How Many Licks

Austy has always a been about the ice cream.

i have an addiction to ice cream. this is serious. i am pacing the room right now. trying not to eat it. its all i want. its all i care about in life. without it, there is no reason to go on!!!!!! i need an intervention. i need rehab. Fuck it. I'm out the door to get some ice cream - AUS10 (August 9, 2010)

So Austy being friends with a hipster ice cream truck man is not that surprising. ( BTW What is a hipster name for a Mr. Softee?)

Best ice cream in LA. @cvtsoftserve. My buddy Joe. Come join us. Follow him to find locations. I will be at the... AUS10

Nothing soft about that Tall Texan who is looking rock solid and hot enough to melt your ice cream.

Forget about the ice cream as the most lickable thing.


But that wasn't the only thing on Austin's mind:

Working on perfecting teleportation. I will keep you updated. - AUS10

So Austy does that mean?

You want to teleport to somewhere where someone might be?

You want to teleport that someone to you?

or is it that you just want to teleport the faux away somewhere were twitter doesn't exist?

Then again you could be thinking exactly what we are thinking as we get ready for a long flight.

Image au Trois

Austin's Tour de France continues

Another question and answer

More meeting fans

And he even got photobombed!

And Austin tried to get his dance on.



Which could go head to head against Jake's Lord of the Dance



Who would win Dance Your Pants Off?

Speak of Jake - the bearded bud popped back up in Toronto and out for ice cream with his co-star and another friend. 

Jake has ditched the green jeans for the camo shorts,  a variation from last year, but back to the camo.

With a bit of grin and looking a little more relaxed he looks the had some R& R this past week.  Hmmmm.

 Camo and cones

Pop Culture Treats

There's been a lot of Jake this week, but what about that Southern gentleman who's busy directing ?

And since it's Austin Friday, it's a couple of quirky treats for the Southern S'quatchi.

Since Austin loves funky footwear, Back to the Future and doing good for others, it's the deal of the day that combines all three.

Great Scott!
Yesterday Nike said it "has created a limited-edition shoe based on a glowing pair that appeared in the popular 1989 movie 'Back to the Future II.'" Just like the ones Marty McFly wore during a visit to the year 2015. "The 2011 Nike Mag is designed to be an exact replica of the fictional sneaker, including a glowing Nike name on the strap."Sorry Austin, the one thing they can't do like they did in the movie is lace themselves.

Nike will release 1,500 pairs of the 2011 Nike Mag sneaker for auction on eBay and donate all proceeds to the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's disease research.

Bid Big Austin. 2011 Nike Mag

Now we know that Austin likes ice cream, remember this?

i have an addiction to ice cream. this is serious. i am pacing the room right now. trying not to eat it.

its all i want. its all i care about in life. without it, there is no reason to go on!!!!!! i need an intervention. i need rehab.

And OMG even helped him out and suggested some Ben & Jerry's flavors that might fit the bill. Well Ben & Jerry's has done it again.
Yup Ben & Jerry's is making "Schweddy Balls" ice cream. Based on the classic SNL skit with Pete Schweddy (Alec Baldwin) on The Delicious Dish.

It's "vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and is loaded with fudge covered rum balls and milk chocolate malt balls."

While it's no Hubby Hubbythink Jake will be grabbing some too?

We all scream for ....

i have an addiction to ice cream. this is serious. i am pacing the room right now. trying not to eat it.

its all i want. its all i care about in life. without it, there is no reason to go on!!!!!! i need an intervention. i need rehab.

So Austin's an ice cream addict, the truth is out there.

But what kind? There are so many options for him to get his fix.

He's a Texan. So he could go with fellow Texan Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler.


And he's Dutch. So it could be Dave Matthew's Magic Brownies for those munchies.

And after doing this

Yes Pecan! could be in the running.

Now what kind of quirky cinephile would he be if he didn't consider?



And after all of the stuff about helping The Gulf and Saving the Salty Waters, may one of these
Now of course one flavor that if he had it, would get leaked.


But we know it more this than any other the others.

And Jake licks that up with a spoon.




Two Wheel Tuesday
Get on You Bikes and Ride.

Super Movie Mix In

Today's like ice cream, you take a bunch of random good things (Jake and Austin projects) and mix them in together to get a sweet treat.

