Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Island Fever

They say no man is an island but he may be on one.

Have been tracking this for last couple of days. There have been 3 tweets over the last 2 days that lead to believe Jake is on Island.

The first was a tweet that got retweeted over and over:

Just passed Jake Gyllenhaal in the airport. To anyone who doesn't know, he is my #2 dream man. #babeland - jacvanek

and started to look around to see if there were any other mentions then

yesterday there was this late in the afternoon:

Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal was in Woods Hole last night at the liquor store. I wonder if he was wearing a shirt? - dohnemus

There's only few things you would be doing in Woods Hole front runners are doing scientific research, or catching the ferry to the Martha's Vineyard or Nantucket. I don't think Jake is the Science Guy.

and then finally there was this last night:
Just spotted Jake Gyllenhall w/his dog on ferry to MVY. Both very laid back :D - LifeCoachKaren

So three independent tweets him leaving LA, where the ferry is and then on the ferry so it sound pretty solid that Jake will be celebrating the Vineyard 4th. And with the homestead still up for sale so why not use it if it's still in the family.

Now, wonder if the weekend will include the Edgartown 4th of the July Parade.

It's definitely got the little hometown feel, marching bands, and fire trucks, where kids and families dress up and march along, sometimes in costumes, and others in their best red,white and blue, decorating their wagon, bikes, or trikes. And some even get more elaborate make a homemade float. And everyone throws candy to the crowds.

Two years ago Ray Allen showed up with the NBA trophy. Don't think the Lakers will this year, but Jake says his a Celtics fan too.
Who doesn't love a parade? You know for Atti. ; )



Maybe Jake will go to the Flying Horses in Oaks Bluff. It's the oldest operating platform carousel in the US.Different than typical carousels today. For one, horses have had real horsehair manes. And then it just go round and round, but not up and down. But you can try to grab for metal rings along the sidelines, hoping to snag the elusive brass one for a free ride.
You know for for Atti. ; )

And on the Vineyard you can get away the cameras.(B.R.* Before Reeke)

You know for Atti. ; )


And you can even tweet from there and no one would know you're there they can think you're anywhere.

You know for Atti. ; )


And of course farmer's market in West Tisbury.
You know for Jake.


And speaking of Jake and islands MTV got to the bottom of the Kris Allen and his island man crush.

70 comments:

Anonymous said...
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M and M said...

I love the way Kris doesn't hesitate when he's ask if it's true that he has a Man Crush on Jake. There's a guy comfortable in his own skin. Can defintiely see why he and Adam Lambert get along so well.

And, yeah, I saw that tweet about Jake and Atti on the ferry to MVY. Right on schedule. Kind of explains the big "Jake loves a woman's butt" hoopla at his last "official" public appearance in LA. That hyped, manufactured buzz should last him for, at least, one month. And, I agree, Special. Twitter is a great low-cost mechanism to create a time and date stamp as well as physical placement, without ever having to leave your bedroom. Bet Jake likes that a lot.

mope said...

^ That was so eloquent

dope said...

^ a lame stalker

Makes sense said...

You know I hadn't thought of twitter in those terms before, but it makes complete sense. I remember when tweeting was something that people had to be cautious about when it came to being too truthful. You didn't want to say, "I'm going on vacay. See everyone in 2 weeks," only to return home and see that your house had been robbed. Now, people have caught on that you can use tweeting to misrepresent where you are and what you're doing. Makes sense that someone who is trying to put themselves where they are not could use this to great advantage. A very flexible tool in that regard.

Too obvious said...

Or the MV twwets could be fake....

AUS10 said...

Hurricane alex???? Not scary. How about hurricane freddy? Or hurricane godzilla? I got it. Hurricane hayward!!!
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Who is the guy or gal that sits in a room and names hurricanes. I want that gig!!!
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Delta 737. Sardines. I think menopause has found me.
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

no sale said...

The "homestead" isn't up for sale and never has been up for sale. I can't remember the genesis of that particular rumor - did the Post pick it up from the notorious ill-informed TrackGirls or vice versa. In any event, not for sale.

legal said...

Pursuant to the divorce agreement Stephen and Naomi's properties were to be sold and the assets divided.

Big difference said...

Or the MV twwets could be fake....

The difference is we'll soon see evidence of Jake in MV whereas if Austin tweets he's here, when he's really there, they'll be no way to verify it. He's rarely photographed, except of course when he's with Sophie girl to ship his heterosexuality.

OMG LOL said...
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rich said...

Were to be sold. Wouldn't be surprised if Maggie or Jake bought it to keep it in the family and the $$$ as well.

You will see little evidence of Jake on MV, people relly don't twwet much there unlike L.A. and N.Y., etc.

