Saturday, March 10, 2012

7 Wonders

Can you believe it is has been 7 yrs, since Tale of Toothy Tile began.

Of course the love story started before that.

One Adorable Blind Vice

Thu., Mar. 10, 2005 9:00 AM PST by Ted Casablanca
Blind Vice

OK, sugar-muffins, the only reason this one's in the Vice section is because until quite recently, Toothy Tile was dating his superpopular, superannoyingly perfect girlfriend. Not boyfriend. Which, if you ask this old gossip whore, is the classification Tile would prefer his significant others be filed under in the very near future.

Mere days ago, while everyone was hooting and complaining about this gown and that host from the Oscars, Tile was right out in the open holding hands with his man in a West Hollywood restaurant—which shall remain nameless...because I love going there and they probably won't serve me anymore if I start outing their customers, ca-friggin'-peesh?

Not that I'd be outting anybody, anyway. Mr. Tile took care of that himself. Covertly, but he did it.

It was late in the afternoon; everybody had cleared out. Save Tile and his man-amigo, who extended his hands flat on the marble table (yes, that's a hint) until they were intertwined with Tile's. Massive smiles then appeared on both daring dudes.

Too sweet! And such a departure for this debauched department, doncha think? Don't worry, as sure as Tile's famous ex knew, deep down, way below her doable dimples, what Tile really wanted (hence, the breakup), next week, we'll be right back on salacious patrol, damn sure.

Of course since then, Toothy's bf was christened Grey Goose, and the devoted couple grew into a family.

32 comments:

destiny said...

PG, you made a lot of very good comments about gay men having children and that homophobic comment. The only thing I'd disagree with you on is that I don't think it is right to have a kid if you're going to hide them; all of the other examples of gay men you mentioned are of course out and acknowledge their children publicly.

And on the topic of gay men and children, adorable pictures out there of Quinto with his godchild with Jonathan Groff in tow (not sure why JJ didn't id JG).

destiny said...

Thanks for the heads up about Sanchez trending PG. I know he didn't play that well at the end of last year, but I really like him, and hope the Jets keep him. I think it would be really bad for the team if they tried to pursue Peyton Manning.

gossip said...

There is talk on datalounge that Sanchez is with Scotty McKnight and wants to come out as a couple.

Jersey Tom said...

That would be awesome Gossip. I have heard rumors about Sanchez. Not holding my breath though.

destiny said...

Really!!! Wow. I've always wondered about Sanchez, he keeps his life pretty private, except for some vague rumors of his dating a starlet here and there that comes off as bearding lite.

And I see it was premature of me to worry, the trending is because they gave Sanchez a huge extension.

thanks said...

Thanks Special for the reminder about when Toothy began. 7 years wow!

I love seeing all the pictures of them together.

destiny said...

Tom and anyone else interested in the topic, here's the link to the DL page with the Sanchez talk (it continues on the next page too). If true, some of the stuff about Hayden P. and the NFL is disturbing.

Datalounge

prairiegirl said...

The only thing I'd disagree with you on is that I don't think it is right to have a kid if you're going to hide them; all of the other examples of gay men you mentioned are of course out and acknowledge their children publicly.

Well, I'm certainly not saying it's right or a good thing to hide one's children. I think I have stated my stance on this numerous times and there shouldn't be any need for me to go over it again and again.

My comment was strictly about falling in love, wanting to get married and desiring to have children.

tweet said...

Snapette ‏ @Snapette

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Just saw Jake Gyllenhaal at ABC carpet. He's sporting a backpack... wonder whose couch he's surfing on?
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from the last thread said...

prairiegirl said...
Did anybody else find this really interesting??? I know I sure did.

Hong resides in the Hollywood Hills with his close friend, Adam Levine, front man for the Grammy Award-winning pop music group, Maroon 5.


For the record, Adam has a guest house on his property. My guess is that's where Gene Hong hangs his hat.

daylight saving time said...

