Austin has no problem shucking the shirt and baring his bum for the camera, but what about sporting a speedo in the streets?
Maybe he can't make it tomorrow but it sounds like Austin (TX) is following in Boston's tradition again this year and having a Santa Speedo Run, and in their second year, it looks like it's starting to be an annual event.
Normally Austin's choice in swimwear is either board shorts or a wet suit, but you know there's a speedo hiding in the back of the drawer somewhere. And you know he can run. But would it be a being in the old hometown that might make it a little much.
Or would it be too just much Austin (Nichols) for Austin (TX)? ; )
The original Santa Speedo Run started in Boston with a bunch of friends sitting at a bar back in 2000.
At 2:20 pm, the five men, now down to their Speedos, hopped out of their friend’s car in front of the Four Seasons, slung a boombox playing The Muppets Christmas Carols over their arm, and began to run. At 2:23 pm on that Saturday, December 16th, 2000 the crowd of holiday shoppers erupted into earth-shattering applause, screaming and cheering as five brave men ran past them on Newbury Street wearing nothing but Santa hats, Santa beards and Speedos. Santa Speedo Run was born. The Boston run has, the run has raised over $240,000 for various charities over the past 8 years.
There are Santa Speedo Runs in Boston, Toronto, Florida and Austin. A Western Massachusettes run is starting this year.
Now Austin you guys do it the dark and in the heat.
In Boston it's midday and with a chill. Wait -are we still talking about running?
The weather tomorrow : Austin High 70F (21 C) Boston : High 29 F (-1 C ) Toronto: High 28 F (-1 C)
But seriously these runs raise money for great causes and the Austin run raises money for Out Youth - Austin. Out Youth is a non-profit organization whose mission is to support and provide services to gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and questioning youth ages 12 to 19 in Austin and Central Texas. They offer peer support groups, counseling, educational programs, social activities and community outreach.
Austin Santa Speedo Run
Boston Santa Speedo Run
Toronto Santa Speedo Run
OMG Season of Sharing
Run, Walk, Dance, Move, for a cause and if you can't. Support with sponsoring someone you can. Or help volunteer. There are walks, runs and events for every kind of cause, domestic violence, hunger, diseases, cures, and services that serve every part of the communities that surround you. Get involved.
Another cause to consider:
GLSEN - Gay, Lesbian, Straight Education Network
GLSEN strives to assure that each member of every school community is valued and respected regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity/expression. They seek to develop school climates where difference is valued for the positive contribution it makes in creating a more vibrant and diverse community. They welcome as members any and all individuals, regardless of sexual orientation, gender identity/expression or occupation, who are committed to seeing this philosophy realized in K-12 schools.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Show who wears the Speedos
Posted by Special K at 8:01 AM
Labels: Austin, Austin Fridays, Austin Santa Speedo Run, Boston Santa Speedo Run, OMG Season of Sharing
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I am not a Speedo fan, so it wouldn't be my first choice of dress for Austin.
I can remember back in the day of the original wft I had my head practically taken off for suggesting J&A were not monogamous and for saying that in my experience many gay men have open relationships, so I'm not too surprised at that aspect of the new TT item. Plus you throw in the fact that they are apart a lot.
I have always felt very strongly that people should have the freedom to have the kind of relationship they want without being judged.
However, I do find the confidentiality agreement part of this appalling. Just further evidence of the kind of Hollywood tool Jake is turning into.
Well, it's Austin Friday and have to say I agree with AG from the previous thread.
Run Austin! go checkout Anderson Cooper. Now, he's hot!
So Jake got some guy to sign a confidentiality agreement and then gave him a hand job? Geez.
Whichever way you look at it, that's pathetic, IMO.
Ted doesn't say they are over but he does say "another one bites the romantic dust" Whatever happened to true love?!?!
I don't know Destiny - you might become a fan if you were running a little behind in the race. ; )
Both races raise money for great causes.
This year the Boston race raise money for "Cradles to Crayons" Which provide, free of charge, low-income and homeless children from birth to pre-teen the basic essentials they need to be safe, warm, ready to learn, and valued.
They are a great organization doing a lot of really great things for kids who need it.
I think "another one bites the romantic dust" refers to TT requiring a contract before having sex with someone. Can you imagine, you're going at it hot and heavy with someone, and then they whip out contract and a pen? It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathehtic.
Exactly what I thought Destiny :))
And hey here's the link if you want to check them out.
