PUSHMI-PULLYUS are now extinct. That means, there aren't any more. But long ago, when Doctor Dolittle was alive, there were some of them still left in the deepest jungles of Africa; and even then they were very, very scarce. They had no tail, but a head at each end, and sharp horns on each head. They were very shy and terribly hard to catch. The men would get most of their animals by sneaking up behind them while they are not looking. But you could not do this with the pushmi-pullyu--because, no matter which way you came towards him, he was always facing you. And besides, only one half of him slept at a time. The other head was always awake--and watching. This was why they were never caught and never seen in Zoos.
Though many of the greatest huntsmen and the cleverest menagerie-keepers spent years of their lives searching through the jungles in all weathers for pushmi-pullyus, not a single one had ever been caught.
In the book it was a two headed antelope and in the old movie version it was a two headed llama when it moved tried to go in opposite directions at the same time. This all reminds me of pushmi-pullyus. Pushed one way and pulled the other.
Not a proponent of extinction, but this is one species that everyone would like to see fade away in Hollywood. No more pushing and pulling, let them just be who they are. Naive maybe but sometimes the greatest change comes from a such story book dreams.
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128 comments:
Very apropos post! :)
I missed the TDK awards last night, does anyone know if they are on YouTube and can someone post a link? Thanks!
Sounds like Jake was making the paps work for their pics, making a little mischief. :)
Love this post!
Can't see Reese getting pregnant with movies lined up with Brooks and Crowe.
Whoa! Austi. Now it reads - M.O.L.L.Y.C.O.D.D.L.E.
Like I don't already ; )
Austin's pic is in TV Guide on p.10. It's a little piece about Chad whatshisname directing an ep of OTH.
Mozza pizza.
Wonder if those pizza's are for someone special at home? ; )
Cause if you don't drink coffee at home, why would you eat pizza there.
I hope he's watching his weight.
Reese is not pregnant, just leans towards heavy set. Look at her mother. You can't have 3 lattes a day + pizza + all those dinners out and stay trim. Especially after 30. Jake can eat like that since he's naturally lean and male.
Until recently I also thought Jake could never come out post Reeke, but in his favor Reese is at the tail end of her career. Her rom com days are almost over and she is not a good enough actress for character roles. If she is no longer considered a money making actress in HW, how the public perceives her having been a beard will be irrelevant.
Some new pics of Austin on the Austin fan site from Prayers for Bpbby. In one just the top of his head is visible, a slight side shot. It's just like the infamous shot on Matthew McConahaughy's(sp?) deck that was heavily photoshopped except Austin is facing the other way. Not that I ever doubted that was Austin's head next to Jake, but seeing the new pic really nails it. Got to run, late for work as usual.
m.. ITA re possibility of Jake coming out. Let's be honest in 10 years time who is going to remember the winter of Reeke. Do you think people remember of care who say Catherine Zeta jones was dating (pre old MD).
Re the pregancy, again, if you only have a couple more big earning years ahead of you, would you really spend at least two thirds of that time out of action. Cruel though it is (for all female actresses), Reese is very much coming to the twilight years of her career, another couple of years and she's in Meg Ryan territory. Very few actresses get good roles after 35, ask yourself how come 45 year actors always have the 25 year old girlfriend / wife in films. That plus the wine drinking at the birthday meal which would be bordering on irresponsible is you thought you might me pregant of were trying to become pregnant. But who knows, let's wait and see what the gruesome twosome have on store for us over the coming weeks.
Can I just elbaorate further on the ability to come out. In 10 years time, Jake will either be a complete 'whatever happened to the cute guy from Brokeback, or will (hopefully) be in the prime of his HW career.
If he's become yesterday's man, well he can do whatever he wants, if he does make it to the next level, well then in 10 years time who's going to care who he dated in 2008/09 (real or otherwise).
Let's be honest in 10 years time who is going to remember the winter of Reeke.
If Jake was still famous and came out, the name of every woman he ever "dated" would come up. Always does when someone comes out. Along with the inevitable did-she-know questions.
I think people will forget in time - "the I didn't know" defense comes in handy for a myriad of reasons. For some actors/musicians who do come out, does anyone ever really remember, other than an initial, "oh yeah, wasn't he dating/married to so-and-so?" (add in maybe a confused shrug here), and then become a footnote? I don't think it will be etched in stone at all, in time people will forget who he was rumored to be dating, and even the eventual coming out.
I don't know, Wicked. I really don't. I sure don't recall who dated Rock Hudson or Lance Bass even. Now, real avid fans probably would. But to someone like me who thumbs through the rags @ the checkout stands, I can't keep track of all these people's goings on. Heck, Kate Hudson was on the awards last night (in fact, I kind of have a feeling she's near where Reese was sitting last night) and that girl has been with every guy in HW under the sun. But I couldn't name one of them. Oh wait, Mr. Bongo!!
Now, I would say I don't think Reese ever wants to look the fool. That's the only thing that has me hedging on Jake coming out anytime soon.
And I am not even asking/wanting him to come out. I just do not like the bearding, pretending to be something that isn't true.
And as I was watching last night, I was puzzled by something. Reese was nominated for what, Favorite Actress? Overall alltime current actress, I guess? Or for just 2008 movies?
Because when they were reading off the 3 nominees, there was Angelina with her movies. Then there was Keira Knightley in that movie Elizabeth, I think. Then they showed the clip of Reese and all they showed was that not-funny-at-all baby vomit scene. And let me tell you, there was no laughing in the audience after that scene because it was the last clip shown and there was no hilarity there in the auditorium. It wasn't a funny scene whatsoever, why is that the only clip ever shown from that movie? Is that the best that movie had to offer? After seeing Keira Knightley's scenes, I would've been embarrassed if all I had to offer was a baby throwing up on me. If that's the movie those votes were based on for the year that she had, whew. Voters messed up big time, then.
