Thursday, June 17, 2010

Cowboy Up!

Well this is Mr. Nichols says he wants to be remembered via his twitter bio.


"When I die, I hope they say, He was a chivalrous cowboy, who fought for justice all over the frontier. And he loved up some womens!"


Now for that chivalrous cowboy, you mean like these Westerns?



Go ahead and say you love Red River, it's one of the greatest Westerns ever, it's Texas, it's John Wayne, it's Howard Hawkes doing his best John Ford, it's Walter Brennan!!!(with no teeth)

It's Montgomery Clift, young, beautiful, sensitive, playing cowboy Matt Garth. No one will think it's Monty and John Ireland and that scene when they handle each others guns.

Speaking of beautiful sensitive cowboys you admire:


Jake has landed on two lists this week and not the for the first time.

Jake has been named one of People's Hottest Bodies 2010. And after all those workouts it's easy to see why.

Jake's never has a problem getting motivated to work out. But think one fella gives it that a little something something extra when he joins him.

Second, Jake's made PopSugar's Top 100 for the fourth year in a role. Coming in at #11 for the second year in a row, Jake has yet to crack that elusive Top 10.



And the "And he loved up some womens!" Mr. English?

Sneaky work with the colloquialism or is that an aphorism? (Ohhh too much thinking about things from too long ago, that's going to leave a mark)

93 comments:

Bertie said...

Oh My Gosh, these photos are beautiful. What a wonderful post! Thanx! :*

:) :) said...

Wasn't Monty Clift beautiful? I loved him, I remember watching old movies with him with my Mom, who loved him too, and Liz Taylor. :)

30-.30 said...

Oh Lord, I remember this clip from Jon Stewart! *blush* :)

Special K said...

Red River Part 3

Check out when Matt (Monty) meets Cherry Valance around 6:55, and then of course their gun scene at 8:51.

The scene was allegedly a reference to the affair they were having in real life. And also allegedly a wink to Ireland's infamous physical endowments.


Little More Monty:

On After Elton there is a great clip of Brando and Monty kidding around at Brando's home. After Elton

:) :) said...

Gah, Monty is beautiful. That face, and those slim hips. :)

willie said...

cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

destiny said...

I can't believe Austin used his mugshot for his Twitter account.

m said...

Love today's post. Must say it's quite a thrill to get text messages from Austin. I have no interest in random twitters, but when they are from the person I am interested directly, it's a whole other story.

Re the loved up some womens line, Austin is in the closet. No surprise there. Plus we all know he has a sense of humor and a love for the turn of phrase.

london tb said...

I think using the mugshot is an example of his humour, I quite like it :D

AUS10 said...

All I see are people trying to advance their career. They will do nothing. The taxpayers will be the ones stuck paying for this spill.
13 minutes ago via web

It's ridiculous what these politicians are doing. Acting like honorable policemen.
14 minutes ago via web

Mexico vs. France!!!! AWESOME!!!
17 minutes ago via web

GO ARGENTINA!!! Congrats!!
18 minutes ago via web

Go to reuters.com to watch live.
35 minutes ago via web

Tony Hayward in the hot seat right now for Deepwater Horizon oil spill.
36 minutes ago via web

AUS10NICHOLS

Name AUSTIN NICHOLS
Location ubiquitous

LOL!! said...

Sophia has twitter now too!

AUS10 said...

And yes! That is my mugshot. That was when I got busted by the law!! One of the better photos of me. 3 minutes ago via web

We have to find other ways to power our cars, PEOPLE!!!
6 minutes ago via web

The government needs big OIL. They want big OIL. They are in bed and makin sweet love to BIG OIL.
7 minutes ago via web

The politicians are grandstanding. Acting like they are fixing it all and doling out punishment. In realidad, they will do nothing.
12 minutes ago via web

Tony Hayward hearing. Prez of BP. It looks like a guilty guy dodging questions. But it goes way deeper. 13 minutes ago via web

AUS10NICHOLS

Special K said...

Yeah about Sophia's twitter.

