Tuesday, March 9, 2010

All about the bottom line

While OTH is finishing up season 7 this week in Park City, with Julian's movie going to Sundance the fate of the show is still in limbo. No official word yet that its going to be back for a season 8. Right now they are filming two endings just in case. Wanna bet they are filming that Julian wins Sundance and gets a distributor for his movie? Would they let Julian have success once that it's not related to Brooke Davis (TM) or did she give him the money to finish the film and is a producer who gets to latch on the Baker train and win again?Enough speculation. Crisis management people focus. If OTH stays around there will be budget cuts, and here at OMG we want to give a solution to their budget crisis.

Ditch the writers and just use Mad Libs!

Remember as a kid when they asked you for nouns, verb, adjectives, adverbs, names, whatever and they would plug into a wacky story? What's so different from OTH?

Look at this. It practically writes itself.

Episode Title: Name a 80's song or some Indie Song that label needs to push

Description:

Brooke Davis(TM) and (name a guy she's dated) try to (verb) a balance between their (adjective) (noun) and her empire as the (activity) begins.

Nathan and (name) receive a (adjective) visit, and Clay supports (noun) as (pronoun) faces some (adjective) news.

Psycho (occupation) sets (pronoun) sights on (name), and Dan finds himself (verb) with the (noun) who ate his (body part).

See simple! And think of all the money, liquor, and snacks you save when you get rid of the writers.

And now a treat. Austin in Snow.



Ok so the rest of the cast too. But hey the last time we saw Austin in snow was TDAT and here.


Funny how some things are the same, just the girls you kiss on screen are different.

Pics: ANJ

101 comments:

destiny said...

I really don't get your point Oracle.

And when in the world did Jake ever bow down to his fans? When he spit at the paps? Nearly drove over them? Fingered Reese's asshole? Trekked around with her after Heath died, just so people would think she was comforting him and was the most important person in his life, when she was just a famewhoring beard? Used his sister's wedding to promote his fauxmance and basically stole whatever pr she should have gotten from what was one of the most important days of her life?

Let's take your "live and let live" motto. How about all those film makers, stars, etc. who made films supporting Nazi ideas. The Nazis were masters at using propaganda like that. There's a movie playing right now in New York about that very topic, and some of the most infamous films. But I guess we shouldn't critize any of them either. They were just living their lives, and doing their jobs, earning money for their jobs. So what if they were demonizing Jews while they did it, and making them look subhuman, which contributed to the Germans, Poles, etc. believing it was okay to kill Jews, because after all, hadn't they been taught Jews were blood-sucking monsters? Those people are just celebrities, we don't have the right to say criticize the. Live and let live.

wow... said...

You really just compared Jake to a Nazi, didn't you?

Jesus Destiny, please THINK about the things you're saying here for just one moment...

Party it Up in SOho said...

What about when a month after Heath died (and this really pissed me off--far more than that walk with Reese and her kids) Jake and Reese visit NYC, and party/shop it all over Soho--the same neighborhood where Heath had died so tragically and alone a month before. THey both acted oblivious and callused, very materialistic and incredibly self-entitled (and shallow). VERY gross and tacky display.

Jersey Tom said...

Destiny you should be more respectful. Dont you know that we are in St. Jacobs Cathedral. Live and let live:-)

God Gyllenhaal said...

Bow at the Golden Shrine!

OTH writer #1 said...

Episode Title: Everybody Wang Chung Tonight

Description:

Brooke Davis(TM) and what's his name try to canoe a balance between their stupefying karaoke and her empire as the curling begins.

Nathan and Grubbs receive a glowing visit, and Clay supports trade embargoes as it faces some orange news.

Psycho mailman sets its sights on Victoria, and Dan finds himself litigating with the clown who ate his ear.

Eva said...

You really just compared Jake to a Nazi, didn't you?

LOL. I think what destiny's saying is that people have to be called out on their crap.

Oracle said...

