Thursday, January 29, 2009

Damn the Dwarfs!


You know - its all this bad Disney influence, spend some time at Disney and just fall into that wrong crowd. You've seen it before.

Dwarfs? Dwarfs! -- oh they look cute and harmless but you know they're nothing but trouble. Look what they've done.

First it was hiking in the woods


Then the clothes changed


Then the hat came

See what happens when you hang with a bunch of guys woods. You'd think Disney would know better. I mean Happy is good, Bashful totally harmless, and Dopey come on - but Sleepy and Sneezy you know they got a rep, and Grumpy well you see how that works, and Doc ... no comment.

Jake might do much better hanging out with Peter Pan and the Lost Boys for his stay in Disneyland, you know Tinkerbelle could really keep him in line.




Gotta say this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the newest video.Maybe Jake needs a sticker more than cupcakes.



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77 comments:

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with those who mention Jake's body posture as a sign that something is wrong. Defensive postures for sure. Even at the Globes, he was robotic and unsure of himself. Ted jumped on this court thing awfully fast and right after the Austin comments about his living out his role. The last thing Jake needs with all the pressure he is facing is troubles with Austin. At some point the kettle is going to blow.

Anonymous said...

. . . unless you subscribe to the neanderthal, beat my chest because I'm a man shcool of thought.

I don't subscribe to it, my subscription ran out on a man like that and I never renewed it, thankfully. All I am saying is that it exists. There is no excuse for it, and it ain't pretty, but it does exists, and NYC hasn't cornered the market on it, it happens all over. People don't behave perfectly all the time. All I meant is that it's a young tough, street corner kind of thing, coarse but harmless, and probably he regrets his behaviour today.

Anonymous said...

Bitch-Back! Duchovny Stirs, Toothy Perplexes

Dear Ted:
So let me get this straight: Kevin Spacey would go for a Toothy Tile or Milk kind of script, but Toothy Tile himself would pass on ever starring in a film where the issue of homosexuality would be heavily addressed? Just wondering.
—B

Dear Homo Hunting:
You bet. Toothy is so far back in his closet now he's not doing anything that would bring attention to him like that. This was surely not always the case with Toothy, however.

Anonymous said...

You forgot about Sleazy. ;)

Anonymous said...

PG, Destiny, flf, smiley; ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTA.

Why people defend Jake's unwarranteed aggression and then hate on the paps, thats real bad too IMO. Hypocrites with mob mentality, thats the worst kind.

I don't know what to say about Jake anymore.

destiny said...

ITA, spitting on the street while hanging with your buds, or spitting out juice from your chewing tobacco the way baseball players, while gross and unsanitary, is not the same thing as spitting on someone else because you're mad.

Needless to say, Ted's reference to it not always being the case is a reference to BBM.

We know Reese is the evil queen, so who is Snow White?

Anonymous said...

P.R. = Pinocchio Revisited

Anonymous said...

Snow White = Girl BT

Anonymous said...

Humbert the Huntsman = public records

Anonymous said...

Dopey is the only dwarf that does not have a beard. He never speaks.

Anonymous said...

Snow White is Jake. Dwarves are elements of himself, as they are for SW in the fairy tale.

Evil Queen? - dont get caught in gender identity.

Anonymous said...

Dopey is the only dwarf that does not have a beard.

Very cute! :)

I realize it isn't the same thing (exactly), but it's in the same sort of category, similar male posturing, aggressive. I'm not excusing it. I haven't been able to see the vids because of computer problems, but I didn't think he spit on someone? I thought it was on the street. Just make an observation and opinion, I'm not stating facts. But since when have the paps become pure in motive?

Anonymous said...

"Why people defend Jake's unwarranteed aggression and then hate on the paps, thats real bad too IMO. Hypocrites with mob mentality, thats the worst kind."

Nobody defend Jake , It's was a bad behaviour.
I am just not going to cry for the poor pap and still think Jake isn't a criminal!

Anonymous said...

Awright, Snow, I admit it - I make a few extra bucks on the side as a paparazzi. ;)

Anonymous said...

Let's knock down those steroids a bit shall we?

prairiegirl said...
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Anonymous said...

Doc, when are my balls gonna grow back?

Anonymous said...

LOL at Shrinky, Doc, Sleasy and so forth. In case you need encouragement, which I doubt.

Anonymous said...

Saw on WDW, someone said after Jake spit-kick the paps might get tough on him. And you know what I hope they do. AFAIK theres no vids asking him about TT/BT getting his reaction. maybe now there will be. Maybe now the paps will really hunt him down and find out about BT.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone see the Jake Spit ep on TMX TV last night?