Cradles to Crayons
What I wonder is if the contract has to be notarized! And if there's a definitions section outlining the description of each act and if you have to tick the box on which one you did. since there probably aren't boilerplate contracts for this kind of thing at your local stationery store LOL each contract must be custommade for the celeb. I would love to see the details on Jake's contracts. Do you think its a 1 pager or a lot of pages where each one has to be signed, dated and initialed at the bottom? And since Jake travels a lot are they printed in different languages or does he only do it with people who read English?
We must resurrect those Reese is pregnant rumors
That popped up in my google alert early yesterday morning. People that signed yp for ted's newsletter got the BI last night.
I'm surprised it wasn't posted here yesterday.
I need to think on this new BV for a bit. You dont carry confidentiality agreements around with you unless you plan to need them, so I'm thinking the casual sex is not just a one time occurrence. Add Reese to the mix - she's fighting beard labels as it is so doesn't want someone telling all about their tryst with jake. The most interesting news is that word got back to Ted after a long spell of no new gossip about Toothy.
About the last page, yes I know what a p.n. is, I know all that stuff. I think the problem was I was thinking too far into it, perversions and way-out stuff. New Jersey Tom will know what I mean, guys are a nasty lot. Straight or gay, always pushing boundaries trying something new/gross or wanting to see pics of it on the internet. Anyway I almost forgot handjobs existed, its possible with all the hand references. Its also possible what happened was something to do with a fist. A fist is a hand after all and maybe the reference 'hand over fist' was too telling/blatant for Ted to use. I dunno.
Special you are good. The 'fire underneath no idea - nothing' comment I took to mean a lot of fire..unbelievable lust. But the way you interpreted it literally might be EXACTLY what Ted means: NOTHING. Its great we all have opinions and viewpoints and share them so we can widen how we think.
I would never think 'nothing' but the way you pointed it out how Ted usees it makes sense. A lot of times, people who exude sex in public especially performers are blah in bed because they never had to try to get better or they have low sex drives. All their sexual energy is used for the camera, they need an audience. Persoanlly i think Jake is more into love, the whole package, thats why he glows around Austin and we feel it. Sure he has physical needs and who knows maybe this was a 'you did it so I'm gonna do it too' tit for tat act towards Austin and thats why Jake wasn't that into it. I really see Jake as being more into the whole person and I think this event might be be a fluke due to his current work situation and not his regular behavior. I also think Teds latest will cause a Reekefest. Too bad, I wanted to see Jake come back to the US and come back to himself and be back to being happy and relaxed. No chance of that.
Our company meeting got interupted due a problem on one the floors so got back here now. Can I throw this out there. Just a thought, and I 'm putting on the flak gear for this.
Does anyone remember there were similar mentions of behavior before Baby T was born? Didn't Ted hint around in his own Ted way about them having another one. Do you think that something like this would be get the most attention and no one would be looking at what is really happening?
Remember just a thought.
Special do you mean Ted is helping them divert attention or are they doing stuff to distract Ted?
I wonder about the timing, no matter when it happened (could have been last week or month) I notice Ted puts it out right before Jake comes home and before his birthday. Is he trying to stir things up with Austin and make trouble?
Sorry to spam but what I thought of for ther "the kind of loveliness that grows on ya" could be Jake is a grow-er not a show-er. Or in a literal bad way has warts. *ducks and runs*
Wow. Just read the latest TT BI. It doesn't bother me - as Special said, while it may not be my cuppa tea, I can't speak for other people. HW relationships are different - keep couples apart for long periods of time, working with other actors/directors who are extraordinarily beautiful and with dynamic personalities can sometimes have an affect I would think. Maybe TT and his BF have an understanding or an open relationship, but where they are each other's primary partner. Men don't always attach the same emotional significance to sex as some women do. I remember a comment John Barrowman made about this very subject in a recent interview. For me it would be not only a deal-breaker, but a contract tearer-upper and throw into the BFs face (insert various swearing for B and F), but that's just me. I also think a couple should have the freedom to have the kind of relationship they want, as long as they each agree and it's handled honestly and with the other's safety and health considered first.
Just a thought, and I 'm putting on the flak gear for this.
lol, Special! Ah, you're not going to get anything thrown your way. Like Chris said, you always help put a different spin on things. And in this case, man I need it. Alot of this stuff is over my head. As well as Tedspeak is oftentimes way out of my boundaries of thinking. I have to have a translator, lol.
