainbow is just a black cloud's smile while he twirls around the strawberry patch like the precious ballerina princess he is. They are like every montage from every G-rated romantic comedy or animated film.

Both Lainey Gossip and Life & Style's Scene Queens are saying that 20-year-old Taylor and 29-year-old Jakey have been spending a little time together. Lainey says that Taylor brought Jakey to the SNL after-party to hang out with her friend Emma Stone. And a source tells Life & Style that Jakey and Taylor were holding hands while struttin' their asses around Park Slope in Brooklyn yesterday afternoon.

And I bet they were giggling. Taylor Swift's natural squint is due to her foolish ass giggling all the time! They don't even talk, they just giggle and peck at each other's cheeks. Like I'm sure they even held hands and giggled in front of their lawyers at the contract signing for their new relationship.

not a troll said...

My post was sincere, destiny. Sorry you choose not to see it that way, but maybe you're too close to the situation. No, I don't know prairiegirl personally, but it's not hard to spot someone whose obsession has gone off the track. If I did know her personally, it would pain me to see her embarrass herself time after time. I'm sure you'll pretend to laugh at this, too. Oh, well, I tried.

Just Jared said...

JJ had a post about SNL and the after-party with nary a word about Taylor or Jake. Kind of strange because with a new record out you'd think pr would make sure Taylor's name got a mention if she was there.

Stubborn TB said...

I am still baffled when people even consider taking a single thing Lainey says about Jake seriously.
She's the one who "broke" the Isabel Lucas relationship and she was fawning over Jake and Rachel McAdams, saying that surely they'll hook up once Jakes fling with Isabel is over.

Let's see that track record (only the last half year to make it still countable): Out of two "relationships" she was wrong ... two times.
But I'm sure this time she's got a true scoop!

Special K said...

PS You must have got all excited when you saw the white shirts, LOL you always get that wrong.

What did I get wrong? I just put two pictures of each of them at recent events they've done.


The only tweets I saw of Jake were at Gorilla coffee and then the mention later in the afternoon that said someone thought it looked like Taylor. Was it inventive spellings again that I missed?

Interesting that JJ wouldn't have jumped all over that about when reporting about the SNL party. Because a NYC gossip getting a NYC exclusive makes sense. A Vancouver based gossip with it, not so much.

Special K said...

Here's another question:

Paps were out at JFK yesterday. Why? Because Madonna and the kids were there.

Did all of paps not recognize two OTH castmates after it was announced they got a full season? You think a picture would have gotten them at least another 100 bucks or so without even trying.

destiny said...

If it's true--and that is a huge if--it is beyond me why a 20 year-old very successful singer would want to become known as a professional beard.

Jersey Tom said...

not a troll said...
If any of you are really friends with prairiegirl, you should be concerned and will reach out to her privately. Her posts are not anything to laugh about. They are sad and a little disturbing.



You can say I am crazy. I don't care. Who knows. Let me tell you one thing though PG is one of the sweetest kindest caring persons I have ever met. We all love her. I know I do. We are all a little obbsessed with Jake. You are obbsessed with us. Is there a difference?

destiny said...

What I said about PG goes for Tom too.

Special K said...

Reading this in People

You know who's camp this is coming out of, just throw in a "her album is out in stores now!/her tour starts in weeks/just was nominated for (fill in the blank) country music awards and you got yourself a perfect press release.

sorry, not a troll said...

Let me tell you one thing though PG is one of the sweetest kindest caring persons I have ever met.

I never said she wasn't. This isn't about being sweet or kind. You miss the point. Plus, I'm not a troll, and I'm not obsessed with you. If you can't take my post for what it is, I can't do anything about that. Plus, I never mentioned you.

Jersey Tom said...

not a troll said...
My post was sincere, destiny. Sorry you choose not to see it that way, but maybe you're too close to the situation. No, I don't know prairiegirl personally, but it's not hard to spot someone whose obsession has gone off the track. If I did know her personally, it would pain me to see her embarrass herself time after time. I'm sure you'll pretend to laugh at this, too. Oh, well, I tried.



Do you think what you do on this blog is normal? I would like an answer to that question please.

You come to a blog whose regulars pretty much know each other and like each other. We come on the blog to shot the shit about something that interests us. Something that we are curious about. All the people I have met from this blog are hard working people who live very normal lives. They all have friends and family they talk about. Very inteligent and gentle people.