Let's take your "live and let live" motto. How about all those film makers, stars, etc. who made films supporting Nazi ideas. The Nazis were masters at using propaganda like that. There's a movie playing right now in New York about that very topic, and some of the most infamous films. But I guess we shouldn't critize any of them either. They were just living their lives, and doing their jobs, earning money for their jobs. So what if they were demonizing Jews while they did it, and making them look subhuman, which contributed to the Germans, Poles, etc. believing it was okay to kill Jews, because after all, hadn't they been taught Jews were blood-sucking monsters? Those people are just celebrities, we don't have the right to say criticize the. Live and let live.

^^ Destiny, This is really a Stretch! And it has absolutely nothing to do with Jake and your ridicule of his life. Nothing!
And I don't get the point.

And when in the world did Jake ever bow down to his fans? When he spit at the paps? Nearly drove over them? Fingered Reese's asshole? Trekked around with her after Heath died, just so people would think she was comforting him and was the most important person in his life, when she was just a famewhoring beard? Used his sister's wedding to promote his fauxmance and basically stole whatever pr she should have gotten from what was one of the most important days of her life?

^^ Still, all your point of veiw and perception. Nothing more, nothing less.
You're still too harsh on him and you take it too personally. You should not. You and I have a difference of opinion about the pap spitting situation. He practice more constraint than I would have had. Their practices are really over the top and disturbing to ANY human being IMO. We also don't agree with the hanging or dealing with Reese (showmance or no-showmance)after Heaths passing.
Just as you commented earlier, you don't like what he's doing, it's not your cup of tea, YOU don't have to watch.
Why are you still here?
He is entitled to live his life the way he chooses as long as he is not harming anyone, whatever it is. And please don't start up about his actions harming the gay community, because you should be on every so-called closeted and hiding homosexuls site doing the same thing you're doing to Jake, male or female.
Now this is why it's too personal when it comes to you and what follows is nothing but anger most of the time in your comments.

put your [body part] where [animal]'s mouth is said...

"Dan finds himself litigating with the clown who ate his ear."

We need to start a betting pool on all of Dan's parts and what's going to eat them. I call the liver and a coyote.

babbler watch said...

destiny, don't waste your time with this idiot.

Special K said...

put your [body part] where [animal]'s mouth is said...

"Dan finds himself litigating with the clown who ate his ear."

We need to start a betting pool on all of Dan's parts and what's going to eat them. I call the liver and a coyote.



I am going for appendix and armadillo

What said...

LOL. I think what destiny's saying is that people have to be called out on their crap.

How does this pretain to Jake's life? Does Destiny know him personally? And I agree, if she don't like what she thinks he's doing, why bother. Why is she on this site.

Swoon said...

Omg, I don't think I have ever seen a more swoonworthy pic of Austin than that one with the leather jacket and curly hair, the lighting is great too.

I've been swooning a lot lately, I think I have the flu. ;)

What said...

destiny, don't waste your time with this idiot.

I know, I know. Let Ms Destiny say anything she wants, just let it be tearing into Mr. Jake G. daily, Because he offended US.

(WOW)

Whatever makes you happy.

The Birds said...

We're going for the eyes.

People said...

George! Taylor! Jake! Which Hollywood Guy Was the Oscars’ Hottest?

The Dingo said...

Dibs on the baby

Atticus said...

Fuck! I wanted the baby.

Atticus said...

n/m I'll take Dan's bone.

Atticus said...

Bones. He has more than one, right?

think again said...

You and I have a difference of opinion about the pap spitting situation. He practice more constraint than I would have had. Their practices are really over the top and disturbing to ANY human being IMO.

Sorry, publicity whores who use paparazzi to arrange photo ops with beards do NOT have the right to be pissed off with them taking photos.

you gonna eat that? NSFW said...

Dan, be careful!

National Equirer said...

Apparently you read the bearding contract also, huh.

Could you please fax me a copy?
I need to read the small print..

National Equirer said...

3:41 comment was for the well informed "Think Again"

writer 2 said...

Brooke Davis(TM) and Alex try to broker a balance between their combustible breakfast and her empire as the poledancing begins.

Nathan and Julian receive a Brokeback visit, and Clay supports Twiglight as he faces some nightly news.

