Monday, January 5, 2009

Yes......

One Tree Hill is all new tonight! And Lucas who, while still in LA, discovers that Julian has been keeping another secret regarding the movie and .... oh... oh.. the other thing.


It happened.

Some will be outraged.

Some will say this is the end for them.

Some will say this makes it real to them.

But

Some will say it's business.

Some will say that hands were full again.

Some will say that eyes more on the ball.

Some will say unicorns roam the court.


Some call her tiny but CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg calls her Ginormica
(DreamsWorks SKG Animation's Monster vs. Alien opens March 27th in a theater near you)


Speaking of ankle biters:


A moment of Zen:





Here's to finding your peace in whatever you decide.

121 comments:

Meg said...

Nice philosophical approach Special, best way to look at these thinks.

The Austin quartet is lovely, and the ankle analysis is very interesting as well.

Special K said...

Wise words very recently discovered, love the sentiment.

A lot of times we focus on the wrong things for the wrong reasons.

So in the end its all about our thoughts , feelings and deeds.

Be grateful, positive and take a deep breathe and get out there and live your life.

Watch this Jake said...

Whats telling to me is why Reeke both have to wear watches. 1. with cell phones who needs a watch 2. a couple who needs to know the time, (babysitter, doing dinner together etc) usually only one of them wears a watch 3. Reese usually doesn't wear a watch, why on Laker date night? The KissCam, you know it was a staged kiss for the camera and quick. Is it too late to nominate the Laker Reeke Kiss for the Golden Globes? Maybe they will get an Oscar nomination for it and their whole 2008 performance. I'm hoping this Laker Disney gala caps off Reeke. probably not but I'm hoping. If they are together [which i doubt] it brings me pleasure to know that Reese ended up with Jake who is boring, unkempt, undemonstrative, a Mamas boy, unromantic, so cold and untrusting contracts have to be signed before he gets a handjob from a stranger, that he even gets handjobs from strangers, that he will get fat and he wears stupid fucking beanies all the time.

Stubborn TB said...

To me these pictures just mean that someone was really pissed that Austin showed up in one of the pics at the Famers Market.

I wonder if PR will ever learn that things like this don't make pics like that go away, they just help make the case that it really was Austin.


If you look at all the pics, you gotta love how Jake smiles more about whatever Jeffrey Katzenberg said to him and what the people on his right did than anything Reese does or says.


And I need to bow down to you, Special. Everybody searching for more good pics of Jakes legs without any pants or shoes and you go and find them.

ihj said...

The pics are impressive, the are holding hands, kissing, sharing beer and food and actually look like they are enjoying the game. The pics of him and Kiki at lakers games weren't this interesting.

Big Production said...

79 Leeker pics on IHJ so far. Its like Rome all over again!

next! said...

And some of us don't really give a rat's ass anymore.

Jake is irrelevant. It's by his own doing.

prairiegirl said...

As we all wake up this morning, 1st I'm going to say, please take a deep breath before looking at these. Look calmly. And think about it. Study a little bit before jumping on here & letting loose.

Look at # 26, 27, 29, 32 & 33 before leaping off the dock like I would normally do.

Yeah. He's into it all right.

Reese, you don't hold a candle to Austin in these pics.

Time for the shower & cool the temper now.

I may let loose at lunchtime, lol. After I can de-censor first impulsive thoughts from what is still going to gnaw at me.

Debit and Credit said...

People and OK! readers -check
IHJ fans -check
Reese fans -check
middle age women -check
Brokeback fans -check
Gamers -check
Basketball fans -check
Hikers, people who walk in parks and shop at Farmers Markets -check

Cost for making Jake straight -priceless

prairiegirl said...

It is Rome all over again, you're right.

Tom, please! Hang on, buddy.

Guys, be prepared. We are going to see these pics all over the place in the next couple days.

prairiegirl said...

Special & Wicked, I predict you may hit an all time high today with hits.

I'm headed off to work in a few; had time to think a little bit. Never took a faster shower in my life, lol! And I know now I'm going to be slightly distracted at work today but just wanted to say a couple things.

Today, I'm really, really going to try & not bash Jake. No, today it's going to be aimed at PR & Disney. Because I'm going to tell them one thing today and oh, yeah, they're probably already checking WFT2 & OMG this morning to see reactions. Don't tell me they aren't because I won't believe you; I don't care who tells me.

You know, it'd be a heckuva lot easier to believe in Reeke if they weren't paraded around like beacon lights. PR, you continue to dig yourselves deeper & deeper by not being able to just let it be. By situating Reeke @ the Lakers game, you know. We know. It's a direct aim at Jake's original fanbase. You weren't thrilled with the reaction to Jake's mom being at the Cucumber market. Wasn't quite the jugular hit you were hoping for, was it? Nor the reaction to the RDJ pics. That didn't quite get the response you were wanting either.

So now we're going for the deadeye direct hit where you know it's going to affect. And you're laying it on too heavy. Too directly and too laughably fast.

It's a billboard instead of the doorknob hanger that it should be. And in that sense you are making a big, big mistake, I do believe.

This is quite the chess game.

Whoohooo! It's Monday! Alright!!

lol. Everyone have a great day at work today. It's going to be a heckuva day.

:)

Chris said...

Two funny things: most of the Reeke Laker pics stories are about Reese Reese Reese and her "boyfriends" Jake's name is spelled Gyllenhall in most of them. Jake gets 2nd billing and they spell his name wrong. LOL

Seems like all the pics and PR lately are all about Reese. Nothing has come out about Ryan and Abby's big Austrailia Christmas trip, it makes me wonder if Reese is being proactive about something.

