Wednesday, August 13, 2008

All the King's Man

Every good king or prince needs supporters, those in the court who are there for them. It is a lonely job, everyone watching everything you do, many adoring you, more fascinated with who you're with, where you were at, what you wore, and some waiting to see you slip up. Sure you have the riches of the world, the love and adoration of the public, and whatever you desire will be done for you, but it is a lonely job, not sure who to trust, never sure who can see the real you, because any weakness could be exploited for someone else's gain. One life behind the walls and one life for the public. Sounds like Hollywood, doesn't it?

Even the consorts can't be be trusted, as they seek their own advantage by your folly or mistakes. But a supporter, a close confident, a second that is who you lean and rely on. Held close he may not always been see in the public but behind close doors he is the one person the rest of the court acknowledges at being the strongest besides the prince. In fact in a way he maybe stronger because he is the pillar that the prince leans upon.

But this second is definitely first in this prince's heart.


OMG Olympic Moments
Cycling - Road
Scottish blacksmith Kirkpatrick MacMillan gave bicycle racing its first big boost back in 1839 when he devised a pedal-and-crank mechanism to power the two-wheeled machines. Until then, bicycles were pushed along by the feet. It rather limited their racing potential.

In the 1880s, cycling took another leap forward with the development of the chain-and-gearing system. With that, bikes evolved from the awkward penny-farthing style to the sleeker shape so familiar today. Since then, the sport's evolution has been a steady climb as athletes and engineers experiment with anything that might shave a few seconds off their times.

The sport's boom in the late 19th century made it a natural for the first modern Olympic Games in 1896. That inaugural Olympic road race was held on the marathon course, with riders completing two laps covering a total of 87 kilometres. Almost a century passed before women got their chance to race in 1984, and, 12 years later, at the 1996 Atlanta Games, time trials were introduced.


Of course OMG would use bicycle and not just cycle because it is one of the few times that the prefix bi can get by the spin in the context of Jake and Austin. A sport that is more Jake's it is sweet to see how Austin hopped on a bike and rode sharing it with him. Austin may not be the cyclist Jake is but he was there for him. Gotta say there's something to seeing Austin's protective vibe come out when it comes to his man.

71 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great post special k. I needed this today. You know how to lift up my spirits ;)

Clarity said...

Great music today : )

I just looked at the swimsuit pics of Ryan and Abbie. The diff in the body language from J/R is really shocking.

destiny said...

Ditto Special. I also enjoyed the history lesson on bicycles.

destiny said...

Oops, that ditto was referring to spook2th's post, but it works for Clarity too.

Special K said...

For some reason to this picture of Austin looks somewhat of modern nobility in a kind of contemporary version of The Bard. Don't ask me why. I am still trying to figure out how my mind works myself.

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed reading about bicycles and I like how Austin is operating his turn signal and riding on the outside of Mr G. Great observation, Special.

Welllll, haven't exactly gotten Netflix yet, Wicked, but I'm going to. On my Girl Scouts sash honor. Maybe enroll tonight when I register on IHJ if I can figure that out. Wish me luck. Still have yet to see Donnie Darko; maybe that'll be the first rental.

Was watching a little bit of girls volleyball this morning on USA. The US was playing Nigeria in soccer on MSNBC (may have those channels switched) and the US lost. Don't think it was live. You know, those volleyball players have about the best physiques out there. Not a centimeter of fat on them. You figure all that walking & running on sand would tone the legs, but trying to figure out how the rest of their bodies get so fit, like their abs. All the spiking of the ball? The serving?

Anonymous said...

Truer words never spoken, er written. That's what comes out most in any pics of Jake and Austin. Jake's face is totally relaxed, like he knows he is completely safe. He let's his guard down. Contrast that to Reeke pics where his face is always tense and he is just a performer.

Anonymous said...

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At 12:22 CT, it is 102 degrees in Marrakech. Feels like 103. Expected high tomorrow, 8/14, is 103, and 105 on Friday, 8/15. Highs in the low 100's expected through Sunday. : ) :) :)

Everyone have a good afternoon - lunch break is officially over. : (

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Anonymous said...

Did Perez even mention the Reeke Morocco pix?

Anonymous said...

Wicked and Special K, so sorry I
am late in congratulating on your
one year anniversary! You do an
absolutely incredible job especially with music!
These photos with Jake and Reese are really something. It does get awfully tiresome at times.
One of these days, Austin may
get fed up and find somebody else!
You really wonder sometimes!!
I have a question for some of
you Ted readers. Has Ted ever come
right out and said that he was
wrong about any of his items?
I am really enjoying the Olympics. Take care everybody.

Anonymous said...

