Not so long ago, the word was Jake was picked to play Joe Namath, and as much disbelief and discussion about him being a Persian prince popped up, so did the arguement he's not big enough to play Broadway Joe. Maybe that's the reason things are done in certain order, do one PoP, easily transition into athlete mode, and then be ready for PoP2 without too much work. Have you notice the side burns a little longer? Just like my old Sport and Shave Ken Doll. And the slightly shorter shorts . Is he trying to show off that his legs are going to look as good in pantyhose as Joe's did?
Or this about a different kind of Pop of now 2 and not being so Poppin' fresh this time around?
Now something to jog your memory and maybe the final clue to seal the deal on a very popular picture.
We seen this:
But what do you think of this?
Why does this picture always make me want to whistle "head and shoulders, knees and toes" ? Oh maybe because that's what got cropped out trying to disguise the source of 68++ inches of fun.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Jogged Memory
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Jake hasn't been photographed anywhere near his house or neighborhood in ages. Not spring of 07. Why? Use to be one reason but it could be two now.
I think the deal is that there are places that are strictly off limits for pictures of him. Home and the hills is definitely one. The other WeHo. Cause he used to get papped there all the time. As hard as PR is trying to take the WeHo out of the guy, you can't keep the guy out of WeHo.
We know that Jake's made deals before. Like getting pictures taken in front of Jar, by himself when clearly he wasn't there alone.
Exactly. He's avoiding places in Weho because it makes him look gay. And I am assuming he's avoiding them because places like Weho probably do have paps on the prowl, and who can get to a restaurant quickly if someone tips them off. Same goes for places like the Village and Soho in New York, which is why there were always a lot of photos of him in all these places. And was he going to places like Urth because he'd get seen, probably. But he looked like he was enjoying it when he did. And in a lot of those pictures Jake looked like he was just being himself. I don't remember when was the last time we had a photo of Jake that looked like he was papped doing something he wanted to do, as opposed to a pre-arranged, pr-approved shot, and in which he didn't look very conscious of being papped.
Oops, got so caught up in the discussion I forgot to saw that is an awesome catch on the legs. It is a perfect match!
Who took that picture of the legs round Austin? Male legs or female legs, it's a great shot. If they are male legs, it's an even better shot, because it's subversive on top of it. Along with the look in Nichols' eye.
"it's not being negative, it's being a realist"
Thanks for the reminder.
If I had a nichol for every time I put my legs around a neck - oh wait.. I do.
Matthew Katz Frost took the pic.
While it would be awesome if those were Jake's legs, I really think they aren't. (And if this were Jake, the other photos in the series would be PR dynamite.) I'm pretty sure that Jake would have a little more bulk and more muscle definition. Of course, I could be wrong....
what type of statement does the barefoot photo mean, represent? Is it Jake's? It can hardly be seen to compare. Is therw a larger picture? I don't think the legs are Jake's either. I agree with your view 11:13am.
Oh I think those legs are Jake's, those photos are almost identical, and that they therefore trust Frost to do the right thing with them and/or there are not any shots revealing who is on top. Jake has legs that are not in proportion to the top of him.
I've never doubted for a second that those legs are Jakes. I distinctly recall Jake having shaved legs for biking, but also one time when it was out of the blue, with no recent biking event or race. Jake did not get called wet, dark and wild for nothing. You just know that Jake and Austin walk the edge. Ted has said many times that Toothy likes danger.
m, you cannot be serious about those legs being Jake's ? They are way thinner than his legs! Also, just because you don't see him biking in paps pics it does not mean he was not biking. You have seen him biking with Austin in one set of pics do you believe that is the single time they biked together? Bet not, Austin had a biker outfit and a pretty damn good bike for good reasons... Yeah, and everybody thinks he only surfs or water skis!
They are way thinner than his legs!
Photo was taken before PoP bulking up.
OMG's thoughts and prayers go out to the people affected by the US Airways crash into the Hudson River.