I hope Jake & Austin are still together. It'd rip me up to think they aren't. Yeah, something may be up with the timing of this. This is awfully inside information. Contracts for sex. Giminy's. That is pathetic. Really takes the romance and the hotness right out of it. Just like a high powered Hoover.
One thing sounds for sure. Someone's singing. Someone's flapping their jaws. And that's the risk you run, no matter how much money is paid to try & keep someone quiet. You keep carrying on or you push it too far, and you're just tempting humankind. As in humans are only human. If you have big news, it's only human to want to share it. Jake & Reese keep pushing the envelope when Jake gets back home and they're risking somebody talkin'. Word gets out eventually. Either that, or they themselves are gonna slip up and commit a gaffe that will tell a different story.
"I would love to lecture to women on men. I'd tell them everything about men: gay, straight, bi, how we're all the same, how we're all bastards. Men know what men want. In and out of bed."
John Barrowman on men
That's it!!!!!! :) And I'd be in the front row hanging on every word! ;)
We [John and Scott] saw each other casually for about year but before it got serious, I had my fair share of wham-bam. One can never have enough wham-bam. When a guy strays and ends up with someone else, it's not a big deal. Sex for men is external. I think it's hard for women to realise this.
G*d, I love this man. Yes, it was waaaaaay hard for me to understand this about men. For me, sex, even a kiss, is all about expressing all my love and devotion to one person, the one I love, so I used to think that everyone thought the way I did, and if someone did stray, it was a disaster of global proportions, the end of love. For some men, it's just sex and release. For me, it's how I express my love. So everyone is different in how they perceive it.
Darjeeling, I agree with you. It'd be a sure dealbreaker for me. I don't understand this open relationship business. But then I'm a female and I guess since sloop John B is a man, he would know better than I, lol. Which is why so often times women & men have hard times understanding each other without outside resources. I don't get that kind of thinking at all and never will. Guess that's why I'm not born a man, lol. Man, this is what Beyonce's new song is all about, too: "If I were a Boy". What a great song.
You know what, though? I don't really think this is how all men think. They're not all bastards, sorry for that word, I can't think of any other. Chris, come on, you're not like that, are ya, bud? Tell me you're not like that.
:(
I don't know. Jake may be starting to get to be a bit too much for me at this point. Don't want to speak too soon before more information comes out but I myself will have to be careful to not keep justifying his behavior. A spade is a spade is a spade.
And maybe once he gets back in the States, it'll seem different. I hope so. It's just that so many of these puzzle pieces seem to keep pointing towards someone who has lost their way and can't find their way back. And I know we haven't seen him hardly at all in the press except when he's 1/2 of Reeke, but I'm just not getting a good feeling that his life is altogether. For all the things that have happened to him this past year, any other human being would need a good human support system to get them through it. How can he when he's been overseas or not even home for most of the year? Phone calls, texting, & emails are no substitute for face to face talking or physical comfort. Sometimes people just need a touch of a hand to feel that someone else cares.
Heavy sigh. Gotta get back. Good topic today. People can talk all day about these kinds of things. Nice seeing your points of views, Darjeeling. Interesting name. I'll have to google that and see what it means.
Yeah but he did that before between him and his boyfriend " it got serious"
I thought it was serious between Jake and Austin , and they supposedly have a child.... so that bother me a little.
Thanks PG! I agree, not all men are like that either. I wish, if I ever come back to this world reincarnated, that it be as a gay man. :) See ya later.
Oops sorry, 1:25 was me, Darjeeling.
Yeah but he did that before between him and his boyfriend " it got serious"
I thought it was serious between Jake and Austin , and they supposedly have a child.... so that bother me a little.
Reese's Cameron Crowe movie postponed
What's Jake going to do when Baby Tile is old enough to talk, make him or her sign a contract promising not to tell anyone Jake is a daddy and has a boyfriend?
Who knows, maybe? After reading this BV nothing would surprise me anymore. Fucking producers for film roles and leaving Austin to hold the baby while he's off holding some other guys cock. And from the BV it doesn't seem probable that Austin even knew about this, because Ted only suggests it was a possibility that Jake did this with his BF knowledge. It's disgusting. What a great catch Jake is. With Cantara and Ted airing all this dirty laundry I'm sure Maggie and his mother must be feeling wonderful right about now.
The Christmas pants
Dear Ted:
I had a dream you were riding a white horse, shirtless and standing up! Then you told me Jake and Reese are both gay. What do you make of my dream?
