Friday, March 25, 2011

You might be a redneck

Austin's had one


Been one


Is he the reason Jake was sporting one Wednesday on Kimmel? ; )


There were lots of tweets asking why Jake's neck (and looks like ears) was so red.


SpatchelaReddy: @jimmykimmel darling! What was up with Jake Gyllenhaal's neck on your show last night? He's cute but damn! Serious sunburn or what?? :(

momsgotshingles: jake gyllenhaal on kimmel. I was watching his neck the whole time. is he half-turkey? #JimmyKimmelLive

_andyLa: Jake Gyllenhaal, why is your neck and face two different colors? It looks like your neck is sunburned. #jimmykimmellive #yourestillcutejake

swanye_west: I'm watching jimmy kimmel and jake gyllenhaal's neck is alarmingly red

shutuperin: Watching jake gyllenhaal on jimmy kimmel and um why is his neck so red!? Its like really red. That's weird.


Get the Flush out!!


Have Big Redneck Austin Friday!


Come on Ride the Train Tour


March 28th, 2011

Los Angeles Premiere
Date: March 28th, 2011
Time: 7:30 PM
Venue: Pacific Cinerama Dome

Conan
Date: March 28th, 2011
Time: 11:00 PM
Channel: TBS

March 30th, 2011

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Date: March 30th, 2011
Time: 11:00 PM
Channel: Comedy Central

March 31st, 2011

Live With Regis & Kelly
Date: March 31st, 2011
Check local listings for time and channel.


April 1st, 2011

Meet The Filmmakers: Jake Gyllenhaal & Duncan Jones
Date: April 1st, 2011
Time: 6:00 PM
Venue: Apple Store, Soho (NYC)
More info: http://www.apple.com/retail/soho/


39 comments:

Special K said...

Jake described his new movie End of Watch to the Chicago Sun Times.

Gyllenhaal said his next film is “a beautiful screenplay about two Los Angeles police department officers. It’s about the nature of duty and friendship, and about the reasons why young guys put their lives in danger.”

Doesn't sound like your typical cop movie.

Check out the rest of the rest of the article at

With Chicago fans, everything just Jake

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
How's our fave Blind Vice, Toothy Tile, doing lately? A little birdie told me he's looking to get out of acting to become a director. Any truth?
—Jeanne

Dear Toothy Behind the Camera:
Wouldn't surprise me if he was seriously considering directing. Tooth loves attention, and directing will provide him with more outlets to search for that special someone. Of course, he'll try to be secretive about it. Maybe he thinks behind-the-scenes work will call for more privacy after hours with hot movie stars? Get it, Tooth!

Bitch Back

Special K said...

Here's a paraphrase of a question that I have seen a in a couple places in the comments about Jake and the story about his people walking in on the tie tying thing.

If they knew Jake is straight why would they say "ohhh we're so sorry we'll you guys be",like they were have some intimate moment, his people would just think nothing of it. Doesn't what they said infer that Jake's people know he's not (straight).

Special K said...

See that today's Ted has been reposted.

Sorry it won't dissuade me from knowing Jake and Austin are still together. Ted seems to infer they're not together every time Jake opens a new movie, but then will say they are still together shortly after.

blech said...

IMO the tie story is pure fiction, another one of Jake stories.

I find it hard to believe that he doesn't know how to do his own tie.

It was a way to explain the gay rumors and blame and tie them to BBM , the audience and Kimmel got a laugh and Jake got to do his gay panic/homophobic schtick.

Of course only die-hard online Jake fans know that he was talking about David M., if he chose to change it from the Baftas to the A. Awards he would be talking about Chris and their was enough gossip about them in the past so he stayed away from him.

David is safe: straight, ha a GF and is in the biz.

movie fan said...

Source Code has a 83 on Rotten Tomatoes.

Read Jake's interviews with
AICN [Spoilers] and Film School rejects. Pretty good.

Florida Tom said...

I don't think Ted is saying Jake is single. I think he is being sarcastic about the bearding.