So get the base ice cream and add some:

Some Pop Rocks
While The Informers has release dates in Europe, it has nothing definite in the US. The assumption is some time in October and November.
Will Mickey Rourke getting an Oscar buzz for The Wrestler get a solid release date and add more screens for The Informers? What's going to get people to see it beside for OMG'ers going to see Austin? Bret Easton Ellis' story? Billy Bob? Winona? Bassinger? Amber Head? Or that it's Brad Renfro's last film?

Then some Gummies
"Jessica Biel, Catherine Keener Praise Director David O. Russell, Decide Not To Punch Him" is the title of the article on MTV's Movie Blog. Seems like despite his past reputation of bad behavior the ladies of Nailed praised Russell as a director. Despite the not knowing the fate of Nailed for distribution and all the difficulties in making the movie Jessica Beil said “He pulled such a bizarre cool interesting performance out of everyone. It was quite an interesting experience. David was amazing.” Catherine Keener called the political satire a screwball comedy and said
"if there’s a silver lining, it’s that the stoppages have inspired an attitude of perseverance in the cast." “This felt like it was happening despite all of the obstacles,” she said. “It felt like us against the man. We were like — you cannot shut us down!” Tracy Morgan seemed up beat about the film too even with all the obstacles. You think Jake feels the same?

And of course Chocolate
The old go to that you think you know everything about. Brothers. It's just on how the blend of ingredients works to see how rich it can be. We knew Mare Winningham was in it, but didn't Sam Shepard is as well. And casting Nat, Tobey and Jake? Sheridan said he wanted "the trio to be younger than they were in Bier's film. The only problem is that the 5 foot, 8-inch tall Maguire is 4 inches shorter than Gyllenhaal, who stands six feet. This violates the general biological rule that brothers are either roughly the same height or no more than two inches apart." Will there be some interesting camera angles or will Tobey have get "lift" or two? Will Sheridan ever film them side by side?

Blend until mixed. But then you have to go for the unexpected.

How to top it all off? How about something fresh, like the Fresh Prince of Persia.

Courtesy of Funny Junk

Now that's a mix -in.

Prince of Popsicles

After existing only on nonfat no whip lattes run for weeks Jake Gyllenhaal snaps when seeing his sister Maggie eat Ben & Jerry's newest ice cream flavor.

Gyllenhaal grabbed a marker gave himself a Snidely Whiplash mustache and made a suit of tinfoil while ranting and laughing "no pictures like this" "she won't like this" "baahaaaaa haaaa haaaa". Armed with a handmade princely scepter and calling him self Prince of Popsicles he held Andy Samberg hostage making him sing "I scream You scream We all Scream for ice cream" over and over and demanding a meeting with both Ben and Jerry.

His sister Maggie was called, after Ms. Witherspoon's schedule precluded her from answering her phone. Ms. Gyllenhaal rushed in to help her brother during this time.

Despite weeks of drama on his newest movie Nailed, bi coastal flying for more work related commitments on weekends, limited time with close friends and family, and his new training regime for his role as Dastan in PoP, it was seeing his sister eating ironically "Imagine Whirled Peace"a caramel and sweet cream swirled ice cream with chocolate peace signs and toffee pieces, that was the last straw.

Most close to the actor thought it would have been icy blonde not the ice cream that would have pushed him to this. Some are concerned about a caffeine addiction after seeing him out again and again and again for coffee with Witherspoon, placing the blame squarely on her. "He used to run, bike, read now he is just too jittery to do anything, he's just a different person." "He always liked coffee but this is different, java is the only thing that's holding them together. " Some coffee shops have been sneaking him decaf knowing he has to go to 3 or 4 shops a day on her tightly run schedule.

Official reps for Mr. Gyllenhaal are calling this a low blood sugar moment brought on by a new exercise and nutrition plan.

Mr. Gyllenhaal was later seen sans tin foil enjoying a small Ben & Jerry's non fat vanilla with his sister, Mr. Samberg and another tall gentleman who was heard speaking but the only words that could be made out were coffee and bed . Representatives for Ben & Jerry have said that they will be sending specially made non fat Peace Pops to the set during duration of Nailed and for upcoming Prince of Persia.