—Popette
Dear False:
You clearly don't read my competition.
^^I do think that Ted may be implying that the honeymoon may be over for J&A with the "another one bites the romantic dust" comment, but not that they don't still love each other or that they are not still together. Nothing to worry about, happens to all of us at some point. Or that they may be feeling the strain of distance, or the reality of raising a child, dual careers and fauxmancing. I hope for the best for them. :)
When word reached certain ears, I'm sure the tears started. Jake has always been able to play Austin, and I'm sure this time will be no different.
And all this time I thought the putz was Jake.
I know, they have a history of breaking up and making up a lot, according to Ted. I hope this isn't a roundabout way to set the stage for a Reeke wedding or something. :(
Yeah they do have a history of breaking up and making up a lot. Some call it tumultuous, but it seems more passionate. There is a lot of fire between them. Do you think that's another thing Ted could have meant. That there was no passion or feeling with this hookup. It was just a kinda of need that needed to be met thing? As well as the way Teds hints at the type of hook up it was. Still think it was a hands on project.
Do I think it could be used to deflect and distract. Yes - why? Because I think the make up and break up routine of Kiki and Jake at the end of their adventure was used to deflect and distract what was really going with Jake and Austin. And when two blondes (K & R) can't successfully distract from the rumors of bfs and babies, maybe naughty boy behavior can.
Jake also seems to act out sometimes when he's been "good" for long stretches too, and I don't mean being good in his relationship, but behaving for management.
Then I wonder if it could be a game getting back at Ted for calling him dull and boring now that he is so settled.
So many different angles to think about.
I agree that Ted's hints point towards it being a handjob.
If he has a contract prepared, this sounds like something that was thought out beforehand and like something that happens regularly.
Those two things imo make it more likely that J&A have an open relationship of some kind.
I wonder if Jake trusts Austin, or if he made him sign a confidentiality agreement at some point too, or if Austin signed something as part of the bearding.
Ted ALWAYS connects the "ain'ts" to the topic. Only idiots who have been in solitary confinement for the last 6 years don't know who is TT by now so the "ain'ts" clues ain't for who TT is, its for more details in the story. Heres my take.
The FACTS:
Ryan Gosling: "gosling" is a young goose. Ryan is partner in a Moroccan restaurant in Beverly Hills called Tagine.
Shia LaBeouf: Shia was in Transformers and other movies but the big issue/story with him right now is his hand. All i think of when I see/hear his name now is I wonder how his hand is doing.
John Krasinski: He's in The Office and he had a small part in Jarhead.
IMO:
The 3 names and clues for me spell out: It happened in Morocco with someone Jake works with, "at the office", someone not in production but has a small part in PoP. And it was something to do with a hand, ie. a handjob. "gosling" might be there for 2 reasons: Ryan's Morocco restaurant but it also might refer to someone whose like GG but younger. Or inexperienced (the reason why it was a handjob and not anything else - ALL guys know how to do handjobs, been doing them since age 14 LOL) and probably not completely straight or involved with a femaele (like how young Austin was in the beginning), maybe tall, white, young, a little shy, whatever else Austin is like. Could be thats what the attraction was, he reminded Jake of Austin.
Agree with me? Throw in your ideas with the "ain'ts" I could be way off base and I'd love to hear what others have to say.
Here's another way to get a gf.
On Live today, Olympic god Michael Phelps just told Anderson Cooper and Kelly Ripa that the woman pictured with him today in "Page Six" — who Splash News claims was his girlfriend Caroline Pal — is a total stranger. (A busomy, exotic stranger, but a stranger nonetheless.) Apparently, when he got out of the car at LAX to catch a flight, the girl just started following him around, and even waited with him by the check-in counter. "That's really clever, guys, having a girl just follow me around," he told the photographers. "I've never seen her before in my life!" he assured Kelly and Anderson.
source : NY Mag
Funny ($10 LOL) and right-on.
Let's say I happend to hook up with TT or one of these other dudes. I sign the contract saying I wont talk. What happens if I break it? Is he going to sue me for the ten bucks I have in my bank account? The minute he files the lawsuit or pulls out the contract people are going to have proof that what I said is true.
"When Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were still married, an employee – alternately described in court documents as a “wardrobe in charge,” a personal aide and a housekeeper – signed an agreement that stipulated steep penalties for photographing, filming or otherwise disclosing “any aspect of any activity occurring at, in or about any home or other property owned, occupied or used by the Employer or any member of the Cruise family.”