Psycho pool cleaner sets his sights on Brooke, and Dan finds himself battling with the lemur who ate his lung.

BT said...

Who, me?

think again said...

Apparently you read the bearding contract also, huh. Could you please fax me a copy?

No problem, give me your fax number.

on sheepherders said...

Baby Lemur Tile = BLT

Here's One said...

Brooke Davis(TM) and Julian try to strike a balance between their new contract and her empire as the charade begins.

Nathan and Haley receive a surprise visit, and Clay supports Quinn as she faces some startling news.

Psycho ex-girlfriend sets her sights on Dan, and Dan finds himself stranded with the alligator who ate his hand.

Special offer: Save even more! This can also double as US Weekly copy.

Ted said...

More scoop for you on Jake Gyllenhaal and Olivia Munn's hangout sesh over the weekend.

The two were seen talking for a while at Weinstein's pre-Oscar party Saturday night, seeming more friendly than flirty. And while we thought the pair was totally random, we're told that Jake and Olivia may be getting together again soon...

The Prince of Persia actor and G4 host first met Saturday at the Night Before pre-Oscars party, at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

A source tells E! News a mutual friend of Olivia and Jake's introduced the pretty pair. Who? Jamie Foxx.

"Once they met, Jake didn't leave her side the entire night," says an eyewitness to the seemingly odd couple. "They looked like they were having fun, both laughing a lot."

Afterward, Munn left first for Weinstein's party at Soho House, and Jake followed with a crew of a few guy-pals in tow.

That's where they were spotted chatting on the rooftop patio for part of the party, where Jake dished he was hitting the Oscar party circuit to celebrate sister Maggie Gyllenhaal's nomination and just to hang with his friends.

Hmmm, but was J.G. just trying to elude prying eyes in order to have a little private party with Miss Munn later on? As if!

"Nothing happened romantically," says an insider close to the situation.

However, our potential love spy 'fesses that Olivia and Jake exchanged numbers and plan to hang out again soon.

"He's definitely single and wants to date girls," stresses the source.

Say it ain't so! Is Jake on the prowl for another Reese Witherspoon? We so prefer single Gyllenhaal—no coffee dates and just those sexy smiles for days!

With his letdown Prince of Persia flick coming out soon, Jake's going to need some female arm candy. Just wonder if Olivia's up for being his babe of choice?

Jake Gyllenhaal & Olivia Munn: "Nothing Happened Romantically"

Special K said...

You wonder if everyone is selling the Olivia story hard because Austin really was indeed at the party, and Gawker put up those unathorized pictures.

bitchfight! said...

Olivia vs. Rachel !! Who's going to lose and become Jake's new beard?

destiny said...

Nothing to do with Austin and everything to do with POP, as Ted says.

Special K said...

Don't think it's PoP. Why?

Because they are floating too many women at once for Jake. It is just like what happened in 2006 when he and Austin were seen together and there was talk about him coming out.

And Ted alludes in answers in the Bitch Back the ring is link to a promise, which looks like not to beard up.

GQ said...

It’s always amusing working with Jake Gyllenhaal. He’s just the greatest... -JM
40 minutes ago

So when he asked me to suit him up for the Oscars, I jumped at the challenge. Challenge being, that he looks so damn good in everything.-JM
39 minutes ago

We went for a slim, classic Burberry 2-button tux which fit him like a dream and Jake red-carpet-rocked it. -JM http://su.pr/2ZCkiN
38 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/GQfashion

Here's One said...

^^I thought GQ would have something to do with it. Can't wait to see the issue Jake is in.

I forgot my 80's song for my MadLib - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ;)

m said...

The source stresses that he wants to date girls (not boys). One has to be clear when Jake is concerned. He can date women since they are beards. Dating a guy would be cheating on Austin, I guess. This is the second time Ted has said POP is not good. Pressure must be heavy on Jake. I can feel the nosse around his neck from here.

remember said...

Ted wasn't a BBM supporter before it came out and said he said he hated it when he saw it. Then he changed his tune.

destiny said...

Don't think it's PoP.

So, basically you believe Ted when he talks about promise rings and hints around about coming out, but you don't believe him when he talks about Jake's bearding and PoP.

