Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Twitter Tease Top Ten

With Nakey Jakey on the set of Everest you know that Texas Tweeter was tempted to tweet something.

The Top Ten Things Austin might have been tempted to tweet:

10. Yup He's a handful.

9. That pan wouldn't be the only thing getting banged if I were there.

8. I said "Get naked and rock your..." not "Get naked on rocks"

7. Would have gone with a striped "sock" over basic black.

6. I don't like everything Big Ass

5. Damnit! the paps spoiled my birthday breakfast surprise, didn't they

4. That "Come and Get it" better be just for me.

3. #HotJesus needed 2 loaves and 5 fishes #NakedJake just needs a ladle and a pan.

2. I'm one that gets to butter those biscuits.

and the #1 thing Austin might have been tempted to tweet

They better not be Egg Benedicts - I'm the only one that gets the Hollandaise


Towleroad said...

Game of Thrones' Actor Kristian Nairn Comes Out: 'The Gay Community' is 'MY Community'

Kristian Nairn, who plays Hodor on Game of Thrones, came out of the closet publicly in an interview at Winter is Coming.

Nairn was asked about his big following in the gay community, specifically the Bear community.

Said Nairn:

Well, in all honesty, when you talk about “the gay community,” you are talking about MY community, haha. I AM aware of it yeah, and I think it’s really lovely. There’s not a day that I don’t get a few messages, but 99% or more are super sweet and nothing smutty at all! Again, it’s a privilege, and I really mean that. I’ve never hidden my sexuality from anyone, my whole life in fact, and I’ve been waiting for someone to ask about it in an interview, cos it’s not something you just blurt out. I’ve tried to lead the questions a few times, to no avail!

prairiegirl said...

That's a great way to come out. I don't know who that guy is but great for him!

prairiegirl said...

Special, can I just repost each one of your top ten's and laugh after each one?

That was classic. LOL!! I would have loved to see what Austin would have tweeted.

I'm just not sure that there was a whole lot of laughing going on in the Gyllynichols household and phone waves last night and this morning over this deal.

It was very interesting to watch this go down in real time yesterday and then this morning. Difficult to tell what happened but something didn't go right.

It's one thing to be nude in a movie and filmed in a controlled environment. The actor gets the comfort and relief of the editing room where all the best angles are used and a lot may be left on the cutting room floor.

But these pictures were not like that. There were a ton of them and there was no editing room. I don't care who you are; no one with any amount of modesty would want all of these pictures released worldwide in such abundance and without prior approval to pull the ones you didn't want out there.

So the big question is who would have gotten ahold of these pictures and released them? I've never seen pictures of Jake go so viral like that before. Those things were everywhere and Facebook was filled this morning with reactions.

JakeWorld is just bizarro at times, isn't it? Never a dull moment, or at least never for long.

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9:55 AM

Special K said...

Thanks PG. I had fun with this Top Ten list.

prairiegirl said...

Each time I look at that tweet, more and more it does not sound or look like Austin.

It sounds like a marketing person.

Whether it's because Austin is preoccupied right now or he has to be dragged kicking and screaming to his Twitter to do something with it, that was a poor, effortless attempt to make it look like he's "around".