And I see the trolls are active again. Really. I don't understand their discomfort. They should be confident. Should be feeling smug. Should be looking forward to an unlimited future of coffee swigging & shopping photos to fill their scrapbooks tenfold. Should be elated over their fave couple being all over the HW gossip sites & frontcovers of People & US in all their celebratory glory.
So I don't understand why they'd rather spend time on OMG & WFT2 trying to join a different kind of party. Seems to me our appetizers wouldn't be to their liking. It will never cease to amaze me.
And so a pushmi pullu is for real, Special?
Gotta go back to work. Nice break, tho.
Talk to y'all later.
Reese won for 4 Christmases, same movie that earned her a Razzie nomination for worst actress. Award shows like People's Choice can be easily manipulated, by, say, having your pr people rangle up people to vote for you over and over again. It's one of the reasons I don't watch shows like that.
The trolls always come out when they think there is something to worry about, and try to head it off at the pass. Never works, but who knows how the mind of a troll works.
Never happen said...
((Jake can never, ever come out now. After 2yrs of Reeke and especially the past month of daily photo ops and kissing cam, Reeke has made sure it's clear they are a couple. Even if Reese dumped Jake today, 10yrs from now people will still remember they dated and pictures last forever. If Jake came out even 10yr from now, it makes Reese look like an asshole that she a)didn't know he was gay or b)pretending to be dating him. Reese would never allow that kind of PR towards her. As Ted said, Jake's cemented himself into the closet forever.))
I agree! If Jake is gay, the chances of him coming out are very very slim. It would ruin Reese W. and her image for years to come. And I see this hurting Reese more than Jake.
Reese also could be pregnant. Hey, weirder things have happened. If Jake and Austin were together, he has now decided to have a life with Reese. I think it was a culmination of things that started this for Jake, not just wanting to be excepted by hollywood powers that be and pandering to PR.
I went for a pedicure last night and almost fell off my seat when I saw that the salon had a subscription to the Advocate. I've never seen it in there before. It's just a small place run by Chinese immigrants, nothing fancy.
Anyway, the current issue has an interview with Sigourney Weaver. No pictures or mentions of Austin. More interesting than the interview though were a couple of small box items accompanying the main story, once about the man who wrote the book Prayers for Bobby, and his coming out story in the 90s, when as an editor he was asked to help do a survey/study about gay journalists. The other was a very short interview with Bobby's brother, the character Austin plays. He talked about how his 17 year-old daughter came out to the family after watching the movie. He said he'd suspected she was gay since she was about 7, and talked about the differences in the family reaction compared to what happened with Bobby.
Unfortunately I could only seem to find Weaver's interview on line, which I'm attaching.
link
They also had the usual assortment of tabloids, so I got to see the US Reekely birthday story. Big pictures, practically no copy, which of course heralded how great Reese is because while Jake paid for the meal, she left a 75% tip. Also, seeing the one picture up close and blown up to page size, you could see Jake was putting on his "earnest" face that he often uses in his movies, it didn't look as convincing as it did on the internet.
What's Reese going to do, sue if Jake comes out? If Jake's career is not successful, any black-balling that could happen won't matter, and if he is an A-list star, not likely to get black-balled just because of Reese. And if there is a Baby Tile, it's just a matter of time before Jake gets outed, I'd say about the time the BT is old enough to go to school.
"how great Reese is because while Jake paid for the meal, she left a 75% tip"
You make your "boyfriend" buy his own birthday dinner?
LMAO - Really! What most don't want to realize is that the 1st rumour of Jake being bisexual has alot of validity and weight to it. All of his actions for the past 4 years screams a man that is interested in both sexes. Which sex he prefers more, only he could tell. For whatever reason most logical thinking here has been pushed aside. He can date, have sex with a woman, marry a woman, have children with a woman and still be interested in sex with men. He does not have to act on it anymore though. This may be the problem with some.
Reese and Jake—Shock!—Get Coffee
Pigs in Blankets for Toothy?
You have expressed exactly how I
feel right now. I now think that
Jake and Austin did have something
between them at one time. I really
am beginning to think that they
will eventually marry one day. I
have thought of even stopping my
posting at OMG permanently but I
hate to. I have become quite the
fan of all of you.
I have just one question. Is it
possible that there was just a brief fling between J&A? I guess
we will never know for certain.
For myself, I wish Jake the best
in his life and much happiness.
If Reese is pregnant, I am sure
we will know very soon. I do so
hope that you will not close the
OMG site. At times, I think that
Ted may have been wrong all along.
I am just in a pessisimistic mood
right now. Please keep up the good
work, Wicked and Special K!
What I meant is I expect Jake
and Reese to eventually marry.
Good luck to them.
I may not post as much but is it okay if I drop by once in awhile? Thanks so much.
LMAO - Really! What most don't want to realize is that the 1st rumour of Jake being bisexual has alot of validity and weight to it.
A lot of you who wave this banner leave out the second part of Ted's rumor - that it was the initial path to the road to TT coming out as gay? Correct me if I am wrong.
Sorry Just Sayin' but Jake has no interest whatever in girls. Do your research!
I have Jayna. Since mid 2005! I think the man likes men and women. Why is this not possible?
Because BI men don't need beards.
A lot of you who wave this banner leave out the second part of Ted's rumor - that it was the initial path to the road to TT coming out as gay? Correct me if I am wrong.
I think it was him coming out as bisexual. I could be wrong though. Look, I'm guilty of picking and choosing parts of Ted's Talk just as most here do. I don't believe everything ted writes about TT. Before I ever read Ted's first BI, I thought (felt) Jake was hiding something. He could not hide if well in my opinion. And since I think he and Kirsten were a real couple, I think he does like women / girls and does have sex with them. This could and can happen throughout his life with other women. And yes, some of the photos of Jake and Austin does scream love or sex to me.