Nice post today, and romantic song. I agree with you, Spesh, about the pic of Austin. :)

Anonymous said...

The Morocco pix came from Splash news online, Perez can't use them among other agencies.

Anonymous said...

Ah, Jake and Austin in spandex. Can anything be more beautiful than that?

Well, maybe Jake unzipping Austin's spandex...Austin tossing Jake's over his shoulder...Jake and Austin's spandex piled on the floor by the bed...

Sheesh! It's Marrakech hot in here!

Anonymous said...

I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious
I'm flirtacious, tryin' to show patience
I've been lookin' for the right time to shoot my steeze (you know)
Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys
Eh I'm leavin, please believin' oh
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got a lock out the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, rooftop, birds are feedin'
No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve, an' no teasin'
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin' for
'Cos I feel like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you
Uh uh can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me what's the use

(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off
Yeah yeah come on

Anonymous said...

cracks me up how all the PoP pic blurbs say "Jake was spotted on the set" as if it was a random sighting of him walking bare chested holding hands with reese. Random my ass, it was scheduled!

Anonymous said...

who was looking at reeke? i was looking at the guy in the hat who looks like ryan phillipe who was trying to walk around them. he was probably busy and had a job to do and had to get somewhere quick but they kept cutting the poor guy off and he couldn't get ahead of the two idiots.

Anonymous said...

We're walking, We're walking, look happy!, ignore the cameras, we're walking, I said the cameras, not ignore each other, we're walking, we're walking,

london tb said...

It's such a magazine convention - "spotted on set" - it can't be possible that anyone would believe the pics were accidental or incidental :)

I squeeed at this post, Jake and Austin look so amazing in the top two pics ...

Special K said...

I think Austin can take the heat more than the steel magnolia.

It's as hot at home in TX as it is Morocco. 44 Days over 100 F

You know Jake wouldn't be the only one san shirt in the Moroccan heat, Austin "hey where'd my shirt go" would be too.

Anonymous said...

Jake doesn't look very Persian in those pics

Anonymous said...

I think Austin can take the heat more than the steel magnolia.

He could take the dust and the dirt better too.

Anonymous said...

love today's post, really sweet and great pics.

but just to lower the tone, I know this is slightly crude, but its sort of funny.

Jakes moobs

Wicked said...

Just had to share this with you all- got a call from a telemarketer who asked for the Mrs. I said she wasn't home. He asked if she had a husband. I told him no she better not and I'd be pretty pissed off if she did because I'm her wife! He cracked up and so did I!

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
What describes Toothy Tiles's situation better: "Single Tile," "Mr. and Mr. Tile" or "Family Tile"? Please, could you include clues and hints more often about him? What happened to that great idea to dedicate one day a month to only Toothy questions?
Ashley
London

Dear Multiple Choice:
Family Tile. Don’t remember committing to one day a month trying to ferret out T.T.’s identity. Still, don’t think that’s enough for my taste.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
Greetings from the great Football Hall of Fame city! Love your column and read it ravenously at lunchtime...great escape! I was just wondering if Crotch Uh-Lastic could be Kevin Spacey? And maybe Toothy Tile is John C. Reilly?
Calicocate
Canton, Ohio

Dear No Touchdowns:
Keep trying, babe, way off on both. Think more good-lookin’ than either Kev or Johnny C., sorry fellas, it’s a superficial world out there.

Anonymous said...

Family Tile.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Family Tile mean Reeke and kids? :(

Anonymous said...

or Family Tile means Gray Goose and Baby Tile.

Anonymous said...

Don't be silly.

Anonymous said...

Papa Tile, Dada Goose and Baby T

Anonymous said...

Ops!

What, don't be silly.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Family Tile mean Reeke and kids? :(

Ted's talking about Jakes real private life, not the fake one that's just for the cameras.

Ted would be saying Beardy Tile or something like that if he meant Reeke.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was Reeke and kids because the letter came from London where Reeke and family just were.

:) don't be silly: who are you talking to??

Anonymous said...

IMO the “Mr. and Mr. Tile” option gives away it's about Toothy’s REAL private life, not the bearding. So I think with “Family Tile” Ted means Toothy, Gray Goose and Baby Tile.

Anonymous said...

Ashley Meaning just in case the leeter was a clue;

Lives in the ash tree grove. Derived from a surname and place name based on the Old English word for ash wood. Famous bearer: Ashley, the male character in Margaret Mitchell's popular 'Gone with the Wind'.

Anonymous said...

letter not leeter!

Anonymous said...

Ashley is also the name of Austin's sister.

Special K said...

Gotta say, I think it sounds like Toothy Goose and Baby T make a family three.

Ted was asked directly if it was single, Mr and Mr., or family. He has said that Toothy is still with his Goose. If it was just them Ted would have said Mr. and Mr.

