Coming up a little short

My Outlaw status is intact. John Law wrote me a ticket today. The fish I caught was a quarter inch too small. - AUS10

Mine is 13 inches long. His is not. - AUS10

Still talking about fish there big guy?

But what do we know from this fish tale?

Well, the Outlaw lives.  (Austin a fishing ticket might not get you on Willie's tour, but you can buy a ticket next time he rolls into LA and live vicariously with your (fishing) pole)

Austin is living in a nice residential area with "great family home(s) in centrally located, highly desirable and trendy Melrose/La Brea within walking distance to houses of worship, schools and fabulous shopping/dining."  (Austy don't lose any sleep over it, we still have the top of the citation)

Austin's in LA.  (Wait Jake's in LA....that's not how it's supposed to work ; ) )

Johnny Law busted him Santa Monica.  (Were you hanging with the old guys fishing off the pier?  And how did know to bust you?)

And finally Jake if you need any ideas for Christmas gifts for Austy this year you can't go wrong with Ronco's Pocket Fisherman.

Whale of a Tale

Jake's been know to throw out a few Red Herrings over the years. But he might have been caught by the Net. this time 

Maybe he just wanted to celebrate Shark Week with his favorite Shark Week Fan at home?  Whatever the ever the reason, it looks like a fish taco in LA might have been what snagged him up. 

Suddenly after just being "seen" in NYC the day before.  Jake popped up and got "caught" strolling through LAX  yesterday and by nightfall was seen at the Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros' show. 

And then  today was seen out and about shopping and driving the truckster around,  and almost ran into former whisker, Reese who was probably circling the same paps for them to catch her fresh new do. 

Maybe he thought well if I got found in LA,  I'm going to get seen in LA.  All over LA. 

And it looks like Jake had a case of the hungries while he was doing it.

 Food.  It feels like I haven't eaten in two months that's for sure. 

 Organic apple sauce or a healthy carob soy pudding snack pack?

 Jake looks like he's trying to eat all the good stuff before he goes home and has to share his snacks with Big and little alike.

 Granola Time?

 Some more for the road:

 Guess he's stocking up for when he has to journey east again.

 The family truckster can handle hauling from  little to big - cargo of course. ; )

Is Jake having a Way Back Moment after realize that he passed on a good thing? (The Way Back that is)