Howard wondered if Neil was pissed at Perez Hilton for outing him, but Neil didn't really seem to care: “It's a tricky subject because people decide [on their own]. Perez comes from a different generation where [being out is] a non-issue.” Robin asked when Neil determined that he was gay, so Neil explained that he suspected he was gay for a long time before deciding he wasn't just awkward.
Neil added that he'd even slept with 15 girls during his awkward phase, including Christine Taylor, who is now married to Ben Stiller.
October 11, 2008
Dear Ted:
Would you answer the million-dollar question: Is Toothy Tile gay or bisexual? How about Gray Goose? What is the real nature of Toothy's relationship with his beard?
—Mia
Dear Tricky Tooth:
You mean the one on his face or the one on his publicist’s speed dial? Gay as my vocabulary, darling. Ditto on the real love in Toothy’s life.
"Pigs in Blankets for Toothy?
When we announced that Toothy Tile won our user-voted year-end awards, the Prop 88s (88 celebrity propositions we want passed, including T. Tile coming out of his very dusty closet), we suggested a lovely ceremony at the Beverly Hilton to make it official. You know, award him with an actual trophy instead of a trophy girlfriend, that sort of sensible thing.
We chose Oct. 11, National Coming Out Day, can't think why. Next thing you know, the senior catering manger from the damn Hilton emails us and wants to know if we really are booking the joint? I said I'd ask.
Toothy? Is it a date?"
"Reese and Jake—Shock!—Get Coffee
Following their Laker game lover's romp, Reese and Jake went out for a java date in L.A. Except this time, the couple decided to spice things up by going to Peet's instead of Starbucks. And maybe in lieu of a walk, they'll go for a stroll? Vanilla or mocha? The questions are endless."
(why? said...
Because BI men don't need beards.)
Bisexual men who are not open about their sexuality DO!
Don't mean to be mean, but your experiences don't seem that knowledgable with this subject.
Most Bisexual men never tell anyone they are bisexual. They date women also. Most, have sex with men secretly. I can't think of one openly bisexual actor or celeb. Although we know that RDJ once said he was. Of course that was in his "I don't give a fuck what you think about me, where's the pipe" days. Now he's a superstar who can command millions and has had two successful movies. Better get rid of the bi rumours, and he put them out there.
Dear Mr. Casablanca
"And maybe in lieu of a walk, they'll go for a skip?"
While the world skip is a PR approved word it is not appropriate in this context. Please change the word skip to stroll.
And maybe in lieu of a walk, they'll go for a stroll?
OMG gotta love the Mozza Pizza pic with the "EZ Lube" sign in the background. That and the Laker Kiss with a big red "Virgin" on Jake's seat pointing to his back. There is a God and She is sending signs of Truth.
^? Did Ted have two versions? Is skip a reference to skipping with the camera? Wonder why Ted didn't say anything about the camera bit.
Ted Said & NPH Said, I know where you are going with this. Yes, I do believe that men or boys know at an early age that they feel different because society tells them that they should only have sexual desires for the opposite sex, but they are attracted to the same. Some hide it, get girlfriends, may have sex (maybe awkward) early on then later start to experiment with same sex, then later there is no opposite sexual encounters. I also feel some men are really sexually aroused by women but will have sex with men also. I'm not a therepist, but I've seen some things, believe me. I just feel Jake could be bisexual, and I know he could be gay just as the rule of thought is on this blog.
Since we are on this subjsect, The movie that Special is talking about is very good. I've seen it. One of two of Peters non straight films. He's gay in The Dying Gaul. But the actor (Campbell guy, forgot his whole name) part is very interesting. As the big wheel in Hollywood. It speaks to all that I have been talking about in this post! I will be back to read the discussions on (His) part of this movie. It should be interesting.
Also, if anyone has not seen the movie "Kinsey", you should. Peter is in this movie also and has a (frontal nude) love scene with Liam Neeson. His charactor likes sex with men and women and explains it. Actually Peter and Liam charactors have in depth talk about experiences with both sexes.
Special if you have not talked about Kinsey, I reccomend this movie. It explains alot about sexuality and it's variations as it pretains to men and women or humans.
Angel - Bahahahahha
How did I miss that? I blame not enough caffeine sugar and fun. Damn new year's resolutions.
I dont believe there is such a thing as "bi-sexuality" - Ive said this before and will say it again. Seems this is becoming more accepted, to say so.
Convenient to think there is such a thing as bi-sexuality becus it trivalizes preference and difference.
I myself could get it up for a Siamese cat in heat.
Basic orientation is a horse of a different color.
Sorry if Im getting all serious but some peoples views get on my nerves, sometimes.
Jayna, have you ever thought that your views may get on others nerves?
I respect your views, but It does not mean I agree with them and visa vera.
Well, I practice the thought of "a mind is like a parachute, it does not work, if it's not open"!
I have no agenda, to want Jake bisexual, do you have one for him being gay? I also believe sexuality for people varies. The movie Kinsey explains this. Now, I cannot get aroused by a Siamese cat, but there you have it!
To each, his own.
Jayna, do you consider Lindsay Lohan gay?
Special get back on caffiene and sugar NOW. LOL
I had a bf who preferred male relationships but didn't like having sex very much with them. He liked sex with women better. He lived with his bf and dated me, the bf knew and accepted it, so did I. I don't think sex is black or white either or, I know it isn't because I like women too. Usually a choice is made as a person gets older. But whether they went with their head or their heart, its never easy on them because they will always miss to some degree the one they didn't choose.