Great catch on the name Clue.

Anonymous said...

"Ted's talking about Jakes real private life, not the fake one that's just for the cameras."

I don't think Jake has a private and a public life. I think he sold his soul when he agreed to Reeke and part of the deal is to give up everything and everybody from his old life so he could become Super Straight Family Man. Think about it, he's only seen with Reese & her kids. Never with his own family or any friends. We don't even get pics of him biking, running or just walking around like we used to. What will he do when Reeke ends?

Anonymous said...

NPH and Maggie at GOP convention?


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, conventionsMaggie Gyllenhaal, Neil Patrick Harris to Party With the GOP
The political conventions are pointless pageants designed to get candidates and up-and-coming political stars some prime time television exposure. They're also convenient excuses for trying out new and exciting paramilitary policing and, most importantly, lengthy benders for political operatives, donors, and the rest of the party faithful. Booze will flow, drugs will be procured, local women of the night will be solicited. And—celebrities! Oddly, Hollywood lobbying group Creative Coalition will bring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Neil Patrick Harris to Minnesota for a party at the Republican convention. Though maybe it's not so odd?

www.gawker.com

Anonymous said...

We don't get pics of Jake by himself because he actually is keeping his private life private. And this has started way before Rome, he has become more and more secluded over the last one and a half-year or so.

He wasn't photographed for almost a month until Reese needed her latest fix and brought her the paps that she probably employs full-time by now with her.

You don't really think he just sits there staring of into space not doing anything or seeing anyone in those weeks that there is no Reeke, do you?

Anonymous said...

Think about it, he's only seen with Reese & her kids. Never with his own family or any friends.

PR is doing their job - they convinced you that Jake doesn't need friends and family. Scary!

Please don't forget that we see just a very small part of Jake's life, his public private life.

Anonymous said...

If it was just them Ted would have said Mr. and Mr.

i hope ted wasn't meaning family as in tooth, goose and the pets.

Anonymous said...

What the hell am I, a piece of furniture?

Special K said...

Why would Jake would go through all of this stuff with Reese?

Looks like Ted answered that.

Anonymous said...

ok so say he has a baby. when will it be seen? when its 5 yrs old? college? all of a sudden a child pops out of nowhere?!

Anonymous said...

My Dads can't be seen with me in public and I have to stay in the house forever. Please someone anyone put candy and letters and any mending you need done in the knot-hole for me.

Clarity said...

"I told him no she better not and I'd be pretty pissed off if she did because I'm her wife! He cracked up and so did I!"

LMAO...thats priceless Wicked. Thanks for making me laugh.

Re: Jakes Moob

Karma is is really interesting isnt it? I get the feeling some of the the online sites dont respect J too much. I have to admit I laughed out loud. Bad Clarity. : )

"Why would Jake would go through all of this stuff with Reese?

Looks like Ted answered that."

I dont understand Special - do u mean because of family tile?

Special K said...

I dont understand Special - do u mean because of family tile?

Yes Clarity.

You have to go big to cover something big.

Florida Tom said...

I love this song. I love those biking pics. God I need more.

Clarity said...

oooh ok...I see. That would definately be BIG.

Im watching the Times of Harvey Milk. I didnt know anything about him so I wanted to educate myself before watching the new version. Very good documentary.

Florida Tom said...

Wicked that is soooo funny I love it. Maggie and NPH republicans. YucK!

Special K said...

Creative Coalition has always sent groups to the conventions over the past elections. .

The Creative Coalition (TCC) is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit public charity organized by prominent figures in the creative community for the purpose of bringing together people in the arts and letters in order to learn about pressing issues so they can better inform and influence the community and nation.

Creative Coalition

Anonymous said...

Mike Phelps is a God. Wow!

Anonymous said...

Sad the Reeke crap gets more comments than Ted saying Toothy has a family.

destiny said...

Wow, I'd say Ted just turned up the heat on TT with that answer.

Very funny story Wicked!

An openly gay man won the Democratic party primary for a congressional district in Colorado and is expected to win in November. The story has a picture of him celebrating the win with his partner.

link

Anonymous said...

Help, Wicked! I just piled up a big movie que in my Netflix library. Are they going to ship one to me automatically or do I need to go somewhere and ask them to ship Donnie Darko to me? It sounds like they're going to automatically ship the 1st one to me, but I can't tell.

Oh, and also have Maurice in my que. Ha! Day late & dollar short, dagnabit

Signed, already Netflix Challenged

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh, Family Tile. Made my very short evening, Ted.

Moobs. Geez. That one makes me want to slide under the table. He might be one of those who just develops muscles there very easily, lol. He does tend to have a broad back, tho. It's his arms that have that steroid-look, with the veins protruding. I hope not; no movie role is worth putting those things in your body.