SophiaBush

1. @AUS10NICHOLS what are you watching right now that has you so fired up?! Everyone needs to be watching! 38 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to AUS10NICHOLS

2. @oliviawilde woman. I heart you. And I still wanna buy one of your hubby's pics for Haiti! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to oliviawilde

3. FYI my website says I don't have twitter, etc, but I started b/c I don't want you guys getting tricked by the fakes. Thanks to all the fans! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

4. I just finished an amazing workshop with Art of Elysium! Check out their website to learn about volunteering! about 2 hours ago via mobile web

5. Hey y'all, Sophia Bush here. I am finally getting in on this twitter game! You can check in with me here, or on the website. Here goes! about 2 hours ago via mobile web

6. Check out my website at www.sophiabush.com
7:38 PM Dec 15th, 2009 via web

Sophia has had Twitter since Dec. and didn't start using it until today? What about all those chances she could have used it to ask her fans to save OTH this spring?

And the only two people she's following so far are Olivia Wilde and Austin?

Please grrrl... stop.

LOL! said...

Don't worry SK, Sophia will be following all the cool, trendy tweets just like Austin soon!

Anonymous said...

thanks spesicial and destiny:)
though it`s too complicated now. how is being there enough, and how do you think you are, when the person you`re there for doesn`t think so?
i feel like such a bad person now, though i feel i try the best i can.
i just have a question for special and desteny, have you felt the same way?
not a good feeling at all:(

norwegian girl said...

6:54, was norwegian girl.

?? said...

where did prairie tay-tays go :(

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covering 7:48 said...

Anonymous said...

Sophia did not start that twitter herself. The account was originally started by someone who was running the site that her twitter is linked to. She only started tweeting today officially because her private facebook and the accounts of her friends have been hacked. Have an official twitter will allow for all fake accounts to be shut down, and to alleviate the hacking...this isn' t the first time her private accounts have been hacked by rabid fans.

June 17, 2010 7:48 PM

Pelicans said...

Did anyone read Austin's latest? Just one more reason to hope the Celtics win...*sigh*

Special K said...

NG, I think sometimes just being present and part of their life can be enough at that moment. Letting them have the opportunity to be there for you and others is affirmation for them in a very uncertain time.

I think everyone has thought they are not there for someone in the way they want to be. I know I have. But sometimes it is the actualization of that and the whole journey of being there for others that is a part of it for them and you.

And sometimes when you don't think you are there enough you find out that even for smallest moment brought something to someone, it maybe in the right now, but it will be revealed to you later and in an unexpected way.

Pelicans said...

And sometimes when you don't think you are there enough you find out that even for smallest moment brought something to someone, it maybe in the right now, but it will be revealed to you later and in an unexpected way.

I really believe this too. :)

Special K said...

I hereby solemnly swear that if the Celtics win, I will streak through the streets of Venice, to the pier, and perform an naked backflip... 29 minutes ago via web

into the Pacific Ocean!!!
29 minutes ago via web


AUS10NICHOLS

Holding you to it Mr.Nichols.

GO CELTICS!! BEAT LA

Special K said...

covering 7:48 said...

Anonymous said...

Sophia did not start that twitter herself. The account was originally started by someone who was running the site that her twitter is linked to. She only started tweeting today officially because her private facebook and the accounts of her friends have been hacked. Have an official twitter will allow for all fake accounts to be shut down, and to alleviate the hacking...this isn' t the first time her private accounts have been hacked by rabid fans.

June 17, 2010 7:48 PM


Not buying this for one minute.

And here's why.

1) If it got hacked. Then contact the provider and get the Twitter closed. DON'T LEAVE IT OPEN SINCE DECEMBER

2) Not one tweet since Dec. how can it be hacked. They set it up and she didn't want to use but then Austin having one, well, then gotta jump on that bandwagon.

3) Why oh Why did she just start tweeting less than 24 hours AFTER Austin started his?

4) Why does she only follow two people Austin and the one person Austin tweeted about.

5)And if she's been hacked so much she should do what other celebrities do and get a damn VERIFIED Account.

Jersey Tom said...

The str8 Mr. Austin Nichols. A young buck who loved him some womans. Great.