For all the ones jumping the gun on Reese pregnant. reese went to Dr on Monday alone. Jake went on Tuesday, he went in and Reese stayed in car. I wouldn't call those "2 visits to the Dr together becasue Reese is pregnant." LOL
JustJared has pics of JustJake! running with twinkieboy trainer this am. Still has beanie.
lol visa vera sounds like a campy drag queen. Sorry, should be visa versa
re: Jake out running with the trainer
Helloooooo and welcome to The Gun Show
Damn.
I wonder if the beanie hat wearing is Jake's PR parody. He covers his beautiful head of hair [what he's known for] because only seeing his beards right now is what matters. Something like that. Its not that cold in LA and his hair looked fine in the birthday pics. Makes me wonder if the beanies are a joke or a rebellion. Maybe even a lost bet to a hat lover.
Looking past the arms - what do I see running shoes -- why do I bring that up? Jake has a thing for sneakers. He has some he wears just to wear (his Nikes) but has been wearing New Balance to work out. Why is this relevant - because he was wearing the New Balance during "The Great Coffee Camera Caper."
Now Reese has running shoes on, but come on if they ran anywhere together yesterday somebody would have the pictures of that. She didn't look like she had a run, (hair) and who could run after drinking a latte? Skim or not.
Makes me think he worked out,met her and Reese dressed appropriately for their (fill in the time) rescheduled business meeting.
Velma: And who's on the camera?
Fred, Daphne Shaggy & the Sherrif: OLD MRS WITHERS!!!!
Reese: "I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"
Ted said...
"Pigs in Blankets for Toothy?
When we announced that Toothy Tile won our user-voted year-end awards, the Prop 88s (88 celebrity propositions we want passed, including T. Tile coming out of his very dusty closet), we suggested a lovely ceremony at the Beverly Hilton to make it official. You know, award him with an actual trophy instead of a trophy girlfriend, that sort of sensible thing.
We chose Oct. 11, National Coming Out Day, can't think why. Next thing you know, the senior catering manger from the damn Hilton emails us and wants to know if we really are booking the joint? I said I'd ask.
Toothy? Is it a date?"
I am so there. How awesome would this be. An OMG contingent heading to LA.
^^^^ I'd be there, Tom!!! I'd go out scouring the area for dogs to sit to raise the airfare, lol.
Let's see, if the Good Lord wills it. It'll be D.C. in the spring. Boston in the summer. And then California in October. Sounds like a plan to me.
Stopping by to say to Tom that i`m so sorry for you`re loss. Hope you find peace knowing she has, even though it`s got to be hard. Really sorry, sweetie:(
I saw the dark knight twice this week. Really loved the movie. I think about all the actors were great, so Heath, for me,was just a part of the goodness. But, he was indeed a great part. Cross my fingers for him winning sunday. Think he deserves it. Also cross my fingers for a golden globe for NPH.
If Heath wins a globe, and it`s true his folks wants Jake to accept it for him, i hope he will. I would be glad if he did. IF it`s true Heath`s family really wants this.
"Jayna, do you consider Lindsay Lohan gay?"
JS, sorry I get on yr nerves! I get on my own nerves.
I just like to take stands to get on people's nerves, to be honest. It provokes discussion.
I havent the faintest idea of what is reality. Esp, concerning sexuality.
And I dont read fan mags nor keep up with celebs so I know nothing about Lindsay Lohan and care less.
You've never got hot over cats mating? Omygod there's nothin' like a gorgeous tom gettin' it on!
Just sayin' :D
Lots of gay men date women in their early years while still confused and trying to fit in with traditional society. Personally, I think Jake is gay, not bi post Austin. Why? The last 3 years events.
If Jake ever comes out, we must all meet somewhere for dinner and champagne to celebrate the occassion. I would fly anywhere to make that happen. Let's keep our fingers crossed.
And I dont read fan mags nor keep up with celebs
lol and Jake is?
Pigs in blanket
lovely ceremony
make it official
award him with an actual trophy instead of a trophy girlfriend
sensible thing
Oct. 11, National Coming Out Day, can't think why
manger
Is Ted REALLY saying something about a wedding, a baby or Baby Tile? Did he misspell manager or was manger on purpose? Mehopes its about BT, maybe BTs birthday is in October. Obviously its too early to say Reese is pregnant and due in October lol.
Hi NG Girl. Thanks.
Guess is is going to see Rufus in concert? YES Jersy Tom. Feb. 14th Phila. Pa. Cant wait.
PG, it,s 11.35 pm in Norway as i post, so guess it`s bedtime for me soon:)
"And I dont read fan mags nor keep up with celebs
lol and Jake is?"
Jake was not a "celeb" when I first became interested in him and his career.
IHJ has jog pics. LOL 2 pics are police talking to Jake....maybe the cop was investigating the case of the missing camera.
Obviously its too early to say Reese is pregnant and due in October
Wouldn't that be something?
Ramona's and Matilda's birthdays are in October.
I want Jake to have a son if Reese is pregnant. Deacon would make a cool older brother and Ava would have to babysit, she is old enough:)
Plus,Jake needs a son who will carry this unusual family name into the future:)
Look, I'm only speculating, but my inner female intuition tells me Reese IS pregnant. It's her third pregnancy, she knows this thing in and out, but for Jake, if it's true-it's the most important event in his life so far. His first child. Let's share his joy. Gay, bi, straight- these things don't matter when your children come into this world.
Cop: "Mr Gyllenhaal I'm making this very easy on you and your PR by stopping you here on the street while you're jogging. Let this be formal notice that you need to get yourself down to the station immediately for questioning regarding the Peets Coffee incident of the missing pap camera. You don't want us to handcuff you and drag your ass in now do you?"
Jake: "Its OK officer I like handcuffs by the way tell everyone I want them wearing their gun holsters too. Can we do this dragging my ass thing after the Golden Globes? My beard date will have a fit if I walk funny on the red carpet."