Don't be too hard on poor Austy, he seems to like tweeting and following Sophia around like a dog!

Special K said...

OMG LOL

You post got deleted cause the link lit up my virus software. Just wanted to let you know.

Special K said...

If you try the link again and it doesn't maybe it was a glitch.

Special K said...

Delta 737. Sardines. I think menopause has found me.

I have such a picture in my head from this. Austin crunched in the middle seat, surround by the Pink hat ladies (you know before they become the Red Hat ones) on a trip and they have all those airplane fans going full blast and he's trying to be small and fit twisted into a pseudo yoga move and stay out of the air jets.

loser said...

Poor guy, and I mean that literally; according to Spesh, can't afford to fly business or first. How embarrassing.

Special K said...

Well if you know your 737, you know they have at most 12 seats that are first/business and then the rest are economy

Rich said...

I took that tweet as a joke like most of his tweets. I would think there would be a reference to him boarding a plane. Unless he is headed to the Gulf again with the h. Alex reference.

He could tweet he was taking a dump but out swimming in a pool. He seems bored and not too bright.

You shouldn't become obsessed with tweets SK, they are deceptive as it has been pointed out.

Special K said...

I didn't say he wasn't making it up. What I did say was that his tweet gave me a picture in my head.

Stubborn TB said...

First you make up that the home in MV was never for sale and when you're shot down with actual information, you change it into Jake or Maggie having bought it cause the Gyllenhaals are all so money-hungry. If you can't get a shot in at TBers, it has to be a shot against the Gyllenhaals or Austin.

You truly are a piece of work, Jack.
But I almost have to admire you. Boldly going from one lie to the next. No pause, no scruples, no self-reflection, no need to ever double check or back up anything. Must be a relaxing way to live.

no sale said...

Stubborn, I'm not Jack, but it is true that the Island homestead has never been up for sale post parental divorce. Why would someone lie about that?

Stubborn TB said...

Stubborn, I'm not Jack, but it is true that the Island homestead has never been up for sale post parental divorce. Why would someone lie about that?

So, TMZ was lying when they said that all assets were to be sold and divided? And the other real estate blog was also lying when they said it way back before the divorce even became official?

These are pretty much the only two sources we have on this. So where exactly would you be getting anything different from?

And frankly, you sound exactly like Jack with your fake "I know more than you and the rest of the internet cause I'm a total insider" stuff. But maybe you just have that with him in common.

destiny said...

That's a pretty good picture Special. I couldn't figure out what in the heck he was talking about, but the sardines referring to the 737 makes sense.

IDK said...

I'd like to think Jake and Maggie still have the house. :) Do we know that it is still up for sale? I don't think TMZ is an infallible source.

no sale said...

Stubborn, real estate transactions are a matter of public record. It's really not difficult to find chain of ownership/deed information. Why are you so upset about the fact that the Island house wasn't sold and remains in the family? What an irrational overreaction.

IDK said...

A summer home that I grew up in would have so much meaning, I'd be crushed to have to sell it, and I'd try to hang onto it if possible. I'm sure if both parties to the sale were agreeable, something could be worked out. ;)

public records said...

Naomi is the current owner of the house. Stephen no longer has shared ownership of it. It's public record.

Stubborn TB said...

Stubborn, real estate transactions are a matter of public record. It's really not difficult to find chain of ownership/deed information. Why are you so upset about the fact that the Island house wasn't sold and remains in the family? What an irrational overreaction.

So, because you personally didn't find anything, it can't have been up for sale?

I'm happy for the Gyllenhaals if the home is still in their posession, cause they obviously like going there for vacation.
But that isn't even the point here, the point is that no matter what a TB says, someone will immediately jump in just to say the opposite.

Although maybe you meant from the beginning that the house wasn't sold (what you're saying now) and not that is has never been up for sale (what you said at first).
Which would be exactly what Special is saying in her post, so it makes no sense to "correct" her.

IDK said...

Naomi is the current owner of the house. Stephen no longer has shared ownership of it. It's public record.

Hooray! Glad to hear it. It must be so beautiful. I have absolutely no idea where it is (and don't want to know!), but I like the thought of the family speinding their summers there, and it's nice and private and people tend to leave the famous alone. :)

no sale said...

Who knows if they ever floated the idea of selling it in all the years they've owned it. I don't know that info and neither does Special. The fact remain, the house is not on the open market and currently it's still in the family.

You really hate it when someone other than you is able to dig up this information, don't you.

Aha said...