Anonymous said...

"AFAIK theres no vids asking him about TT/BT getting his reaction. maybe now there will be. Maybe now the paps will really hunt him down and find out about BT."

I thought paps was called !

Anonymous said...

Don't play stupid 1:51 PM, go back to GB.

Anonymous said...

I was disgusted when I saw that, and any respect I had for Jake as a person was gone after that. You do not spit on people. I don't care if it was at the guy's feet or whatever. You just don't do it.

Jake Gyllenhaal Has Anger Problem

Anonymous said...

Jake is supposed to be in Santa Barbara tomorrow for a Fincher movie thing. Whatever..not sure if I care anymore. Hope someone spits on Jake.

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal Has An Anger Problem

I know that I make fun of Jake to some extent. OK, well, I make fun of him a lot. I can honestly say much of that is probably colored by the fact that I have never been a really big fan of his. He just kind of rubs me the wrong way. I have liked some of his roles but I don't go see a movie just because he is in it.

Last night, I was watching TMZ videos. OK, let me stop right there. I often think TMZ video guys, or whoever they are buying the videos from ask the most stupid questions and often do whatever they can to provoke a celebrity into reacting a certain way. I got that. I understand that. You and I have no idea what happened before the camera was turned on or the point where we start watching.

That being said, click here, to see a video of Jake coming back from lunch to continue his jury duty service. Jake was not a friendly guy. And, if he did kick the guy, he did commit battery while being on a jury for a guy accused of battery. You have to love that. I actually think this was the entire clip and all the guy did was try and catch up with Jake to get a comment.

So, then after court, an entirely different cameraman than the one from lunch follows Jake and asks him a question and Jake spits at the guy. I mean wtf kind of behavior is that? I was disgusted when I saw that, and any respect I had for Jake as a person was gone after that. You do not spit on people. I don't care if it was at the guy's feet or whatever. You just don't do it. Click here to see that video.

Anonymous said...

Funny-sad how Reeke went from spinning tiny Tea Cups to Mr Toads Wild Ride to hell.

Anonymous said...

Jake is a bad boy now! lol
and Ent lawyer is melodramatic.

Anonymous said...

Woah! Yesterday Matt Mconahey was papped shopping by TMZ. You should see the vid. Crowd of paps, he kept his cool, politely asked them to not pap him and Camilla thru the store windows and said they could pap them after they leave the store. One pap asked if Matt was going to propose soon and Matt answered "not to you" LOL. He opened the door to the store for Camilla and let her go in first. He held open the car door for her too. And then on the other side of cool theres Jake spitting and kicking at one pap at the courthouse.

Anonymous said...

Goofy, please return to BabbleLand immediately.

Anonymous said...

One commenter at Defamer described confrontation as "Sissy-Mary" fight. (tee-hee).

Anonymous said...

So here is Ted pointing to Jake as Toothy again by mentioning that avoiding a gay role/actions was not previously the case. Ted keeps clicking those tumblers into place.

Anonymous said...

Be interesting to see if Jake/Reeke shows up at Santa Barbra Film Festival and if he does what he/Reeke/fans will be like etc.

Anonymous said...

Cocky? What about? Jake will be just one of the guests.

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Anonymous said...

"Cocky? What about? Jake will be just one of the guests."

Sheesh, Jake doesn't have to have a movie or get/give an award to have contact with paps, fans, press. Like I said it will be interesting what his attitude will be, if he decides to show up. My guess it will be chummy Reeke, so the spit and kick episode can be blamed on a reaction to a lovers quarrell and *of course* they made up. Aww.

Anonymous said...

RDJ was right , Jake is Wet Dark
and Wild

prairiegirl said...

Hey Jayna!!!! long time, no see. Good to see you.

heavy sigh. Isn't this something. I think Jake may come to regret his actions yesterday. Paps are indeed liable to pester him more now. See if they can get a rise out of him. Paps are known for that. He stayed on their good side all this time by treating them pretty nice, seems to me. Now? I'm sure word gets around pretty quickly on a "pap grapevine", lol.

Gotta go walk now!!

Anonymous said...

Whats sad/funny about Jake's kick-spit is: #1 DCF Eyelashes no one said anything about it #2 WDW some discussion but not a lot #3 IHJ hardly anything. #4 Babble, nothing.

Those 4 sites are tombs today. No one is posting anything about kick-spit, Reese, his movies, or other things. Is it fan disgust? Or spit-kick posts are being deleted by moderators/site owners? Maybe if no one can say anything good they aren't saying anything at all? Is Jake alienating his fans? Looks like it.