I think Jake would have to be stupid and crazy to want a child with a woman like Reese Witherspoon.
Quite the hard sell for Jake is bi and Reese is pregnant!
Oh yeah, I forgot, just have to keep that unusual name going.
LOL!
(Damn pesky gay rumors!)
"Obviously its too early to say Reese is pregnant and due in October
Wouldn't that be something?"
You need to check your dates. Its January. October is the 10th month. Human pregnancy is 9. Keep dreaming but go back and do it in Babble.
Jake at the police station: Guess where I'm hiding the camera!
Where are the gloves?
Ted had link Toothy near Ben & Jen several times like he did with Naomi & Leiv before, when Baby T was to be born. And the Pigs in Blankets is plural. Don't think manger is a misprint. Manger - crib, blanket, and the plurality makes it sound like Ted is say that there there is more than one gosling in the Toothy & Goose nest.
Damn camera is a-jigglin'
Look, I'm only speculating, but my inner female intuition tells me Reese IS pregnant. It's her third pregnancy, she knows this thing in and out, but for Jake, if it's true-it's the most important event in his life so far. His first child. Let's share his joy.
I don't think he'd be very joyful to think that the mother of his first Gyllenhaal prince would be so blase about it that she'd be drinking during the first trimester!
They probably were getting their teeth whitened for the GG's! :)
I brought my own special gloves. A new box of my ribbed favorites, enough for everybody!
Policeman: Hey Jake here's a camera that dropped out of your shorts on the last street.
Jake: Thanks!
"Word around the station is you like to give blow jobs in parked cars"
"Look, I'm only speculating, but my inner female intuition tells me Reese IS pregnant. It's her third pregnancy, she knows this thing in and out, but for Jake, if it's true-it's the most important event in his life so far. His first child. Let's share his joy."
If you did think you were pregnant would you (and also being very pr savvy would you be photographed) drinking beer (even a tiny sip) the day before you went for the test to confirm it. I can't see Avon approving of such actions, although maybe that contract wasn't renewed.
LOLLLLL!!! You guys are killing me.
Jayna, you are something else. Cats mating, lol. Got me curious now.
Norwegian Girl!!!! Wow - hello to you! Long time no see. I don't have my time zone calculation. I forget how far ahead you are of my time zone. Wasn't Heath fantastic in TDK. He was spectacular. Mesmerizing. Anyway, good to see you.
NG, you may be in bed by now. Sweet dreams to you.
If you did think you were pregnant would you (and also being very pr savvy would you be photographed) drinking beer (even a tiny sip) the day before you went for the test to confirm it.
I wouldn't even drink coffee. Especially if you knew you had a dr. appt. scheduled a few weeks/days later. However, there are usually several embryos with reproductive technology, so Spesh/Ted may be onto something about the little goslings. ;)
You all are missing the point. All of "sigh's" ramblings are not about the drinking etc, but about "his first" child bla, bla.
Hey, "sigh", what about BT?
However, there are usually several embryos with reproductive technology, so Spesh/Ted may be onto something about the little goslings. ;)
Maybe thats why Jake wears sweats all the time, wears beanies because he doesn't have time to wash style and comb his hair, drinks gallons of coffee, ignores Atticus and in Santa Monica area a lot [second home where BTs are?].
I just keep hoping that if Jake is gonna exccept the Golden Globe Award for Heath he doesnt take reese with him. It would be awful. Such a special night and a time for Heath to shine would be spoiled by bringing deceit to a special event.
If Jakes PR does visit these sights I hope they dont convince Jake to take her. Even Austin should know better abd have Jake do the right thing.
I consider myself bisexual, so yes, they exist. But I think it is far more common in women. Men seem to be more hard-wired when it comes to prefernce. There was a study out in the past few months that showe women were far more likely to be turned on by the situatiopn as opposed tp the gender, and itb said a lot of women not only responded more to same sex scenes, regardless of their identification, they also responded to sex scenes of animals. Maybe that is what you meant by cats Jayna? And I know some people think he doesn,t get bisexuality, but Dan savage is always writing about how fluid women are in their sexuality, but claiming that there is no such thing as a bi guy. And bnuy bi I mean someone who is really attracted to and enoys sex with both.
Ithinj jake is gay, but even if he is bi reeke is not real, so it doesn't matter as far as that argument goes.
Another busy day, didn't catch manger (slaps head). Baby tile was born in Oct.2007, and I think ted is hinting at another one with Austin, not reese. Babt Tile will be 2 this fall.
Sorry for all the typos, not on a computer at the moment,
Not a proponent of extinction, but this is one species that everyone would like to see fade away in Hollywood.
Nice one, Special K!
All the too-toos, gub-gubs, chee-chees, and dab-dabs of Hollywood would then relax and live happily ever after. But alas, there would be no more blind vices and TC would go bankrupt :)
BTW, I would like to have my pushmi-pullyu medium-rare please.
And yes, looks like sexy is back at OMG ;)
Just checked out the jogging pictures on JJ (why is that our only source now for Reeke or Jake pictures now? JJ has suddenly become the place to go? rather interesting in itself).
I realize he's getting older. And it has been basically most of the year without seeing alot of him and when you don't see someone for a long time, things stand out alot more than they do when you see somebody every day.
But he is way too sculpted now for my taste. And it's not those natural looking muscles, either. Those are the rock hard kind that you see on the diehard weightlifters in the workout gyms.
Man. Jake, ye are looking fuzzier & fuzzier in my rearview mirror, buddy. I can hardly see you anymore.
Hey, Kacieee! Good to see you. Sorry to hear if you aren't going to be around too much? What's up with that, girl? I know. It's getting darn frustrating, isn't it. But I miss you already!! You just keep on coming around everytime you can. We're all still here.