WaPo article
The legs are Jakes. The pic was flipped to confuse people. The small horizontal scar and freckle pattern on the left calf in the pic is on Jake's right leg in RL and is hardly seen in pics. More obvious is Austins left nostril/side of nose is shaped different [gives it a more hooked appearance] than the right one and here its shown on his right side. Sure the buttons on the jacket are ok but they would be wouldn't they. Could be a womens jacket. The buttons are not important, the flesh is and the evidence is the legs are Jake's.
Hmm. I'm not completely convinced (can someone point out a photo of the scar on Jake's leg?) but I'm finding it interesting that the knees are cropped out. Jake's knees are not particularly feminine, and might have made it clearer whose legs these are. That's also a fairly big foot for a woman....
Finally, if Jake and Austin were to be photographed like this, Matthew Frost would be the person they'd trust to take the photo. And it would be hilarious!
The foot and the pumps don't reveal anything to me. If anyone don't agree and can explain, please help.
The hollow of the ankle.
I'd say that the hollow at the ankle is fairly distinctive, and I'd feel sorry for any woman who had feet that size.
Anonymous said...
Posted on OMG by M
I watched the Spectacle interview with Rufus this evening. A couple interesting comments. Re his being openly gay and still reasonably successful as a singer/composer, Elvis said its not the same in acting. Rufus said yes, "for actors its a disaster". He also said he knew he was gay very early. When he was in boarding school in upstate NY, most boys were outdoors playing sports, he was wearing pearls.
This is a statement that sure tells me a lot. Sounds like Rufus knows a gay actor. Rufus recently stated that he knows three famous people: Elton John, Reese Witherspoon, and Jake Gyllenhaal. The last time I looked Jake was an actor.
We will see Jake and Austin jogging together one day. I can feel it and it will make this man feel so good.
Not to be critic, but when i listen to you`re music, i sometimes think(ok, very often): "Am i that simple? Am i that old fahioned? What happened?
"rythm is gonna get you(rythm is gonna get youuuu);)"
and "goodbye yellow brick road" or everything of phil collins. GOD, i guess it`s about time i TRY listen to some modern songs, such like "umberella";)
Dear Ted:
What do Hollywood "beards" get paid: Oscars, Golden Globe nominations, movie contracts, or plain old money? Thanks.
—Jdsalazar
Dear Worth It:
All of the above, for real.
Sounds like reese to me.
What a smile? Great to see Heath get nominated for a BAFTA. I think that pretty much assures that Heath win win every major award for Award in a Supporting role this year.
Jake hasn't been photographed anywhere near his house or neighborhood in ages. Not spring of 07. Why?
Because he sold it. Trust.
Great news about Heath.
About the legs, the second set of pics look like a really good match. considering that Jake, Austin & Matthew are also close friends, I'd say the legs around Austin are Jake's.
Now the interesting question is, does Jake dress in drag and sing show tunes to that long, lean, cool glass of water? :))
Gotta run.....
Sotheby's said...
Jake hasn't been photographed anywhere near his house or neighborhood in ages. Not spring of 07. Why?
Because he sold it. Trust.
So are you saying that Jake moved in with Reese in the Spring of
2007. You say trust. Why? Trust is a word it is not facts.
He might have sold the house but moved somewhere else. But not with R.
Remember Ted mentioning that Toothy and Goose were planning for raising their family and in the glare.
Yeah Sotheby, I'm curious also. If he sold his house did he buy another or did he really move in with Reese? And how would you know this info?
The old house is gone, the proceeds helped finance and update Ojai.
If he's bearding with Reese why would he co-own a ranch with her. If he bought real estate with her than he must be planning long term with her. I don't think that Reese would buy a ranch with him and then let him bring a boyfriend over. How do you come by this info Sotheby? How do we know you are trustworthy?
From everything we have heard from SC and London, he is very particular about his privacy. It is a big thing.
If he had lawyers go after someone who posted information about where he was staying during a shoot, why the heck would he be involved with Ojai, when it has been in the press.
Not to be critic, but when i listen to you`re music, i sometimes think(ok, very often): "Am i that simple? Am i that old fahioned? What happened?
I tend to put on songs that I am listening to and like or songs that are requested by people. If you have a request we would be happy to do it for you, NG. Although I must warn you that I loathe Phil Collins. But if you requested it, I probably would put it on for you!
Hey Sotheby, cat got your tongue?