Anonymous said...

*waits for live news coverage of the LAPD chasing a gray Camry on a Southern California freeway*

Anonymous said...

Just went over to WFT2 for the 1st time to check it out. Jeezus, 1001 anons arguing saying "see my post above, you didn't get my point". Wtf? Whos who? Whos answering who? Could be 100 people or 3 posting over and over. Pretty lame. Btw they sure quote OMG a lot, saw my post quoted. Guess they can't do research on their own.

Anonymous said...

(heavy sigh. Isn't this something. I think Jake may come to regret his actions yesterday. Paps are indeed liable to pester him more now. See if they can get a rise out of him. Paps are known for that. He stayed on their good side all this time by treating them pretty nice, seems to me. Now? I'm sure word gets around pretty quickly on a "pap grapevine", lol.)

Somehow I think you are waiting on a trainwreck so that you can say "I saw it". The interesting thing is that fans can't see that they are not fans. It's ok we are who we are. Fans who continully go out of their way for the negative and in one's life. Some how I think this makes some of the new poster happy, you also PG, while all along wishing someone negative fate. If there is no good in the fans celebrity idol life, why the interest? A train wreck.

Anonymous said...

Whos who? Whos answering who?

Anonymous posters, just like you.

Anonymous said...

The interesting thing is that fans can't see that they are not fans.

We are not interested in being fangirls. Too bad you can't get it.

Anonymous said...

The Babblers have to come over here to talk about Meltdown Jake!

Anonymous said...

Well SillyF, how about fanboy? Does this suit you well? I guess you are one of Jake's fans who are not taking no shit from him huh. Beard on you will he. I'll show him and tell him like it is.

Anonymous said...

So, just to be clear here -

Jake+Reese+kids in public park = OK

Jake+Reese+kids at Seaworld in SF = OK

Jake+Reese+kids in Paris park = OK

Jake+Reese buying coffe/shopping 1,985 times = OK

Jake+Reese sightseeing in Rome = OK

Jake+Reese at the Lakers game = OK

Jake+Reese on a closed movie set on another continent = OK

Jake+Reese eating in restaurants = OK

Jake+Reese+Mom shopping in Farmer's Market = OK

Jake+Reese visiting out of the way places, areas where paps are not known to frequent = OK

BUT...

Jake walking into public building through a public door from a public street = Invasion of privacy.

This logic is even f'ed up for HW.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous: You don't get my point! See my post above! Guess which one! Its 1 of 197 anonymous posts! Be a mindreader!

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't be surprised if those trying to shut down WFT2 and OMG are targeting one site at a time to make it unpleasant to visit. Doing both at the same time would be obvious.

I can't imagine that Disney is happy about the latest spitting, kicking bit. Is POP supposed to be G or PG13? Not the best image for the star if its going to be G rated.

Anonymous said...

Guess which one! Its 1 of 197 anonymous posts! Be a mindreader!

Just reader, "see my post above" was used 2 times.

prairiegirl said...

What said, first off, if I could introduce myself - don't think I've met you. And if I could ask, can you call me prairie girl, not pg as I don't believe we know each other.

You know, I'm not going to spend time & bore everybody else explaining myself to you. Unless you can say that you've seen all my posts since last April 08 (that's when I officially registered on Blogger & made my first comment here, I would say you're making a pretty uneducated comment. Don't even.

Now, I was just going to come on here tonight after having gotten home from walking to say something in regards to my theory this morning about Jake possibly acting out of a sense of protection. Like I said, I was walking tonight and, of course, here comes DFord. I was running about 1/2 hr late tonight, so he hit the timing as I was approaching the last leg of my walk. Just when I was thinking I had either missed him or he wasn't coming at all today. Then what happens. As I've reached my car, he came around again. Now, I can fully identify defensiveness & sense of protecting because I am doing the very same thing right now. I'm hiding at my park, I'm paranoid, I'm parking my car in a different spot where he can't drive up alongside it. So how crazy is that? Out of norm behavior on my part because I feel threatened, that's why.

If this sudden, abrupt behavior towards the paps on Jake's part is due to a similar type situation, however not on behalf of himself but on behalf of a baby (s). Remember when him & Reese were rifling through the pictures on that camera not too long ago? Could be a pap (s) might be trying to get too close? I don't know. Just kind of occurred to me while I was walking tonight and I felt hacked that DFord was out there again, just like last night. But I also identified how one could feel protective. Could be a really farfetched idea, but just thought I would throw it out there.

Anonymous said...