What kind of “damages” did they want for every violation of the agreement? The list, as reported by the Smoking Gun website, included $20 for each copy of a newspaper or magazine that published the information (with a $1-million minimum total payment), $2 million per nonnetwork U.S. broadcast and $5 million per network broadcast."
L.A.’s secret service
Wow Chris, I think you're on to something. Not sure about the last bit about the person he hooked up with being like Austin or inexperienced. My guess would be that what went on has more to do with having safe sex and possibly agreed-upon limits of what is and isn't okay to do outside the relationship.
destiny the contract comes first. It has to. HW stars have too much to lose. Destiny I may get my head taken off now. But let me say this. If anyone here does not think that Austin have and will fool around, you are crazy. They are not married. And the circumstance that most here think they are in would lend to an occasional hook up. Let's be real. Jake out of the Country since July. Austin on different shoots and locations over the months. That's what I think.
^^ comment no 21, my thoughts also.
Interesting BV from Ted.
I think Jake and Austin have sexual hookups now and then from other people. Even if there is a babytile which I don't believe.
It sounds like a hand job to me also, and the guy ran his mouth.
"Guess who I was with"..
Hooking up with someone who looks like and reminds him of his goose baby isn't so far off. Remember the cute guy by the fountain in Paris? Remember the look on Jake's face? Openly staring with his mouth open? I think we all agreed the guy had an "Austin look" about him. Jake looked more alert and lustful in that one pic than any taken with Reese in the last 2 years.
If anyone here does not think that Austin have and will fool around, you are crazy. They are not married. And the circumstance that most here think they are in would lend to an occasional hook up. Let's be real.
Does anyone actually think Austin sits around twiddling his thumbs waiting on Jake for the nooky. hmmm. That boy is just too fine gawwjust. He has needs also. He's a 28 year old verile MAN. Somebody's gonna be all over his a....... OR visa vera.
Yeah they do have a history of breaking up and making up a lot. Some call it tumultuous, but it seems more passionate. There is a lot of fire between them. Do you think that's another thing Ted could have meant. That there was no passion or feeling with this hookup. It was just a kinda of need that needed to be met thing? As well as the way Teds hints at the type of hook up it was. Still think it was a hands on project.
I agree Spesh; you all make good points, Chris, Destiny, Eastcoastfan, everyone. I'm not too concerned about this BI. 6 mos. is a long time, for both of them, and as long as it's safe.
Special wrote this on Thanksgiving Day
Now the only way turkeys can really fly is by plane, but a Goose well they could but a plane might make it faster. Do you think someone has flown the coop and brought a little American Thanksgiving to England and reminisce about another Thanksgiving on a movie set ? But this time with a little gosling. (And no not named Ryan)
movie set, hook up, and gosling
I don't know it seems too much of a coincidence.
nondisclosure agreement 5:22 pm: Sure you can get sued for millions in damages when you work for a celeb and break the agreement. And they can collect, because you would have to get bonded and insured to work for them anyway. But how is a casual sex hookup gonna get bonded so how can they be sued?! And what would they get bonded for, "confidetial sexual services" ?? "Special Friend" ?? So theres very little power a confidetiality agreement has in those circumstances.
That picture of Jake looking at the guy in Paris spoke volumes to me and I'm a gay man. It was funny also. "Jake stop staring man, the cameras are there I thought". Reminds me of myself at 19. My buddy Matt, his girlfriend and myself were at lunch. (Oh, she was his former girlfriend at that time but they were very good friends when this happened). We were shooting the breeze and acting crazy when this nice looking guy walked past and my eyes followed him. The girlfriend said don't you be looking at men like that, I hope you're not gay like Matt. I was stunned. I did not realize it was so obvious, but she caught me. But what shocked me more was that she really thought that Matt (her former boyfriend was gay) lol. They had a friendly back and forth of "no I'm not" and "yes you are". It was shocking and halarious. She went on to add, "Yes he is, he likes my brother". I was floored. We had a good time that day and my suspisions of Matt were on target. We were close for at least 6 years after that. He is now a Deacon in the church and married with children. Matt liked men and women I found out later. I've Lost touch with him now.
Hey Jake, I'm familiar with that stare!
But how is a casual sex hookup gonna get bonded so how can they be sued?!