Whoever you are is the one I am worried about. You come off as a loser who leads a very sad lonely life. Don't you have any interests? Why are you obbsessed with us? I really don't think you are a JIS person or a Babbler but someone who just gets off on trying to get under other peoples skin. Thats worrisome. I feel bad sounded so mean but damn give it a rest. No one cares about your opinions. We have heard them a million times. How many other blogs to you get off on doing what you are doing. I really wish SK would delete your nonsense. Your not even talking about Jake anymore just us. I hate to spill the beans but hopefully you can get some help. You are not normal. Please stop making a fool of yourself. You are not hurting any of our feelings. Have a good night. This is the last time I will address you. I am asking other memebers to do the same. Please guys from now on lets make a comittment to ignore.

Jersey Tom said...

sorry, not a troll said...
Let me tell you one thing though PG is one of the sweetest kindest caring persons I have ever met.

I never said she wasn't. This isn't about being sweet or kind. You miss the point. Plus, I'm not a troll, and I'm not obsessed with you. If you can't take my post for what it is, I can't do anything about that. Plus, I never mentioned you.

Why the hell are you here then and why do you care about any of our commenters.

munch said...

Getting ready for all the hyenas on this blog to start shredding Taylor Swift ... they'll make Kanye West look like a real gentleman, by comparison, LOL!

destiny said...

I guess Jake is getting desperate about LAOD flopping. It's the only reason why I think he all of a sudden feels the need to link his name to a 20-year old A-list pop star. Pitching to that young audience that the movie seems to be seeking, but not finding, based on the screening I went to. The 20-something segment of the crowd was not into the movie.

Just for the hell of it, Jake should try selling himself and his work sometime, instead of his relationships, be it his mom, sister or fake girlfriend.

predickitable said...

Annnnnnnnd we're off! Well done Des old girl.

Karma said...

Creepy would be a better name for you, Destiny. But Destiny is not that bad thinking of it, what goes around comes around after all, all the bitterness you spew on people you'll never get to know one day will come around to bite you, and it will not be kind.

Jersey Tom said...

What a friggin sicko.


I do agree Destiny I think Jake is in a little bit of a panic and needs some PR real fast. My gut feeling is that this movie is not gonna be the hit they thought it was gonna be. I am not happy about that. I have been rooting for this to be a big hit for Jake and it would prove to him that it doesnt take lying to sell a darn movie.

Jersey Tom said...

Karma said...
Creepy would be a better name for you, Destiny. But Destiny is not that bad thinking of it, what goes around comes around after all, all the bitterness you spew on people you'll never get to know one day will come around to bite you, and it will not be kind.

Hate to break the news to you. I know Destiny and she is awesome. She deserves the best. I love her and her very very nice partner and she has some very nice friends. I met one who has been commenting lately that couldnt be any nicer and a interesting person.

tr said...

Well what an eventful few days. I just thought I would drop in and say hi and mention that it's Hollywood. It's all business all the time. SK and Destiny are catching on. There is no Jake/Taylor real feelings. There is a movie that needs ticket sales and an album that needs frequent mentions. Reese is amped up to 10 to sell tickets to her movie too. Just don't get too crazy about what it means or what they are feeling. You see what they want you to see and most of them are so shallow there isn't much else to see anyway. That's Hollywood.

Special K said...

I didn't say it was to sell ticket to LaOD, TR, all I alluded to was Taylor's project. Reading what was in People it looked like it was a page out of Swifts camp and it was about promoting her album or tour.

If you notice there was nothing said about his upcoming movie in any mention.

Is Jake going for shock factor said...

There are pics of Jake and Taylor together in NYC.

I believe Jake is straight or totally confused sexually, this choice is at the least odd or he is going for the shock factor.

This choice of Taylor does make me doubt his sanity. WTF?

I did notice his body language at the last Q&A for LOAD, its seemed a bit cocky, he was more laid back and upbeat. This Q&A was the one at the music festival without Annie.

Is Jake going for shock factor? said...

I read this comment on the JustJared board:

"Maybe he was asked to babysit",

Lol can't stop laughing at that.

Of course maybe it ruin Reese's wedding PR.

tr said...

I didn't say you said that. Destiny mentioned the movie. In any case Jake will get his press when the movie gets closer. This isn't an accident and he's not a victim.

Question! said...

tr, question... who does this pairing cater to? Taylor's tween and teen fans? They are too much more interested Robert Pattinson then Jakey G, right?