Being an adult is one part the freedom to make your own decisions, the other is maturity to accept the consequences your descions have wrought.

When one plays with fire, pulling back a charred stump is inevitable.

Jake used the paps and tabloids for personal gain, to promote Reeke, to squelch "the Gay." And now he's angry at their intrusion.

Try as I might, there's no sympathy for him at the moment.

Florida Tom said...

Hard to tell if Jake is just a angry unhappy man or this is just another macho man stunt. Lots of celebs go off on paps though so maybe Jake just wasnt in the mood.
He should be happy the paps are still interested in taking his picture though. What the hell has he done career wise lately to warrant anyone to care.

Jake could be a happy smiling NPH but he choose reeke.

Anonymous said...

Walking out of public building through a public door to a public sidewalk = Invasion of privacy.

One (1) pap with camera = mob.

Two (2) feet distance = trespassing.

Question about $15/day $0.34 mile jury duty pay = harassment.

Special K said...

Interesting thought PG. And I can see that. And hey thanks for thinking of me this morning.

There is so much going on Jake's life that is not known. The one thing about being in London was that he had a buffer from things, like what was happening with his parents, now that he's back that buffer is gone and am sure that he finds himself sometimes in positions he doesn't want to be in. I think it is times like this is when he wants Austin there, but right now that's not possible, so that adds more to the pile.

Anonymous said...

He should be happy the paps are still interested in taking his picture though. What the hell has he done career wise lately to warrant anyone to care.

My thoughts exactly, Tom. Applies to Reese too.

Anonymous said...

"If this sudden, abrupt behavior towards the paps on Jake's part is due to a similar type situation, however not on behalf of himself but on behalf of a baby (s)."

Agreed PG, but like "could see it coming" said

"Being an adult is one part the freedom to make your own decisions, the other is maturity to accept the consequences your descions have wrought."

^^ IF theres a BT he/Austin/they should have figured out you can't hide a relationship/baby forever.

My theory is Jake is pissed becuase
he just found out those octuplets born in LA are the BTs! He has to do at least 3 more PoP movies to pay for college. He'll never get rid of those fucking hair extensions!

prairiegirl said...

m, I was thinking the same thing tonight. Should he have anymore similar type incidents, uh, Disney might be making a lil' phone call. And this isn't nearly on the same type scale, but when Miley Cyrus had her Vanity Fair photo shoot and all the uproar over that, boy, it was like night and day, her public behavior for awhile after that. Don't tell me Disney didn't have a talk with her & her family.

Boy, interesting how scoffers are on fullblown attack. Hmmm.
They've been heavy on WFT2 the last couple of days. Now, on to OMG, I guess.

Hey Speciallll!! Yeah, you're right. He had alot of open air freedom in London, probably. And he seems awfully isolated right now. I could understand the fight or flight response. But man, spitting is just not the way to handle it. That was just a real overreaction.

prairiegirl said...

Chris, Lolllll!

Anonymous said...

Ted's reply to the latest letter -

Isn't the first two words in his answer - you bet - as blaringly obvious a point to BBM and Jake as Ted has ever printed?

What moron, or so called Jake fan, could miss, or misinterpret, that?

Anonymous said...

PG can you imagine Jaustin with 8 babies?! Try hiding those! LOL

"I could understand the fight or flight response."

ITA PG. When you feel threatened you get "fight or flight". In the vids there was little or nothing that say "threat" . I disagree with people who say the pap was too close to him, thats bs. so theres something else going on IMO. I saw it few weeks ago in the Buffallo Club vid where he screeched out of the parking lot without regard to the paps. Knew something was wrong there.


Whats dangerous is not the spitting or kicking, its when he's driving. If he has problems right now and his response is to act out in anger, he better get a driver, a cab or stay at home before he hurts or kills someone or himself.

Florida Tom said...

I cant wait to see what Ted has planned for his BI this week. I would not be surprised if he spills the beans on GG. Can't wait to see. Austin is the mystery man in the TT saga. I wanna know more about him and to bring him front stage. It could be an awesome Austin Friday:-)

Anonymous said...

JakeKick vid is on YouTube LOL. I wonder if IHJ will add it to their collection.

prairiegirl said...

IA, Chris. That's just it. There was not a mob of paps surrounding him outside the courthouse. There hasn't been a "mob" following his every move, not like Britney. And I wasn't hearing an onslaught of highly personal, abusive or rude questions directed at him. In both the "kicking" and the "spitting" vids (lol, I can't believe I'm calling them that), the guy was just saying his name and barely beginning to talk, if I recall right. Especially the spitting vid. That camera was following Jake, not moving towards him.