"In 2005, Victoria and David Beckham found that out the hard way when they sued their former nanny, Abbie Gibson, for violating confidentiality. Despite signing multiple agreements promising to keep her lips sealed about the Beckhams’ personal life, she eventually blabbed about David’s alleged infidelities and the couple’s marriage woes to the British publication News of the World for what the BBC reported to be 125,000 pounds, which is more than $250,000 today.
A British court ruled in favor of Gibson, essentially finding that as public figures by choice, the Beckhams didn’t have much right to privacy.
Instead of focusing on privacy, Boylan says, they would have been better off protecting their monetary interests.
“The agreement should have stated that they owned all the information about themselves and that such information had monetary value,” he says. “So if the Beckhams’ nanny breached the confidentiality agreement and sold the information, the nanny would have been stealing from the Beckhams.”
Who was more popular on The Insider website this week Jessica Simpson or Reese Witherspoon?
Jessica Simpson
That's gotta hurt.
Ok I understand about the needing some action and if its ok with the 2 of them. Whats weird is the handjob. Maybe I'm greedy or not easily satisfied LOL but why a handjob with someone else if you can do a handjob on yourself anyway? If I'm gonna be with someone else its gonna be more trhan a lousy handjob. And yeh you can do more than rosy palmers and still be safe. So IMO it was 1) total desperation on Jakes side for some guilt-free action, 2) a last resort when no one had a condom or 3) what he likes to do and what he and Austin do together all the time. (I've known guys where thats all they do, Mutual M, JO/HJ, nothing else whether its casual sex or longterm relationship. maybe Jake isn't as wild and exciting as I thought). Sorry to discuss it so blatantly. One things for sure, I'm never going to look at Jakes fingers the same way again. Ah if fingers could talk.
from a woman's point of view - there is a DRAMATIC diff'rence between your own hands and those of one whom you desire -
Hey anons you're gonna get deleted without a name.
whooops! sorry! I gotta own up to the previous post! je suis me, jayna. (Im blushing)
and as jon stewart said this week, hey, anybody who lives or has lived in NYC (or other similiar cities) "gets" "gay" -
Forgot to say, I was in Walmart today in the checkout line and just happened to be thinking about Jake G.. When up on the Television above the checkout, who comes on TV but Jake in a HW type bio of him. It was interesting and weird. I had not heard Jake's voice for some time now. He has not been talking lately I guess, unlike in the past.
And you know I'm a Nordstrom type of man. lol Just picking up toothpaste. Right. lol
I was just at IHJ going thru the recent pics. This handjob deal puts a whole new perspective on the latest OK! Reeke story with Reese saying "How Lucky am I?"
Oh yes Jayna, I agree - there's so much more than just physical release, there's a whole sensual experience of them and their bodies - how they look, taste, smell, feel, sound, and touch. Way more appealing to share it with someone, from a woman's point of view.
eastcoastfan it'd be even weirder today if you were getting handcream.
LOL
shut up Sam, just shut up. Can't hide nothing from you.
One of the first Jaustin BIs was about a hand-job as I read it.
March 24, 2005
One Window-fogged Blind Vice
This one's getting interesting.
Remember Toothy Tile from One Adorable Blind Vice? The sweet movie-star guy who was surreptitiously holding digits with his boyfriend at a West Hollywood restaurant? Well, he's at it again. Only, this time, more than digits are being utilized. At least the ones... never mind.
So, there T2 is with the stud-unit again. In the concrete parking structure of a very popular Hell-Ay shopping enclave. It was dark. Not too many shoppers were around.
Could this be why handsome Tooth (whose legs, I feel, have been vastly undersold, thanks to his mega-charming smile) saw fit to smooch his companion in their car, reclining their seats as far back as Faye Dunaway's forehead. And this kissing scene didn't simply occur in first, my dears. No, Tile brought the all-man, all-body Frenching session right on home, full throttle, all the way to fifth, I'd say.
Oh yes Jayna, I agree - there's so much more than just physical release, there's a whole sensual experience of them and their bodies - how they look, taste, smell, feel, sound, and touch. Way more appealing to share it with someone, from a woman's point of view.
With someone you know, I agree, them manually stimulating you is great. OTOH IMO a complete stranger doing it the 1st time .. No. manual takes learning and practice and getting used to the other pwerson and what they like. Oral is more generalized. manual is much more individualized and difficult to master.
^^ oh no, that's not a hand job! That's some Linda Lovelace action there. I wanna watch...
^^^ That's me, That's me
What you talking bout Dr. Ruth?