I wonder if he has been reading what Ted has been writing.

m said...

Being a CA girl, I've been rooting for the Lakers. However a naked Austin running to the ocean is a rule changer.

He does tweet a lot but 60 characters is pretty limiting, especially for a writer. I hope he does not burn up all my minutes because I can't quit him. I know where those lips have been.

do the math said...

Sophia and Austin are repped by the same agency, this was planned.

It is a good way to find out how popular Austin is even though 99% of his followers are OTH fans snd Sophia fangirls.

Their reps know this. BTW, her FB was hacked but this has nothing to do with that.

I bet Austin, Sophia and their reps are having a good laugh over this.

twat said...

m, twitter has a 140 character limit per tweet. You can actually get a lot of thought into that 140 character limit.

Jake at Game? said...

Bedonieusa: Jake Gyllenhaal At Staples Center
9 minutes ago via Mobile Web · Reply · View Tweet

destiny said...

NG, I know exactly how you feel, I've been there several times myself. I think when you're in that kind of situation it is just natural to feel that way, to feel like it is never enough. And it can be hard too because, at least in my case, you have other demands on your time, like work and family.

And particularly when someone is young, you know that no matter what, it's just never going to be enough because they haven't been in your life as long as they should be. That is how I feel about one of my closest friends from college, who I lost years ago to AIDS. He lived in a different part of the country, which made it all that much more difficult too.

But I am bet your friend doesn't see it that way, and you are probably spending more time than you think being there for her, and that she knows and appreciates that.

I've got My Eye on You said...

Oh course their PR arranged it. They think that if Sophia does things like post a twitter implying that Austin is driving while she sits in the car and tweets everyone will think they're real. BIG EYE ROLL.

That's okay. Karma is a bitch, and I believe Sophin will get what they deserve--half a season of OTH, and , if they're lucky, more crappy roles on another crappy show.

Special K said...

So now that the Lakers have won, does that mean Jake will streak through the Hollywood Hills, to the house and perform a naked backflip into the bed?

Is that how that tweet works?

AUS10 said...

But tonite I'm dry and warm!!! Go lakers!!!! 7 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

I will find another time to get naked and wet!!! 8 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Congratulations los angeles!!!! http://twitpic.com/1xppai

15 minutes ago via Twitpic

AUS10NICHOLS

sad face said...

I guess Jake didn't have a +1 for the game tonight. Poor Austi had to watch from a sports bar. :-(((

don't think so said...

Don't think Jake was at the game.

happy face said...

Um, yes he was.

don't think so said...

how do you know?

happy face said...

There are pics of him there on news.yahoo.

don't think so said...

link please

happy face said...

Try searching Yahoo news, I'm sure you'll find them. :-)

don't think so said...

nice manners

happy face said...

Lazy much? :-)

don't think so said...

bitch much

happy face said...

Did you find those pics yet or still waiting for someone else to do it? :-)

don't think so said...

lonely and here to gloat?

happy face said...

Oh I guess you found them then. Well done you!!!! :-)

don't think so said...

go back to babble

sad face said...

So Jake was at the game after all. And Austin wasn't. What a colossal bummer. Back to sad face. :-((

neutral face said...

Aww. don't be sad face. Austin still has Sophia to keep him warm at night

old said...

There are more pics of Jake at the game and he is with the guy he went to the Dodger game with.

If he is a friend of Austin's, why wasn't he watching the game with him at that sports bar?

That guy is not the same guy in the Border pics, this guy appears older and has a bigger nose.

Lakers said...

Not Austin's friend, side-by-side

SophiaBush twitter said...

5)And if she's been hacked so much she should do what other celebrities do and get a damn VERIFIED Account.

Austin is following her so SophiaBush twitter account is real.

Kidding yourself. said...

That is the guy at Borders.

Dont kid yourself. said...

That is the guy at Borders.

Jersey Tom said...

Sorry about the Celtics SK.

Special K said...

That is Austin's friend that was at Borders.

You know these guys are all now pushing 30 or are 30, and have matured.

Here's Jake at the Lakers/Celtics Finals.

