Friday, February 17, 2012

All you need is...

An anagram that is close to this tall Texan's heart.

Check it out.



"All you need is ... BICYCLE! On 24 and 25 March 2012 opens the VELOBerlin - the public exhibition around bike, new urban mobility and travel for the second time its doors on the Berlin Exhibition Grounds. Many offers to the bicycle and the urban mobility of today and tomorrow, a varied program, several special test course and the METRO MOBILE - People & mobility in urban areas make VELOBerlin an absolute must date the beginning of the cycling season!" - VELOBerlin.com (english) VELOBerlin.com (Deutsch)

Maybe there will be another trip to Berlin for such bike lovers. (there's always next year)

Gl├╝ckliche Austin Freitag!


Bonus Austin Friday:

Think Austin will be grabbing one or two or five of theses?

Over the years these two have done pretty big Ninja like stealthy moves.

111 comments:

Special K said...

Sorry you will have to listen to Free Bird a little longer today. The server for our music share is down for a bit.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
So what does Jake Gyllenhaal think of Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols breaking up?
—P

Dear From Breakup to Bros:
Considering Jake and Austin are always eager to bromance it up, J.G.'s probably not too disappointed that Austin and Sophia have called it quits—but that's only surface stuff. Deep down, Jake's not exactly happy—it's a tough sitch for everybody.

prairiegirl said...

Of course, Ted. Because it's so hard to be Jake.



Oh no. My big buddy was just telling me that pitchers & catchers report on Monday.


You know what that means. I need to get on Outlook and start reserving appointments to talk to M&M because of that Timmy Linoleum!!!!!

prairiegirl said...

>[ grrrr

destiny said...

Is this just more babble from Ted? Or is he really implying now Jake will have to beard?

of course it isn't said...

LOL none of the are Austin delusional SK!!

I have this feeling that if someone like 'LOL' was standing right in front of Austin while he is wearing a blinking cap that says 'Austin Nichols' it would go something like this:

Random person: "Oh, it's Austin Nichols."
LOL: "Oh god, you're pathetic, that's not Austin, lol, lol, that's clearly Kermit the frog, you delusional loon."

Provided that Jake was standing right next to them too, of course.

prairiegirl said...

I don't think Jake can handle the bearding.

After both of these guys' hugely unhappy experiences with bearding and being hogtied, leashed & muzzled, either one would be absolutely insane to enter into another bearding commitment. I try to give each fellow enough credit for the common sense to learn from their past experiences now.

prairiegirl said...

What's going to be interesting is to see what happens once the guys return to the States.

I don't want to be a pessimist but unfortunately the sight of Jake growing back his beard already is not a good sign to me. Images of the daily wardrobe of green army cargo pants and grey T shirt with full facial hair and an influx of tweets from daily Spin Cycle and morning coffees in NYC are already on my mental horizon while we will be "told" that Austin is in L.A.

I hope I am wrong. But I'm not getting a good feeling.

prairiegirl said...

And maybe that will be the trade-off. Maybe instead of bearding, we'll have to watch Jake be in NYC with Mom & Co. while Austin will look like he's in L.A. all the time.

Methodical Muser said...

I need to get on Outlook and start reserving appointments to talk to M&M because of that Timmy Linoleum!!!!!

Hey! I've missed Timmy, that's true. At least, he doesn't wear green cargo pants everywhere he goes.

the real m said...

"Deep down, Jake's not exactly happy—it's a tough sitch for everybody." I think what Ted is hinting at is that their relationship is becoming more obvious to the general public given the breakup - maybe moving a bit faster than Jake and Austin are ready for. I think they are now on a path to come out but are still nervous about it and moving cautiously.

I notice that all the verbiage about the "split" emphasizes that Austin and Sophia were allegedly together six years. Right. Like anyone would believe that. But here we have single man Austin with no woman in his life since TDAT and so they need to create an explanation for that, other than that he is gay and in a committed relationship with Jake.

Methodical Muser said...

What m said. :-)

Special K said...