Sorry, Blogger won\'t give me any options other than anonymous.
To answer above, I don\'t know anything about what his privacy concerns are, I only know he sold LA in a pocket listing and took the proceeds from that to Ojai and the Reese house.
I push papers around and once in a while I come across something that catches my eye. This caught my eye.
****Sotheby\'s
It caught your eye..almost a year later. Uh huh.
You know Sothebys that all bought/solds are public records. So if you saw the recordss you saw the corp/trust names on the Jake and Reese transactions. Why don't you point the way to the paperwork? Shy to say on a public blog? Then email the info to Special and Wicked.
It's not being negative, it's being a realist.
The hypothesis reads very well, but in my opinion, it is logically flawed. For a pessimist, reality is perceived in the negative light (by definition) - and hence, the original hypothesis is rendered circular (the logical flaw).
An optimist, on the other hand, perceives reality in the positive light, and hence, by derivation, is always hopeful when unfavorable circumstances prevail.
In other words, a pessimist will conveniently use the above circular hypothesis to justify his/her negativity and cynicism - creating great amusement for the optimist!
Needless to say, I am laughing out loud.
You may know as an agent if he sold a house. You would not know what he did with the proceeds unless he told you personally. That would not be noted on any paper you were pushing.
Unless of course you also handled the purchase of the "farm". If so post the name of the trust that the farm is held in. It will be right on the paperwork.
It wouldn't surprise me if Jake sold the house and bought another in a place that people don't know of, heck, it could even be in Ojai, with Reese the "excuse" for why he is there. But on the other hand what Special says about the privacy makes more sense. And I certainly don't believe he'd buy property with Reese. Unless of course he used some of the proceeds from the sale of his house to pay Reese for the bearding.
I just read a great quote from Steve Jobs, something he said back in 2005 when he was first diagnosed with pancreatic cancer:
Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything—all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure—these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.
You know Sothebys that all bought/solds are public records. So if you saw the recordss you saw the corp/trust names on the Jake and Reese transactions. Why don't you point the way to the paperwork? Shy to say on a public blog? Then email the info to Special and Wicked.
Yes they are. Why would I point the way to the paperwork? Jake didn't sell his LA house at the time Reese bought Ojai. He sold it later. His trust sold it later. However, the papers I push aren't all recorded documents, some are, some stay at the lending institution as part of the file.
Sorry, Blogger won\'t give me any options other than anonymous.
To answer above, I don\'t know anything about what his privacy concerns are, I only know he sold LA in a pocket listing and took the proceeds from that to Ojai and the Reese house.
I push papers around and once in a while I come across something that catches my eye. This caught my eye.
****Sotheby\'s
Sorry, Blogger won\'t give me any options other than anonymous.
To answer above, I don\'t know anything about what his privacy concerns are, I only know he sold LA in a pocket listing and took the proceeds from that to Ojai and the Reese house.
I push papers around and once in a while I come across something that catches my eye. This caught my eye.
****Sotheby\'s
Your story makes no sense. Are you pretending to work at mortgage company? Are you implying that Reese bought the house in Ojai, then later Jake's TRUST sold his house and Jake used the proceeds of that sale to finance the purchase of the Ojai house? You need to work out a better story if you want someone with half a brain to believe you.
Sothebys won't be able to answer. You know, blogger problems.
Whats with Sotheby doing the " \'t " ?? On a foreign keyboard, Sotheby? European companies doing a US home sale transaction in Ojai. Uh huh.
Jake might have sold the HH house or rents it out, lives somewhere else. Whatever it is he's not living with Reese. Reese the Oscar- winning actress genuinely turning bright pink and looking uncomfortable after a short 3 second public Lakers kiss does NOT say "living together" or "dating 2 years". Period.
Amazing how quickly people jumped trying to refute the those are Jake's legs item. No more proof than that is needed that PR monitors this site full time. It made the news immediately when Jake bought his house in the first place, so doubtful it could be sold without the same fanfare. Besides, previous insiders have alleged part of Jake's psychological problems stem from problems with his house that cost a bundle. The insider stories don't match up.
"PR monitors this site full time"
Babblers too. They have to do something while they're knitting those baby booties!