I think it's likely that Ted had the latest questions answered and ready to go last week, before all the Oscar hoopla, or he wouldn't have answered that question that way.

And being forced to beard again for PoP and not being happy about it would fit in with TGB's chatter about his being unhappy at the parties.

PR said...

Right now bearding for PoP doesn't make sense. Jake will have only 4 weeks for PoP promotion after Source Code filming, girls prefer single Jake and publicity should be focused on Jake and Gemma.

Special K said...

Despite what you think not everything about Jake's life is about PoP.

I do think Jake lately being seen with a ring back on, Ted talking about him flirting with the idea of coming again, and someone looking like Austin events the same Oscar weekend Jake is presenting is similar to what happen back in the spring of 2006 where they were trying to link Jake with all kinds of other names. Natalie Jessica Simpson and Gretchen Beiler. The rumors were floated. It is a very similar pattern.

That does not make him immediately beard up again.

If PoP was the driving force in all of this, as you believe it drives everything in his life - he would 1) Not have broken up with Reese, 2) Would have been already bearded up for the next week's Show West were he has to sell it the movie theaters owners, 3) Would have already have a semi serious relationship establish so that is would be the talk of PoP's premiere, 4)not be seen were a his rings, which took off for Brokeback US premiere and 5) Would have not been only photographed with men, other than his family. But would have been seen with every single women in LA until he went to Montreal.

If Disney was really driving it like you so well believe, it wouldn't work like this.

They are so much better at selling and packaging than this job.

destiny said...

I'm inclined to believe Ted, who knows all about HW, when it comes to how film promotion works. And it's not exactly like he's talking about a heavy relationship, or at least not yet. This isn't about a single Jake, it's about a straight Jake.

And if girls prefer single stars, then why so many HW stars partner up and blast their relationship all over the place? And why are all the tabloids full of stories about relationships? I think it is because HW and the magazines think that is what girls want in their stars.

Aniston said...

And why are all the tabloids full of stories about relationships?

Because girls love to read about female celebrity relationships.

full of shit said...

I'm inclined to believe Ted, who knows all about HW

Bullshit. You believe Ted when it worka for your rants.

Jersey Tom said...

I dont believe Jake has any intention of coming out. I believe Jakes life is totally about PoP. I believe he will have a new beard in the near future. It is the way HW works and he has bought it. He comes from a HW family who wants success. His sister dont have to fake it. Jake does. He will continue to live his lies. That just the way it is. Hope Im wrong but doubt it. Ted will work his way around it. He knows Jake is not coming out.

crap said...

The pinky ring Jake is wearing is the Carpe Diem ring his mother gave him several years ago, I looked at the pics on IHJ. How does that turn into a purity ring?

When 'someone" pointed out to Ted via e-mail I assme ommitted that info, therefore he has no idea the source of the ring.

Obvioyly Ted and his intern didn' t get the memo: It's Jake and Rachel, not Jake and Olivia. It's all too obvious, they were together too much on Sunday.

yawwwwn said...

First off the only one floating the idea of Jake and Olivia Munn is Ted. He's the one who reported on it initially. He's the only one still going with this story. He must've been pissed when Rachel McAdams stole his thunder and fanfic the following night since that's all the internets are talking about since Sunday night.

Even Olivia Munn on her twitter denied it. Geez, Ted. Give it a rest.

Rachel who? said...

they were together too much on Sunday

All 25 minutes! LMAO

where? said...

Even Olivia Munn on her twitter denied it.

I don't see it, link please!

crap said...

What was the point of them doing the Oprah bit? Weren't they even sitting together in the audience for a bit?

It was a trial balloon and so fsr they hit a home run.

If Ted actually had inside info, he would have seen the Jake and Rachel thing coming.

Sort of like when "someone" e-mailed Ted to say that Naomi de-friended Reese on her FB after the break-up which was alie yrt he claimed he checked and it was true!

Obviously he lied about checking.
Oliva is D-list, no way Jake would bother with her.

sigh said...

