ToothyTrials

Working with Jake there are some unique problems

When you bosses legs are smoother than yours.

He blows your Bad Ass selfies.

Working lunch means apple sauce tasting in the store underground parking lot.

Walk and Roll

Jake was rolling rolling rolling

While there was a mysterious mention of him in Pittsburgh. (Perhaps getting the housing situation squared away) he was back in the city that never sleeps and rolling along.

After a quick good bye to Mama

Jake was back in the saddle

Kind of

Gotta get it started

There it is...

Wait where did all these people come from

You'd think it was New York City or something

And this was a sidewalk

Guess that means I can carry the helmet until I hit the street

But let's just talk a second....

How smooth are those gams?

Grrrl you don't get that smooth unless you wax on wax off

 

And the socks?  Who taught you to wear midcalfs with shorts?

Silky Smooth

Jake shaved and more than just his legs (ok, so he waxes those )

Jake was snapped in NYC on Thursday with a look that hasn't been seen in a while.

A clean smooth shave.

And with a toque tugged down in 60-70F weather no doubt it means he got a haircut too.

While it could be that Jake read the article in NY Magazine that despite the Victorian medicine belief that beards protected the throat, beards are breeding grounds for germs; it's for Southpaw no doubt.

Doubt anyone will get a look of the full effect photos of Jake in his trunks and in the ring get "leaked" (probably after Harvey W. sends them straight from his phone)

Jake did play tricks with the paps,  talking on the phone, so that he did keep his face cover with his hand.

Just remember Jakey - photoshop on the Net is not always so let's say - 'straight' forward.

Under and Out Fit

Jake was spotted out getting all Under Armored up.

With Southpaw starting to film in Pittsburgh next month, Jake's still got some serious training to do.

But OMG is less than serious and Jake's lastest ensemble is begging for another Top Ten List.

So without further ado:

Top Ten Things about Jake's Out and About Outfit

10. No one will know I'm conditioning (my hair) under this hood.

9. Patterns are distracting.

8. Glad I went with the shorts, capris would never work with these socks.

7. Like the girls always say let the shoes give it that little kick of color.

6. It's got to Co-or-din-ate!  Think of all the outfits I can make with this jacket. 

5. No my backpack is not Hefty Hefty Hefty!

4. For all the flack I've been getting online lately I need some Under Armour

3. They might not be Nair short shorts but my legs are just as smooth. 

2. Austin picked stripes and all I got left is the solids

And the number one thing about Jake's latest Out and About Outfit.

No matter all the camouflaging going on there always a rainbow underneath.

Smooth Operator

Was ready to post and then saw new pictures that started a Wild Goose chase.

For what?

Where's the hair? Austy's bare.

And how do legs that look like this?
Go to this?

And arms like this?

Go to this?

Is this his summer look?

Better hydrodynamics? (Absorbent Man Go!!!)

Easier for Speedos and sunblock?

Just always ready to make good on his naked tweets?

Or is it that one of the pair can be the one with hair?

Then again maybe its just OTH Alopecia



Whatever it is, it's whole lot of Nair or hot wax to handle all that Texan.

Bring the Fire

He brings the heat, and makes people light up. And sometimes you run across something its just too good not to share. A OTH fan named Forevertruelove made this and got it right. Gold Stars to you.



Yeah there are some TDAT scenes that are in there with that killer grin of his. Funny how they are connected to his favorite co-star.

You see some of his talk show interviews in this clip too. It's clear he charms them all. Now that Austin has done Tony Danza and Jimmy Kimmel, who is it that you want to see him sit down and talk to? Dancing with Ellen or maybe show of his waterkiing skills? Chat with Conan? Craig Ferguson? Be goofy with Jimmy Kimmel? Talk with Regis & Kelly, while Gelman melts? Tame the ladies of The View? (think that Whoopi would the first wither from his heat, while Barbara Walters says what a nice young man he is.) And how about international, who's the interviewer who you think could have some fun with heat that he brings? Graham Norton? Jonathan Ross? who else?

Remember today starting at 5:00pm EST will be OMG's JFC Discussion on Episode 5: His Visit Day 4.

Check out Calamity Dan for a great JFC resource.

We will keep this post open all week or all non JFC discussion.

Happy Austin Friday!
Pictures: Flicker/Austin-Nichols.net

Qué Onda Guero

An artist takes their medium and creates art. And Austin's latest creation over at Southern Gothic says so much. The picture is painted some how in my mind is of him is driving with Beck blasting throwing and grabbing, grinning, yelling and singing.

But just can't help myself as I read it.

I got my hair jelly. PO made. Not Fop.

I'm a Dapper Dan Man. Three different hair
styles and three costume changes in one day.
Thinking Everett? Or this Dapper Dan?


Throw an apple in the car. A tangerine. A Clif Bar. Cashews. Anything in the pantry to munch on while en route.
Pantry? Cute like a grandpa

I'm also piloting a car on the 405 freeway,
Think of hands on the wheel and wishing he could fly

Throw the jeans in the back seat. Grab the black slacks.
Slacks...like an old man in Boca

Oh shit, I'm not wearing underwear.
joining the club?

I wonder if anyone can see me. I look to my right. Two girls in a Prius. Both in stitches. Chuckling like hyenas.
Shenzi and Banzai
Hybrid Hyenas. Good band name.

They can see everything God gave me.

I turn bright red. No. That's a lie. I smile. (broad as a barn)
I loved it. Nudist. Exhibitionist. I hit the gas. They gave me a farewell honk.
A Tobias Fünke he's not.

Thank you, Joan Didion.
Lit Man do you read The White Album and listen to it too?

I drift back to unexpected driving nudity.
What would have happened if I was driving
through West Hollywood when
I had to switch trousers?

Brilliant! --
Agree with everyone. Saying more than what is said and the delight in doing so.

Arrive at destination. No place to park. Shit, I'm late.
Drive around until someone leaves. Pull in.
Don't pay meter yet. Will pay in a second.
Quick rehearsal.

A small Korean woman walks by my car.
Inside the car, she sees a tall, naked man,
crying and yelling intenesely[sic] into the rearview mirror.


I was just about to pay...
almost lyrical, don't know why


(smiles wide) Good mornin, sugar. I am so sorry. I was
just about to throw a couple quarters in your meter.
I apologize for my semi-nudity. I've had a crazy
morning. You know how it is.
Smooth like Southern Sweet Tea or is that Bourbon?

Meter Maid
If you think you're gettin out of this, you are sorely
mistak... Wait a minute... Were you in The Day After Tomorrow?

Grinning.
But grinning because
He got out the ticket?
He got recognized?
Or is there just something about that movie that make him grin......alot?

Hey Guero
Yeah Bro?
Hehehe, footlong?
Beck