And by the looks of it Jake's fans are all (to quote Arrested Development) "HER?"

Why the fuss on Jake's end when everybody knows Harry Potter is going to crush all when it comes out in November?

Special K said...

I didn't say he was the victim. Just said that the stuff that came out today came from Swift's side.

tr said...

It's all about mainstream visibility, non-fans. Fans will be fans no matter what. They will come to the movie, buy the album. The massive audience in play are people who pay little attention to entertainment media but see the magazine covers, hear the top two stories on the radio in the car which result in implants into peoples brains. It is a full time job. This will do it ten fold. Any pairing of two high profile people is gold. Unusual but not offensive is PR magic.

Jersey Tom said...
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Jersey Tom said...

I was just at the store and Talyors pic was at least on 3 mags. These people use each other. If Jake was at the SNL after party it was because he probably wants to host again. They are all like little hoars trying to suck up as much PR as they can to make money. Of course Jake is a little bit more desperate than Talyor is. She is flying high. Jake needs LAOD to be a hit. He really does and until it is over he will do anything to get his name in the mags and blogs. Apparantly he or his advisors havent learned their lessons yet. If the movie aint good it wont work.

Ted said...

Are Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Really a Duo?

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are cozying up, and some overly eager types are already calling them a couple.

We're sayin': Not so fast. All this went down in the Big Apple over the weekend, for all eyes to so easily see:

The age-defying twosome (Jake is nine years Tay's senior), was spotted slightly flirting on Saturday backstage at a Saturday Night Live taping, which was hosted by Swift's BFF Emma Stone. Sunday's schedule called for a stroll through Brooklyn's Park Slope area, holding hands and sharing starry-eyed gazes, Life & Style reports.

So is this some legit hand-holding or just a setup stroll for all you shutterbugs?

Definitely not your classic case of the love bug.

I mean, Tay is pretty famous for dating for the moment, not the long term. (Taylor Lautner, anyone?)

The emosh songbird is hand-in-hand with yummy hunks—and it seems she's never holding on too tight. Or is she?

Jake and Taylor walked into Al Di La restaurant in Brooklyn on Sunday for an early lunch date with Emma, and they sat side-by-side the whole time.

Tay, who was sportin' some heavy makeup and looking rather stiff and uncomfortable in the Brooklyn hot spot, managed to throw in a few smiles and laughs.

Jake played the cool, older guy as he chatted with the waiters and couldn't stop smiling. Plus, our sources say he was looking super hot and proud of himself in his classic V-neck and sleek aviators.

But it's hard to believe the duo is deliriously in lust, love or even like. Seems more like a PR dream stunt with a hint of jealousy thrown in, if you ask us!

Especially since last week Jake's ex, Reese Witherspoon, was rumored to be tying the knot with her agent Jim Toth. Maybe he didn't get the memo that it was just that—a rumor?

Either way, Jake's spending some time with this younger female and he seems to be diggin' it. We're just wondering if the lovey-dovey action is mutual.

We all know Swifty has a checklist when it comes to her crushes—hot, more mature men with love-song potential. Smart girl, eh? Indeed, the singer released a song rumored to be about her previous, much older bad-boy BF John Mayer, who was also spotted in NYC this weekend sans any hand-holding.

Jake's rep would not comment, which is kinda odd. Usually, they've got something to say.

Utter silence might just might mean this one ain't totally off-base. Let's all stay tuned.

Special K said...

So more details come out and it looks like they were not alone at lunch and Saturday night. Emma Stone was there both times.

Jake and Taylor walked into Al Di La restaurant in Brooklyn on Sunday for an early lunch date with Emma, and they sat side-by-side the whole time.

Special K said...

A little distraction courtesy of Austin's twitter/fb

check this out...http://fb.me/GT2VIMay
about 2 hours ago via Facebook

This video is great. The little kid's reaction is awesome.

prairiegirl said...

I'm just so stinkin' flabbergasted, I don't even know what to say.

It's so, so hard to root for these guys now after this. If not impossible.

I have lost all total respect for Jake.

prairiegirl said...

I will say this - Jake is getting skewered, skinned and burned at the stake over on Just Jared.

Jake's people are stupider than I ever thought and Jake......

That guy has absolutely no idea how to say no or stand up for himself.

I'm not even mad. I'm just numb and blown away at his blind following.

Jake, they're calling you a perv. They're calling you a babysitter. They're calling you a publicity whore. They're calling you everything in the book over there.