Trolly, there is no "Jake and Rachel" thing, Oscars will be forgotten next week.

importance said...

they were together too much on Sunday

Fletcher & Jake oh and Rachel

crap said...

Maybe haus fraus aka sigh! I just love seeing you idiots get your draws in a knot over your online BF, Jake standing next to an icky girl, especially if the girl is young, pretty and slim.

beards said...

Silly trolly, don't count on Jake bearding with Rachel.

crap said...

Poor haus fraus, even Jake posing next to an icky girl for one day has got you spitting nails!

PS; Tell Ted to stop with the Olivia crap, she is D-list!!!

fo said...

Stupid trolly run back to UV!

prairiegirl said...

Special, you make excellent points; they cannot be denied or excused.

Jake has little by little undone some of what he did these past 2 1/2 months and I thought things were changing here.

But for some goshawful reason, we seem to be back at square one 2 years ago. I'm trying to figure out what in the heck Jake did between Sunday and today to deserve the bashing and the Reeke treatment?

And you know what, crap? You need to go hit the track and do some deep, creative thinking and come up with something newer and fresher than that childish & anal haus fraus.

It's old. It's worn out. It's retread. It's tired. And it's so 2009. You're boring me, alright? Go out for a smoke and come back when you have something new.

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haus frau trolly said...

childish & anal haus fraus

You know what? If you look up "haus frau" on Urban Dictionary it's a woman who wants her obviously gay male actor idol to be straight. LOL, the trolls and babblers have been calling us at Godot and WFT haus fraus?! It's been them all along.

Poetic said...

Noone ever said they had brains. ;)

right here said...

where? said...

Even Olivia Munn on her twitter denied it.

I don't see it, link please!


Sure I'll help you out. Right here.

I like this girl.

gossip said...

Thanks!

Olivia Munn is talking about Jamie Foxx, not Jake.

La Perla said...

BTW, it's drawers, not draws.

Right here said...

How do you know WHO she's talking about?

Special K said...

Just back from working on Christmas fair crafts with my team of ladies. Yes I know it's March. But teeny tiny rockers suck up tons of time.

I don't think it's Jake pushing for the stories of him and all the different ladies. He's not knocking them down, but don't think he is the one behind it or asking them to put the stories out there. He knows that the ladies who's name is linked with will knock it down. Just like Natalie has done, Jessica Simpson did, and Gretchen Beiler too.

And of course he is one of the hottest bachelors out there, people are going to try and link him to any women he is seen with in any situation, and the Oscars is HW Superbowl.

Sometimes I think Evelyn and management put stuff up there because they think it will knock down the positive comments Jake has gotten about ditching the beard and coming out. Yes they want positive comments about Jake, but don't think they're thrilled that there are so many comments he can use as back up in the various round they go at it, when he brings up that he wants to come out.

They want him to stay in and we all know it. They are the ones who talked him out of it the last time, and I don't think talk was really what they did. I think it was more like intimidate him out of it. But I think this time might be different because he has more tangible evidence that he lost fans while bearding and that he has had come back more since it ended.

gossip said...

Just google Olivia Munn Jamie Foxx and notice that she said "hang out @ parties".

calendar said...

Christmas fair crafts

Christmas 2014?

right here said...

Oh hey hows about I post this instead...

he Oscar festivities may come to a close tonight, but LA certainly has been partying like crazy this week.

Aside from a few celeb pit stops at The Night Before Party at The Beverly Hills Hotel, the Weinstein Pre-Oscar party was the place to be last night celebrating their nominated films like Inglourious Basterds, Nine, and A Single Man. Quentin Tarantino seemed to be honoree of the night as everyone wanted a piece of the director, but the partier who most caught our eye was Awful Truth fave Jake Gyllenhaal…who was seen chatting up another quasi-famous face for part of the night…

Jake and Olivia Munn (Chris Pine's ex gf) were speaking closely inside Soho House for part of the night, but we don't see a romance brewing quite yet for these two.

"It looked totally innocent," says an eyewitness at the shindig. "They hung for a while but Jake was overheard telling people he was just at the party to have a good time with his friends."