LOL, Destiny. I figured you were on your Blackberry. ;)
Hey, so Dan Savage agrees with me! interesting. thanks Destiny. It seems to me also that men seem to be more hard-wired when it comes to sex.
& Im glad to hear Im not only woman that's into cats. A friend used to bring his lovely male, Fergus, to mate with my Sexy Siamese, Daphne, and we would both get aroused watching them, but we were otherwise attached, so we just enjoyed watching hot cat sex together.
:D
When did Jakey go from having bottom arms to top arms? Or maybe I was asleep during that part of class. Damn. I didn't know you could get muscly-like arms from playing with Barbies all day with the girlfriends. He must be playing with Bratz. Those heifers are fatter. You know, I never got the urge to put my tongue in his peen hole like some of you whores, but now that he has those made-for-sex-arms...
Here's Jakey being sexy hot and knowing it while jogging with some dudes today. You know "Running Back to You" by Vanessa Williams is bumping in his head. NUFF SAID!
Someone just posted a link to popsugar on WFT2. Reeke at a restaurant after the People's Choice Awards. So they are really laying it on suffocatingly, I must say. Gotta hand it to Jake. He's trying to contribute a little bit more. I have got to wonder why they are laying it on so heavy now.
It makes me wonder, too, you guys, what it is he/they're trying to distract from right now. And I just think it is too strange that during this whole Reeke blitz, we're not seeing the 2 children. At all.
This is just really interesting. So he doesn't accompany her to the PCA's. But he'll meet her afterwards for dinner & a body/snug/body cuddle afterwards. Mmhmm. I'd be real curious as to how long they were at this restaurant.
PR is really preaching the PDA peptalk right now, I would say. Lol. Funny how Reeke could restrain themselves all this time, but Jake comes home & it's just uncontainable.
Too much, too late, Reeke.
Jayna, like I said, to each his own with the cats.
Destiny I thought you were on a bad typewriter or crowded NY subway with the typos. Makes for very funny reading.
Hey, I'm not knocking what Dan S. is saying. I kind of lean towards the Kinsey line of thought that most people fall in the middle of sexuality and are bisexual even if they don't act on it. I know woman are different in their sexuality. Love it when feminine women will have a relationship with another woman when her last relationship was with a man, and most would care less about what people think. Yes! Then they may have a relationship with a man or two again. I love this about women.
But should you close the door on the idea that men don't feel the same way about sexuality? The big difference is that men hide it. Maybe because of non exceptance of society. To think that mostly women are bisexual or are the True bisexual beings is wrong and absurd. As I said before Jake could be straight / gay / or bisexual and it would not upset me one bit. There is much about male sexuality that women don't know about. I have met many bisexual and gay men. If a man identifys as gay and don't have sex with women, I will call him gay. If a man is married with children or dates women and has sex with men regardless if the wife / girlfriend knows or not, and he considers himself bisexual so be it. If this same man considers himself as gay, with wife and kids / dating women so be it also. The only difference is that most of these men who are dealing with or dating women won't be open with it to their partner or to society as most women I have met will. That's all! Word games can go around and around, but just as Destiny has considered herself as bisexual, then why is it that men are only gay and women have the right to pick and chose about their sexuality? You have a right to feel that Jake is gay and only gay (and it's only a feeling), but no one has seen the beardig contract. And I have a right to feel that he is bisexual because he fits most of the actions of men not willing to expose themselves to the public that he is interested in men. He will show the public that he is interested in women.
I know about the Hollywood game and just saw some of Rock Hudson Story on Logo last night. Women are not the only bisexuals in the world, Ask the acient Romans / Greeks. Women are open about it, Men are not. Ask the Gay men on this site.
(Here's Jakey being sexy hot and knowing it while jogging with some dudes today. You know "Running Back to You" by Vanessa Williams is bumping in his head. NUFF SAID!)
Good picture and nice running music.
Like I don't already ;)
But never ever on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday...
Rattler; hot cat sex...preceded by filthy, dirty talk.
They talked about movie they just saw, one brings up a scene, says he really liked it, asks, discuss, make a deal, promises, then one gives the other oral.
I think the photo ops are about getting Jake his next gig. He has essentially finished the PoP so he needs his next job. Probably wants to get it locked down before the strike starts up.
I think Jake and Reese will do the Golden Globs together. He is a presenter so he will probably be allowed to have a plus one at his table. It would be a better debut than the people's choice awards. I don't think they will do the main red carpet as I think that is for nominees only.
Remember this is for the producers and agents more than the general public. They are the ones who employ the actors, not us.
ITA prairie Girl, and we don't know who else was at the restaurant, if Reese met Jake and Austin there. At Peoples Choice it looked like Rteese was sitting with management people maybe family?. Who knows maybe family or their management and Reese went out to dinner after and Jake met them. Hell maybe the pic was taken at a photo studio. I don't think Reeke the Romance is real only Reeke the Freak Fake Bearding is real. IF its a real relationship and IF Jake is in love with her then he's gonna walking a lonely road and be learning some tough lessons ahead. Bearding, in love with Reese or even friends with Reese, he's a chump and an idiot any way you look at it.
The Broadcast Film Critics Awards (Critics choice) are tonight. Don't know if Reeke will be there.
Heath won Best Supporting Actor!
Hey Chris! You found your password, lol.
Their heavydose of activity makes me feel like I've been caught in a tidalwave of you know what with nowhere to duck. You know, I probably would've believed it more if they were doing all of this 10 months ago. Not now. Not after all their little vacations, endless coffees & shopping excursions where there was endless opportunity for the attempt at closeness that they're suddenly trying to push in this blitzkrieg of Reekedom.
After all the brother/sister looks, the scowls, the indifference, the leaving the other in the dust walks, all of a sudden, they turn it on and can't turn it off.