One day in Sunny Florida left and one game to attend. Back to reality and weather from the 80's to the 40's. Yikes!

Special K said...

With Austin in LA on Wed, and a giggly flushed Jake it does make you wonder. It wouldn't be the first time. Yatzee!

congrats said...

To designer Vern Nip and his partner on the birth of their daughter Vera Lillian Beatrix.

Vera joins big brother Gavin Joshua Mannox, 14 months.

from twitter said...

Jake Gyllenhaal: If I Could Rewind, I'd Be Kind

Even if “Source Code” casts him in an action/sci-fi variation on “Groundhog’s Day,” Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t fantasizing about any personal life do-overs. He rather use a time-rewind to do good for others.

“I’ve lived a blessed life,” says the actor, who plays a character who must continually re-explore eight minutes someone else’s life in order to avert a major catastrophe. “I think with regret, regardless of what it might be, if you listen to it is the best teacher, in the way that it has allowed me to live more presently.”


Gyllenhaal admits once he had his brain fully wrapped around the story’s tricky twists, he does wish he could’ve gone back to earlier takes to add extra, subtle little hints of what’s ahead for sharp-eyed repeat viewers of the film to spot. “With every clue you put in, you know someone could come back and watch it again and go: “A-ha!” And I had those “A-ha!” moments, while we were in the third Source Code about the first Source Code. It’s constant process of exploration.”

Prairie Girl said...

^^ huh? Those statements of his made absolutely no sense to me.



Tooth loves attention, and directing will provide him with more outlets to search for that special someone.

Oh, do tell, Ted.

I want to see a flat out statement from Ted that Tooth & Grey Goose are busted. Let's see it. I bet he doesn't have the nuts to do it. You know why? Because he's either 1) totally clueless, 2) knows the truth but is simply jacking with readers, 3)is totally clueless, 4) is on Team Gyllenichols or 5) is totally clueless.

Prairie Girl said...

Ted needs to drop it or get off of the pot. Otherwise, that kind of Bitchback is a total waste of energy, KB space and time.

If the guys want him to put out there so badly that they're no longer an item, I say hey, I'll be glad to play along.

When I get home, I will change my avatar to Jake/Heath since that is the only other man I have seen Jake eyeball in public photos. Hey, works for me. Austin wants to be known as a dirty little secret, I can play along.

Sorry, but I think all 3 (Ted, Jake & Austin) need to be royally called out on what they seem to want. They want it to look like they're a non-couple without children while Jake works on SC promo and Austin plays selfish dad while jetting off to Indonesia for 2 weeks, thus leaving the kids in the hands of some other 3rd party, I'll be glad to announce them as officially KAPUT and FINIS.

Done. Toast. No Mas. Splitsville. With Other People.

I can have absolutely no problem-o with complying with what they want.

Where in the heck is that Henry Cavill anyways? And my man, Roberto?

Prairie Girl said...

Yeah, I can be nasty, can't I? Don't get me wound up because I will, I will call them out on it.

No, it's not a meltdown. It's simply a compliance and one I've got the ready avatar for.

Okay, off to go work on a few replies to my chap.

lol said...

Sorry, but I think all 3 (Ted, Jake & Austin) need to be royally called out on what they seem to want.

L-O-L

destiny said...

I think Ted has no idea what is going on with J&A.

I think Tom's suggestion that it is a sarcastic remark about bearding is as good an explanations as finding someone to settle down with.

Methodical Muser said...

Dear Toothy Behind the Camera:
Wouldn't surprise me if he was seriously considering directing. Tooth loves attention, and directing will provide him with more outlets to search for that special someone. Of course, he'll try to be secretive about it. Maybe he thinks behind-the-scenes work will call for more privacy after hours with hot movie stars? Get it, Tooth!