We're told the once Oscar golden boy was "smiling all night" as he perused the Hollywood crowd. We just love single (and happy) Jakey, don't you?!

Still, don't count the tabloids out for prematurely naming Gyllenhaal and Munn Hollywood's new couple!

Another stud on the prowl—we told you he so wasn't dating Jen Aniston—was Gerard Butler who was putting his best game forward chatting up a pretty young thang. "Gerard was talking with a young blonde who later revealed she had a boyfriend," an eyewitness tells E!, stressing Butler's disappointment afterwards. Still, the yummy Scot looking rather svelte in his suit and didn't let one misfire hinder his Oscar swagger.

"Everyone was just having a great time," our source says of the celeb attendees enjoying Soho House's 360-degree views of Los Angeles, not to mention trays of champagne, a meat-and-cheese bar and hamburger sliders.


Courtesy of Teddy C.

prairiegirl said...

Heck yeah, they want him to look like a player.

Jake was the best looking, hottest guy out there at the Oscars this year. And he chose to go without a date.

PR has to come up with something. I think they're in overdrive judging by the way they're putting the word out on Jake that he's salivating with every single female that he comes across. I'm surprised we don't see blurbs in Star Magazine that Jake is chatting up the gal at the Q Trip register, the receptionist at his yoga gym, the gal at the drive through window of Starbucks, the older but hot school crossing guard in his neighborhood and every stewardess that he comes across on all his flights to & from Canada.

Snap, snap!, PR! Come on, you've still got time to pair him up with the coat check girl at the Kodak Theatre. Let's go!

LOL - at least he's not being paired up with the intern or ad min at the CAA offices.

Special K said...

Jake walking the Red Carpet without anyone maybe a very loud statement. Most people after "public breakup" with another star would have someone with them. Even if it was a friend, co-star, hell even their mom.

BTW you wonder if Mom or Pops G got to the Oscars.

Jake as presenter would have gotten a plus one for his invitation. It wasn't that he wasn't allow to bring someone. Honestly I think he brought a plus one, that friend that kept popping up in conversations, mentions, and unauthorized party pictures. ; )

prairiegirl said...

I have kept forgetting to say that in that one party picture, for being only 1/2 a person, that sure does look like it could be Austie baby.

Especially that ear. Darnit, why is it cropped like that?

Poetic said...

Jake as presenter would have gotten a plus one for his invitation. It wasn't that he wasn't allow to bring someone. Honestly I think he brought a plus one, that friend that kept popping up in conversations, mentions, and unauthorized party pictures.

What a nice thought. :)

destiny said...

No way Jake would walk the red carpet with his mom, that's what all the gay boys do.

And even when he was Reeking, he didn't walk the red carpet at awards shows with her, so walking alone on this one is no big deal.

Jake had the pinky ring on once, when he clearly didn't think he'd be caught by a pap. He wore a different ring a second time, the one with writing, because he wanted everyone to think that was what he had on the first time. That's it. I know I saw a few posts about his wearing it at the Oscars, but I sure didn't see it in any of the pictures. If someone has a picture they can link to showing otherwise, I'd be happy to be proven wrong.

And it's not the being seen randomly at parties that's the concern here. I think Ted is hearing something about a new beard, and that's why he's going with this story. The key is this line:

we're told that Jake and Olivia may be getting together again soon...

As much as I'd like to think things have changed, I'm tired of being burned. And you know what they say, once a liar......

difference said...

And even when he was Reeking, he didn't walk the red carpet at awards shows with her

Jake did not walk the red carpet during reeking years.

prairiegirl said...

I hear you, Destiny, but I don't understand why he would take up bearding again so soon. And right before the movie.

If he does it again, I'll deal with it at that point. But right now, he's not doing anything.

I'd just like to enjoy things for awhile. We had 2 1/2 years of all that crap and just for once, since I've been on this blog, I'd like to see what it's like to enjoy the guy. I wasn't around when he was allowed to be seen with Austin and I missed out on all that.

So it's nice to see him the way he is for right now. I can't be peeking around corners, behind the bushes, and underneath rocks all the time. It's no fun and it kind of sucks all the joy out of enjoying the day.

