OMG Investigative Reports (which means we went to Google) has found that Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Simpson had mutual crushes and were set to rendezvous - in August of 2007!
This is months after the magazines have said he began dating his current front cover girl. What the in thw world of Us Weekly! What People are saying that! What the!.... Now wait a minute!!
"Meanwhile, the hot rumor in Los Angeles last week was that Simpson was set to have a romantic rendezvous with Jake Gyllenhaal. Although there is no evidence the two met up, paparazzi had been tipped off that the pair "have a crush on each other" and that they should be on the lookout for a date, according to one celebrity-chaser." NY Daily News
"Now…the buzz about Jake Gyllenhaal and Jess having mutual crushes on each other is building to a crescendo with reports that they’re already in love, and that she visited him at the Beverly Wilshire a couple weeks ago.
Next thing you know there will be pregnancy claims or pending adoptions. Whatever it takes to divert our attention from the stench coming from Simpson’s rotting movie, Bombed…oops… Blonde Ambition." - Hollywood Grind
Wait doesn't that last part kind of sound familiar? A movie about a ditzy blonde? And who wears the mom jeans? Wait wait I'm confused. (Oh Joe! Say it ain't so. Was this your heavy handed PR work?)
No word on what the reaction is - but we can imagine!
From Very Official Offices:
Simpson!!! What did he think he was doing? Amateur PR. Secret dating, mutual crushes, trying to promote a movie! ...
Well isn't that we...
Joe doesn't have clue, look who's she with now
...a NFL star quarterback?
How did they find this?
They Googled it.
Damn it!
Not Jess, just making a point
F
rom a phone in Brentwood/Santa Monica/Ojai/Oh the whoever the hell knows anymore
Simpson! Whaaaaat.... but I'm so tiny! And she's soooooo .....well she's not TINY!
Yeah I know. (disinterest)
And she wears Mom jeans, I don't wear mom jeans, I'm a mom that wears boyfriend jeans.
Yeah I know. (unenthusiastically)
You know she dates some guy from Texas. Texas!
Yeah I know. (thinking of Texas)
That her? Yelling about tiny, mom jeans and Texas?
Yeahhh.(grinning)
Classic.
Yeahhh.(laughing)
Hey do you think that's why Nick was so into punching me?
Yeahhhh (interestingly distracted)
54 comments:
Good post today Spesh. Think of all the women that Jake could of hooked up with. Many beautiful and sexy single women. Once again these women wanted to date straight men though. Jake knew that.
I get so damn upset when I see reeke especially after the ambushes they have throw out there recently. But it makes perfect sense what we all think. reeke is a manufactured romance which suited both parties perfectly. I just thought Jake was so all above this. I was wrong and that is why I get so frustrated. I think he is angry at himself also.
You left something out: The Simpson rumor was planted after it was reported that Jake and Reese had broken up, this was around June 2007 via People. BTW, Simpson's dad denied it and it died. This was followed by "sightings" of Jake and Reese together and Jake and Reese and the kids on MV in Aug. Then they broke up again then Reese and Ryan were getting back together then Rome.
You know I was just trying to have some fun with the whole blonde thing. I can't take to much serious on a Saturday morning.
And of course it was a plant from Joe. Who couldn't see that?
you have to read this snippet from BEFORE Reese and Jake started filming Rendition
you have to read this snippet from BEFORE Reese and Jake started filming Rendition
Reese Witherspoon and Jake, one of the movie industry's most eligible bachelors, are set to get together at the end of this month to film the CIA thriller Rendition.
Reese's friends predict the two may simply be unable to resist each other. Jake has a determined track record of seducing his female leads, and career-conscious Reese knows a hot new leading man is just what she needs.
"They're both young, talented and magical. I'm sure sparks will fly," says Clifford Streit, the producer of Reese's hit film American Psycho.
Reese's friends say Jake is perfect for the actress — because he's the opposite of Ryan.
"Jake is just the type of guy Reese needs round right now. It's going to be a huge boost for her ego, spending time with someone who shares so many of her values," says an insider.
Unlike the party-hard Ryan, Jake is a private man who shies away from the spectacle of Hollywood. And, like Reese, he loves to spend time at home, walking his dogs and staying in shape.
