Saturday, February 2, 2008

Twicked Sightings!!!

Could this couple be for real? The following compilation of sightings from various blogs sure makes it sound like they are!

From These Couples are Real and not Fauxmances blog, 1/13/08- Squee! I saw undercover couple Twicked with their dogs. Wicked was really tiny. I mean TINY! She is probably only 2 feet tall in heels! She was very classy too. She picked up the poop from Tom's dog and even managed to do it in a classy way! And she seemed like a really good mom to her dogs. I mean a really good mom, like dog mother of the year even. Oh and Tom was there too. Squee! Squee! Squee!

From Unbelievably Hot and Real Couples blog, 1/16/08- I was at a local eatery and saw Twicked at a neighboring table. They were gazing at each other adoringly. Tom kept reaching over and touching her. Touch, touch, touch. Did I mention he kept touching her?

From Best Celebrities with Their Dogs Sightings blog, 1/20/08- I saw Wicked walking a small black dog in the park. She is really tiny! Wicked was a good citizen and picked up the dog's poop. She was very classy about it. Oh, and a good dog mom, too! I almost forgot to say that!

From Nobody Would Ever Deny These Couples are Together Because They are So Amazingly Real blog, 1/23/08- At a recent concert, I saw Tom and Wicked together. I can't tell you what they were doing, because I was completely blinded by Wicked's expert highlights. I mean, I just couldn't stand it, they were so good! Who does her hair? Whoever it is, they're not getting paid enough. I took pictures but for some reason, I'm not going to post them now. Instead, I'll wait two weeks. And they'll be oddly distorted.

From Sightings That are Completely Insane But We Post Them Anyway blog, 1/24/08- Twicked are on Uranus with Bigfoot.

52 comments:

Wicked said...

That sighting on the Brothers reads credible. Nice to see Jim Sheridan providing some comfort. It sounds like he has been very understanding.

Anonymous said...

That Uranus sighting sounds credible!

Anonymous said...

I agree, wicked :( The way I felt as I read it, it *has* to be.

Anonymous said...

I was sitting in my car on a miserable rainy day waiting in a long line at the local super-economy gas station when I saw Wicked (she's so tiny) enter the one-toilet dingy bathroom. About 15 seconds later Tom casually walked over and went in too. I remember looking at the car clock above my cassette player and they were in there for 6.4 minutes. When they came out all of us at the gas station avoided eye contact when they walked back to their gas guzzler exhaust-spewing car. Wicked sat inside and filed her nails while she waited for Tom to fill up the tank and check the oil and fluids and put air in all four tires. They make a really cute couple!!!

Special K said...

The sighting sounds very credible. And sadly the reaction very true and honest to losing someone close. I hope that this brings some closure to the speculation, and gives Jake time to grieve in his way and in his time over his friend.

Wicked said...

TLMC- you just gave me a much needed laugh!

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with trolly. The Uranus sighting is the only one I believe and that's only because SpaceFlyNet were covering Cangelina on Mars at the time.
What? They can't be everywhere.

And did anyone else hear how Wicked and Bigfoot spent some special time together whilst Tom was answering the call of nature?

On more straightforward matters. Beautiful statement by Michelle. Matilda is very lucky to have her for a mum.

Why do people get mad about seeing Austin Nichols photos on a Austin Nichols blogsite?
I mean if everytime I came on to OMG, there was picture of George Clooney, I might start to get annoyed.
But if I went on to a George Clooney site, I imagine I can't realistically have the same problem.

Anonymous said...

From the Peoria Daily News:

Spotted hot couple Twicked having an intimate cozy lunch in the vending machine area at the bus depot. I guess since Tom's been working out of town Wicked (she's so tiny!) made a romantic surprise visit. Tom was happy and laughing and he kept touching and kissing her while he was eating Cheetos. I couldn't see what she was eating but it was in a small jar with the words "Gerbers" and "pureed" on it. They looked so much in love. This romance is for real. Wicked is so tiny and they make the cutest couple.