Also remember how Reese was papped walking ahead and looking cold as a fish and pissed when Jake was on crutches, not helping or being supportive or concerned at all. Remember? But when she knows she 's being photo'd in a big crowd with Head Honcho Katzenberg she puts on the party act with smiles and charm. Has she ever been snapped at a BB game before? Lakers? Clippers? Ever talked about BB or knowing about it or being a fan? Nah didn't think so. It was probably the longest night of her life. Btw the big thick coat she wore, the huge purse and the butt ugly bulky scarf that was 4 football fields long: dead give away she doesn't go to indoor sports BB arenas/courts very often if ever.

Btw its me, chris. I'm too tired to look for my password.

Special K said...

It's a billboard instead of the doorknob hanger that it should be.

brilliantly said PG

Optical Illusion said...

So far 99 Leeker pics at IHJ, more than Rome LOL. And look at the kissing ones, Jake has his hand totally covering up Reeses face and both thier mouths LOL. Me says it was no kissy-kiss. Can anyone say dry movie kiss?

KARMA said...

OMFG you have got to look at #064 and #063 the Kiss pics. Jake is kissing his own hand. LOLOL And you gotta love the big red VIRGIN sign right on his back. There is a God and she has a fuckin great sense of humor.

prairiegirl said...

((((Chris!!!))))

Happy New Year to you, Chris!! Well said! Missed you, buddy! Hope you had a great holiday. What a way to come back, huh?

Something tells me we're going to blow some holes through this dinghey today, lol.

Okay, off to work!
I hope everyone looks at all the pics before blurting like I wanted to right off the bat. Because you have to look at them, repulsive as they are, lol. When he's really relaxed? He's not into it at all and his body is a totally dead giveaway, hence the #'s I referred to above. The unconcious is always at work, PR, and there's nothing you can do about that. Can't control everything, can you.
Think I spelled dinghey wrong.

prairiegirl said...

And that's not to say he didn't have a good time at times; better correct myself first before I go. Apparently he did; I mean, he does look relaxed in some of them. But when he forgets he's on show, his true feelings slip out and it shows right on his face.

Had to correct my earlier statement before.

flf said...

The pics do nothing for me. They are just another page in the bearding game. A copy of what J&A did 3 years ago. Does it make Jake straight or Reeke real? Of course not.

The Reeke ship has sailed so far into ridicule, there is nothing they can do to turn it around now. After the stories of Rock Hudson, Raymond Burr, Alan Bates and others too numerous to mention were published, how they married to cover up that they were gay, even if Reeke married, there still would be doubt regarding Jake's sexuality.

I don't think Jake is getting the parts he wants and it is unfortunate that he is making the gay rumors the scapegoat. Too bad no one tells him he needs to improve his acting ability.

There is no point blaming Disney or PR, at the end of the day it is Jake's decision. We are in the middle of a financial crisis so the projects must be scarce. Do you see Johnny Depp doing a 99 pic photo op at the Lakers? No.

Interesting that:
Jake has to cover his mouth when he "kisses" Reese. Maybe Reese thinks she'll catch the cooties, Jake being gay and all!
That Jake always sits to the left of Austin but on the right of Chris and Reese.
That pic of mystery man in the market is surely Austin. Hell, if I had doubts before I have none now. Geeze the panic!

I will wait patiently for someone to out Jake and for PR to fix up the kissing and seating arrangements.

Meanwhile, I think Austy should give Wenty a call :)) Man, that would be one cute couple!

hot and bothered said...

Wentworth and Austin. flf you gonna make me wet my pants.

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prairiegirl said...

The ones I listed above at 06:41, Anon. And you're going to get zapped if you don't get a name on that.

flf, you are right in that it is his decision in the end. I'm still not going to bash him today because right now all I have is true sadness & sympathy. And that is not the same as anger. When it gets to this point, it's futile and a waste of energy to get hacked at him until he speaks directly about it and we know that won't happen.

See, I was afraid I couldn't stay removed, lol! Gonna be one of those days.

ihj said...

Lips touching!

http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=Pictures&action=display&num=1231136042

Atticus said...

Kissing no big deal I kiss Daddy all the time I even lick his lips and he when he kisses me he don't hide my face or kiss his hand when he kisses me and I never seen him kiss Reese only in pictures *yawn*

flf said...

Sorry PG, any sadness or sympathy I had (which was very little) went out the window after I read Ted's last 2 BVs about TT.

destiny said...

Well, I knew it had to be something big to find so many comments this early on a Monday. Too busy at the moment to look and read all the comments.

ads said...

Now, really, what's with those watches? As if they both signed a contract with Omega or something like that.

ted c said...

On the newest The Prop 88's poll

Anderson Cooper starts up The Male View with Matthew McConaughey, Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong.

Northeast said...

Hi M and PG,

I cried at the end of Milk too, M. PG, don't let the ending put you off, I'm just happy that such a sweet and loving man lived. Harvey and Scott made a great couple too - I liked how they tried to make their way in the world as a couple, like any couple. I liked the archival format too - I was outraged at the beginning scenes with the civil rights violations. Diego Luna's Jack was very sweet and sad, this is what non-acceptance and intolerance can do to people. I was really touched by the scene of the young man calling Harvey from Minnesota. And, Emile Hirch's Cleve Jones, was, as Harvey said, adorable. :)

Northeast said...

Sorry about the spoilers, if I have done that.

Tom, it's going to be a tough decision for Best Picture, as it always is, and I loved Slumdog Millionaire passionately, but I think Milk should win as Best Picture, and possibly Sean Penn as Best Actor. James Franco was great too, although I'm hoping for Heath for BSA. Would Slumdog Millionaire be in a different category? I haven't seen The Wrestler yet, or Gran Torino, but I plan to so that I'll be well prepared for Awards season! :)

m said...

