While Jake is away riding and roping (oops wrong movie) riding and regaling (better) there are somethings he's missing out on back on the Vineyard.
You can have London or Paris, but how about sunset over Gay Head Cliffs of in Aquinnah. Yeah there's sand in Morocco, but do they have the cool Atlantic Ocean. Bastille Day vs. The Fourth of July Parade in Edgartown. Can they compare? A chance to win the lobster at the Chilmark Road Race? Shark sightings in Menemsha? And he's missing out on some definite entertainment on the Rock.
Seems likes the booker at Outerland, the club on The Rock, had a little Gyllen' tonic when booking for this summer's line up. Of course Disco nights are still around, but Naughty by Nature and Jennifer Holiday? Come on now, now that's just teasing him. Naughty by Nature takes the stage this weekend, and without a doubt have the whole club 
singing -- "You down with OPP." But there will be no Christmas in July. Jake won't be there to don his Santa Cap and dance it out.
Then there's Ms. Holiday in August - the women, the legend who made Dreamgirls. Jennifer Hud hoo? some might say. Because Ms. Holiday came first, sang through it all and is still around, and "I am telling you I'm not going" and she means it.
Maybe just maybe it is a good thing Jake's in Morocco, cause really, 
jumping on stage with Naughty by Naughty in shorts and Santa hat you can pull off, but what do you wear going up against a diva? Even with the hot new bod and luscious locks still think Ms. Holiday would be taking him to school and teaching him a lesson. Although it might have been a good match up.
This is so not the song I wanted. I apologize. Serious technical difficulties this morning.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Missing out
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I want to see a steel cage match between Jake, in that dress, and Jennifer Holiday. My money's on Holiday.
Christian Bale arrested for allegedly beating on his mum!
He's got the arms and upper body strength but I wouldn't cross her. And I don't know how he would do with the long hair and hair pulling.
Sad that Jake won't get to go the Vineyard this summer. Hope he gets to next summer.
Newsweek article about the Larry King murder
So many complicated issues here.
Which would it be?
Jake taking the mike with Naughty by Nature on OPP
Or
Singing along with Ms. Holiday down front
Awwwww, I'm a little sad that Jake won't be on the Vineyard this summer too. Who needs London, Paris or Rome? Today's song is just perfect. Tough choice, it could go either way - singing OPP or And I Am Telling You. :)
You think he practiced both for a certain tall Texan?
Cute song today : )
MV sounds so nice.
Strange news about CB. I hope that story turns out to be false.
You think he practiced both for a certain tall Texan?
There's no way he didn't!
You think he practiced both for a certain tall Texan?
There's no way he didn't!
with or without the hat? ; )
Think he's done a lot of encore performances for his favorite audience of one too.
Jake not happy about Reese's rules
Sources say.
Jake not happy about Reese's rules
or how they wrote it to throw him under the manly man bus?
Golden Girl Estelle Getty has died
So sad about Estelle Getty who will always be Sophia.
Looking at the picture from SNL again. Funny how Jake's current hair has the same blunt shape. Man, what backcombing, hairspray and a headband can do.
Now about those guns. You have the The Jarhead pic. The SNL one, and those pictures from London are still fresh in your mind.
So which pair wins the best in the gun show?
So which pair wins the best in the gun show?
Jarhead.
London!
London.
Yeah, baby.
Another time I hear the word "source" I'm going to have a rash. I swear.
Best Guns - London
So which pair wins the best in the gun show?
SNL. That dress makes Jakey look purdy too.
just looked at the latest pics on ihj.. reese's (rather nasty) dress is practically transparent.. tres amusant, n'est pas?
...also, as mentioned earlier, the publicist has been with them all along (both London and Paris). Again, nothing says romance like a work trip plus entourage.
Does anyone know where those pictures on IHJ? I can't find them.
dee..
here the link to one, you may have to be logged in, if you're not registered just go to pap pic, 2008, 17th July.
Reese's rather decent breasts for someone over 30 and wih 2 kids
Ok,in the arms race, I have to say London. Holy!!
Ava gets the gold star. When Jake picked her up, you got the see those guns in action.
sorry should be 14th July J&R Watch the bastille day fireworks.
Actually considering the transparency of Reese's outfit make you think that that effect was not caused by flash light alone (or parisan street lighting which is rather poor). Rahter suggests a poorly thought out photo shoot to me.
Thanks IHJ fan
dee...
sorry last link didn't work, try this instead....
bastille day
I'm sitting here in AZ watching yet another rerun of "The Golden Girls", and between laughing & crying. "Sophia" aka "Ma" will live on forever. My own mother died thirty-seven years ago on this very day, 7/22/71.
"Actors are basically drag queens. People will tell you they act because they want to heal mankind or, you know, explore the nature of the human psyche. Yes, maybe. But basically we just want to put on a frock and dance."
-Colin Firth
(((e.v. tb)))I know how tough it is to lose your mother. Although time heals it never fills the space in your heart.