Funny how that works isn't it M with things like the legs.
Special K: Wakie Wakie! :)
Amazing how quickly people jumped trying to refute the those are Jake's legs item. No more proof than that is needed that PR monitors this site full time. It made the news immediately when Jake bought his house in the first place, so doubtful it could be sold without the same fanfare. Besides, previous insiders have alleged part of Jake's psychological problems stem from problems with his house that cost a bundle. The insider stories don't match up.
M, is anyone else allowed to voice their opinion? Are you insinuating that if a posters comments do not coincide with your thinking, something is wrong with the person? Some people just don't think those legs are Jakes. Do you know for a fact that they are Jakes? I'll answer that, NO! Please be respectful of others veiws. Your comments can easily sound as if you are one of Jake's handlers or know inside information. Of course I do think insiders post some time, but you can never tell because if it does not fit the line of thinking of a select few, the word babbler gets thrown around. But you do sound like you are an insider with your last post.
"The trouble is, at the same time that Hollywood toasts itself for forward thinking, some of its leading lights - including "Milk" star Sean Penn - are toasting (not for the first time) totalitarian leftists such as Ernesto "Che" Guevara and Fidel and Raul Castro.
Hollywood hides hypocrisy in gay prestige genre
Forget about legs, ankles and property transactions. What do you all make of this.
new tt blind vice via ONTD
One Fabulous Fagola Run-in Blind Vice!
It was so delicious. Better than Angie getting her gal-flirt on at the Globes. Far better than whatever Mickey Rourke did with all those easy chicks at the after-parties. Call it showdown of the down-low dudes!
(You do know what down-low means, right? Uh, it's when superficially macho guys, often in the black and Latino cultures, but not always, like to screw with guys on the side while they've got the babes out in front.)
So here we go: Like the good little showman he is, Toothy Tile went to the Golden Globes this past weekend. And where was a camera when you needed one 'cause boyfriend ran into Lloyd Boy-Toyed, one of our other closeted Hollywood actors, just not as famous.
Jeez, wanna hear what happened?
They met. For the first time, I do not know, but I'm pretty sure it was. And even though both stars live to get their boy-flirt on, big-time, these guys are nearly a generation apart, so I highly doubt they mingle at the same gay gatherings.
But what's really interesting is how very sad Lloyd acted with Toothy, almost as if he saw before him the chance he'll never have: the possibility to come out of the closet and still have a career. Boy-Toyed never will out himself (although others sure as hell keep trying), not just because of his age, but because of his family, trust me on that one. But Toothy? Everybody knows he could still have it both ways; he's sure young enough. So what did Lloyd and Tooth discuss?
"The awards, the show, politics—it was a total come-on," insists my Toothy/Lloyd interloper. Am I quoting myself here, I wonder, and being very sneaky? Hmm. "It's how Lloyd operates. It's all in the eyes." Yes, that much is true. Very true. I know firsthand.
But let's get the point, already: Did Lloyd and Toothy hook up? Not there, they didn't, although I do believe digital info was exchanged, a dynamic that never would have gone down had T.T.'s standard chick date been around, which she wasn't, at least not then. Where could she have been? Stitching up Kate Beckinsale's dress in the ladies room?
Oh, and Lloyd. You might as well throw that number away. Toothy so is not calling. Sorry. (He's taken, a few times over.)
Jake and Zach.
Oh, and Lloyd. You might as well throw that number away. Toothy so is not calling. Sorry. (He's taken, a few times over.)
How are you taken a few times over?
Big Goose and some goslings.
Toothy Tile went to the Golden Globes this past weekend. He ran into another dude who is closeted but not as famous as him.
They may have met before but they're like 10 or so years apart so probably not.
Other dude was all sad 'n shit because he was thinking about how he could have come out when he was Toothy's age and still had a long career ahead of him but his life is too complicated now because of his family.
Ted knows this other dude and the dude has flirted with Ted.
Toothy and the other guy exchanged numbers only because Toothy's girlfriend/beard wasn't around. Toothy probably won't call the other dude because Toothy is a dude-whore.
Taken a fwe timws over by Goose, Gosling, Beard, Studio, Pr.