Turn your clocks forward tonight.

destiny said...

Seven years! Hard to believe.

Jersey Tom said...

I wonder if Mark did come out he would still get paid to wear that Pepsi shirt.

prairiegirl said...

Love me some George Harrison.

Great, great song, Special!!! Thanks for this one!

prairiegirl said...

Last time ever for BigTwelve Tournament!!!

:(

Seaweed said...

Just tuned in via Firefox and was blasted with one of the greatest tunes ever from George Harrison!

Thanks so much Special, not only for your musical selection but for the seven year review of the Toothy & Grey saga, complete with the best images to illustrate how this romance has been unfolding over the years.

Sanchez and McKnight..... hmmmmmmm

IE seems to be up and running again.

the real m said...

Wonderful to see jake and Austin playe dout over time. I can look at these pictures a thousand times an nver get tired of them.

Whats this about Jake and Austin not being seen together? Did the Berlin and LA photos not mean anything. I think this is a case of try to pretend it means something else since its clear that they are indeed very much a couple and maybe on the verge of coming out. Nice try but too much evidence exists that they are very much together.

prairiegirl said...

Completely agree, m.

prairiegirl said...

Completely agree, m.

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Even jake gyllenhaal has to wait for a table at Joe's. (and yes I'm here for the 2nd time this week). 4sq.com/zlDE1n
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Jersey Tom said...

The guys can't stay hidden forever. I am confident we will see more of them together soon. They are so much older and more mature since we first saw them at the Lakers game. I do think they have learned some valuble lessons and will live their life they way they please from now on.

Wikipedia said...

For the record, Adam has a guest house on his property.

Link, please.

link said...

Link, please.

Link

Wikipedia said...

Thanks for showing you don't have anything to back up your claim.

Think I have what I need to know.

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Seaweed said...

What I feel, I can't say
But my love is there for you anytime of day
But if it's not love that you need
Then I'll try my best to make everything succeed
Tell me, what is my life without your love
Tell me, who am I without you, by my side

Thanks once again Special...

Jersey Tom said...

I am not ready to believe any of the recent tweets about Jake. No pics. No believe. This is only conjecture but maybe the reason we haven't seen J and A recently is because they are busy establishing roots somewhere. If true probably close to NYC. I don't think J and A are giving up their careers. They have to work. If BT 1 exists and I think it may then the kid is probably approaching school age and needs a permanent home. I saw Jake coming out of that medical center looking at the Ultrasound and looking very excited. I have worked in radiology a long time. I know what they look like. If so that kid is def. approaching school age. NYC is a likely place to settle. Good for work opportunities and close to Jake's family. We will see.

Jersey Tom said...

Another reason I am thinking they may have moved to NYC is the lunch with Levine and the goodbyes to Busy and her daughter. They both seemed to be more than a causal get together.

prairiegirl said...

Moonstruck has to be one of my most favorite movies.

"Snap out of it!!"

"Loretta, do you love 'im?"

"Mom, I love 'im awful."

"That's too bad."

"I'm so confused."

"Your life's going down the toilet!"

sass said...

Lovely post, with some of my fav pics, most of them I've saved:)
Jersey Tom, I don't think Jake will really move out of the country...his Mom is way too important to him, but well, I was thinking about it so posted it. Speaking of UltraSounds, I enjoyed seeing a pic of Drew Barrymore clutching hers and looking happy a week or so ago.

Does anyone here have the Jake/Austin, having fun with each other when they first met, clip from TDAT? Please link me to that. I had a meltdown of everything a while back, and had to send my laptop to Toshiba to be wiped clean.
My paid for virus scanner, let rootkits slip in and they can't be moved...arr...I didn't save the gif to Photobucket or off line so I'm begging here, help me please.
TY
sass

videos said...

Here's the video of Austin wiping Jakes chest.

Here's the wuuulfs.

The rest of the videos are in this playlist.