And most disappointing are the ones that say they are done. They've lost all respect now. They have seen everything. And one said they never believed Jake was gay but after seeing this so unbelievable match-up, they now totally believe he has to be gay.

Way to go, PR. You're hanging your client out to dry. You're going to suck every last penny out of him and then you're going to leave him bleeding at the curb.

And Jake? He deserves it if he cannot and will not stand up for himself. When is he ever going to learn to grow up and stand on his own two feet? This is not providing for a family. This is the selling of a soul. Why on earth can he not see that.

prairiegirl said...

And whoever the clown is that has been on here slandering me, you know what you can do, don't you.

Bite me, bite me, bite me.

I'm not nuts. I know what I'm talking about and I will not be quiet.

You trolls & Jake's PR would love to shut this blog down and run us out of town. Yeah, well, I'm sorry.

But as long as Special wants to keep this blog up, we're staying.

So maybe you need to remove OMG from your Bookmarks and find yourself more sane territory if you just can't handle this site.

Obviously, You can't handle the truth.

escort said...

I can hardly wait until Jake and Taylor go to a big industry event together as a couple!

trick or treat said...

Austin Man Candy Monday

destiny said...

I think the person trying to stir up trouble is pr, as TR said. The writing style and content is unmistakable, and always happens in the run-up to a new movie coming out. Chris/Lane/Popcorn, r one of the countless other names or countless successors to those posters.

Got to say the age difference bothers me a bit, and I'm not surprised at the cruel comments. It's one thing to have a big age difference when someone is a bit older and mature, because at that point the playing field is a lot more even. But when someone is in their teens or barely out of them, there is a world of difference in maturity, power, experience, etc. from someone say, in their mid 20s.

destiny said...

Totally agree that this is Jake and Taylor's people working together.

Taylor is well on her way to being a professional beard (with some real relationships thrown in the mix) and professional fauxmancer, and her people and other people in HW know it, including Jake's.

The funny thing is--and by funny I mean awful--Taylor is going to sell a lot of records not matter what, with or without Jake, and I don't think LAOD is going to do well, with or without Taylor, but Jake is in the meantime going to get raked through the mud and have people question what he's doing with her.

Sounds like it's already started.

Jake 2.0 said...

when someone is in their teens or barely out of them, there is a world of difference in maturity, power, experience, etc. from someone say, in their mid 20s.

Exactly! In the Swill bearding relationship I'm gonna hold the reins and drive the bus.

destiny said...

One more thing, nothing makes a statement that J&A are still together like rolling out the new beard while Austin is out of the country

yawn said...

Pictures at Perez

Come on boys. said...

Austin if your on tonight. Why do you and your boyfriend do such stupid things. I know it is ok to have a girl as a friend but why do your let people that are supposed to be looking out for your good do such stupid things that make you and Jake look so awful. Are you a dumb Texan or what boy? You and Jake are both gonna wind up ruining your careers. You both must have lost your self repect already. I feel bad for both of you and Jake and especially Jake keep doing the same dumb things over and over again.

prairiegirl said...

I want to say thanks to my friend Dest and my buddy Tom for sticking up for me while I was burning a little OT. And thank you to others whose support has been staunch and unfailing.

You guys are all the best.

prairiegirl said...

Pardon me while I whip this out.

Before the Levelor shade goes down on this curfew'd night of blogging, the old avatar must return. I was unable to change it while I was at work because I don't have access to my pictures there.

I did not realize Taylor Swift was so disliked either. Wow. Seems everyone knows she uses guys to write songs about.

And so why does Taylor Swift need to beard, that's what I would like to know. She's a pretty little gal. Very successful. And pfshaw! So young, she can't even see the horizon, she's so far back from it.

So why on earth does she need to have an arranged HW fake romance?

I don't know, but man, they are both just getting roasted & toasted on JJ. It's embarrassing and it's ugly. Reeke was nothing compared to what Jake's getting on there tonight.

Slick move, PR.

Special K said...

Ok so I looked at the pics over at Perez. What I see that is a group of people out on a Sunday. With Jake walking next to Taylor.

Is this really what has everyone the whipped up into a frenzy? This and lunch with two girls who are friends with each other?

destiny said...

Thanks PG, you're the best too!

Like PG, I just don't get why Taylor Swift feels the need to do this. We all know why Jake does. And come on, how about some originality, going to Perez for the start is straight out of the Reeke handbook.