Remember the cute guy by the fountain in Paris? Remember the look on Jake's face? Openly staring with his mouth open? I think we all agreed the guy had an "Austin look" about him.
Could somebody please link this picture for OMG posters who can't log onto IHJ. Please?
No, Tile brought the all-man, all-body Frenching session right on home, full throttle, all the way to fifth, I'd say.
Is it getting hot in here? No, this sounds like a french kissin' and strokin' session to me, same sex or opposite sex couple, like a manual shift, all the way to fifth! ;)
So we, like Ted, do not know if Toothy/Goose are together, broken up or have some sort of arrangement.
What I find most interesting (and what I suspected would happen) is that now there are some people who now justifying Toothy cheating on his boyfriend. It's as if, that since Toothy is very possibly Jake once again he can do not wrong.
He's "a man," he needs "release," the two have spent so much "time apart." Yeah, those are reasons why people cheat and why people break up as well. Then again, they could very well not even be together. No one knows for sure but I just think it's interesting like when Toothy was said to be using the casting couch and doing drugs that people are justifying it because Toothy can do no wrong.
^^ oh no, that's not a hand job! That's some Linda Lovelace action there. I wanna watch...
Don't think so. You can keep kissing and look vaguely respectable (!) if anybody sees you while hands are at waist level.
A bj is much more obvious in a car.
I only think it's cheating if it's done behind someone's back, lying and dishonest. That's why it's called cheating. Ted said he wasn't sure if TT's BF knew or not. So there's no way to know for sure.
The sweet movie-star guy who was surreptitiously holding digits with his boyfriend at a West Hollywood restaurant? Well, he's at it again. Only, this time, more than digits are being utilized. At least the ones... never mind.
This BI is all about the manual.
I don't know - either or I suppose. You might not be able to be seen at all doin' the BJ. ;) But kissin' necks and blouse undone and his pants undone, anyone could see. I've said enough. lol
A bj is much more obvious in a car.
tedtalk what you do is have the blowjobee sit in the passenger seat so it looks like they're waiting for the driver to return from shopping.
But kissin' necks and blouse undone and his pants undone, anyone could see. I've said enough. lol
Yeah that's the point. Somebody did see it! ;-)
Ridiculous, I don't read it that way
Maybe Jake sticks to the old Bill Clinton/Arkansas defence:
"It aint a sin if ya don't stick it in."
That can cover a multitute of shenanigans.
In todays BI Ted said about a cop seeing TT in a West Hollywood parking lot. Remember a year ago or more some pics (on IHJ) of Jake visiting a WH police station? He's outside talking to 3 cops. 2 are older and all business but the 3rd one was younger and gay-looking (to me) and he had the biggest grin on his face in all the pics the whole time they talking. just grinning at Jake the whole time, more than being starstruck..and Jake was trying to ignore him. I think the cops know something, but the older ones knew how to keep it from showing on their faces and the younger one, he didn't.
With all this handjob blowjob 5th gear full throttle talk...I'm horny
LOL - and he would know. Also known the Catholic schoolgirl defense.
Fyi Cop pics are at IHJ Pap pics May 7 2007.
Ridiculous, noone is saying TT can do no wrong or making excuses for him - some have even said open relationships may not be for them, but can't be judgemental on other people's relationships, that's all.
I believe this is the guy by the fountain...
http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=1237&pos=12
This is July 11 - J&R Visit Jardin du Luxembourg in Paris
File 13/32
Also Jake doesn't have his sun glasses on until he is seen putting them on in File 12/32. Then you get the look right past Reese, the hot guy perfectly framed. The paps know what they are doing that is for sure!
"Maybe Jake sticks to the old Bill Clinton/Arkansas defence:
"It aint a sin if ya don't stick it in."
That can cover a multitute of shenanigans."
Then there's the other south of the mason dixon line sayin' "Eatin' ain't cheatin'"
I knew a Babbler would surface eventually. Their brains are not wired to accept anything other than a tamed, subservient, emasculated, married and saddled with children man on a leash. It is unacceptable to them. Drives them crazy. Even to much facial hair is too much free ranging testosterone for some of them, and they want him to shave.
Jake will do whatever he wants with whomever he wants, and that includes getting married if he chooses to, regardless of what anyone says.
^^Sorry, posted on the wrong blog!
^^ can't say i blame you gettin rattled with all the handjob blowjob Linda lovelace full throttle 5th gear frenching discussions goin on here!