Well, we knew they would bring out the big guns since nothing seems to be working. I've got news for you PR, it' still not working. 100 pics of Reese and Jake at Lakers do not equal the chemistry of the 10 or so of Jake and Austin. Some posters on ONTD and Jared say the kiss was not spontaneous but came only because the Kiss camera called for them to kiss. Lots of indifference on display in many of the pics. Actually, PR is doing it's own work for us. They need to keep the sessions brief to have any shot at making them seem real.

I'm looking forward to seeing Austin tonight.

m said...

Northeast, I can't remember exactly how the story goes, but there was some real story behind the near suicide call in Milk. I think the screenwriter, who is gay, was contemplating suicide as a teen, but was inspired by Milk's election despite being openly gay and so made it through the night. So he wrote a scene to reference that. I read it in some of the backstories written about Milk, but cant recall the exact details now.

PR whores said...

This pic should tell you all you need to know about this oh-so-private couple.

Northeast said...

I think the screenwriter, who is gay, was contemplating suicide as a teen, but was inspired by Milk's election despite being openly gay and so made it through the night.

Wow. I know there's a documentary, The Life and Times of Harvey Milk, which I would like to see. I wonder if they will/have shown in on PBS or something?

hopeful tb said...

How frustraiting that Jake continues to sink to new lows. Reeke + Lakers = blasphemy but I was expecting them to turn up the heat after Ted's BI. They are fixing all their previous mistakes, aren't they: friends, family and now PDA. Still not believing and I'm still not leaving.

I missed a few posts but about Austin: the boy is looking absolutely fantastic these days and how wonderful that he's getting recognition for his acting. Go Austin!

PR said...

Sitting next to Reese was a big-time Hollywood studio executive, Dreamworks cofounder Jeffrey Katzenberg.

Sun, Jan 4

Some 150 million 3D glasses will be given away for Super Bowl viewers to watch a 90-second 3D sneak preview of the big-screen animated feature "Monsters vs. Aliens." While 3D telecasts are nothing new, this marks the first time one has been done for such a large audience.

DreamWorks Animation chief executive Jeffrey Katzenberg called the stunt "perhaps the biggest media-advertising event in history." He wouldn't give a hard figure on the cost, but said it "involves tens of millions of dollars." Katzenberg promised the quality of the 3D will be superior to what has been done in the past. He said the glasses will use Intel InTru 3D and ColorCode 3-D, which updates the old red-blue Anaglyph system.

The technology will also allow those without the glasses to see an almost ordinary image on the TV screen. But, Katzenberg added, it still doesn't come close to the 3D quality moviegoers will see in theaters when the film opens stateside March 27. "Monsters vs. Aliens" follows a group of ragtag Earthling monsters who are out to save the world following an alien invasion. The film features the voices of Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen and Kiefer Sutherland.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090105/ap_en_mo/film3d_promotion

prairiegirl said...

(((hopeful tb)))

You & m are right. And I'll try not to harp on this too long, guys, as there's so much other positive stuff going on that it's not uplifting to waste alot of energy on something that is out there for what reason. What reason I'd like to know.

flf, I didn't explain my sadness & sympathy feeling adequately because I agree with you on those last 2 vices, if one or both are true. What I meant by sadness & sympathy was not that I feel like Jake is being led by leash to do all of this. He's a grown man and he has his own free will, after all. In the end, he is agreeing to do this. But when I see the expression in his eyes and the slump of his posture in those pictures I mentioned at 0641, I feel sorry for him as a person, not a celebrity. Forget about the celebrity part of it for just a minute and I'm thinking about how he must feel about himself to sink to this level. Those pictures say it all and undo any & all of the others.

Special K said...

Still not believing and I'm still not leaving.

Right there with ya Hopeful TB!

prairiegirl said...

And only 1 more thing, a big ol' hole I'd like to blow in this latest reel-to-reel, Sam's/Costco Club industrial sized gamut of photo op pictures is this glaring pondering.

Let's just say Jake & Reese have indeed been oh so in love. Have been since we've been led to believe what, 1 1/2-2 years ago? Been seeing each other on the sly. Hiding. Trying to remain oh so private. Have broken up even a few times like all spitfire couples do, you know. And ever since Rome, they've been seen out & about. Family vacations. Endless, endless togetherness.

So why is it that since Rome, we've been getting nothing but lukewarm, Gerber & Disney-like G & PG rated, levels of PDA and overall relationship feeds. And now all of a sudden, since Jake comes back from overseas, they're suddenly so on fire for each other, that they can't control their excitement over being a couple that they've got to go on this public venue tour to show it in machinegun like fashion.

Such a turnaround in display. 1 1/2 and 2 years later. Makes one think, doesn't it.

Wicked said...

Reeke + Lakers = blasphemy

Why? People in this fandom are the ones who have said that Lakers games are a holy place for Jake and Austin. There's no other source for that idea. We don't know if either Jake or Austin really feels anything special about those games. People go to a lot of different places with their significant others. Not all of them will become special.

Jake has put all his eggs in Reese's basket. Hope it works out for him.

prairiegirl said...

Thanks for the recommendation, Northeast! I guess I can always cover my eyes, huh?

Hey, I forgot to vote yesterday! Are the polls closed, Special? Rats, I messed up.

Looking forward to OTH tonight and seeing Austin in his maroon sweater. One Tweeze Hill. LOLLLL! That one still kills me!

ham said...

Jake has clearly chosen his public face and it is Reese Witherspoon.

Does anyone really believe in Reeke? said...

Just Jared hasn't forgotten about Austin even though he's pushing Reeke:

Jake usually takes his BFF, actor Austin Nichols, to Lakers games but now he’s got Reese!

destiny said...

I still haven't looked at any of the photos other than the one linked above, too busy today.