Anonymous said...

Michelle's words choked me up.
Jake's grief made me sad all over again.

What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how
infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and
admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like
a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals — and yet,
to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
Hamlet by W. Shakespeare

frenchy said...

I think the sighting from From Nobody Would Ever Deny These Couples are Together Because They are So Amazingly Real sounds credible. The waiting period before posting the pics only shows that the blogger is torn between respecting Twicked's desire for privacy and the newsworthy value of those photos for fans. As for the distorsion, this often happens when you take pics in a hurry with a cell phone (on my cell pics my dog looks like an irradiated bunny). No need to see any PR conspiracy folks.

I was sitting in my car on a miserable rainy day waiting in a long line at the local super-economy gas station when I saw Wicked (she's so tiny) enter the one-toilet dingy bathroom.

Again no plant by PR. Just some BS made up by the tabs. But I guess you people will never believe that Twicked is real, won't you?

Special K said...

Yes Rattler

Michelle's sentiment made me tear up for it poignancy and tribute to the man that gave her such the gift as Matilda.

I hope that many will be able to realize that Jake's grief is all too real, and so is his quietness. An assurance is that Austin and family are there for him now.

Wicked said...

Some people reach out when grieving. Others keep within themselves. That's what I do. And it's often perceived unfairly as not caring.

destiny said...

Michelle's statement was one of the most touching things I've ever read. And now that I've slept on it I think the Brothers sighting is real too. When I went back and read it this morning it really hit me hard too.

But then I came here and laughed myself silly, both at the posted sightings and the ones above. Boy would I love to see a picture of that tiny Wicked with Big Foot. I hope Spaceflynet got the pictures.

Wicked said...

Destiny, sad thing is, the ones by the readers are so much better than the ones in my post!

BTW, there ARE pictures, but not of Bigfoot because that NEVER happened. It was made up by the tabs!

AG, you have NO proof of that Bigfoot thing! Absolutely none! If you don't stop talking about it, I will SUE!!!

destiny said...

It's never easy writing about yourself Wicked.

Special K said...

Since it is Groundhog Day, I impart the wisdom of Phil Connors (Bill Murray)

Phil: [driving on train tracks] I'm not going to live by their rules any more.
Ralph: I noticed that.
Phil: You make choices and you live with them.

Special K said...

Oh stop it Rattler we all know.

We know that Twicked is all manufactured. I have seen the way Tom looks walking with Wicked. So sad. You don't know what they are like when they are not in front of the camera.

Anonymous said...

I wasn't convinced that Twicked was real until these sightings started showing up on obscure blogs. Sightings of Jake and Austin on any blogs are suspect but why would anyone lie about seeing Twicked?

Special K said...

Wicked just flying into Boston and making Tom leave the Cape like that. I was there!

Anonymous said...

ha, ha, specialk you just got busted. wicked and tom never left sphincter, UR. liar. bigfoot's best friend saw them, and berried me just now. you know nothing. you just wish you could come to uranus. i have lived here all my fucking life.

Special K said...

Oh this was a secret meeting back in the fall. Guess it was meeting to set the whole thing up. You know one of those negotiation things. He wore a hat in the movie theater so no one would recognize him.

Anonymous said...

:D :D

Wicked said...

I have a few questions-

Why am I in bus depots and gas stations?
What was I doing with Bigfoot? (Maybe I don't really want to know the answer to that!)
Where is my BLING?!

Blue Velvet said...

Does anyone know if Austin was in "The Al Smith Dinner", episode 6, season 7 of "The West Wing"? I've found a couple of references to this but I'm not sure if they are correct. IMDB doesn't list it but that doesn't mean anything.

Here's one example

frenchy said...

BV, I had no idea Austin had appeared in "The West Wing"! One of my friends loves that series and has all the DVDs. Guess I'll check and borrow some of them next week. :) I knew Austin had been in CSI but I never saw those episodes. Are they worth a watch?

Anonymous said...