Gonna tilt the chaise lounge back another notch and open another Diet Citrus Tea.
I have got to turn in on that note. I promised Special I'd behave. ;-)
Heath won BSA, Sean won BA, Slumdog won BP, BD and several other awards! Ann Hathaway and Meryl Streep tied for BA. :)
TDK won Best Action Film!
A LOT of important actors were there. Not Reeke. They ain't high on Critics Lists anymore only pap and PR paychecks.
The funny thing about people who insist Jake is bisexual is that they then use it to insist Jake is with Reese. They never use it to say Jake is with a man, now why is that? Especially when it is plain as day Reeke is fake. And your description of them Just Saying is the classic description of bearding/in the closet/trying to live a "normal" straight life while suppressing homosexual desires. It is not a description of bisexuality.
You're also wrong about Kinsey, he didn't say most people fall in the middle.
And real couples do not go out for every single meal and make sure they get photographed together more than a dozen times in 3 weeks. They
mostly stay home together. Oh, that's right, they don't exist if you don't see them.
Jake jogging comment on Dlisted: Nice shirt, I bet someone told him that ADIDAS stands for "All Day I Dream About Scrotum".
Jake is turning into a bigger media whore than Paris Hilton, Britany, Brangelina, Spencer and Heidi and Wino rolled into one. The only difference is that no one wants to read about Reeke.
Good news about the critics choice awards. Heath and Sean both totally deserved it. They became their characters.
MK on Dlisted Rocks. Had me rolling off my chair. Did anyone see Jossip.com today. The story "people have terrible taste in everything" is illustrated by a pic of Reese winning the peoples choice for that dreck of a film.
Back to Ted's comments. I have to remember to study every word he writes. He does nothing by accident and yeah, I do recall babytile being tied to October. Same time as Naomi Watt's first or something to that effect. It may be just a coincidence since Ted referred to Nat'l coming out day.
Rack 'em up, rack 'em up, rack 'em uuuppppp!
I'm so glad Heath is starting to rack up the BSA awards. He would have been one of the greats for sure. I'm glad Sean won for BA.
I'm so glad TDK won for Best Action Film at the Critic's Choice Awards! I forgot they were on, as soon as I read about Heath winning I turned on the television. I did miss some of them. :)
(And your description of them Just Saying is the classic description of bearding/in the closet/trying to live a "normal" straight life while suppressing homosexual desires. It is not a description of bisexuality.)
I disagree with your here. What I am saying is that bisexual men can be in the closet as most that I have known are. Are you saying that for men to be bisexual they can't be in the closet? Most of them are not out is my experience. Jake could be with a man, but I don't see him with a man as much as I see him with Reese. Sure they can be hamming it up for PR purposes. I never said that Reese was fake or not. It is not obvious to me that they are not dating. Quite the contrary, they look like they are to me, and Jake still can be bisexual and dealing with Austin or any man on the side. Afterall bearding would say that a person is in the closet, bisexual or gay wouldn't it? Does Jake being bisexual bother you? If so, why since you identify as bisexual?
But never ever on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday..
You're bad baby. Oscar movie foreplay gets me hot. J, are you the owl or the pussycat?
It doesn't bother me that Jake is bisexual, and in fact for a l time I considered the possibility, when he went from Kiki to Austin. But I don't think he has gone from Austin to Reese, and what bothers me is the bearding and faking a relationship. I am also tremendously bothered by the fact that he has become a tabloid fixture, because I don't think that is the way to gain recognition as an actor. It just sells some magazines.
Jake: OK we have to think, what is it that we both do everyday so we can do it together and we'll get papped?
Reese: Well I do YogaHop, I talk to my mom on the phone, I go shopping, I back into other cars in parking lots almost every day.
Jake: Do you leave a note?
Reese: Nah. I'm so tiny what kind of damage could I do anyway? And lets face it, no one who gets their car hit by me, Oscar winning actress Reese Witherspoon would ever get it fixed. It would be worth so much more at trade-in.
Jake: Yeah you're probably right. Even if no one knew it was you people around here have plenty of money to get it fixed. Thats what business managers are for. What's YogaHop? It sounds like too much work. I like to exercise but only outside where I might get papped, might as well kill two birds with one stone I say. And what if we did this Yoga crap? We'd be inside the same building day after day so all the pap shots would just be us walking in the same parking lot holding smelly mats. I hate smelly mats.
Reese: You need to try it. Yoga is great, its done really slow, it doesn't make you all sweaty or mess up your hair and I get to show off and do backbends in class and everyone is really impressed and yoga is really great it helps with flexibility.
Jake: I don't need yoga I get enough flexibility workouts in the nest with birdyboy. You should see the backbends I can do contorting myself around those long legs of his..
Reese: Ewwww gross, don't be disgusting. Anyway back to the doing togetherness things subject....what about shopping? I go shopping every so often we could do that together. And some mornings I run out and drive around until I know the kids are at school and then I grab coffee on the way back to the house. I really need it, its tiring having a nanny and a housekeeper and reading scripts and doing scrapbooks and watching TV all day.
Jake: Yeah I like that idea, coffee and shopping. Sounds easy and quick and I really need to get my caffeine on with all this running around I'm doing lately.
Reese: I have an idea, Brentwood Country Mart. They always have paps hanging around. And it'll be good advertising for the city and it'll make it look like you live here. I wonder if PR will pay for our purchases. If they don't I bet I can get Avon to do it.
Jake: Brentwood, coffee, shopping, sounds good it's a date!
Reese: And don't you worry I'll go ahead and write out a schedule. Leave it to me I'll plan everything, right down to what we'll do and say and if we laugh and what we wear. Seriously you won't have to do a thing but show up and follow the script.