And very well said Come on Boys.

Jake should change management and work on really changing what he's done the past three years instead of going the fauxmance route to build back up a career that got put in the dumper in part by fauxmances and not being true to himself.

destiny said...

LOLLLL. I was just glancing at the TV in the NYT and couldn't help noticing one for a show I've never heard of on Logo called The A List: New York and the description for tonight's episode says "Austin and Jake pledge their love to each other". Unfortunately it was on earlier, so I couldn't check it out.

charybdis said...

You know, there are plenty of blinds/rumors that Taylor Swift was bearding for Taylor Lautner, so I suppose if they go through with this it wouln't be her first. Austin and Sophia will still probably have much better chemistry ('cause, you know, they actually enjoy each other's company).

the real m said...

Wow, I had to work late to catch up from being out last week, plus my partner is on vacation in France and I am covering 2 workloads last week and this week. Came home to find all of this Taylor stuff and cruised around the net to get the reaction. Must say Jake's PR needs to be put in front of a firing squad and shot immediately. I have never seen such a negative reaction to a pairing that I can recall. As PG said, Jake is being called a perv by many and the match-up is outright disliked. The usual he's bearding, gay comments are to be expected, but the comments about the age difference is a whole different matter. The last thing he needs right before his movie opens. I did enjoy this comment though "He gets her naked, makes her wear a baseball cap and BOOM - eastern european twink right there." Not only were the comments almost unanimously negative(they are so bad that even babblers had little good to say), but the posters almost all called the relationship fake in so many words. I think Jared was the only one that did not hint at it being fake. Gossip boy hinted in a blind that followed that Jake is just trying to get closer to Taylor Lautner by seeing her.

By now the studio must have a good idea how LAOD is tracking. They continue to show previews even though it is right around the corner, so I guess it is not going well. Add to that Jake's not being seen with a woman in almost a year and I guess they are getting desperate. But it was a huge failure. Huge. For some reason I think this was Jake's incompetent PR and the film is just an innocent victim.

the real m said...

PG, I ran through all the comments here quickly since I had a full day and got here late, but I see you got some trashing. You know we love you. Don't let anyone bring you down. My husband is still talking about how much he enjoyed meeting all of you (PG, Destiny, Tom, Roma and Destiny's partner) and now asks me for an update on everyone every day.

prairiegirl said...

Thanks, m. There is no denying we draw strength from each other and that has even more to do with the fact that the majority of us have now met in person, shared time together and eaten together. Don't laugh at that. There is bonding that occurs when you visit, laugh, argue, and snicker over a meal shared at the table together.

And PR, you can't break that bond. You won't.

prairiegirl said...

Well, you can tell fall is here. It's a late autumn here in the JoCo. With lows in the high 30's anticipated this week, we are seeing a very fast turning of the leaves and they are starting to fall. **sigh**. The seasons turn and life goes on.

Where's Al this morning?!! We had Jim Cantore live on the Weather channel. What's up with that?

prairiegirl said...

Good comment up there by C'mon Boys. You nailed it.

I don't know that I ever would have thought I'd see the day when I would see Jake called a "cherry picker" in comments.

And he was called that several times on JustJared. Taylor Swift had her name attached to virgin I don't know how many times. And as Jerry & George would say, not that there's anything wrong with that. That's none of my business. But it's the image that she projects - I think just her looks have alot to do with that.

And there were many comments that say Jake just looks so much older than her and so there were just so many nasty things said that had to do with their age difference.

Even the obscure website that the pictures were on had people scratching their heads trying to figure this one out.

prairiegirl said...

And a final comment on a feeling that I get and that is that Jake's time spent on the east coast the entire summer and fall I was happy about since that put him closer to Austin.

But unfortunately, I think that put him under the constant influence of those who still think he's the little boy that needs looking after and know what is best for him. He's still that little boy made to drink milk out of a bowl.

You know, here in JoCo, it's common knowledge that you have Old Money. And you have New Money. And the people who live in central JoCo are still alot of those with Old Money. They are traditional, rigid, proper, and they don't like to stir the pot, make waves, and they don't buck the system. They're the ones who say, "But we've never done it that way before."

They're the ones who don't progress with the times and they repress those who want to grow and reach for the stars.

And people love their money. So they suck up to it.

They're good people, don't get me wrong. They're God's children just like anybody else.