WOW! I hope someone finds that, blue velvet!

frenchy, in the first CSI he's still a baby and doesn't have lots to do, but he has a big role in the second one and is very good; both eps are worth a watch.

frenchy said...

Thanks for the info London!

Ok, and now for a little recap: Rendition in February, JFC April 1, now The West Wing & CSI to watch and I still have to order my copy of The Utopian Society... And is there any chance we get The Informers before 2009? Anyway with all that stuff I guess I can wait a couple of months before screaming "O Brothers, Where Art Thou???

Anonymous said...

:D

All on my list. West Wing is an unexpected treat. He probably has one line :)

Anonymous said...

I missed this. Russell Crowe's comments about Heath's death: "Russell Crowe said in Los Angeles: "He was a gentle, beautiful man, a fine actor, a loyal friend. I feel deeply for his family."

Anonymous said...

"That sighting on the Brothers reads credible."

Yeah, and Sasquatch is engaged to marry Bigfoot on Valentine's Day.

Anonymous said...

Just got back from a work trip. I love this post LOL! If we all agree that Reese is teeney tiny will it all go away? Please?

Anonymous said...

Love & Bling Is In The Air!

Tom of the uber-couple Twicked was spotted in his homemade underground tornado shelter looking at the Sears catalog for an engagement ring for his latest lady love, the highly successful, wonderful dog-mother and 4H winning itsy-bitsy Wicked. His other brother's brother's second cousin Terry-Bob was sprawled next to him, chugging a beer and scratchin himself. Tom looked carefully at the wide selection and depending if Terry-Bob was conscious sometimes asking his other brother's brother's second cousin for an opinion. At one point Terry-Bob gave his approval of tiny Wicked by hollering "by gawd Tommy-Bob eff she ain't jus de teensy-tiniest damn bitch ay ev'r saw" followed by a loud belch. Tom eventually decided upon a stunning genuine leather anklet (medium size only but can be adjusted to fit), lavishly studded with three petite purple pearlette beads, a perfect choice for tiny Wicked.

frenchy said...

If we all agree that Reese is teeney tiny will it all go away? Please?

Are you kidding Hopeful! Bacteria are ultra-teeney tiny and the way things are going they'll probably outlive us on this planet! ;)

Anonymous said...

Wow I'm shocked. I didn't believe they were together at first but Tom getting Wicked some bling confirms it. I hope they get married. She's so tiny compared to him. They will have the most cutest kids.

Anonymous said...

There have been rumors flying around the internet that my client Tom likes to do "the thang" in public places. On this we have no comment. But this particular sighting must be addressed. My client would never do "the thang" in some old dirty batroom. This sighting is bogus.

Special K said...

You know the reason Wicked doesn't mind Twicked is that standing next to Tom makes her look even tinny tinnier!

And you can never be too tinny or too classy!

Anonymous said...

will somebody post what 359.9 is talking about? i don't remember hearing about tom having sex in a dirty old bat room. sounds kinky. was it the flying or the baseball kind?

Anonymous said...

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^bathroom^^ silly.

Anonymous said...

Michelle's statement for Heath just tore my heart apart. :'((( In just a few simple words she honoured them all as a family and vowed to keep alive the very best and most beautiful things they created as a threesome in the years to come for Matilda. Just lovely. I don't think I'll ever come to proper terms with Heath's passing; there'll always be that empty space in the world that only he could fill. It's been very hard seeing all the magazines and newspapers. People mag are already on to their next issue. I just glanced at it, seeing both Heath and Michelle on the cover and the words, "The Untold Story". : /

The account of witnessing Jake hearing about Heath's passing sounds completely credible to me, as unnerving as it is to be reading it. His reaction is so human with a quietness that one might not expect - and wouldn't choose to use if they wanted to make their story dramatic - it seems very true to Jake somehow. :( I can imagine him having gone *very* deep inside himself with this. I hope he emerges ok at some point, of his own will.

As for Twicked, it ain't true love until they're seen walking aimlessly with over-priced coffee!