Lakers/Celtics Game 7


Looks like the same friend of Austin.

The guy is looking at his Blackberry, and see the picture of a Jake looking over his shoulder trying to peek in one? Well who tweeted using his Blackberry last night at the bar? Austin. Wanna bet he txt'd too?

And Jake wore neutral colors, like he kidded about. Guess he wanted to hedge all his bets.

Despite it being the Final game, you know Jake doesn't look like he's having as much fun as he did at other Lakers games. ; )

And before you say he was playing straight for camera turning his head as the women walked up the stairs. Up where he was in the crowd it is doubtful he would know when he was being photographed, and it looks like he might have been just looking around. Of course photo editors will grab those and use them, makes better pic because it looks like he is following the woman.

Especially looking kind of bored at the game in the rest of them. What would make him a little melancholy? Who ever wins is one of his teams. Maybe it's because his hubs isn't with him there.

Special K said...

Thanks Tom.

Special K said...

And about Sophia and the certified Twitter account. You know if she had trouble being hacked, and had a twitter account for 6 months, you had plenty of time to cover all your bases and get a verified twitter account. And how ever she wants to spin this mess, she didn't do anything anything, until 24 hours Austin started tweeting and she is making it that they started doing it together. And that is just a whole load of BS in a designer dress.

She suddenly starts and then makes over 20 tweets in just a few hours? Oh that's subtle.

Think it must annoy her that Austin has more people following her at the moment.

Pelicans said...

Awww, I watched when they did the star scan of the crowd, and I saw Dustin but not Jake. :)

Sad about the Celtics, but it's always good when they play the Lakers.

Special K said...

Hey Kiki was at the game too.

Other fans near courtside included Jake Gyllenhaal, Kirsten Dunst, Ryan Seacrest, Timbaland, director Todd Phillips and George Lopez in purple-and-yellow plaid pants."


Associated Press

Pelicans said...

Is it me or is Jake's body looking exceptionally fine at the Lakers game last night? ;)

old said...

If that was Austin's friend, why wasn't he at the sports bar with Austin?

That guy looks older and a bit like Paul Rudd, which the Borders guy doesn't looks like.

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contract done said...

Hayden & Rachel split

Hey Jake said...

I know it's been some years since the border pictures but the guy with Jake looks like a different guy other than one at borders.
Seems older with a little gray in his beard.

Wow, Jake's eyes are following the woman going up the stairs.

Don't look Jake, she's just trying to trap you.

Austin: Move Bitch.

hmmm maybe Jake loves her Gucci handbag and wants one too

Naw, I think he wants some of that *********

Traffic Cop said...

Hey Jake, you took a wrong turn. You want gyllenbabble.blogspot.com.

after Lakers said...

Jake, Adam and two guys leaving a restaurant - paparazzi video

Sophia said...

@kramergirl hi babes!! Austin and I are catching up with technology and finally on this thang! Ha! Miss yooooooou!
about 14 hours ago

Hey Jake said...

No Traffic Cop I'm on the right site. What's your problem.
Does Jake looking at a woman upsets you? LMAO
Gesshh Some people

Hey Jake said...

Because he is looking at that Woman.

Traffic cop said...

Wanker.

destiny said...

M, did you hear about this movie Battleship? It sounds bad, but oh my, Alexander Skarsgard and Taylor Kitsch as brothers.

JJ

Vanity Fair said...

Sophia and this Twitter business is really pathetic.

Austin has been up since the crack of dawn to watch the game at a bar.

Sophia posts a "it's tied, go USA" at approximately 11:55, right right after CNN sends out an alert about the game being a tie--and while not clear from the CNN alert, I know the game had been over for about ten minutes at that point. She's trying to make it sound like she's watching the game with Austin and rooting for the team, not knowing the game is actually over.

But of course hours down the road nobody will know that.

I now it because I was watching the game, and surfed the internet right after it was over.

here we go said...

If Sophia and I can get 50,000 followers by 6/21, we will make another donation to Global Green's Gulf Response on your behalf. LET'S GO!!
5 minutes ago via web

http://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS

Pelicans said...