Twitter is a great low-cost mechanism to create a time and date stamp as well as physical placement

Twitter has an automated GPS feature where it shows the physical location of the tweeter. Every time you sign in you get this message: New! Add a location to your tweets. Turn it on or No thanks. Who wants to bet Austin and Sophia chose "No thanks" for their answer so no one can see exactly where they're tweeting from?!

Stubborn TB said...

Who knows if they ever floated the idea of selling it in all the years they've owned it. I don't know that info and neither does Special. The fact remain, the house is not on the open market and currently it's still in the family.

You really hate it when someone other than you is able to dig up this information, don't you.


Actually, I don't really care. As I said, I'm happy for them if it still belongs to them, but it's not that terribly important to me to know EVERYTHING about the older Gyllenhaal/Foners private lifes.

And posting "it's not up for sale, I know this" is not digging up information. That's just stating something without backing it up. You could have just done what public records did instead of posting just to say that Special is wrong without any other explanation. Especially if your later comments pretty much end with you agreeing with Special.

One is sharing information, the other is unnecessarily challenging someone.

no sale said...

Yep, just as I thought. Totally bugs you. Transparent overexplanation thy name is StubbornTB.

registered dietitian said...

Delta 737. Sardines. I think menopause has found me.

LOL I took it to mean he was on a plane eating sardines because they have Omega-7's that help ward off hot flashes and calcium-deficient bones.

Drama, Drama, Drama said...

People here are dramatic...

I wonder where Austin is going...back to NOLA to see how the hurricane affects it?

Charlie Tuna said...

I think you mean Omega-3's, dear. Back to Remedial Nutrition 101 for you! ;)

Stubborn TB said...

Yep, just as I thought. Totally bugs you. Transparent overexplanation thy name is StubbornTB.

Yeah, saying that I don't care to know everything about Naomi and Stephen is totally over-explaining. You caught me, I will now continue reading my hourly google alerts for "Naomi Foner" and "Stephen Gyllenhaal". Maybe obsessively cruise Naomis facebook some more.

Special K said...

At one point the properties were to be sold and divided as someone said per the terms of the divorce filed. NOW if they worked out an agreement after their divorce was filed that one or the other would maintain ownership that is a different matter and would have been privately. And that's what it is private.

Special K said...

Austin's tweet reminded me of something else. One night at a Sox game, the national anthem was sung by the cast of Menopause the Musical. Yup you heard it right The Musical. During the whole game we were would think what songs would be in the musical. Came up with Heat Wave, Flash, and Getting Hot in here.

IDK said...

I wonder if the babies Tile will be coming to the Vineyard too?

logic said...

by their non existence I don't think.

more logic said...

atticus is enough.

Special K said...

Looking at the timing of Austin tweets, it's interesting.

He tweeted roughly 9 hours ago so that put it sometime after 9am EST and before 10, and then accounting for the time difference - Pacific time - it was after 6am.

Now if his pants aren't on fire (hey there's a reason for a hot flash) and he's telling that's a wicked early flight to fly anywhere. Why fly so early? Maybe to fly across the US? It would give time to make connections too and a ferry? perhaps.

If the boy, who lies like a pro, is telling the truth, it's even funnier to image the bedheaded fella at 6 am, trapped in a tiny airplane seat surrounded by ladies of a certain age.

Now if he's already somewhere east, it was 9ish and he has tended to tweet around that time.

Just some thoughts.

bp said...

Austin's tweets:

RT @UTAFoundation: #Hurricane Alex pushes oil onto beaches- see pix: http://bit.ly/dmwbk2 @Redcross preparing for disaster http://bit.ly ... about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Hurricane alex???? Not scary. How about hurricane freddy? Or hurricane godzilla? I got it. Hurricane hayward!!! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Sophia's tweets
RT @IBRRC: Sea Turtles in Gulf #OilSpill: Not forgetting terrible toll: 583 found dead, 147 captured alive, 3 released: Report: http://b ... about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry

RT @iansomerhalder: the future is Green and bright not black and toxic. Why can't we work with oil companies to spend $ money to find al ... about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry

selective memory said...

Austin's other tweets.

Who is the guy or gal that sits in a room and names hurricanes. I want that gig!!! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Delta 737. Sardines. I think menopause has found me. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Jersey Tom said...

God I love tennis especially Wimbleton. Rafa is hot! Woooooooooooooo!

The Cars said...

Maybe it's Austin's way of saying he's stuck on a flight with his Best Gal's Mom. ;)

Billy Idol said...

Came up with Heat Wave, Flash, and Getting Hot in here.

Hot in the City, Shock to the System, Catch My Fall, Don't You Forget About Me!

Just Jared said...

The JJ post on Sophin has jumped to over 40 comments. Someone posting as Chad Michael Murray kept making digs at Sophia, and Jared jumped in to defend her.