Jake and Tom Cruise.
"Jake and Zach."
The name combos would be funny/awful. LOL Zake Efhaal
I'm thinking Jake and Tom Cruise. Sure I read somewhere that Tom gave Jake and appreciative look (how creepy would that be). Can't be Zac because Toothy is the younger of the two here.
Original Lloyd Boy-Toyed blind item:
September 5, 2009
One Boyishly Bothered Blind Vice, Ted Casablanca - Sept. 05, 08
Isn't it interesting Lloyd Boy-Toyed is undertaking his latest media campaign to fight off rumors about everything under the tabloid sun—every topic save the one he wants to get out: that he sometimes likes young dudes in bed. Not Michael Jackson-style, mind you, but he sometimes likes 'em young. And to keep quiet. And you know what that means, doncha girlfriends? Occasionally Mr. Boy-Toyed's gotta give 'em the green. What a cold, hard, cashed-out town this can be, huh?
Let's see, Lloyd's busy mouthing off about his nasty battles with most everybody in the Biz, not to mention his more cherished (and known) companions and relatives. He appears to be a total crank-a-thon, really, but don't believe it for a sec. Oh, some of it's real, that's fer sure, but it's mostly for show, I assure you.
I have firsthand knowledge of Lloyd's more cunning agendas—not to mention the ones he prefers to get underway under the covers. Don't ask me how. I can't tell! I'm a married man now! I would never embark on something as nasty as tattling 'tween the sheets when I've got a superhoney at home. Quite the opposite of how Lloyd goes about things, trust.
Really, though, as sloppy as Lloyd's getting in the attempting-to-score department, he's gonna be out long before our beloved Toothy Tile, I assure you. Oh, and Lloyd-baby, I don't care, really. But, your blind-as-merde fans sure will. I say screw it, already! (Like you have so many guys.)
And It Ain't: Matthew Perry, David Duchovny, Kanye West
From Fanchitchat: Lloyd Boy-Toyed
Suspected: Alec Baldwin
NOT: Matthew Perry, David Duchovny, Kanye West, Jon Voight, John Mayer
Ted is so on Toothy's case. I love it when I hear someone say Ted is just an old drunk. Don't think so babblers. No way in hell he would have kept this saga alive if it were not true. He would have saved face and let Toothy fade away a long time ago. Ted could create another sensation anytime he wanted. How long has Ted been around? Long before Toothy.
I take it back. After looking at BI sites Lloyd Boy-Toyed was figured out long time ago as Alec Baldwin. AB was at GG. It totally fits.
Tom is more famous than Jake so it can't be him.
Boy-Toyed never will out himself (although others sure as hell keep trying), not just because of his age, but because of his family, trust me on that one.
Family mention would make sense with Baldwin, especially with his brother Stephen, and on the other hand all the stuff between Baldwin and Bassinger.
But the irony! Bassinger's character sleeps with Goose's character in The Informers.
Toothy is "taken": he is still with Gray Goose.
"he could still have it both ways" Toothy can have it all: come out and still have a career. there is hope.
"Am I quoting myself here" "I know firsthand": Ted is saying he knows first hand. I think this is why Ted is so sure of what he claims about Toothy.
"Like the good little showman he is"
Jake did the BB intro.
""Am I quoting myself here" "I know firsthand": Ted is saying he knows first hand. I think this is why Ted is so sure of what he claims about Toothy."
Maybe the reason why Jake was a tad nervous and not himself on stage. Maybe convo with AB was before and Ted was there?
Oh dear, so much to fear at the Golden Globes! Avoiding questions about Heath and Reese, Ted snooping around and closeted stars flirting at every corner. No wonder the poor boy was nervous.
"Did Lloyd and Toothy hook up? Not there, they didn't, although I do believe digital info was exchanged, a dynamic that never would have gone down had T.T.'s standard chick date been around, which she wasn't, at least not then. Where could she have been? Stitching up Kate Beckinsale's dress in the ladies room?"
"Kate Beckinsale, having a wardrobe malfunction in the bathroom, with the back of her dress popping open all the way down past her tush. And it's a nice tush, too, Taryn tells me. Thank god Renée Zellweger was there to pop Kate back into place before presenting."