I've been thinking for a long time that Lakers photos were coming since Disney executives are regularly papped at the games. In fact someone claimed one of the men sitting next to Jake and Austin in the Lakers 3 photos was from Disney. I don't think it had anything to do with the farmer's market photos, I think they had a plan before then to innudate us with all these "fixes". The fact that they're giving us everything but photos with Austin is very telling.

My only disappointment is that Austin is letting Jake make a fool out of him. Boy would I love to see him with someone like Wenty, who at least has the balls to not beard.

Too bad Jake had the misfortune to get involved with another actor, he won't be able to hire Austin to act as his "nanny" or business partner when Reeke marries.

I also feel bad for Baby Tile, because unfortunately I think he or she really does exist, I've seen enough things to make me think that is the case, and the over-the-top reeking just adds to that. That is going to be one seriously fucked up kid.

I guess they figured we'd all shrivel up and go away after this one, but fuck them, I'm not going anywhere.

Northeast said...

Still not believing and I'm still not leaving.

Me either! We have lots of other things that bring us together anyway. :)

Special K said...

People in this fandom are the ones who have said that Lakers games are a holy place for Jake and Austin. There's no other source for that idea. We don't know if either Jake or Austin really feels anything special about those games.

Wicked makes a very valid point.

But I think so many were struck by genuineness and feelings Jake and Austin projected in those pictures. It is seeing two people so content happy and in love that people want to keep like a gift in a world that isn't always always like that.

But then it makes me wonder the places they do consider special to them.

Wicked said...

Happy birthday to JerseyTom!

Northeast said...

Hey Tom! Happy Birthday! :*

Wicked does make a valid point, I think. :)

destiny said...

Happy Birthday Tom!!

Sorry you had to wake up to all this today.

Special K said...

Tom

Happy Birthday! May the Eagles can make it happier like your Phils did for you this year.

noises off said...

"The old movie studio system used to match up gay stars with beards to improve their marketability. Times haven’t changed much. Two young Hollywood couples are now being employed in such a ruse. The men in each couple are gay, and the girls are the beards. All of them are aware of their roles. There’s an interesting twist coming up, though. Now that the novelty of each couple has worn off, each couple will be breaking up and swapping partners with the other to stir up controversy and to get them back on the magazine covers."

Just the facts, ma'am. said...

Some might say that a group of "fans" from an obscure website visited by thirty or so different people, at best, will never accept what's right in front of their face...

They won't accept it because they have chosen instead to believe a complete fiction which completes their life somehow. A fiction that says that Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichol, someone Jake hasn't even been seen with since early May of 2007 (aka TWENTY MONTHS AGO), are somehow VERY secretly in love (after all, there's discretion and there's invisibility) and Reese Witherspoon (the woman he has been living with for the past several months and who visited him more than ten times abroad while on filming locations) is nothing more than his beard. Because, you know, Jake never had a girlfriend before Reese...wait a minute, never mind.

Jake + Austin = real. Jake + Reese = fake. Is that the story you people are sticking to? LOL.

Good luck with that.

Maybe you reality-challenged few might appreciate how selfless Reese Witherspoon is in all of this. After all, for the past two years, according to you, she has given up any chance of real love or companionship just to protect her buddy Jake Gyllenhaal from having two or three dozen people here calling him --- GASP --- gay.

Is that right? Because, you know, that makes total sense...

More sense than Jeff Katzenberg, or however you spell his name, getting his new star those front-row tickets. More sense than even Reese bringing along her boyfriend, Jake, since he likes the Lakers so much. Because, you know, that never happened before in the history of Hollywood. Like never, right? Tickets? Basketball game? A girlfriend? Together? A date? No girl would ever present their boyfriend with free tickets to a basketball game, would they?

After all, Jake and Reese haven't been seen together at all since he returned from filming in England...uh, scratch that. Well, Jake didn't spend the holidays with her...um, that too. It's not like they never went more than two weeks without seeing each other during the time he was filming in England and Morocco...ahh, ditto that. Okay, okay, it's not like he spent a romantic birthday with her...damn it, nevermind.

This must be the most elaborate "fauxmance" in history. This thing is international and has the explicit endorsement, and logistical support, of studioheads Hollywood over.

The whole of Hollywood is in on it, I think. The whole of Hollywood has decided that they must protect Jake Gyllenhaal's secret identity as lover of Austin Nichol. Operation: Gyllenhaal. Nothing is more important than this. After all, the first rule of Operation: Gyllenhaal is that there is no Operation: Gyllenhaal. Wink, wink. But we know better, don't we?

Are we making sense yet?

As Freud said, "sometimes a basketball is just a basketball." Or something like that. But then again, how could we continue on with our little charade here if that were true, right?

Gasp! There were new photos of Reese and Jake published today...Gentlemen, man your stations!

It couldn't be that this entire blog, and the people running it, are nothing more than frauds could it?

How ironic that anyone here would accuse anyone else of lying, huh? When the entire premise of everything written here is based on the vivid imaginations of a few people.

You guys are nothing but funny at this point.

This blog should come with a disclaimer: these entries are intended for your amusement only.

lainey said...

Jake is scheduled to present at the Globes on Sunday but my sources are now telling me he’s been asked also to accept on behalf of the late Heath Ledger should he win for Best Supporting Actor. Apparently the Ledger family hasn’t decided if they’ll attend and if they do end up skipping, they’ve supposedly requested that Jake step in for the honours. As you know, Jake and Heath became close during Brokeback Mountain and Jake is godfather to Matilda. Keep you posted.


link

:) said...

"Just the facts, ma'am.",

Thanks for the laugh!

Wicked said...

This blog should come with a disclaimer: these entries are intended for your amusement only.

Just the facts, ma'am.- the blog does have a disclaimer in the sidebar-

This blog is strictly for entertainment purposes.

Been there the whole time.

Just the facts, ma'am said...

Wicked,

I think you should tell that to some of your readers, they seem to take this thing a little too seriously.

