Somewhere a unicorn has lost it's horn and a sparkly dolphin has beached itself over the news of the great glittermance of 2010 being dunzo.
The rest of the world is writing up the country song and contemplating what rhymes with Gyllenhaal and OMG steps in to help.
The Top Ten phrases that rhyme with Gyllenhaal
10. Three on a "date" total curve ball
9. You were done before SNL's final curtain call
8.It would have end up in a glitter brawl
7. You told them I was too tall
6.It happened on his Australian crawl
5. It was heartache at the coffee stall
4. Rather be dancing on a chair in Montreal,
3. Now everyone knows why the cops got called
2. I knew it was coming it said so in my Magic 8 ball.
and
1."... and spent too much time blowing that turkey call"
But this may be the song of the day at Swift International Heaquarters:
I am weeping I am weeping
Gyllenhaal, Gyllenhaal
US Weekly phones are ringing! People Mag is singing!
Cover Shot. Makes a lot.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Wonder of it all
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Happy Birthday Tom!
Tommy!
Happy Birthday Old Dog! Hope to be talking to you soon, but have a great day.
Happy Birthday, Tom. I guess Special already gave you an early birthday present with that gorgeous photo of Austin yesterday! Have a wonderful celebration.
Happy Birthday Tom.
Thanks everyone. That was a great gift yesterday. All I can say is yeah 1 yr closer to retirement.
Tommmmmm!!!! Happy Birthdayyyy!!
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear buddy Tom
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!
Awesome song. Man, that sounds good.
LOLLLL!!! Tom - you are going to love my ecard. It's a riot.
snicker!
Destiny, you know I'm not normally a Bomer fan but WOW! That's quite the avatar. He looks mighty fine there.
Jake visited Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center on Dec 27th. Sloan is one of the best cancer centers in the world.
Pictures at IHJ
Sloan Kettering Cancer Center
And here are pictures of him after closing night of the musical Fela! from December.
Closing night of Fela!
Jake Gyllenhaal & Taylor Swift:Anatomy of a (Very Short) Romance
Hi Tom! Hope you're having a great birthday! :)
Happy Birthday Tom. I wish we could all be together to enjoy it.
Very frustrating day. We've been having internet connection problems so I am having trouble keeping up with the latest gossip. Its slow as molasess and I have 0 patience. Plus hubby could not spend any time on it today figuring out the problem due to other commitments.
The bit about Jake wanting his privacy seems real to me, though he should have thought about a less famous beard in the first place. Its pretty hard to hide his true life and a child to boot when you make yourself a paparazzi target by coupling up with someone who draws their own crowd. One gossip site says Swift is actually having a relationship with her bodyguard and needed the beard for that reason. I don't really care, but must say the bodyguard is quite the hunk from pictures posted.
Thanks again everyone. Stay warm.
I bet Jake will be heading back to LA soon to get ready and do a little campaging for the Golden Globe. And of course Austin will be heading back to NC.
Hope you had a great evening, Tom. And some cake, huh? And hopefully, some decent temperatures!
I had a sort of difficult evening tonight as I had to say goodbye to one of my doggie charges, Nikki. I got his email at work today that she has cancer and is getting weak and did I want to go see her one more time so I stopped by tonight, brought her & ol' Puddy a package of some Beneful veggie treats that Nikki just loved. I loved when I would let them outside and Nikki's big tail would bang! bang! bang! against the stove while she waited for me to get that door open because she was so happy & excited to be going outside. bang! bang! bang! lol.
Very, very hard for her daddy, of course. Nikki's a very good girl and she loved to lay down by where I used to sit in the big black chair or lay down on the couch. This is her in my avatar - I'm so glad I got to watch her. She guarded me well and I know she would have protected me if she ever had to. Anyway, I got to give her a goodbye kiss and she did eat some treats. Bless my girl.
Sorry about Nikki PG. :-( ((()))
I do love my new avatar PG, it was going to take something really special to get me to give up my old one. It's part of a photo shoot Bomer did for a Details magazine interview early last year, there are some other great pictures, none of which got used in the magazine.
They got put up on mattbomerfan.com on New Year's eve, and the photo in my avatar has already been viewed almost 1200 times, and the others are way up therel too. When was the last time Jake did a photo shoot that got that many views, and in such a short time. In fact they put a few photos of Jake from a photo shoot on IHJ on New Year's eve too, and only a few hundred views.
Sorry to hear about sweet Nikki, PG. She's beautiful.
I haven't looked on the OTH forums in months, but I was curious since we haven't heard from Soapy and Austin in awhile. Lots of posters wishing for a holiday engagement (shame on them for working up the fangirls with their lies).