I agree with Tom. Ted's words are dripping with sarcasm today. I'm sure he shakes his head, just like we all do, when Jake blathers on about about how he doesn't consider himself a leading man and how he suddenly wants to be private and discreet when he just spent the last 3 friggin' years+ showing us how much he wanted to be an A Lister, (PoP and Reeke anyone?). Supported by flashy tabloid headlines pushed into our faces to confirm just how perfectly hetero he is and how he just wants to settle down and have a family life. Note how he ends his snark with, Get it, Tooth!. Basically, Ted's calling him out on his latest BS.

Special K said...

Before the press junket last weekend Jake was a bit of a busy bee last Friday night

Here he is at the Hoyle Jackson launch party at Bloomingdales. Hoyle Jackson launch

And he made a surprise appearance at the Harvard Westlake Film Festival where he was the speaker at their very first festival in 2004.

Harvard Westlake Film Festival

Methodical Muser said...

If they knew Jake is straight why would they say "ohhh we're so sorry we'll you guys be",like they were have some intimate moment, his people would just think nothing of it. Doesn't what they said infer that Jake's people know he's not (straight).

That's exactly what I thought once the words came out of Jake's mouth on Kimmel. Why would his manager and agent mistake an innocent gesture, like a man helping Jake knot his bow tie, as a "private" moment they didn't want to interrupt, if they knew Jake was straight? Also, if you look at the BAFTA video, no one is looking around after Modigliani "supposedly" said, "Yeah, baby!" People were far more titillated when Stephen Fry said he could wax lyrical about [Jake] all night but instead he just waxed the night before and how Joe Wright kissed Jake on the cheek when he was presented with his BAFTA for Pride and Prejudice.

Sounds to me like Jake's people are used to finding him in compromising positions with a man. Maybe that even explains that flushed red neck Jake was sporting the night of the Kimmel interview. I'm thinking a dark alley dumpster in WeHo is not the only risky place Jake likes to get a blow job in. Dressing rooms are forbidden places to "relax" as well. Heat seeking Toothy is probably quite familiar with the ritual. Oh, yeah and Austin was in LA too. Probably just a coincidence.

jake still wins said...

That ALMOST beats the Jake Gyllenhaal SNL performance for most dramatic "Dream Girls" I've ever seen. Almost. 6 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

http://twitter.com/Beardly_DG/statuses/51459976035700736

More crap from Jake's people said...

Gay Rumours Surround Jake Gyllenhaal Press Trust Of India
Friday, March 25, 2011 (Los Angeles)

He has dated a bevy of Hollywood beauties including Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift, but gay rumours still surround actor Jake Gyllenhaal.

The 30-year-old actor said that ever since he starred as a gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain, many questions have been raised about his sexuality.

"Me and my best friend have known each other since we were six and I took him to a lot of award ceremonies when Brokeback Mountain was doing the awards circuit. So once we were in London and he was helping me knot my tie and my publicist and a reported walked in. And they were like 'We are so sorry, we did not mean to interrupt you guys' and we are like 'No'," said the actor during an appearance on the US TV show Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Gyllenhaal said that he is very affectionate towards his friend, who is a stylist and they call each other baby, often confusing bystanders."When I won the BAFTA, he was sitting right next to me and he said 'Yeah baby' and everyone was so taken aback," said the actor.

http://movies.ndtv.com/movie_story.aspx?Section=Movies&ID=ENTEN20110172239&subcatg=MOVIESINDIA&keyword=hollywood&nid=94154&cp

Confused said...

I'm totally confused. After all that Jake and PR have done to completely eradicate all gay rumors about Jake, going so far as to have Jake only photographed for almost 2 years with only Reese and since then he's almost never photographed with men by himself, and they willingly bring up the gay rumors again. Except for diehard fans, most people don't know about the gay rumors unless Jake pings their gaydar. I do think that many people did wonder about him after the Taylor Swift debacle. But why bring up the very thing they have been trying to kill for the past 4 years? It seems very odd to me that Jake would ever tell any type of story that would make people think of Jake Gyllenhaal and gay in the same sentance.

the real m said...

Thanks for leading off with Lakers1. I can never get enough of those pictures.