At some point you need to put these people out of their misery and tell them that the whole Austin thing was never real.

Just an idea...

LOL said...

The Most Awkward Hand Holding Of All Time

The picture above just cracks me up. I have no doubts that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are friends, but the hand holding above is the most awkward thing ever. When is the last time you were with someone and reached across your body, leaned over, and forget it. It is almost like he is just desperate to hold on. She is making it pretty tough on him actually. Maybe the hand holding at the front row of a Lakers game just kind of goes above and beyond friendship. Who knows. All I know is that she is holding both of her hands, but somehow Jake has managed to get a hand in there just in time for the pap shot. I have seen other photos from the game but this is the only hand holding shot. All the others were drinking, eating, Jake talking to Reese either about basketball or just pointing out the guys and whether he would do them. It was hard to tell. Oh, and Jeffrey Katzenberg of Dreamworks was the one who bought the tickets so don't think that Jake decided to spend big bucks on Reese to go watch sweaty men run and stretch and bend over. No, he could just do that from the privacy of his own living room.

So, tonight when you get home. I want you to look at this picture and copy it with your significant other. Test to see how relaxed it makes you feel and if it is natural. Make sure you get that lean as well. Wearing the stupid hat is optional.


Ent Lawyer

just the facts, ma'am said...

Yes LOL, because there were no other photos of them holding hands, kissing, laughing and looking very much in love.

You people are real desperate now, aren't you? I feel sorry for you guys, honestly I do.

Do you guys go through this every time there's a new photo of them? And by "this" I mean trying to convince yourselves that you're not seeing what you're really seeing?

Wicked said...

I think you should tell that to some of your readers, they seem to take this thing a little too seriously.

Disclaimer's been there the whole time. People can take this content however they wish. We've always said we are not insiders.

At some point you need to put these people out of their misery and tell them that the whole Austin thing was never real.

No, I don't. Why do you need me to do this? People are grown and can draw their own conclusions based on what's been reported and how credible they find it.

pamprin said...

Just the facts...

gloat leads to bloat

Just the facts, ma'am. said...

Wicked,

I see. You're only doing a public service here. You're very selfless that way.

Ciao, hun. Good luck with everything, and I mean that sincerly.

Just remember, don't be too upset when the walls come crashing down. They will, you know.

Special K said...

Hey Atti! Daddy's bringing home food and treats!
Prince of Petco - Just Jared

Wicked said...

Thanks for that last post, Just the facts. You just helped me greatly.

Just the facts, ma'am. said...

Jake was buying pet food in Brentwood?

I wonder why he didn't go to some pet store closer to his home in East Hollywood --- Ten miles away?

I wonder?

Do you all think Jakey got lucky after last nights basketball game.

Not buying it said...

Hey, just the facts, the Clay Aiken folks probably had people trying to defend their boy right left and center too. In the long run, he was still gay. Hollywood specializes in images and acting. More power to you if you want to believe he's straight. They've spent a bundle on it so someone has to buy it.

london tb said...

You are funny, just the facts :)

Looked at all the pics: Jake, when not fake-kissing, pointing or gurning with Reese, looks as though he's dying inside. Maybe he is. Bad jacket Jake. Oh and bad boots, Reese.

J. has more chemistry with pointy brunette even when they aren't interacting, and oh look then it's visible in pic 83.

Still here, and still (even more) a tb.

More than you know said...

OMG is an obscure website visited by 30 fans? I posted the obscure Flickr Kiss Cam pic link here, no one paid attention to it on Flickr and didn't even notice the ceiling cam with Reeke in the pic. Turns out its been viewed over 440 times on Flickr, IHJ grabbed it and put it in their fan photos and my Flickr link was posted on other blog comment sites. OMG obscure? Don't think so.

Ted weighs in said...

And thank god for that...

Ted said...

Jake and Reese Make Out—Gee, Such Passion

Wow, if these photos are any indication, looks like Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have upgraded their relationship from hand-holding to kissing. The boring babes were actually caught smooching courtside at a Lakers game this weekend. Did they finally realize they need to one-up their tepid friend-like relaysh with something a little saucier?

Nothing works better than being on display in the front row at a basketball game—that's the equivalent of a People cover nowadays. Just ask Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, who use courtside seats for publicity between High School Musical press tours—truly smoldering stuff there, babes.

Now, gotta say, this Lakers biz is a serious step-up from J&R's predictable dates—Starbucks runs and walking, yawn. Tell ya what, Jakey, we'll start to believe how in love you are with Wither-hon when we catch her entertaining you in the bathroom at Coco Deville à la Paris.

The Awful Truth

LA Native said...

I wonder why he didn't go to some pet store closer to his home in East Hollywood --- Ten miles away?

I was born and raised here, never heard of East Hollywood. *Someone* needs to get the facts....and a map.

Atticus said...

Hey Atti! Daddy's bringing home food and treats!
Prince of Petco - Just Jared


Oh god not that organic crap again.

Atticus said...

Special will you cook me up some beef? Smother it with gravy loaded down with Xanax and Hydrocodone and a little bit of Ambien and I be happy.

Special K said...

You know with the Ambien you can't drive Atti. And there's the sleep eating. Is that your excuse when you chew on expense leather shoes in the back of cars?

Did you see that Daddy got you toys too? Don't you want to play and go check out the dog park?

Bet you get beef when your other daddy feeds you - hamburgers and parts of his tacos.

:) said...

Happy Birthday Tom!

leigh said...

"But I think so many were struck by genuineness and feelings Jake and Austin projected in those pictures. It is seeing two people so content happy and in love that people want to keep like a gift in a world that isn't always always like that."

ITA Special

Bearded Overkill said...

Update: Now 130 pics of Laker Reeke at IHJ. LOL

m said...