It's that Toothy Tile's fault! ;)
I've always noticed J&A's hands. And the way I read Ted's latest, I think he's implying Jake was just watching, if you catch my drift. Is it hot in here, or is my radiator working overtime. ;)
I always thought Ted was referring to a bj in that one item, but I just checked out the urban dictionary, so maybe we're all wrong.
fifth base
And I'm not "making excuses" for J&A--I've always said I didn't think they were monogamous, and I include Austin in what as well, I never said (or meant to imply) that it is just Jake.
5th base would be hard to do in a car wouldn't you say destiny? I dunno I guess it depends if it was a Suburban or a Mini Cooper..lol can you imagine Austin and Jake having sex in a Mini, you'd have to fold Austin up like a giraffe to get him in. We'll probably never know about that BI even if it was a bj..remember Jake said (on Letterman or Conan) he had a "short gag reflex" ? Don't know about that lol but could be why handjobs are his thing. Also maybe thats why he hasn't come out: "you're not gay if its just handjobs." I don't believe that either but some might like "its not gay if we don't kiss" that sort of rationalizing. I'm spent after today..btw the blog topic was great today Special. Santa Speedo runs fitted in with Teds BI..lending a hand to the needy, having fun and being a secret Santa's helper. heh.
Well, this has proven to be quite a day. I have chewed on the BI all day, read all the comments here and at WFT2, but still don't know what to make of it. I usually need help understanding Ted's words anyway, but a consensus usually arises after all the discussion takes place. This time there are just too many theories and none seems a slam dunk.
I argee that men view sex much differently than women. They have 1000's of years of evolution based on spreading seed afterall. Their rules are different, so I am neutral on that issue.
All I know for sure is that Austin now knows that Jake was with someone, with his approval or not. I also know someone talked, confidential agreement or not. I am glad Toothy acted up. Rebellion is needed to free Jake of his closet. Ted will likely speak more of this in the next week or so.
LOL, lending a hand to the needy. And Austin in a Mini. :-D
I would say that would be hard to do even in a Mercedes Chris, so I'm not so sure that is what Ted was referring to, but though I'd throw it out for, ahem, discussion. If you're gay wouldn't 5th base really be 4th base? BJ still gets my vote. Despite the gag reflex comment, I have a hard time thinking its only about the hands. And Ted and Dlisted have both called TT/Jake a bottom. Now how did that happen, I seem to have rounded all the bases and ended up back at fifth.
Destiny, thanks for the link to fifth base. I had never heard that term before and it blew past me the frst time it was used in Ted's old BI. And I call myself a slash reader. Have not see it used there either though, but Ted would know the right words to use.
I haven't had a chance to really dig much beyond the surface of Ted's latest, so thank you too M for giving me some ideas to sleep on.
To me 1st base is making out/feeling up, 2nd is mutual masterbation/handjobs, 3rd is oral, home is anal. other people probably have other rules of play but thats how my game goes lol.
And Ted and Dlisted have both called TT/Jake a bottom.
That reminds me about the OK Reeke cover of Reese declaring "Back On Top!" LOL
Now how did that happen, I seem to have rounded all the bases and ended up back at fifth.
Maybe fifth base is the bullpen. Or are you talking about traking a long swig of a fifth of grey goose?
Destiny I do agree with what you say and I'm pretty sure I've said before that I don't believe them to be monogomas either.
It's just with all the bearding, Austin seeming to be the main caretaker of BT (if he/she exists) and now this info getting out there, Austin looks more like a turkey than a goose.
And I'll brave it. I do think Austin is too hot for Jake these days (shallowness over)
However I will retract my statement about Austin getting together with the Silver Fox. That guy Anderson Cooper seems to be sharing his life with is actually a great pairing. They look fantastic together.
As any reader of this filthy column knows damn well by now, our boy Tooth--much like Seymour, above--likes taking chances. He does it in the parking garages of Hell-Ay's more bourgeois shopping centers. On restaurant balconies--hell, wherever there's a chance of getting caught.
Just like he did last weekend. Parking lot right off the Strip. T.T. and his b-f (for whom, I'm told, Toothy has considered very heavily coming out of the proverbial media closet) were "hard-core" doing the diddly, say their concerned amigos.
Hard-core would indicate more than a hand-job in this BI.
Wonder what Reese has to say about all of this. Couldn't be great for her squeaky clean image or her "beloved's" image or her "perfect step dad" image.
Hmmm, interesting times ahead....
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