"Jake is everything Ryan isn't — he's grounded, he's a family man, he loathes the party scene and, most important, he's a one-woman guy," says an insider. Adds the source, "Jake is ripe for the picking. He hasn't had a serious relationship since splitting with Kirsten Dunst two years ago. He has a history of romancing his beautiful co-stars. When he makes eyes at Reese, you can bet there'll be fireworks."Picking up the pieces after the end of her seven-year marriage, Reese is determined to handle her divorce with dignity – with or without a new man on her arm.
"She's moving full-speed ahead. She cares more about being embarrassed than about anything else, really," says a pal.
"She's determined to handle the split with poise. She doesn't want a long and protracted divorce battle, but if Ryan fires the first shot, she's ready to fire back. Reese is not going to let Ryan walk all over her anymore."
Old news. Jake and Reese ARE BORING!!!
Old news. Jake and Reese ARE BORING!!!
^^this whole "they're perfect for each other" spiel was written before they ever started filming, when the romance was supposed to have started.
It's really weird that their perfection as a couple is being paraded in the tabs before they even got together.
Actually it's only really weird if they're not bearding. If they're bearding it makes perfect sense: setting the scene.
Old news. Jake and Reese ARE BORING!!!
Quasi-proof of the bearding set-up is not boring.
BWR was careful about how they ripped into Ryan. It was less obviously bitter and nasty to have someone to compare him to. Someone who is "everything he's not". Watch for this phrase in EVERY article about the Jake/Ryan comparison. To read their spin you would never know that Ryan spends the majority of his time working out, with his kids and hanging out with his friends. He's portrayed as someone who is doing blow off a hookers ass seven days a week.
Reese was very embarrassed. She was horrified that he actually left her for real. She was fine with their arrangement and his separate quarters as long as they kept it under raps for "the sake of the kids". She assumed he would stick around until they were much older and not take the chance of losing custody. Actually everyone involved with both of them did. Then very abruptly things changed. Lots of speculation on why. I used to attribute it all to Abbie but I think it was more than that.
Anyway, sorry to bore you but how can people look back at those early Reeke stories and not smell the set up? How can people be so gullible?
"They're both young, talented and magical. I'm sure sparks will fly," says Clifford Streit, the producer of Reese's hit film American Psycho.
LMAO!
Who is this guy? Was he paid?
Never heard/read that Ryan was blowing coke of hookers asses, where did you here this? All I heard was cheating and nameles waitresses, but that was BEFORE the official break-up. There were stories of him and Britney in the bathroom at a club and pap pics of him stumbling out of clubs drunk but that ws AFTER they split up.
There were stories of them not even living together when they announced the seperation in October 2006, not a well kept secret since it was posted on IMDB and other places in the summer of 2006.
They planned to stay "together" for the Flags of our Fathers Oscar campaign, but that went out the window when it was obvious the picture wasn't Oscar bait. they both decided to go their seperate ways officially so I doubt Reese was surprised, both I would asume were relived.
Ryan does like to party, no big deal. He likes to hang with his "posse". He is a good dad and Reese is a good Mom, everyone around them can at least agree on that. They have joint custody and apart of that is that the kids live in a home that is equal to the place in Brentwood and Ojai. The home in H. Hills that Ryan "purchased" last year was a settlement from Reese.
I remember reading on sites back in 2002 about Ryan and Reese having problems shortly after Ava was born, Reese even mentioned that they were in counseling. It also was gossiped that they had Deacon in an attempt to save the marriage.
^that article could be Exhibit A in a bearding trial.
To read their spin you would never know that Ryan spends the majority of his time working out, with his kids and hanging out with his friends. He's portrayed as someone who is doing blow off a hookers ass seven days a week.
You've read it wrong. tr was defending Ryan.
If you read the article above about Reese you'll see that it positions Jake as a "good guy" compared to Ryan's "bad guy".
Yes. Tr was defending Ryan from the implied criticism of Reese's pr.
And here I was just trying to have a little fun Sat about Jake and a Texan.
h.hills: read the article posted by "talk about maufactured" a few posts back.
I'm taking poetic license but "hard party" usually doesn't equate to a just drinks and Ryan is not a hard partyer. The Britney Spears thing was totally made up by NE. Their own sister pub had a completely different story the same week about how Ryan and Brit were both in the club but didn't interact. Dodging pap lights can look like stumbling btw although I don't dispute that Ryan had some drunken nights especially in '07.