Trust Ted to call out the fakers. What is with the mention of the bathroom at CocoDeville? Were he and Austin caught making out there?

LOL!!! said...

Coco deville, the newest PR whore palce to be seen and do other things:

http://www.buzzfoto.com/2008/08/derek-steele/coco-deville-sightings-pouty-paris/

It looks like Paris was caught being "naughty"

tr said...

Love the "Just the Facts" posts claiming that if you put this blog to rest the whole silly Jake is gay nonsense will go away and everyone will recognize the true genuine love between one of the biggest fame whoring duos in Hollywood.

JTF is able to ignore about five big independent bloggers who call bullshit on this romance and tons of posters on every board imaginable.

Jake doesn't even need to be gay for this romance to be a slippery contrivance for the purpose of selling movies. It sure helps him if he is but either way it helps sell tickets and that my friend is the only thing Hollywood cares about. The whole town IS in on it and on every other situation that is just like this one. Obviously JTF has never gotten closer to the movie industry then his local multiplex.

Jakey Goobermann said...

My rock. Rock me, tonight.

flf said...

Ted said bathroom. Maybe it was Reese making out with someone? LOL

Friends photo op
Family photo op
Lakers photo op
and
Plant a troll at OMG

Ain't gonna work, hon!

Proof is in the pudding said...

Awful Truth August 21 08:

Paris hit Brody Jenner's 25th B-day do at Hell-Ay's Coco de Ville on Wednesday night. But it was Bro's good bud and Hills costar Doug Reinhardt who reportedly got a special present.

Sober sources at the hip hang insist they witnessed P-poo not only flirt and repeatedly touch Reinhardt, who recently "dated" Lauren Conrad, but a stall-witness relayed that she saw Paris and Doug spend "an hour" in the bathroom together.


M it sounds like Paris gave Doug R a blowjob in a club bathroom. I think Teds saying he'll believe Jake loves Reese when theres proof they are having sex, hetero sex like when a female (Reese) is giving Jake a blowjob not a guy. And when Jake isn't the one doing the blowing.

thomas guide said...

Obviously JTF has never gotten closer to the movie industry then his local multiplex.

In East Hollywood!

austi spumanti said...

My rock. Rock me, tonight.
Rock you like a hurricane?

eastcoastfan said...

Just don't find jake and Austin being lovers that interesting anymore. the bottom line is Jake has made up his mind which way he wants to go for now. It's his decision, no problem with me. Most points posted here make sense, but it makes no sense to bash Jake for the decisions he made for HIS life. Also, I don't understand the need to stauchly defend the Jake and Austin affair when it's obvious that if it ever was, it's over now and if it's still going on, why should anyone support this Bullshit when it is also obvious Jake does not WANT it. Austin does not want it either in my opinion or he would have spoken up.

Jersey Tom said...

Destiny said:

I guess they figured we'd all shrivel up and go away after this one, but fuck them, I'm not going anywhere.


I am with you Destiny. Aint going no where.

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone.

Jersey Tom said...

You bet Special. E A G L E S Eagles

Now I need to know what am I supposed to be seeing in the foot picture. That is one ugly foot..


I have a str8 friend who has a sorta fetish for womens feet and I emailed him a pic of the legs around Austins neck. Well he said they are not womens feet and he says the legs look like they belong to a line backer.


PR girl I'm ok. Me and Wicked kissed on the kiss cam one time at a Nationals game. It was a lot steamier than that silly kiss:-)


I would love to see Jake accept that award at the Golden Globes. It is long overdue and I think PR knows they really f ed that one up.
I also think Evelyn figures Jake is straight enough now to speak up.

Ev Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

How much you wanna bet that Jeffrey Katzenberg and the rest of the executives at Disney are big time closet queens. I bet they are soooooo into Zach Efron.

prairiegirl said...

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Tom,
Happy Birthday to you!

I hope you've had a good day, Tom, and as always, gotta throw in I hope you had some cake!

A big one-armed hug for you, Tom, and a smooch on the cheek, Kansas Style!

Northeast said...

I would love to see Jake accept that award at the Golden Globes.

You and me both, Tom. :)

Milk said...

Who needs closeted queens when you have self-loathing gay men like Geffen in power keeping the gays in their place.

Jake could be in a 100 more movies like BBM and
Austin could be in 100 movies like Prayers for Bobby and it's not going to be enough to make up for all the damage Jake is doing to the gay community and the gay fans who helped put him on the road to being a big star.

Chase said...

Anon 8:35 Chase Crawford

Thats me Chase Crawford I hate those Disney guys. They keep hitting on Zach and don't pay any attention to me:-(

prairiegirl said...

Also want to mention a hello to tr! Haven't seen you in awhile; hope everything's been okay. Maybe your job was like mine in December (and unfortunately, still continued to be today) which is to say it was just a joke. Just a joke.

Got the laptop moved to the l-room so I am ready for One Tree Hill. Have laptop, will travel! lol.

I tell you what. If you ever have the winter doldrums or just need a couple of laughs, watch a few minutes of America's Funniest Videos. I know it can be a kind of cheesy show, but you will always see something that will just make you laugh. It won't take long.

And going to add to the mix just for the record. This girl ain't goin' nowhere either. No need to, no cause to.

prairiegirl said...

Television programming note:

Was just reading where Neil Patrick Harris is going to host SNL on Jan 10!

m said...

I'm sure the lakers are not happy about this. I have heard they resent the focus being taken off of them when stars attend. I dont understand how so many photos were taken. Wouldn't the flash irritate others or was the arena so lit flash was not required.

Ent lawyers post does explain some things. The tickets were given to Reese. Who else would she bring to this first promo for her new movie. They were forced into that kiss and Jake did his best to hide it. I think he has a deal with Austin to keep that stuff out of sight. Jake looks a bit stressed in Mondays pet fod pics. Maybe he and Austin had a fight over this display. Personally, I think Reeke jumped the shark with this latest event.