Had to go there Canteen Boy
From WFT:
ted is claiming firsthand (biblical) knowledge about Lloyd, not toothy.
The exchange took place after the show supposedly since Jake was late to the show, remember the blurb about Jake rushing to the awatds late? Didn't have time to talk to anyone before the show. If Jake was nervous IMO it was because he wasn't prepared/didn't show up in time for a rehearsal. He had no plans to talking to the "press" so I doubt he was thinking about ted or anyone else.
This was not first hand, but second hand the info was told to Ted.
Ted flirted with Alec before.
You will notice some others BV about supposed closeted actors have been more or less abondoned...
Doesn't mean those actors aren't closeted just because Ted isn't talking about them as much as Toothy.
Toothy can be replaced. Ted is talented and knows how to lure his audience in. He could create another Toothy any time he wanted too.
I don't think we even need to dicuss Ted dropping the Toothy saga. It is full steam ahead. Makes me think Ted believes that he will be proven right maybe even sooner than we think.
You can give yourself a temporary name by just clicking on name and typing one in.
"if it were not true. He would have saved face and let Toothy fade away a long time ago. Ted could create another sensation anytime he wanted. How long has Ted been around? Long before Toothy."
I agree but if I was lawyer of the evil lol I would say you don't let go something which works so well and which has so many readers!
You will notice some others BV about supposed closeted actors have been more or less abondoned cause people don't care , they want Toothy lol
So you may wonder.....
January 16, 2009 6:44 AM
"He could create another Toothy any time he wanted too."
Yeah but he would disappoint
Toothy 'fans! and some would wonder about his credibility I think!
"Taken a fwe timws over by Goose, Gosling, Beard, Studio, Pr."
Oh well,can someone explain me the thing with Gosling ??? lol I don't get it.
( sorry for anonymous post, I try to create account but it's doesn't work!)
January 16, 2009 7:41 AM
He dropped Crips lisp/Crouchalistic (Clooney/Franco) either because he heard from E lawyers via the actors so it was dropped before any interest could start.
If the TT fans would stop e-mailing Ted he would drop it like he did the others. The BI's about Viggio and Orlando stopped only after the LOTR/ponies lost interest.
People figured out as early as June 2005 who TT was, I doubt Jake or his people care going on four years already. Ted is entertaining his "audience" and lets face it his TT updates are no longer posted on the sites like it was in the begginning: Defamer, Gawker, MK ,ONTD, etc. It's posted ehre , WFT2, FCC and that BI site.
Glad to see all the comments overnight was not cause for alarm.
As long as there's a story, Ted is going to write about TT, and Jake's over-the-tope bearding is enough for Ted to keep on top of him. As for loss of interest, other sites stopped posting about TT once everyone was pretty sure Jake was Toothy; other gossip sites post BI because people like to have fun trying to guess who it is, not because they are reporting on the stories.
I thought of Baldwin, but can you really say he's not as famous as Jake? I would think the opposite.
Fic,
why are you Ted's faithful audience?
Good morning starshine
You lead us along
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song
Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba naba
Early morning singing song
Thanks for the song Rattler. It makes me smile and not the greatest of days.
Yesterday I joined millions of other in U.S. who are now looking for jobs, as I was let go from my company. Economy was the reason, but have to say doesn't make it an easier.
So I have to take what I have been given and make something new from it. Its taking a negative thing and turning it into a positive.
(((((Special K)))))
Schamus: It was one of those ''where were you on the day Kennedy was shot'' moments. I called Jake and remember wailing.
The day Heath died
Sad what Jake did he set up a fake photo op with his fake gf.
Bad news Special. Hope you find something new soon.
Sorry to hear about your job Special. Hopefully you'll find a new one soon and this will end up opening new doors and new experiences.
I'm sorry to hear that, Special K.
But a door closing is a new door opening. Every cloud has a silver lining and I always believe that everything happens for the best and you do make your own luck. I hope you get something you like before too long.
Thanks for the song Rattler. It makes me smile and not the greatest of days.
Hope, my dear Special K, is a beautiful thing. Like stardust.
Hugs.
PS: A little bit of red, red wine also helps ;)
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