Yes, several drunken nights. There were some disturbing pics floating around in 2007 of him stumbling out of a club, obviously drunk and he puked on himself. The bouncer had to steady him. Yes, the Ryan/Britney crap was disputed along with the story that he was sniffing around some 18 year old.
I don't know about the just drinks, I have heard about other things, but it was just the usual anon. gossip.
Bottom line: Ryan is no angel, wasn't ready for marriage then and probably is't now, but he is a good parent. He is more interested in producing now anyway, read that he has a few TV projects that he hopes he will get to produce.
Blimey h.hills, who hasn't stumbled out of a club drunk and puked, its hardly 'disturbing' behaviour. Its sometimes the consequence of having had a really, really good night. (If such behaviour is so shocking to you I would suggest that you avoid the centres of all British towns and cities between Thursday afternoon until Monday morning.)
whatever, looks like Ryan lucked out with Abbie. she looks stunning in Cannes and the film is getting really good reviews, suggesting it may even win.
And Special, I found this post amusing, I remember reading about the Jessica Simpson thing at the time and finding it more ridiculous than even the possibility of reeke. In retrospect, at least a few months with jessica would probably have been fun for Jake and all his fans, rather than the slow, suffication of Jake's hotness that is Reeke.
You post that story all the time here and elsewhere based on one picture of him with a wet shirt. I'm not sure what your motive is but it's pure conjecture on your part. I wasn't there that night neither were you and I never heard anything from anyone about it so I think your assurance that it actually happened as you're imagining is interesting. I'm sure there were many nights when he drank himself stupid but he looked mildly disheveled in those pictures I don't think they "disturbed" anyone.
TR, have you seen photos of Abbie at the Bright Star premiere in Cannes? She looks gorgeous! Ryan is also there too--there are lots of pics of them at the opening night.
Why would you hear anything about it from anyone? Just some pap pics of him a bit drunk, no big deal. He was drunk during the GG awards in 2006 (obviously) and drunk back in December in Austraila when he was with Abby, yelled at the paps, LOL! Stop being a mother hen tr, Ryan is a grown man. I was poking fun with you regarding the "disturbed" remark.
If I recall the "puke" pictures appeared on fanchichat on Ryan's thread and posters there said it looked like he puked, that's all.
Great post today, Special!! lol. You know, when I first got my laptop and was playing around on the internet, found Jake & all, I remember seeing this story about him & Jessica. At first glimpse, I fell for it hook, line & sinker. I believed everything I was reading, lol, what a duncehead I was, huh? Aw, but a mere babe in the woods.
Thanks to OMG & my early days with WFT2, Ted & Company, I know so much better and am better educated. You have no idea how an airy JoCo suburbanite who just cruised the rags at the checkout stand can have their eyes opened.
tr, you're alright. I know I'm not paying any mind to the scoffing visitor. Actually, if only it wasn't aimed at such a friendly regular, it would almost make me rather sentimental about the good ol' days in very early Reeke, circa 2008. lol
But I never like to see anyone get picked on, so I can't get reminiscent.
You're right, tr, how the blueprint was set.
Special, I didn't know Blondie sang this song. I've heard this song for years and always wondered who sang it. Would you believe I thought it sounded like Grace Slick so I used to think that Starship sang it. How wrong was that idea?
I always thought Virginal Vamp was Jessica, and I like her far better than Reese. :)
H. Hills is Jack (not Jeff) troll, no?
***Jake has a determined track record of seducing his female leads***
***He has a history of romancing his beautiful co-stars.Does he? Who?
Well, Austin is quite beautiful.
PG, this was Blondie's comeback song.
Actually the Blondie song about the paid gigolo who's always on call as an escort rather fits Jake better nowadays doesn't it.
Call Me would have worked for Austin's Martin in The Informers, time frame is perfect a la Richard Gere American Gigolo.
It would be fun to cut Martin's scenes to it.
Austin as Martin should be driving an Aston Martin.
Ryan feeling no pain!
http://x17online.com/celebrities/ryan_phillippe/x17_xclusive_ryan_phillippe_stumbling_drunk_at_cannes-05162009.php#comments
^^^ Nice to see Abbie and Ryan having a good time in Cannes.