And that's not to say that he probably won't beard again because he very well may. I'm just not going to take every word of Mr. Casablanca's to heart. He's a Sad Sack, a Fence Sitter, and a Parade Downpour.

Not to mention he actually likes Reese and Sophia. That alone doesn't earn him any Brownie Points with me any longer, lol. Thinks he knows women. Women know women. Teddie got a little more learning to do in that regard.

Special K said...

Everyone knows that the first official think Jake would do after the split is going to have him link up to every girl in the county.

Lainey is running with Rachel McAdams. So it looks like the gossip is doing a divide and conquer thing. You know what that means to me? That its all smoke and mirrors and the only thing being created is copy and getting readers and nothing else.

prairiegirl said...

And I think it's got to be only natural. I mean, look at the guy. Just look at him.

He was looking fantastic Sunday night. Of course the rags are ready to pair him off, hook him up, marry him off. No one likes to see a great looking, single guy of 29. And on top of that, it's HW, where it's going to be an even greater sin. How dare Jake be out looking like he did, with no one on his arm??? lol. The horror of it all. Why, Mabel, that jus' ain't right, not right 't all.

Oh, I know, Gertie. Why, lookit that nice lil' gal Rachel. She'd make such a nice girl fer him. He looks so thin, too. Why, I bet she'd cook him up some nice meals, fatten him up a tad. Yeah....what that young man needs is a woman in the worst way.

shakes head.

Cut to Gertie in rocking chair.

Poetic said...

He had a woman in the worst way. ;) Hopefully, he won't go there again.

prairiegirl said...

lol! in the worst way is right.

Special K said...

Cracking the joke that Rachel was his baby mama, makes me think that's Jake's way of saying, yup I do have a baby. Because you can see him doing that because he's wanted to say it for a while and do it on the biggest night in HW.

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rumor mill said...

Watch out Gabby you're next

11:20 said...
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rags said...

I think Jake was just making fun of the tabloids for speculating about relationships.

Also, sadly it also reminded me of Jake's jokes about Reese's beard right before he took up bearding with her.

LMAO said...

Watch out Gabby you're next

Oh. my. god. Her fingers and his tongue...no comment! If PR wants a rumor that Jake is straight then that's the picture they need to circulate.

LOL said...

Oh my! So many potential captions!

m said...

My take on all this is that Jake was just a polite man doing his job for the evening. He distanced himself from Rachel during the Nate interview so they would not look like a couple, and he dashed away from her as soon as the interview was over. Gossip rags are just trying to fill their pages and PR is adding to the fire because it helps their cause. As for Ted and the Olivia stuff, that has me more puzzled. Why is he trying to push that when he spends most of his time skewering Jake for being Toothy. Feeling a bit guilty maybe. Or laying a trap for something more to come. We'll see soon enough.

I look forward to when POP is over and we have a level playing field again, as it were. The preview is next week. Should be a lot to talk about once that happens. I wonder if it is limited to theater owners or if critics will be there as well.

Taryn said...

From Taryn Ryder (she works with Ted):

Hmm...Jake Gyllenhaal being media-pared with Olivia Munn and Rachel McAdams throughout Oscar weekend. More scoop on one of these soon

http://twitter.com/taryder/status/10236546669

gossip boy said...

Jake Gyllenhaal And Olivia Munn? Please

So now everyone wants us to believe that Jake Gyllenhaal's new "hook-up" is going to be Olivia Munn. They were talking all night and they exchanged numbers. But lets look at the facts.

Jake's history of dating alone shows us that this probably will not happen. She is not an actress and she is not going to be co-staring with him in any of his films. Also, Jake has more of a weakness for petite blondes.

"He's definitely single and wants to date girls," stresses the source to E! Really? Really? I like the fact that they had to throw girls into the sentence but let's be honest here. If Jake and Olivia do hang out anytime soon, it will be as friends, not lovers. Anyone watching them that night saw that they were it was a friendly banter, well except for JG's people who saw a new story to spin. Not are they the ones who are issuing the statements about Jake wanting to date again, but they are the ones who have chosen Olivia as his new leading lady.