As for Ted's statement, M&M called it. The use of the words "Get it, Tooth!" indicate pure sarcasm or that Ted was making a pointed reference to some gossip item that Toothy would instantly know what Ted was referring to. Ted does not reveal everything he hears. Some items are too hard to mask. It's like he was writing to Jake, not the reader.

As for the "If they knew Jake is straight why would they say ohhh we're so sorry we'll let you guys be,like they were have some intimate moment, his people would just think nothing of it. Doesn't what they said infer that Jake's people know he's not (straight)" I again agree wholeheartedly. People who know him that well would never think that. Instead they knew him well enough that they thought they interrupted a private moment. What confuses me about this though is that article posted called his friend a "stylist". David is a film maker. Was another male in the Bafta audience that went under the radar? We need to scan that audience for another face.

let's put words in Jake's mouth said...

Gyllenhaal said that he is very affectionate towards his friend, who is a stylist and they call each other baby, often confusing bystanders

They clearly embellished what Jake said on Kimmel because he never said that. Perhaps that's what has you confused, m?

Special K said...

I agree article that was posted was clearly embellished.

It also is a poor source. It seems like someone was using trying to use it to stir something up.

prairiegirl said...

Ummm, okay, so are you guys telling me I leaped off the dock (again) and so I can leave my avatar alone?


:D

prairiegirl said...

I had such a great, dastardly plan, too.
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destiny said...

You mean we'll have to wait another day to see your dastardly plan PG? I'm betting it was pretty wild.

Still haven't had a chance to watch the Kimmel interview, and probably wont' get to it today either. Lots of running around, and going out to New Jersey for the afternoon/evening.

prairiegirl said...

I always have dastardly plans up my sleeve! lol

Hey, ol' Jakey's on Just Jared. In honor of Source Code opening, his first photo op of choice is Big Tough Guy at Motorcycle Shop.

lol - sounds like the name of a painting.

prairiegirl said...

Oh, and his neck has resumed its normal programming.

prairiegirl said...

hmmmmmm..wish we knew if that vehicle is the one he's about to get into.

Because that looks to me to be what would be known as the shade of grey, I do believe.

Special K said...

Jake is looking very much the LA cop he's going to play in those new pictures. Can't wait to see him in the uniform.


A grey Audi? No no it couldn't be because he has a black Audi and there is no way there are two Audis. Ohhh never. ; )

prairiegirl said...

Jake is going to do incredible things for that policeman's uniform.

LOL - I can't wait for the first pictures. Something tells me Towelroad is liable to blow a transformer from all the sizzle.

Methodical Muser said...
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Methodical Muser said...

Jake stopped by the old custom motorcycle shop, huh? As one Just Jared commenter has already pointed out, how "butch" of him. And that casual yet authoritative way he has that denim shirt flung over his left shoulder is screaming, "I'm in charge. Don't mess with me, punk!"

Don't know why, but I'm not thinking Whitney Houston here. Maybe handcuffs and the phrase "spread 'em wide, fella."

Music Lover said...

LOL - I just got a chance to watch Jake on Jimmy Kimmel, just the first part. I had to laugh at his calling his Mom a "bad ass chick". I'm a big fan of Banksy too, and street art in general. Very funny. :)

SMDH said...

As one Just Jared commenter has already pointed out, how "butch" of him.

I just find that comment so insulting. The guy owns a motorcycle. So now anytime he goes to the parts shop or the custom shop it's a "butch" move? SMDH

the real m said...

After seeing the screenshots from Kimmel on IHJ, I do wonder what was up with his neck. Not comfortable with the tale he was about to spin? It did sound practiced. Could also be stubble burn from an earlier makeout session.

Special K said...

Don't think he is trying to butch things up. Think he went to check on something about his bike. And think he is very comfortable with things slung over his shoulder like that both working in the kitchen (he did same thing when he was cooking with Ellen on TV) and with kids.

Austin's ridden bikes, ATVs, and yes now a scooter, and bikes do make it easier for Jake to zip around under the radar and save gas. Austin has his scooter, maybe Jake wanted to get something a little different.