Is this just more babble from Ted? Or is he really implying now Jake will have to beard?

I think it's more babble from Ted. It i fitting the pattern of what he has been doing since the beginning of the year. It looks he is giving them wide berth to maneuver through these new waters.

Traffic Cop said...

I think the place you're looking for is next door in the basement, just look for all the rotting garbage.

prairiegirl said...

6 years?? Where did they get that kind of nonsense?

Oh yeah, that's right. Ol'Soapy. Miss Oh-wait-I-wasn't-tweeting-about-that. Now HUSH now!!!

ain't happenin' said...

How long do you figure he'll give them that "wide berth"? A year? Two? Ten?

destiny said...

Isn't it amazing how they squeezed in six years despite dating James Lefferty and Jon Foster. Not to mention that six years ago she denied she was dating Austin--or Jake.

destiny said...

Sometimes I wonder if Ted doesn't feel a bit guilty about the whole digital dance sighting and all the digs at Jake and Austin back in the day. Maybe he thinks it contributed to the bearding, so yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if he isn't taking a step back.

destiny said...

Apparently a lot of the reviews of This Means War are talking about the great chemistry between Pine and Hardy and how it should have been a gay romcom, and how bad/wrong Reese is. Check out some of the excerpts of review on this page of DL. LOL a shark and a basket of kittens.

This Means War thread

OwlGirl said...

I'm sure the "6 years" line in all the stories comes from the one planted US Weekly blurb. These gossip sites don't fact check anything or expand on anything - they just recycle.

Is the photo in this post of Reese the Maggie / Peter wedding photo with Austin in the hat? I was looking through archives for such a photo and couldn't find a wedding photo.

What's the deal with Jake and the cargos? To me, it's a sign of depression to wear the same clothes everyday, but maybe he just really like the way they fit.

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prairiegirl said...

What's the deal with Jake and the cargos? To me, it's a sign of depression to wear the same clothes everyday, but maybe he just really like the way they fit.

It's more about trying to confuse people. Jake is wearing the same clothes all the time in America so that people will have a harder time trying to place the time frame on his photo ops. This way dates can be fudged on where he's at.

But he's blown it on this Berlinale trip because you are not going to sell me on this notion that someone who has a wardrobe of custom tailored suits and full length wool coats is purposely going to have 6 prs of the same green cargo pants and 6 grey T shirts in his armoire for daily casual wear.

I will never buy that one.

Anonymous said...

I hope your explanation of Ted's letter is correct m. I sure couldn't take any more bearding after having my hopes up again. I t would be awful;-(

Jersey Tom said...

Oops that was me Tom above.

Special K said...

I agree M, it could be that the doors opened and people have seen in and now things are moving much faster than they thought. Like a little snowball that grows and grows as it gains speed going down the hill.

Special K said...

The Giants may have their Timmy, but The Sox are losing theirs. Tim Wakefield announced his retirement after 19 years in the majors - 17 of them with The Sox.

Wake's a stand up guy on and off the field, and we're going to miss the knuckleballer.

Centered said...

Tom, with all due respect, you should not put so much of your personal happiness, mental state, and overall emotional well-being into what Jake and Austin does with (Their) Life.
Whatever it is.

They are human with their own emotions, fears, and faults just as everyone else.

Happiness has to be found within ones self, not what the actions of others are. In that case, if J/A fail to do what you wish them to do, then it's a "oh well" moment and no big deal to you.

Methodical Muser said...

When Sophia recreated her timeline for dating Austin in late May 2010, saying that the two had been dating "on and off" for four years, she forgot this little interview that she did on February 17, 2006:

Bush Laughs Off Gyllenhaal Romance

Actress SOPHIA BUSH has laughed off rumours she is dating JAKE GYLLENHAAL and AUSTIN NICHOLS - she insists they simply went hiking together.

The ONE TREE HILL star separated from her co-star husband CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY in September (05) after just five months of marriage and is enjoying being single.