Anyway, someone linked to an article about James Lafferty dating Bono's daughter! Wow, I can't believe she's 19, and I suddendly feel very old.
And lol the six degrees of separation of Jake, Bono, OTH....
Eve Dating James
And lol because they talk about Sophia dating James when she was supposedly already dating Austin, after breaking up with Chad.
suddenly, not sunddendly
Thanks Dest and M&M. So hard. This is one reason why I just can't own a dog - heck, it's hard enough when I dogsit them.
This was kind of funny, though. See that little blue puffy thing on the boot? That's the inflator. After you Velcro all the straps, you turn a little knob to the right and then "PUMP IT UP" with that puffy ball. You can feel the whole boot tightening around your foot/leg as you pump it - it's really cool.
Well, Puddy was sniffing it out and then he tried to bite it because he thought it was one of his tennis balls!! LOL. That silly Puddy (pun!! hey, that was pretty good if I say so myself). He's so silly. It sure made us laugh. He was fascinated with it.
Thank goodness mine's not blue, though. It's a subtle grey. lol
I wish I had today off because I tell you what. I'm in a mood to do some blistering but I don't have time. In due time because I've got to let off some steam on Jacob.
Austin's not getting off scott free so he'll be first.
I'm sure the OTH Forum girls are in 7th Heaven this morning because Soap is on JJ today, having attended the Cover Girl's 50th Anniversary party. There's ol Soap, giving a parking ticket validation that she went skiing over the holidays with Austin.
Over the holidays, Sophia went skiing with boyfriend Austin Nichols. Both of his parents are athletes and “crazy good and they’re already in their 50s,” she told JustJared.com.
As for why she didn’t bring him with her to the CoverGirl party, “I felt bad, didn’t want to bring Austin to a make-up event!”
Austin did his part going on about poles and whatnot. Had to set the stage, you know.
And of course she had to get in her whining, crying & griping about hackers:
The 28-year-old actress recently found out someone hacked into her mom’s email account!
“I’m angry, but also sorry for you. Hope you find your way soon, and do something worthy,” she tweeted. “#HackersSuck #GetALife.”
Sit down and stop crying, Soap. I bet no one hacked into your mom's email. This storyline is getting stinkin' old.
Just watch - because she couldn't produce an actual live twitter pic of Austin with her over the holiday, she's going to use this ploy to have some pics leaked.
We'll either get a Christmas-y picture in front of a tree that was conveniently left up through filming time in Wilmy or we're going to get some mountain pics probably left over from filming in Utah last year.
Just putting it out there.
And what in the heck is "crazy good"?
And what is "already" in their fifties?
Let me tell you, Soap, you're going to be there sooner than you think.
I'd love to drop kick her right now.
This is one thing that is really irritating me about Jake and Austin right now. And that is what he and Austin are doing, have been doing for the last near decade of their lazyass lives.
And I say lazyass as no reference to their professional work ethic. I'm talking about them personally and the way they use people, they use their family and they use their friends to do their lying for them. They lie themselves and seem to have no conscience about it, no regrets, no trouble lying. It's become easier and easier, hasn't it, fellas? Was probably very hard at first years ago.
Now? Not so much. Watch it - you're probably at the point already where you don't even know your way back.
Austin made just enough of an effort to tweet about poles and hills. Soap will take care of the rest, just like a good little beard.
That's what these guys are doing and it's getting sickening. They are putting out the minimalist effort and they are letting everyone else do all their work for them. Maggie, Latrine, Soap, I can't think of her name right now the girl who plays Alex on OTH, Austin's parents, Gwyneth Paltrow, and don't worry, this list is mighty long, these are recent accomplices and club members of Operation Straight or Bust.
I've got to go and get ready for work.
Dear Ted:
Do you think it's possible that Taylor Swift might actually stay single for a little while now that she and Jake Gyllenhaal are done? I've been saying for a long time that she needs to lay off the guys and just take a year off, enjoying the single life without getting caught up in some celeb crush. What do you think?
—Tired of the BF Overkill
Dear Song or Sink:
But then where would Tay get her material? When you were 21, how horny were you? Doubtful that guys will be sparse for Ms. Swift. She's the hottest commodity in music right now.
Dear Ted:
Not a question about a specific Blind Vice, but about B.V.s in general. How much time is there usually between the act and you posting it here? Days, weeks or even months?
–Bastiaan
Dear Ageist:
Depends. But certainly dalliances I report about don't need to happen the night before.
Bitch Back
Sorry to hear about Nikki PG.
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