Awww, that's great. :)

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Special K said...

TBT, I deleted your comment, but wanted to explain why. Please be aware that last phrase of insensitivity, has history of racial insensitivity. More than likely you did not mean it that way but there others who may perceive it as such.

hjulia said...

I need to delurk here. That guy with Jake is NOT Austin's friend Robert. I have seen many, many pictures of Robert and while he may have some similiarities with Jake's friend, they are not the same. Believe me.

Look at these:
Austin, Gannon & Robert:
http://i49.tinypic.com/33wuo3t.jpg

Robert:
http://i47.tinypic.com/2af4gy.jpg

The guys again:
http://i47.tinypic.com/wv3amo.jpg

I actually don't get why there's even debate about this. I'm absolutely sure, that guy is not Robert.

Thought So Too said...

Please be aware that last phrase of insensitivity, has history of racial insensitivity. More than likely you did not mean it that way but there others who may perceive it as such.

Thanks Spesh.

BAM said...

Thanks for the photographic evidence, hjulia.

I guess that puts that theory to rest now wouldn't you say?

BAM!!

Special K said...

TBT, I deleted your comment, but wanted to explain why. Please be aware that last phrase of insensitivity, has history of racial insensitivity. More than likely you did not mean it that way but there others who may perceive it as such.

OK I see mistakes, so let me fix it.

TBT, I deleted your comment, but wanted to explain why. Please be aware that last phrase, has history of racial insensitivity. More than likely you did not mean it that way but there others who may perceive it as such.

Special K said...

Thanks Hjulia. Great to see you again. (())

hjulia said...

Thanks, special! It's a bit weird lurking around and then just randomly popping up here and there. I just had to give a try and put this particular theory to rest. It would have been great if it HAD been Rob, of course... :)

prairiegirl said...

Thank you, Hjulia. It does seem to be up for debate. I don't really see much similarity, myself.

I'm going to re-post alot of my opinions when the new post goes up because I'm sure we're getting close.

Jake was with this same guy during Reeke at a Laker/Nugget game on May 21, 2009. Funny how their outfits are quite similar in both pictures, although not the same. Whoever he is, he is apparently Jake's go-to guy now. He is on PR's "Man-Approved" list for Jake to be allowed to be seen with, along with his very recently, re-discovered good-time bud, Adam Levine.

And whoever this Rob look-alike is, interesting looking at the pictures of he & Jake in these two games. RLA is too busy constantly checking out his phone and Jake looks like he's a million miles away. Not to mention in the Denver game, he looks depressed as hell. I would think it should've been extremely exciting at this game last night - too bad they don't reflect that. But oh well! Maybe these were all just ill-timed shots.

Regardless:

Jake Gyllenhaal & Austin Nichols are pulling out all the stops now to show bloggers, including (if not especially)those here at OMG, that they no longer associate with each other except once a year. And I must say, judging by the last several weeks, doing a magnificent job. Come, come, everyone. Claps! Claps for the guys.

Austin's much too busy lovin' him up some wo-mens, in addition to dating & now suddenly team-blogging with Sophia Bush to save their rat-trap show, OTH, and try to lend some kind of believable credence to the idea & production of what is known as Sophin. And Jake's too busy filming, promoting, beard-recovering, padding the straight-resume by oggling women going up arena stairs for the cameras, hitting clubs, eating out, dancing under golden elephants, doing aerobics, laying out by pools, hitting farmers markets, and hitting all the fine professional athletic opportunities that L.A. has to offer, to get together with Austin but one hour a year.

Okay, we get it.

What I want to know now, is why do that photo op with Sophin at all?


What in the hell was that all about? If Austin could please address that in his twitter, that would be great.

destiny said...

Hi Hjulia!

I wasn't sure about the photos, which is why I hadn't weighed in with an opinion. I was waiting until I got home and could look at full-blown versions, and not thumbnails. But now we know.

And good to have you back PG with your spot-on analysis.

My theory about the Sophin/Jake photos? Trying to get people to come out to see POP after it was clear it was not doing well. Hoping to get the OTH fangirls and the gay fans.

prairiegirl said...