I'm just trying to figure out where people are coming from in saying in this particular instance, that this pap deserved being spit on.

His eyes in a couple of those Buffalo Club pictures were frightening. It's kind of like what Destiny was talking about earlier. Things can quickly get out of control before you know it. Heck, you all have witnessed I can lose my cool and spout off. And boy, do I feel ridiculous afterwards. So I can understand if he's got stuff going on and he feels either frustrated, trapped, or whatever it is.

But small signs of aggression can get out of hand real quick. Seems more like signs of a simmering pot. Hopefully, maybe today some people have talked to him and he can sit back & say yeah, maybe need to take a little self-imposed sabbatical. Just like Prairie Girl does, lol.

Anonymous said...

Hey!

Someone nicked my comment! Posted it over on Just Jared! And without any mention of me or OMG!

That sucks!

Anonymous said...

I noticed the Youtube kickvid has the ABC TV icon gif in the corner! So it was on the News?! And Disney and ABC are owned by the same company. Jake's gonna be lickin some boots tonight.. or whatever TPTB tell him to lick/suck up to.

"rules of the game" sorry hear about that. Guess nothings sacrad on the internet.

prairiegirl said...

Special!!! Destinyyy!! Somebody!! lol

Hey, guess what??!! I am so excited!!! I got into the chatroom!! I typed my username in correctly this time & then my password and it took my comment!!

Guys, sometime we have got to try again! I'm ready this time!!

I am so excited. What a silly breakthrough.

Anonymous said...

JakeKick vid is on YouTube LOL. I wonder if IHJ will add it to their collection.

That made me laugh out loud! :D

Anonymous said...

There is so much going on Jake's life that is not known.

And there is so much going on in our lives that is also not known. Fortunately, there are no cameras recording our trespasses. Otherwise, it would be so much fun playing the "let's judge each other" game. Of course, I will not buy the but-Jake-is-a-public-figure excuse. Rules of decorum and civility are applicable to one and all.

destiny said...

Darn PG, my gf was on the computer earlier. Maybe tomorrow?

That's rotten Rules of the Game, they should have attributed it rather than just stealing it. It's a great post too; I got a really good laugh out of it.

Anonymous said...

In grade school when someone kicks you and runs away that means they love you!

jakey loves the pap!!!!
jakeys gonna marry the pap!!!!
jakey loves the pap!!!!
jakeys gonna marry the pap!!!!
jakey loves the pap!!!!
jakeys gonna marry the pap!!!!

Anonymous said...

Fortunately, there are no cameras recording our trespasses.

OT Rattler at Christmas while our 88 year old sweet Gramma was taking nap some how we started xchanging stories about accidentelly cussing in front of her. My little brother said 1 time couple years ago he was driving her somewhere and another driver went into his lane. He forgort Gramma was in the car, and he yelled out the window "Hey you motherf*cker!" and gave the guy the finger. Then he remembered.. (LOL)..he looked over to her and she said "Yeah that sonofabitch almost hit you"

Its a good thing no ones recording Gramma LOL.

Anonymous said...

Its a good thing no ones recording Gramma LOL.

That's a funny story (thank you for sharing), Chris. Your Gramma is a cool lady.
Okay, I will admit: I laughed at humor at the expense of a vertically challenged actor while watching In Bruges. Then died of guilt.
It's a good thing no one's recording Rattler.

destiny said...

The song today is really beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I love this site. I completely missed the "you bet" in Ted's toothy mention. Glad someone caught it.

Not much else to add except that Jake's behaviour on its own is not the big deal, its the contrast from his prior demeanor that makes it a warning sign. And as has been said, this is now becoming a trend, not a one shot event.

Anonymous said...

If pap questions like "how's jury duty" sets Jake off, holey crap what would he do if the pap yelled "Hey Toothy did you get your cavity drilled this morning? Is it true Reese cut off your balls as part of the bearding contract?? By the way how's that showmance working out for you?? Congrats to you and Austin on your new baby girl!!"

Anonymous said...

"If pap questions like "how's jury duty" sets Jake off, holey crap what would he do if the pap yelled "Hey Toothy did you get your cavity drilled this morning? Is it true Reese cut off your balls as part of the bearding contract?? By the way how's that showmance working out for you?? Congrats to you and Austin on your new baby girl!!"

Nah!!! no way
We don't work for " messiah Teddy"
Don't insult us!

Anonymous said...

My post was about what Jake's reaction would be what would he do - it wasn't about telling a pap what to ask. Get over yourself and go back to Babble.