Jersey Tom said...

The love the ENT lawyer stuff. That was one of their best. It was certainly better than Ted's tonight. I hope MK has something to say tomorrow.

This is some awesome stuff:All the others were drinking, eating, Jake talking to Reese either about basketball or just pointing out the guys and whether he would do them. It was hard to tell. Oh, and Jeffrey Katzenberg of Dreamworks was the one who bought the tickets so don't think that Jake decided to spend big bucks on Reese to go watch sweaty men run and stretch and bend over. No, he could just do that from the privacy of his own living room.

But the best ever is still MK saying that when Jake moved into reese's house he had his Strawberry shortcake suitcase. I loved that one. I know I am mean.

Jake sure could loosen me up a little on Gloden Globe night. I think we have all waited so long for this. I hope it happens. Then I promise I will be a little nicer. Just a little.

Missing Out said...

Could someone please give me the link to Ent Lawyer. It sounds like what he wrote is really good and I feel like I'm missing out cause I can't read it for myself. Thank you in advance for your help.

m said...

Not to change the subject, but I did a google search and found the follwing for Northeast "Screenwriter Dustin Lance Black says he was among those for whom Harvey Milk made a real difference.

Born to Mormon parents, he grew up amid the military communities of San Antonio, Texas. He says Milk's story, when he finally learned about it, helped him summon the courage to come out to his family and friends.

"Texas kept me very quiet," Black told the Bay Area Reporter in February. "I became intensely shy, I had thoughts of suicide. I was a pretty dark kid, because I had an acute awareness of my sexuality, and was absolutely convinced that I was wrong."

But in the mid-1990s, Black told the BAR, he saw Rob Epstein's Oscar-winning documentary The Times of Harvey Milk.

"In his Hope Speech, Harvey Milk says, 'There's that kid in San Antonio, and he heard tonight that a gay man was elected to public office, and that will give him hope.' And when I first heard that speech, it really did that. It really, really gave me hope, for the first time."

My memory was pretty close, but I wanted to get it right.

prairiegirl said...

m, hello!!

Back after a commercial break, lol....Wow, I love the chemistry between Austin & Sophia Bush!I know, it's taken me long enough. Course, I'm still all lost; I can't quite seem to follow all the story lines, but it's worth it to wait & see mr Austin N. He looks fabulous.

m, you make some good points. I looked at the Petco pics, too, and while not wanting to blow anything up out of a few pictures, I found it interesting how Jake had his head down in most of them. So dead serious for a trip to the petstore, usually a happy trip because at Petco or PetSmart, you usually get to see other people's dogs and that's always a blast. I think he is trying to rock a homey look, lol. Got the baggy "dressy" sweatpants, got some saggin' going on there.

I have seen him wear a cap like the grey one he's been wearing alot in the past so it's not like that hat wearing is anything new. But it's still bugging me and I don't know why. He's got it on constantly. He knows he has a great head of hair. Everyone knows he has a great head of hair. I just am puzzled why he's always got a cap on now, save the b-day dinner pics.

Oh, and great previews for OTH next week. More Julian!

Joker said...

Happy Birthday Tom

Special K said...

It looks like they may be setting Julian up to stay a little longer that originally thought.

What do you guys think?

prairiegirl said...

I'm going to wrap it up here. I've got to get up early & head in to work so need to start the ol' going to bed routine.

But I thought I'd recommend a great restaurant to everyone before going. It's called Chez Reeke avec PR. The unique thing about that place? If you don't see what you want on the menu, they will come up with it for you. All you have to do is ask; it's great.

Only see maindish Reeke a la carte? Asked for a sidedish of Friends and it was brought to the table. Don't see a Children's Menu? Perhaps children are not a familiar sight at Chez Reeke? Well, that was asked for and provided as well. Oh, and I once asked the Maitre'd why it seemed Chez Reeke was never a family establishment? What'd they do? Why, they brought Mama in! Ah yes, always good to see families together at Chez Reeke.

Seems to me all we need to do is ask and it can be managed. Now that's my kind of establishment. lol.

destiny said...

LOL PG.

Totally agree M with your analysis of the pictures, now that I've had time to look at them all. I wondered that myself after seeing the Petco ones. And thanks for that bit about Black.

Not enough Austin tonight, but then again there's never enough of him in OTH. But he looked great, especially in that last scene, and it was fun to see Sophia kick some butt and not just be the helpless femme fatale. I'm really looking forward to that first date next week.

destiny said...

Forgot to say I've really enjoyed Ent. Lawyer's last few posts.

Jakey Goobermann said...

Rock you like a hurricane?
Pheasant plucker, here's a sucker for your tongue twister.

destiny said...

Thanks for the heads-up about NPH, that should be a lot of fun.

On more things, since I have a whole day to catch up on. Does anyone else find it creepy the way Katzenberg is looking up at the monitor where they are probably showing Reeke, while they do whatever the hell you want to call that alleged kiss? It's like Jake was was doing it for him, or else they had it all planned out to get up their on the jumbo screen, and K. was checking it out. Then that stupid fake puts her hands in her head move we get so often from Reese.

orchid said...

Just don't find jake and Austin being lovers that interesting anymore. the bottom line is Jake has made up his mind which way he wants to go for now. It's his decision, no problem with me. Most points posted here make sense, but it makes no sense to bash Jake for the decisions he made for HIS life. Also, I don't understand the need to stauchly defend the Jake and Austin affair when it's obvious that if it ever was, it's over now and if it's still going on, why should anyone support this Bullshit when it is also obvious Jake does not WANT it. Austin does not want it either in my opinion or he would have spoken up.