But the 23-year-old is flattered by being linked to two such desirable stars.

She says, "If I have to be in the company of men, I'm glad it's those two."

She adds of her working relationship with Murray, "We're professionals. It's my job. It's not really a big deal.

"My life is really great. I can't begin to complain."


I love the way she states, "If I have to be in the company of men, I'm glad it's those two." Given that Blind Item from yesterday about her possibly being lesbian, that's an interesting turn of phrase.

Jersey Tom said...

I always thought when she said "them" she meant it as they come together as a pair.

destiny said...

Gay marriage passes House in Maryland--which pretty much means it should be signed into law---but don't celebrate yet, it won't go into effect for awhile to give the idiots time to try to get a referendum on the ballot.

And Christie as expected vetoes NJ's bill.

Jersey Tom said...

I cant wait to the election next year. I will love voting for whomever runs against Christie.

If there is a vote in MD Destiny I hope it is this year. I think it will have a better chance to pass in a Presidental election.

destiny said...

It would be to get it on the ballot this November Tom.

An interesting side note, Dick Cheney and Bill Clinton were apparently both lobbying to get the votes in Maryland.

Jersey Tom said...

I think it will have a good chance to pass in MD. Destiny.

Jersey Tom said...

I dont believe a popular vote should decide issues like this though. It is a constitutional matter. The best place is the courts.

Jersey Tom said...

I would love to see Jake and Austin get more involved. That would be sweet.

Special K said...

Great to hear about MD getting closer.

I agree Tom this is a matter for courts, because we are talking about rights for all citizens.

prairiegirl said...

Bush Laughs Off Gyllenhaal Romance

Actress SOPHIA BUSH has laughed off rumours she is dating JAKE GYLLENHAAL and AUSTIN NICHOLS - she insists they simply went hiking together.

The ONE TREE HILL star separated from her co-star husband CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY in September (05) after just five months of marriage and is enjoying being single.

But the 23-year-old is flattered by being linked to two such desirable stars.

She says, "If I have to be in the company of men, I'm glad it's those two."



If I have to be? If I have to be sandwiched between Jake and Austin?

Did a chicken hawk swoop down and peck a hole into the top of Sophia's head with resulting leakage?

If I have to be in the company of men. Wow, didn't know it was such a pain, Sophia. You know all this time, people have been looking at Austin as the one who needed a beard. I'm beginning to think she may have her own closet going on.

prairiegirl said...

A friend is coming over tonight and we're going to have a memorial viewing of The Bodyguard. It had gotten to the point where we had memorized so many lines from the movie and I wouldn't be surprised if they just quickly come to mind tonight.

I'm kind of surprised at the media attention on her funeral today. Live streaming. I loved her music but...

It just seems so screwed up for the huge makeshift memorials and the live streaming, etc. for someone who couldn't turn their life around because of substance addiction and we have had thousands of soldiers come home to no such fanfare and we have courageous people young and old who die after valiant fights against disease or from a drunk driver and they are lucky to have enough money to pay for an obituary in the paper. It's so messed up.

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
This might sound weird but I have a child-welfare question on the brain. If Toothy Tile, who's a media darling, has kept Baby Tile as well hidden from the media as it sounds, what kind of life can the poor kid have? How does Toothy do it? It sounds a bit creepy...is the kid locked up in an attic or something? And does he ever see his dad?
—W

Dear Dorian Dad:
In the order you asked: a great one, as Toothy's a great dad; easily (you'd be surprised at how easy it is to have a private life when that's what you truly desire, just ask Jodie Foster and her family); I think it sounds just the opposite, and definitely no. Lastly, all the damn time.


Dear Ted:
Austin Nichols and Sophia Bush broke up recently. Sophia seems to date anyone she costars with but Austin seems to have a nonexistent dating record. What gives? The man is 31 years old, is he that picky? Who would you set him up with? Any Vicey behavior?
—CuriousGMan

Dear On To The Next One:
Doll, Austin wasn't even that famous until he hit the One Tree Hill scene...and subsequently hit the social scene with Ms. Bush—so it's not too surprising that his history of ex-GFs isn't too public. But he is a Vice star, yes. Actually that probably has more to do with his dating habits than pickiness.