I think Hollywood has a class system just like that. You have Old Hollywood and you have New Hollywood.

And it's time for some of Old Hollywood's repressive tactics, bullying, intimidation and stifling to come to an end. It needs to fall just like that statue of Sadaam Hussein.


And you all just have a nice day.

Excuses said...

I think Hollywood has a class system just like that. You have Old Hollywood and you have New Hollywood.

And it's time for some of Old Hollywood's repressive tactics, bullying, intimidation and stifling to come to an end. It needs to fall just like that statue of Sadaam Hussein.


No need to sugar-coat Jake's situation, or make excuses. The bottom line is that he is too much of a coward to come out of the closet.

Ted said...

Bonus Blind: A-List Beard Was High School Boozer!

October 4, 2010

Poor Priscilla Desert. That goody-two-shoes mass-marketed image of hers just may crumble sooner than folks think.

Not only has the ├╝ber-talented Pris already happily agreed to let herself be used as a People cover-ready beard for one of her gay-boy boyfriends, now it turns out Miss P. has a past:

Turns out P.D. really liked to get her booze on back in those days, and many of Priscilla's so-called "friends" from the lunchroom are starting to talk about it, big time.

One of those massively paid campers that follow Pris around like flies to Beverly Hills crap should do something about this nastiness, already. In fact, I think they already have. We've noticed that the more tips we get about Pris's fondness for boys and the booze, along comes another fakey magazine story about what a right-on and humble religious girl Priscilla happens to be.

Jeez. When's the public going to stop being as gullible as the legal types who keep accepting Lindsay Lohan's excuses? Wake up, people!

And, uh, Priscilla, get a clue (not to mention a spine): You know there are people in the world who happen to believe in God and think it's OK to date boys and have drinks, too.

And it Ain't: Miranda Cosgrove, Jasmine Villegas, Demi Lovato

ted said...

Dear Ted:
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal? What? PS I can't believe you buzzed your hair off. It's cute.
—Ames

Dear Caught a Swifty Drift:
We can't believe this fresh-off-the-press duo, either! While the two definitely got cozy in the Big Apple last weekend, we can't confirm that it is love at first sight. Jake is totally Tay's type, what with him being older and loving blondes. But for now, I guess we will just keep our eyes and ears peeled, especially since she may be writing up the romance sooner than later. And thanks for the buzz-cut buttering up. I like it, too!


Dear Ted:
I've got a sneaking suspicion that Dashed Dingle-Dream's beard and Grey Goose's beard are on friendly terms with each other. Am I right?
—Radha

Dear Not Even Close:
Dash's beard likes to keep it under wraps. You won't see this cover getting loose with any famous gooses, even if it's just friendly.

Bitch Back

Worried for Jake said...

PG, Destiny and Ted should be test cases for the newest mental health drugs. You all are out of your mind, God forbid Jake marries a woman. You would probably be of serious danger to the man.

Jersey Tom is in cardiac arrest over this.

You have lost grip on reality, get help seriously. I'm not trying to be mean or funny. Ask someone close to you who loves you to read this blog and your comments. Take their word for it, you are dangerously pass the point of obsession over Jake's sexuality. I really feel you all are a danger to him physically.

Ted C has been obsessed with Jake for years.

destiny said...

LOL. That's why we all rushed the stage and tackled him during his New Yorker interview.

It's no more an obsession than my interest in the Jets. It's just another interest that I have and discuss with my friends here at OMG.

And in case you haven't noticed, if you look over at JJ you can see that lots of people felt compelled enough about what Jake is doing to give a big thumbs up to comments disliking the newest pr debacle. You can only vote once, so it's clear from the numbers that it is not just us folks here at OMG.

But keep telling yourself that as you push a strategy that sadly just keeps sinking your client. Maybe if you spent less time obsessing about OMG......

Still around I see said...

Ted C has been obsessed with Jake for years.

Unlike you, and all those bottom feeding Hollywood handlers who have been living off of Jake's talent for years. Why don't you get a life instead of stalking at sites you say you have no time for because those who frequent are so "delusional". We got your number and it's 666. Move along trollie.

Worried for Jake said...

Yes still around writing a paper on crazy people. Thank you for all the material I couldn't make this up if I tried.

Karma said...

Tom,
you telling me Destiny is one of the nicest person unfortunately does not help. Only thing I see coming out of her is loads of very bitter and mean crap. Still around I see: you are telling people to get a life? Serioulsy? LOL!