Eastcoastfan, I am really trying not to judge Jake because as you say it is his life and he has to live with the consequences. He also isn't responsible for all the prejudice in hollywood, which is what makes me most mad. I just wish things were different, especially since I'm still very interested in jake and austin as a couple.

orchid said...

^and I'm still interested in seeing how jake's life evolves and, possibly, changes, even though the situation with Reese makes me feel down.

Rattler said...

Well done, Jake.

DreamWorks Animation SKG, Inc. and PepsiCo's SoBe Lifewater today announced that they have joined together with Intel Corporation and NBC to create a first-of-its kind, nationwide ‘Monstrous' 3D event for Super Bowl XLIII. This first-ever all 3D Super Bowl commercial break event will mark the debut of DreamWorks Animation's premier 3D movie trailer for its upcoming feature film, "Monsters vs. Aliens," which comes to theaters in the U.S. on March 27th.
Intel

Some 150 million 3D glasses will be given away for Super Bowl viewers to watch a three-minute 3D sneak preview of the big-screen animated feature "Monsters vs. Aliens." While 3D telecasts are nothing new, this marks the first time one has been done for such a large audience.
DreamWorks Animation chief executive Jeffrey Katzenberg called the stunt "perhaps the biggest media-advertising event in history." He wouldn't give a hard figure on the cost, but said it "involves tens of millions of dollars."
Yahoo News

m said...

I agree it looks like OTH is setting up Austin for a continuing role. I am happy about that,and for him. I just wish it were a better show. I think he has definitely been working out. He has a leaner look than usual. Very handsome. I wonder when they filmed these episodes.

Chris said...

Destiny: Does anyone else find it creepy the way Katzenberg is looking up at the monitor where they are probably showing Reeke, while they do whatever the hell you want to call that alleged kiss? It's like Jake was was doing it for him, or else they had it all planned out to get up their on the jumbo screen, and K. was checking it out. Then that stupid fake puts her hands in her head move we get so often from Reese.

You're right, why wouldn't Katzenberg look at them when they were right there next to him 2 seats away? Its like he wanted to see how Reeke was presented on the Kiss Cam like it was part of a show. Maybe Reese really was flustered because she wasn't expecting Jake to kiss her, because he doesn't, duh, they aren't lovers. Could be it was part of a Jake/JK PR stunt that Reese wasn't told about beforehand because maybe she wouldn't agree to it and since its a pretty safe bet she hardly if ever goes to Laker games she wouldn't know about the Kiss Cam to begin with. Even if they were a real couple she acts like an uptight fanatical born again virgin, who the hell would be attracted to that? Oh thats right, a gay boyfriend.

M ITA about the Petco pics. Jake looks down and depressed. Could it be he can't stand to be away from Reese to go to a pet store and he gets down in the dumps? LOL Usually when you are in love you smile a little even to yourself when doing the mundane things.

About those tea cozys Jake wears on his head LOL. Last time I saw his hair it looked reddish brassy, maybe he hates the color. Could be he's going bald. 1st sign of a baldy: always wears hats.

James Beard said...

Prairie Girl I heard Chez Reeke is in trouble. Diners are bored with the same daily special after 2 years and it was fun at first but now they are really tired of using only using spoons with everything. There's rats in the basement and customers are getting sick because Chez uses ingredients that are past their use-by date. Also most of their stuff ends up overdone or half baked because the cooks don't know how to handle an open flame.

clairol said...

Last time I saw his hair it looked reddish brassy
More auburn like Austin

Rattler said...

You're right, why wouldn't Katzenberg look at them when they were right there next to him 2 seats away?

Because a CEO staring at two young people (seated next to him) kissing while photographs are being taken, is extremely unprofessional and inappropriate. Is there such a possibility?

blue eyes said...

How much you wanna bet that Jeffrey Katzenberg and the rest of the executives at Disney are big time closet queens. I bet they are soooooo into Zach Efron.

Ain't nobody straight in L.A.

austi spumanti said...

Pheasant plucker, here's a sucker for your tongue twister.

He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;

prairiegirl said...

lol, James Beard!

You know? Who orders 900+ pictures taken at a business outing/even a date? Unbelievable.

Good morning! And it's a good day, too. No precipitation in the forecast, means a walk is in the plans today. Tell you what, listening to Rod Stewart Croon "Broken Arrow" and Trevor Rabin strumming out the opening chords of "Love Will Find a Way" and having the glorious depths of my park to bellow out in, does a heart wonders. The water was so blue yesterday; what is it about water that is so calming and soothing?

Gotta run! Everyone have a good day!

Clarity said...

Happy Belated B-day Tom : )

I browsed through a rag mag yest and I could pick out at least 5 "couples" all doing the same fake pr stuff complete with matching outfits. Its all so boring and predictable. Why dont they just put out a new handbook already.

Pretty song today(yest).

Have a good day everybody.

Rattler said...

Who orders 900+ pictures taken at a business outing/even a date? Unbelievable.

PG: A few thousand dollars is short change in a project worth multi-million dollars. Often, it does not even get its own line item. IMO, you may have to change your perspective.

prairiegirl said...
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prairiegirl said...

Rattler, I admit I'm not a scholar on HW and how it all works. I work a regular, salaried admin job and did not go to college to study the ins & outs of publicity.

But if it seems like an extreme to me, then it's an extreme to me and me only, I guess. I really don't need for you to tell me to change my perspective on a stinkin' thing.
It is what it is to me. I'm not asking for you to agree with it and I don't think you see me telling you to change your mind on anything. Please don't ask/tell me to change mine, okay?

destiny said...

The number of photos is just another dead giveaway as to what is going on. Paps don't usually take that many photos at Laker's games or at anything else. Probably one of the reasons they need to take so many is that it takes that many to get one half-way decent shot of Reeke, unlike real couples.