Wicked said...

Yeah, and Sasquatch is engaged to marry Bigfoot on Valentine's Day.

I'll have to buy them a gift!

(mutters under breath) Can't believe Bigfoot after everything we shared. That bastard!

Anonymous said...

Heath died on the 22nd. Nothing at all from Jake or his camp except a shell game and Reeke. The internet nearly implodes with cries of foul, fake and heartless, curses blaming Jake for trying to distance himself from "The Gay", people calling Jake every name under the sun for trotting out his beard + kids + dogs when Heath is barely cold.

Then we hear that Jake is 'devestated', 'sobbing', 'distraught', rumored (but not reported) to have attended the memorial service, the same old sources tell of his 'funny' prank on set with Heath's picture, we are reminded of how Jake is proud of his gay icon status, and his PR firm's name is attached to Jake's name more in two days than in as many years.

And finally, the story of Jake's immediate reaction to hearing the news is posted by two fans on LJ, who apparently either had no access to a computer for over a week or a sudden epiphany that jogged their memory of this most telling encounter, (on a closed and highly guarded set, mind you, they just walk about without so much as a by your leave).

Perhaps I'm just jaded, but, as touching as the account is, when I add in all the other bullshit Jake's been slogging knee deep through since October, my belief meter is hovering right above zero.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with Surprised. I must say I'm taking these fans stories with a grain of salt.

PR people, I'm not buying you.

Anonymous said...

Wicked, I'm setting you up for lunch with that other teeny tiny woman, Reese, cause hon, you need some advice on how to handle rumours.

You just admitted yourself a few posts up that there was something between you and Bigfoot.
You have to follow the Clinton rule and Deny Deny Deny. I did not have sexual relations with that Bigfoot.

Now Tom's fangurls are out for your blood.

As as for suing me? Girl, do not take the Tom Cruise path whatever you do.

Anonymous said...

Anna, I think you are Surprised.

Anonymous said...

I've been called many things in my life, some of which hit pretty damn close to the mark, but Anna ain't never been one.

Two people presented with information, then reach the same conclusion is strange and wonderous to you, how?

Anonymous said...

Two people presented with information, then reach the same conclusion is strange and wonderous to you, how?

Timing. Sounds like someone agreeing with themselves.

Anonymous said...

hey, no, I'm not Surprised and I agree with him/her but why is that bad for you?. You can ask the moderators to check my IP if you wish. Doh. BTW, I'm a Jaustin fan and have the right to decide if the sighting on the Brothers reads credible or not. Not this time, but I have no problem if other people -Jaustin fans or not- decide to believe it. Not me. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF PR STUNTS.

frenchy said...

Whether we believe the Brothers' sighting or not, I think the one sure thing we can all agree on is that we'll probably never know exactly how Jake felt or what he exactly did or where he exactly went during the days that followed Heath's passing. And I think that was the plan all along. And it's proof to me that when celebs WANT to keep things private, they DO keep things private.

Sweet dreams everybody. :)

Anonymous said...

I was wondering about the LJ story too. Someone said it was from a locked LJ acct so no other info on how the fans got on the set (it was one of their birthdays but so what) and got to see filming is known. Or details on where Jake was exactly when he got the news. Hard to imagine a 6 foot 1 or 2 guy standing then dropping down to a crouch in the dirt, I'd think he'd lean against something. and the girls were 5 ft away just staring at him?? Plus if evryone (cast, crew and Jim Sheridan) knew about Heath before Jake did (like the LJ said) why would they let these perfect strangers remain on the set standing a few feet away to witness Jake getting the bad news?

I agree with Surprised it sounds fishy. With the combination of Jake's PR and Reese and Reeke and the timing and Jake not being like he always has been I don't know what to believe anymore.

Anonymous said...

Spesh: My emailsh to you alwaysh bounce back. Boo hoo :(

Anonymous said...

I have to say I take the NM set account of Jake's grief with a pinch of salt.