I'm sure Ryan and Abby had a good time, oo bad he had a hangover and missed this:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cannes_film_festival_2009/news/1821162/cannes_2009_gambit_and_silk_spectre_go_bang_bang
I'm sure the Director was pissed!
sorry to be patriotic but..yohoo, eurovision songcontest to our country next year:) bra alexander:D
Hangover it looks like he made it but later and with Abbie:
http://www.ohlalamag.com/en/2009/05/ryan-phillippe-in-cannes.html
Congratulations Norwegian Girl!
Cute song and cute singer :)
IMO, Special has made it clear earlier that she didn't want to another round of pointless fighting to start, but appearantly no one cares what she wants.
She's only the blog owner so it doesn't matter, right?
And fighting is so much fun!
A quick look through this post shows as much...
thank you:),:D it`s the third time norway won. last time was in 1995, so about time;)
Started coming out in my 30's Lori. Just started coming out at work in the last few years. Its not easy I agree. If Jake is gay and chooses to live a lie then it is his choice. I do believe he is gay. I am dissappointed he chooses to stay in the closet. I am angered that he seems to be mocking the process and struggles that people face in coming out. Those are the people he gave the finger to.
By the way lori I wont shut up. Actually I welcome the debate. Bring it on.
Tom!!!! Sorry, I got back about an hour ago. Gee, I didn't think it'd take the time that it did. It started at 4 CT. It was a class of about 51. Really astounding feat to be in your 40's, work full time, go through the death of your father from throat cancer, and graduate from nurse's school with honors. Can you imagine? I can't. Oh, & Tom, gn stands for graduate nurse. I guess they haven't always called it that.
Guys, Tom & I talked on the phone for the first time today. What a BLAST! And I had to cut it off because I was at Little Dog's neighbor, who was driving us over to Little Dog's Grandma's house.
Couple of weeks ago, I talked to Clarity on the phone for the 1st time, too. We yakked on there I bet for over an hour, huh, Clarity?? What fun.
Who's next?? lol. Give me your phone# and I'll call you. I blew Clarity away when I dialed her, right out of the blue.
Blondie's comeback song, huh, London? Now that I listen to it again, it does definitely sound like Debbie Harry. And I thought it was Grace Slick. wow, was I off. So, then, this song maybe came out in the 90's.
I was working on my blog earlier in the day. I found that the last entry I was working on but hadn't put up yet was back in December. Gee whiz. It's about Chloe & the Major, who I petsit now. And right now, I'm posting some pictures from my visit to the convent in Paola, KS so I hope to get that up this weekend and then work on putting up some pics of Libby & Barkley, who I'm sitting with now. Give them their little minute of fame.
Well, just popping in to say hi and now off to go check out LJ. I'm always futilely checking for a new chapter of In Plain Sight, my favorite, favorite story. Someday....there'll be a new chapter.
Since when is pimping out your own children fot Oscar campaign publicity, using them as bearding props and leaving them at home while globe trotting with a pap entorage again and again considered the behavior of a 'good' mother?
I know you don't want any bitching on here, Specisl, but I couldn't allow that blatantly false Babbler statement to go unchallenged,
People can say what the want here at OMG. Just respect each person has their own opinion. All I wanted to say was that it was not my intention to set people off with what I posted today.
^ ? :D
Congratulations Norwegian Girl! :D
This guy looks like Austin!
Maybe Austin did porn?
The pre-Reeke article was interesting to me in that they clearly hadn't realized that Jake wouldn't be filming any scenes with Reese. Nevertheless, they seem to have gone ahead with building the fake co-star romance....
Just FYI, I'm deleting all posts that tell other people to STFU. So don't bother.
I am stuck on two songs right now; I mean, it's all I'll play in my car and on my Ipod. Over & over. One of them I heard on One Tree Hill when Nick Lachey was on there and what, they only had him sing it for 6 seconds or so? All in My Head. And I'm still not sick of it.lol. Bet I've heard it 100 times this weekend. That's 3 songs of his I've downloaded now.
The second one is by David Guetta but featuring Kelly Rowland, "When Love Takes Over". What a great dancefloor song. Just a simple song about being in love and you can just raise your arms over your head, shake it, and get into it. I'm telling you.
I don't even know who David Guetta is! All I hear is Kelly. She sang that great song with Nelly, called "Dilemma". I loved that one, too, although the lyrics aren't too nice; it's about cheating on your loved one.
But, anyway, this When Love Takes Over is one for the dance floor and if you're newly in love or crushing, this'll do it for ya. Actually, I'm neither at the moment, and it's doin' it for me, lol.
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