JJ

m said...

Pretty sure that I read that the MV house had to be sold too. Didn't Steven do a rant about how broke they were and that they had to sell. Jake is more likely staying with Chris, not the old family homestead.

m said...

It's been a long time since I saw that picture of Jake and Austin on the patio with a crowd photoshopped around them. I forgot just how bad a job they did on that one. Oh to have been a fly on the wall that day.

SOP said...

Didn't Steven do a rant about how broke they were and that they had to sell.

LOL you don't know much about divorce do you (btw it's a good thing; consider yourself lucky!). Each side crying broke and poor and practically destitute and homeless and saying everything will have to be sold to pay off debts is Standard Operating Procedure.

'shopped said...

It's been a long time since I saw that picture of Jake and Austin on the patio with a crowd photoshopped around them

Why do people think it is photoshopped? If it was released by PR after having been 'shopped, why wouldn't they just NOT release it, rather than wasting time and money altering the picture to hide something??

Sorry your theory doesn't make sense.

optics said...

Why do people think it is photoshopped?

IMO the problem is they see the pic and forget that it wasn't taken with today's equipment or technology. People are so used to seeing clear, dimensional pics. That pic was taken from extremely far away with a very long lens and it was taken with high speed film - old fashioned film, not digital. The film also may have been "pushed" during the development process. So what they see is a grainy, space-compressed, very flat image that makes the people not proportional to their positions in relation to each other, and they get the impression that the pic was photoshopped because it looks so off. It wasn't.

h said...

'shopped and optics - I suggest having another look at that picture and then going back in the OMG archives to read the long discussion we had about it, because it is definitely photoshopped!

I have no idea why PR or whoever would choose to release the picture after they did such a bad job of photoshopping it, but Jake's PR do seem to have made a lot of very bad decisions in the last 3 or 4 years(Reeke!).

qwerty said...

OMG has become a place where the most paranoid and outright delusional comments and theories are given credence and regurgitated on an endless loop, until they become treated as unarguable facts.

Special K said...

Being have talked about that picture being shopped since it was released 4 years ago and before OMG began. It didn't just happen know. And after pictures of Jake and Austin and Sophia on the beach (aka Magical Shoes, and even more so the pictures of Austin and Sophia sitting at the dock) came out early in 2006, it is obvious that pictures get 'shopped.

'shopped said...

Why do you think it is shopped. Which particular parts. I can't see anything strange

Special K said...

There's an hand on the railing that can't doesn't fit with the two guys sitting on the railing. And look to the left of Jake's head? Big blank spot then look along Jake's neck and you see a weird shadow. Now look right behind Jake at the guy there, and along the top of his head/hair, that's 'shopped.(too smoothed)It's as if they moved the man's head from the left of Jake to behind Jake. And look at the background in left of the screen compared to the right. It's blurred, slightly scrubbed like you can do with photoshop.

N said...

Jake is more likely staying with Chris, not the old family homestead.

The all-knowing M. How do you know this? Why would where Jake is staying be cause for argument? I know - it must mean something big if Jake is out on the Vineyard. Maybe no way to account for the BT(s) and one of the Daddy-Os, so we are waiting with bated breath.

Maybe it was sold, maybe it wasn't. Maybe it was sold for $1. It's going to be a matter of public record anyway. But I agree, As far as agreements, it's a little hypocritical to be speculating on the spoils of someone's divorce (a private matter no matter what gossip sites report it) on where Jake might be, and then to call for privacy when people speculate further on it. The entire thing is private, so why discuss it in the first place? Some of you have your own, convoluted logic.

Slash Lunch said...

^^Staying with Chris corresponds more with M's slash fantasies anyway. :)

^^ said...

Everyone blow a big kiss to the 8:30 trolly

hot air said...

gasbags are still making up stories about fake photos

Kindergarten said...

So childish, 8:41. That's when we know you don't have a comeback. Anyway, I can't wait to see what happens, if anything.

^^ said...

LOL Why does one need a "comeback" to an irrelevant post.

m said...
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whatever you want said...

Ted no doubt will please you m, you are his most "attached" TT fairy tale reader.

AUS10 said...

People!!! This is not a real haircut. This is a joke!!!
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

IMG00192.jpg http://twitpic.com/21hlxc
about 1 hour ago via Twitpic

m said...

Special, that 9:30 AM comment is not me. Check to see what state it came from. At least they figured out not to make comments until a reasonable PST frame.

Re the picture on the deck, part of a ladies dress is about 3 feet away from her. That was a dead give away.

Leaving for work now so any more m comments will not be me until this evening.

Special K said...

Will check on it M. Thanks for letting me know. Oh yeah and the dress!