Ted replies in order said...

1-
Q: what kind of life can the poor kid have?
A: a great one, as Toothy's a great dad;

2-
Q: How does Toothy do it?
A: easily (you'd be surprised at how easy it is to have a private life when that's what you truly desire, just ask Jodie Foster and her family);

3-
Q: It sounds a bit creepy...is the kid locked up in an attic or something?
A: I think it sounds just the opposite, and definitely no.

4-
Q: And does he ever see his dad?
A: all the damn time.

video said...

Splash has a video about the Sophia Austin split

Sophia Bush Splits from Co-Star Austin Nichols

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prairiegirl said...

Splash has a video about the Sophia Austin split

Once again, they're really pushing this "six years".

prairiegirl said...

Q: And does he ever see his dad?
A: all the damn time.


And this would be one of the reasons why Jake isn't working very much.

What I don't know is whether Jake isn't working because he just doesn't have the big filming career drive anymore or is he not getting offered roles because studios are nervous about his personal life situation and the signs that eventually Jake & Austin could be coming out and the studios don't know when something can leak and thus affect their movie.

the real m said...

Ted seems to have ramped up the Toothy mentions last few days. And there is an Austin mention later in the questions. That his blind vice is the reason we never see him dating. So a roundabout confirmation that he is gay.

destiny said...

I don't think Jake is going out in public with BT because Jodie Foster, as private as she was, was occasionally caught and photographed in public with her kids, and even once or twice when her now ex girlfriend was with them. Walking around LA. On the beach. People saw her out with her children. Jake no.

Methodical Muser said...

Q: And does he ever see his dad?
A: all the damn time.


Given that Ted used the word "all" and then an emphatic term like "damn", I have little doubt that the kids were with them over in Europe. Who knows maybe Austin brought back the children with him to Los Angeles because of Jake's active professional schedule this weekend.

prairiegirl said...

I don't know how often Jake or Austin has been out with their kids in the past.

But I agree totally with Destiny. These guys are not going out in public with their kids.

Do you see Jake in the newest IHJ haircut pictures? He's acting like a paranoid fool.

Methodical Muser said...

48 hours of the old Jake and now we get the grumpy, paranoid, recluse who looks more comfortable in a cave than in the light of day. I don't get it. If Jake's life is so hard and miserable he needs to pack up and live on a remote desert island somewhere. Maybe Jake's just helping to sell Taylor's Swift's next album and getting a cut of the pie because he sure ain't making movies any more.

Methodical Muser said...

I can agree with Ted that raising children in the glare of the spotlight is not healthy or even close to a great life. However, Jake and Austin have denied their children, continue to promote themselves as single and available to women and hide away from the world instead of being a part of it. Privacy is one thing (which many celebrities achieve successfully), dysfunctionality is another.

Methodical Muser said...

Did anyone pick up on Ted's point that Austin isn't famous enough for his dating history to be public, yet he verifies that he is a Vice star. Now, how does that happen? Ted already indicated that Sophia was not a BV. So it's obvious that Austin must be paired with someone who is.

prairiegirl said...

I'm beginning to wonder if the guys aren't done yet and are planning on having a 6th.

There is just no reason for Jake to be lurking and peeking around doors and being surrounded by who are those guys anyway, bodyguards? Some kind of security? Because they sure are surrounding him.

Why does he go from looking absolutely glowing as he did at the beginning of the Berinale to looking like a tortured, pap-hounded celebrity after the video of him & Austin is released and seen?

Did he and Austin never really want to be seen together over in Europe? Is Jake mad now that they were seen?

I just think there are more questions now than there ever were.

Methodical Muser said...