Gossip Boy

curious said...

Ted wasn't a BBM supporter before it came out and said he said he hated it when he saw it. Then he changed his tune.

When did Ted change his tune about BBM? He never liked it, and I never saw him say anything different.

choices said...

"Jake Gyllenhaal being media-pared with Olivia Munn and Rachel McAdams"

I think Olivia Munn is a total PR set up for PoP to attract the gamers. She is a host of G4TV (G4, also known as G4 TV, is an American cable- and satellite-television channel originally geared toward male viewers aged 12–28, devoted to the world of video games. wikipedia ) and she has a ‘geek’ fanbase (Olivia Munn of G4TV fame and dream girl of geeks world wide playboy cover). The timing of a 'hook-up' with a video game host with a geek fanbase smells too perfect for PoP. This is why Jake’s people is pushing this girl.

Rachel McAdams is being pushed for the chick-flicks tabloids followers women who are looking for a ‘fairytale’ romance. Same target audience than Reeke.

5 years today said...

Happy Toothy Birthday! :)

prairiegirl said...

Hmmm, well I must say, I did not know who in the heck this Olivia Munn was.

Choices makes a very good point.

But LOLLLL!!! I just googled her and wow, what a 180 from Reese. This girl's a pin-up queen.

I'll say this. If Jake has anything to say about it, I bet it'd be one public date and that'd be it?

Why?

She's not blond. End of story.
The guy has to have a blond, for whatever psychy reason.

I have too much stuff going on this morning and I have to get to work.

It's another snack day and it's going to be another baaaad day at work, guaranteed. Probably won't even have time to eat so I can't be fooling around on here this morning.

huh? said...

The guy has to have a blond, for whatever psychy reason.

Huh?!

Jake didn't beard with Witherspoon because she's a bottle blonde.

beards said...

Only Kirsten and the chin were blonde.

prairiegirl said...

And TGB makes excellent points as well. I think TGB reads OMG and WFT2. Honestly.


Wanna throw out the idea of a chat tonight, 8CT, 9ET, anyone interested??

And for that one PR spy person in disguise who is thinking of sneaking in, we'll be on the lookout for you, so don't even bother. We're onto you, alright?

I'll be there, anyway, if anyone's interested.



LOL - I'm looking at these pictures of this Olivia Munn.

Man ----- she would eat Jake alive.
LOLLLLLLL

prairiegirl said...

Only Kirsten and the chin were blonde.

Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

I'm not saying he wouldn't go out with her - I'm talking long term bearding, which is what some people seem to be worried about with this Olivia Munn.

Is there maybe another phrase besides this huh? How about "say again?" "What?" "Como?"
Or why not, "I'm not understanding what you're saying"?

beards said...

I would be more afraid of Rachel McAdams for a long term bearding arrangement. Olivia Munn will be a brief media 'hook-up' for PoP.

simple said...

There will be no long term bearding anytime soon, there is no need for that.

Ted said...

Gemini850: @theawfultruth Toothy Tile looked great at the Oscars. I didn't know he look that good. Also was Lloyd boy-toy at the Oscars?
1 day ago

Gemini850: @theawfultruth OKay, I learned tonight that its Sean Hayed coming out on the advocate. I mean come on, We already knew he was gay.
2 minutes later

TheAwfulTruth: @Gemini850 You mean #Toothytile was at the Oscars? Really?
27 minutes later

prairiegirl said...

Okay, no "end of story". Just, it is of my own inane opinion/conviction. LOL - I swear, I feel like I have to put up a disclaimer anymore on anything I say for fear of an uproar.

I agree, simple. I really don't think we're going to see it. Like Special said, if he needed a beard for PoP, Reeke never would have broken up. They both would have had to suck it up and stick it out until that darn movie was over.

It is of my own opinion, that all of this Rachel/Olivia garbo was usual HW chat.

And it also wouldn't surprise me if Ted is just yanking some chains. Imagine the power that guy knows that he has. Any utterance he has with regards to Jake, and it causes volcanos and Bourbon Street celebrations. It has to be a bit of an ego trip at times.