Jake: You're a doll. This sounds so easy. Okay it's all in your hands, I'll leave everything up to you. Its just what I need right now, some easy PR that'll make me a household name. Thanks for helping me with this. I'll have my people draw up the contract. The public is just gonna love seeing us together!
I do get discouraged sometimes by
the way things are. What I would
like to have seen Jake and Reese
together earlier in 2007. I would
also like to see them paying a bill or something together BESIDES
coffee and shopping together. I also hope Atticus is being cared
for really great. How old is Atti
now?
You can laugh at me and it is
sort of funny. I am beginning to
think that Jake sees Reese and
Austin both. Moday, Wednesdays, and Fridays are reserved for Reese. Then Jake reverses the days
every other week for Austin. You
really have to have a sense of
humor to stand this.
I really do think now that Jake
and Reese will get married someday. But that will never change my opinion that Jake really
had deep feelings for Austin. If
he lets Austin go completely, he
may regret it greatly. I am just
about 50/50 on Baby Tile. Also, do
you think Ted's sources could have
been wrong all this time? Has Ted
ever come out in public and said
he was wrong about something?
I have been so grouchy about
everything because I am having
such a time with these contacts
blurring on me. I have to go back
today to the doctor to try another
trial pair so it's always something.
Basically, what I am trying to
say is this. If you love someone
greatly, you had better hold on to
them or you may regret it even for
the sake of your career.
Another note of humor- I do
sort of wonder if Jake will be
taking the occasional weekend to
go fishing in Texas!!
I guess my New Year's resolution
should be to not judge celebrities
by the photos. It does look like
Jake has chosen Reese. I wish him
the very best in his life. I also
wish the same for Austin. I do have admiration for Austin because
he seems to be a down to earth
person. I also hope that Jake will
someday do the movie about Joe
Namath. I think it would be a role
great for him.
Everybody take care of yourselves and have a great weekend.
This is just really interesting. So he doesn't accompany her to the PCA's. But he'll meet her afterwards for dinner & a body/snug/body cuddle afterwards. Mmhmm. I'd be real curious as to how long they were at this restaurant.
PR girl most likely Jake was spending time with his husband since Austin was due back at work. He also may have had to drive him to LAX. Thats is my bet.
Kacie, good comments. I wish I was up & awake sometimes when you were, you lil' nightowl. Hey, good luck with the contacts. They can be troublesome sometimes. My eye doctor has me wearing the Oasis ones and I haven't had near the problems. But they're $35.00 a box. Can you believe that? What in the heck is in those things, that's what I want to know. Oil? Corn?Sugar?
And you notice gas is starting to creep up again. Grace period is over!
And you notice gas is starting to creep up again. Grace period is over!
No more beans!
No more beans!!
lol.
You know what I noticed in some of the Laker pics and now again in the jogging pics is Jake's funky right eye. Is something going wrong with it or is it he's getting into bad focussing-squinting habits?
Iris, maybe he got a bad box of contacts. You mean, he's squinting alot with that one? Gee. Or could it be a nervous twitch? And nervous twitches come from......nah, what could he be unsettled about?
I'll be curious to see how he does now. One thing is for certain. PR has coached on 2 things: PDA and his appearance. Guess all that "looking ragged" talk was too much. But now he's a walking billboard like Tiger Woods.
Hey, guys, I'm on the prowl right now looking at some other eyecandy since right now jakey ain't exactly cutting it for me.
'Course, Heath is a hands down favorite. James Marsden comes to mind. I was going to say Trevor Rabin of Yes, but well, I was googling him yesterday and he doesn't exactly look as I remembered. lol. Ah well, we all change over time, don't we?
Here's a good one. I like the blond Sonic guy. LOLLLL! I do, I do. Don't ask me what it is. Those guys are stupid, aren't they? I missed them over the holidays. I'm glad Sonic hasn't quit using them. They have a new commercial out now.
I'm kidding. He doesn't do it for me. But I do like them both. They make me laugh.
Well, everyone have a great day at work today. It's Friday - this has been one of the longest weeks, I swear.
no more beans. you don't know nothin' bout it, Alma.
chuckle
You're bad baby. Oscar movie foreplay gets me hot. J, are you the owl or the pussycat?
Don, babe, I will purr for you in the AM and hoot when the sun goes down. Meet me at the kitchen table. Clothes optional.
The way HW is with how people have to look a certain way and who's seen with who and how they can't go to places they used to go to anymore and how they can't say things they would like to talk about and the bearding and being stuck with someone 24/7 if you are bearding with them.. its no surprise actors do drugs or committ suicide no surprise at all.
Reese talks about the Lakers kiss
It used to get me when celebs mouthed off about stuff like politics giving their opinions ans some of them were stupid and rude. But after seeing the Reeke bearding you know what i don't mind the celeb opinions anymore because they are being honest about themselves and how they feel no matter who agrees with them or not. I respect that a whole lot more than Reeke who lives their life as a lie to make everyone happy.
And she probably had no idea they were photographed either.
Thats prob how she got into acting. She was a pathological liar as a child and figured since everyone fell for her stories and believed her bullshit she would make a good actress.
You can clearly see in the fan pics of the kiss that they're moving in for the kiss while they're already on the kiss cam.
And I highly doubt that fan was pointing the camera at the kiss cam for the whole time, so they were probably already on even longer.
If she really didn't notice that she was on that whole time then she's even stupider than I thought.
You know the only reason that question was even asked is because the plan was to sell it as a completely spontaneous kiss and that fan ruined it by showing it was only for the purpose of the kiss cam.
Damn that fan!
She said they "had" to kiss not that they were kissing and got caught. Very telling.
She said they "had" to kiss not that they were kissing and got caught. Very telling.
And funny that they each went to their doctor after, Reese on Monday Jake on Tuesday. LOL
If she knew they had to kiss, then she knew they were on the Kiss Cam.
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