Anonymous said...

Last week we got that Jake and Austin are still domesticating. Then today that they aren't doing it alone.

Don't know whether that makes me happy for them as a family, that despite everything they've found a way to make this work or disgusted that Jake feels his family would be too wrong for Middle America and he took blonde paycheck way out instead of acting as a father should.

Little Blue Pill said...

Jake said that he knew what he was getting into re pap pics when he wanted to be an actor so it seems like he would be aware of all the other 'things' that come with the territory. It's obvious that he's going along with it now. But if and when will he doit his way and stop playing the game?? Its really up to him and him alone to end the inning and start a new one.

Anonymous said...

God I hate Ted's new format. I think the question was posed in such a way to give him only 3 options and Ted chose the one that fit's Toothy's current image-the one he is selling, anyway. I think if there really was a baby tile, Jake would have come out right away. You just can't hide a baby.

Anonymous said...

Little blue pill, I think he is actually doing it his way showing the paps nothing really of his real private life, still, living it. I think it is a very conscious calculated decision. You and many might not like it and think it is phony, but I personally can see that if you really do not want in ANY way people intruding in your own personal life making comments of any sort, you just keep it completely for yourself. I also personally believe it is not just his own choice but Austin's as well. I know some will be jumping at my throat, but having a site like WFT up for over a year putting up crass innuendos about you and your bf is probably way more than those two could would take. So now is lots of comments about Reeke instead, but who cares, neither of them does, since it is fake anyway... Jake started up being quite genuine in public but people got into his own businesses way more that he ever expected, so he regressed to a full fake facade. I actually really blame him.

Clarity said...

PG they should send the first one out to you automatically. Check your que list tomorrow. They will also let you know by email.

Anonymous said...

Baby Tile is where Ted and I part. I can't believe either one of them is being a full time father somewhere let alone doing any of it together.

Jake's spending way too much time with Reese and no matter how much I adore Austin, he still comes across as an overgrown frat boy.

I honestly hope Ted is talking about pets

Anonymous said...

I think Family Tile means Toothy, Goose and Baby T.

From the Toothy Tile archives:

July 27, 2007

Dear Ted:
What happened to baby Tile? Did Toothy and b-f Tile have the kid or did they give up on the idea of becoming dads? Are they still together and superdomesticated? I love your column and read it every day!
Ashley
London

Dear Family Matters:
Give the nonnuclear fam time, doll-babe.


Ted about Jake, January 2008:

“...He himself has been spending an awful lotta time getting all cozy and family oriented—and we don't mean Reese, trust.”

June 20, 2008

“Ever since ol’ Tooth re-recommitted to Gray Goose and they got all hideously domesticated...”

Wicked said...

PG, with Netflix, you can change the order of the movies in your queue. If you add a movie and want to receive it first, just move it to the top of the queue. You can move all your movies around and receive them in the order you want.

Baby Tile is where Ted and I part.

Me too, AG. Just can't buy it. I also don't think it's squee-worthy to hide your real gay family and parade a false straight one.

Anonymous said...

Jake's body through the years

Anonymous said...

...but I personally can see that if you really do not want in ANY way people intruding in your own personal life making comments of any sort, you just keep it completely for yourself.

Wow!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Clarity & Wicked. It sounded like that's how it worked, but wasn't quite for sure.

Man, I need to find that website of Jake's body through the years. What a trip back through time; wish I had time right now to go through the whole thing. Look at #43 (I think), where he's walking with his godmother, Jamie Lee Curtis, her arm through his elbow. Just like how he was walking with you-know-who, who shall remain nameless at this early hour, stomach can't hack it right now with the leggo my eggo waffle.

I also might retract my "Mr. Olympia" dig. You know, he does lean toward the, well, not a barrel chest look, but a T-shape body anyway. Sometimes he has no hips, sometimes he has had a scrawny chest, sometimes he has skinnier arms. Must be just how often he gets to work out. He might be undisciplined with regards to working out. It only takes 2 weeks to lose muscle tone I read once and can personally attest to that. But it's still too overdone for POP and not my brand of sigh-worthy at all.

Special K said...

We've all had friend who've done stuff we thought were the stupidest moves in the world. Taken jobs that weren't right for them, dated the wrong people, hung with people we didn't like, hell even gotten married to people we didn't think they should. Yeah we were a friend and were honest with them and told how we felt, but we knew if they felt they needed to do it they would. But we didn't used to keep going back to it over and over and over again to judge them. We don't like what they did, but we know in time things correct themselves or then we can say something. But to constantly use it a tool of judgment what kind of person does that make us?