Are you talking about the woman with the dark very curly hair with Reese in London and Paris? That's her PA, not her publicist. Her publicist is a very tall middle-aged woman with short dark hair (no, not Evelyn).
(((e.v.b.)))
I can't imagine what music you intended to use today, Rock Lobster is perfect!
Even if the woman is a PA, why would you take her on your "family vacation". Oh, that's right, to help get everyone ready and to those photo shoots on time. Too bad she didn't take a closer look at what Reese was wearing.
I just read the Newsweek article on Larry King. The situation was certainly a lot more complex than earlier stories lead one to believe. He as well as the kid who killed him clearly had a lot of problems and yet no one seems to have done anything to really help him. Another disturbing point is how people always want to target the openly gay adult as somehow being at fault--here, the assistant vice principal.
(((((e.v. tb)))))) Nice to see you.
There is lot to the Newsweek story and it brings up a lot of questions for parents, teachers and schools.
Somethings you don't know...
because that is most certainly Nanci Ryder. Don't make me post links. I'd like to avoid any unnessary sightings of her face.
TR, it's obvious to me that you know more than the average fan. Won't ask you to reveal your conection, but I've always wondered, do most Hollywood insiders (other actors, directors, producers, etc.) know that Reeke is fake and Jake is gay/bi and Reese trying to salvage image/get revenge againt Ryan. If they do, is this the reason you never see Reeke interact with anyone else and how does Reeke look people in the eye and pretend to be a couple when they know that other people know they are lying.
TR, is it true that Reese/Jake are widely disliked in Hollywood? I swear someone in the know told me: "I don't know anyone who likes them."
So, does this mean that everyone likes them?
Why would Hollywood (other actors, directors, producers, etc.) care about Reese/Jake?
Good for business.
Reeke is a great business deal for Reese - Avon lady needs tabloid cover, that's her avon and romcom public.
"Straight" Jake = less business risk, which is always good.
EL BI about actor/actress/female hooker 3some. comments about it being Reeke were hilarious.
"I think the last thing Jake G. would want is two women in his bed, let alone one"
LOL
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But Ryan and Abbie may get there first
And you that's what she's really worried about!
I don't remember seeing Nanci Snyder in London, only the Nanny and the BG unless she is doubling as a Nanny. Saw her in the balacany pics during Reese's photo shoot.
The wedding rumors coming out of MV may be true then (Jake/Reese) and not Maggie/Peter as some thought.
Yes Jake and Reese are liked in HW, don't know where the other rumors are coming from.
Sorry,
people who know how much Reeke is liked in Hollywood don't post on blogs.
i know said...
Yeah, right.
That was not me posting at 1:33 a.m.
Thanks TR, 1:33 AM sounds like babbler's post.
Jake hasn't forgotten the Vineyard!
He has put an auction item up for the Vineyard's Possible Dream auction. Which is August 4, at Outerland.
TAKE A TRIP TO THE MOON WITH DOUG LIMAN AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL…Count on gravity to keep you earthbound for an out-of-this-world VISIT TO THE SET of Bourne Director, DOUG LIMAN'S upcoming untitled movie about the colonization of the moon starring the Island's own JAKE GYLLENHAAL. The Lucky Dreamer and a guest will meet Doug and Jake for a photo op, and will also receive an autographed screenplay and two tickets to the premiere.
Here the link about Possible Dreams Aucution.
Possible Dreams Auction
If there are wedding plans for Jake and Reese, does this mean they're engaged already? I don't remember seeing any rings.
For whatever reason, a couple of rags are really pushing this wedding notion. Do they really look like a couple dying to take the plunge? I've seen happier couples on their way into divorce court.
This is the second time someone is trying to push the Martha's Vineyard wedding rumor around. Not biting, Gorton's Fisherman.
Another way out there story in my Star magazine (when is this subscription going to run out? They already sent me an invitation to renew - this issue may be your LAST!!). A story about J & R wedding plans, even though a time nor place hasn't been picked out. But since Jake is so close to Deacon & Ava like a stepdad, (yes, Star's words), it's only fitting that Reese would adopt his dog, Atticus. And that Atticus is going to be the ring bearer.
Then it's got that picture of Reese walking Atticus, that day when she was juggling 2 coffee cups and trying to walk him at the same time.
Off to work. Everyone have a good day!
And that Atticus is going to be the ring bearer.
LOL!
Well, that Chicago Sun-Times wasn't right about "The Dark Knight." He said sources told him it won't break Spiderman's opening weekend record...
He was definitely wrong about that.
Chicago Sun-Times - give me a break, he uses Us Weekly as a source.
A little news about FNL (no mention of Austin) - we can only hope that he'll make an appearance
I always wanted Boo to be the ring bearer at Jake's wedding (whoever he would be marrying)but the guy just didn't bother to keep him well and alive till that day.
Wasn't Boo adorable? I miss Boo
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