This is not a memorial service for Jaustin.

But I think Dr. Kervorkian could be on speed-dial at the ready.

lol - or is he in jail? Oh well! You know what I mean.


Just when Reeke is over and one thinks that maybe there could be a breather, the guys say "Nuh -uh, not so fast. You haven't seen nothin' yet. We've saved the best for last."

So here's my list of Life-Threatening Symptoms that Jaustin has reached the Terminal Stage. Let's review them and then I'll go over the Signs of Life.

a. Reeke

b. Congugal visit between Jake & Austin once a year. You have to admit - that would kill just about any marriage

c. Sophin. Because gee, why would Austin want to be with Jake when he has the beautiful, voluptuous, sweet Sophia at call?

d. New friends in Jake's life - Rob Look Alike Guy, Mr. Mumford, and Adam Levine. No longer seen with Austin. Oh! Except once a year.

e. **sigh** - those darn holidays & birthdays. Not even Father's Day. Austin will most likely be with his true love, Sophia down at the Gulf and Jake will be....hmm...are the Dodgers in town that day? When does the NFL start training camp? The Galaxy? Does L.A. have a professional lacrosse team? Anyone know?

f. And finally. Those darn pesky work schedules, photo ops, twitter & gossip blog verifications that have proven without a reasonable doubt that Jakey G and Austin Nichols are kaput as best buds, acquaintances, friends, f-buddies, let alone (gasp!) domestic partners.


Domestic partners. LOLLLLLL! That really seems far off base now, doesn't it?

Or so it would seem.

prairiegirl said...

Okay, now for my Signs of Life. These are the twitches that I see.

a. One gym photo op done Memorial Day weekend 2010. Hey, they apparently did sweat together. Negative factor? Austin's outfit not exactly a real turn-on. Had to hamper that one year allowed conjugal visit.


b. hmmmmmm.

c. Well.....uh......


d. it's coming to me, give me a minute


e. uh.....

f. Oh, and, and-and- uh.....oh! pfffft!! it's escaped me now


g. Wasn't there?....... oh, no wait, that was.....nope! not a good one....



h. uh.....


Alrighty then......there we go. The 2010 evidence of Jaustin.


Is there another doctor in the house?


i. Wait! I got it! Wasn't there that.....no, no, that was someone else...lol! forget it! mis-fire!

destiny said...

LOL!

prairiegirl said...

Actually, that should be the 2010 Twitches of Jaustin Life.

I am calling on all doctors on duty.

Paging all available doctors! Surgeons! And Trauma Unit doctors!

Please report to the Operating Room. We have a Code Blue on Patient Jaustin.

Paging all available doctors.



Can someone help with my Life Twitches? And no, rings are not allowed in the operating room. They are invalid surgical instruments.

This will need to be a ring-less trauma team.

destiny said...

Luckily I have my "doctors" PG, Dr. Bomer and Dr. Lambert (whooo hoo, less than a week to go until I see him in concert).

really? said...

"And Jake's too busy filming, promoting, beard-recovering, padding the straight-resume by oggling women going up arena stairs for the cameras"


you must be kidding no ? I guess the girl goes up stairs for cameras too.

prairiegirl said...

But of course, a memorial service is exactly what PR's doctor is advising. Ahhhh yes, you know it is.

Probably even the boys' doctors as well. I mean, it seems pretty self-evident. Jaustin fans get one photo op per 12 months, an old 2006 Laker photo op to frame and refer to during lean times, and unverified, undocumented, unclarified, unacknowledged pieces of jewelry in the form of some rings and about 5 inches of silver chain around Jake's neck.

What proof do we have, after all, about these rings? None, really. Could be rings retrieved from a box of Dates/Sticks/Bran/Leaves cereal that Jake got at Whole Foods and for Austin, something he got from a box of Cracker Jacks.
The chain? Could be Jake's dog tags keepsake from Jarhead.

I could be wrong......this is just some team brainstorming. Only I'm the only member at the table. This meeting has been called due to lack of interest and attendance.

May need to come up with a name for Rob Look-Alike Guy. RLAG.