Jake doesn't mine being seen with Austin as long as he is in complete control of the photo op. He appears to become livid only if a real moment is captured. He has become so obsessed with his privacy that he thinks no one should have access to him, unless he manipulates the outcomes. He doesn't seem to have much power or control in his life, but he can control who has access to his kids. They are all his. This if for me. Probably that's what he means when he's says that he's selfish. The more he closes himself off to the world, the more normal he thinks that kind of existence is. He lives in a protective bubble, which distorts his views of what is right and wrong. Kids need more than love. They also need unqualified acceptance and spontaneity in their lives. As well as the freedom to explore the world.

Special K said...

I wonder if the reason Jake looks a little spooked at the hair salon is because Austin is not with him, or there was some else (maybe small) in the salon that he was concerned would be seen. I think sometimes when we see this uptight ultra private Jake is is not about who we seen in the picture but who may be not far out of the frame, like his family.

Jake on the red carpet at the closing of the Berlinale and the ceremony itself is the old Jake we had seen earlier this week.

prairiegirl said...

Is the Berlinale over already?

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prairiegirl said...

But Special, why would he take one of the little ones to a hairdresser in Berlin? Haircuts for little ones can be a little traumatic & nerve wracking anyway.

And if he's so paranoid & anxiety stricken about paps, he's not going to risk taking his kid outside. You would have it done in the hotel itself. In fact, why not have a hairdresser brought into your hotel room and have it done in private?

No, it makes no sense.

go to hell said...
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prairiegirl said...

Is that you, Jake?

prairiegirl said...

Or is that you, Austin?

? said...

Might be Soapy

Special K said...

Maybe they were just going with along with him.

He was clearly upset and concern that paps could see inside the salon and get pictures.

This was the first time in Germany that we have seen that, and it makes me wonder if there was someone else with him.

wondering said...

I wonder if we would ever have known that Austin was with Jake in Berlin if Dana Delany hadn’t posted that London Heathrow sighting on twitter. I am really eager to see what will happen after all the great events this past week once they are back home.
I do believe they are married and I think they may have one kid, maybe two considering some clues, but no more than that. I really don’t believe they have 5 kids.

pappy said...

Wasn't this the first time we have seen Jake papped in Berlin, outside of official & associated functions (somewhere he didn't expect to be papped)?

mnpp said...

sweet Jake and Austin post: My new plaid pants

Thru Wondering said...

I really don’t believe they have 5 kids.

^^ It's quite absurd really. Don't beleive it at all.

berlinale said...

He is with staff (security,driver?) from the festival at the hair salon. The car has the official logo and the guys have a coordinated uniform and the official Berlinale logo on the scarf.

prairiegirl said...

I wonder if we would ever have known that Austin was with Jake in Berlin if Dana Delany hadn’t posted that London Heathrow sighting on twitter. I am really eager to see what will happen after all the great events this past week once they are back home.

I agree. Now that we can look back, I wonder this too.

But look at these new pictures of the closing ceremonies. Again - we're back to sad, far-away looking Jake. The only time Jake cracks a smile is when he's at the podium "on duty".

prairiegirl said...

Good eye, Berlinale. Thank you!

prairiegirl said...

You know, someone is having a real serious issue with some of us discussing Jakd & Austin as well as the kids on this blog. We're getting called names and we're being told things as if to lay a huge guilt trip on us for even opening our mouths.

Well, I'm going to tell you something. I for one will not be intimidated into silence so go smoke that one that in your pipe.

You can call us every foul name in the book but it's going to be water off a duck's back and if anything, you will make me just dig my heels in further.

Berlinale said...

The car with the logo is seen in this set that has some more pics wenn

One would have to wonder said...

No it's not absurd that these guys have 4-5 children because if they do not then there is something seriously bizarre about the way they have been acting for the past couple of years. Once Jake lost the cover of Reese W., he has been acting very strange and oddly hostile towards the paps, in a way he never did before. Growing that Grizzly Adams like beard, wearing the same clothes over and over again and hiding behind his sister and his mother's skirts.

Not Wondering said...

4:26, Sorry, that's just your tunnel vision way of thinking. Many of HW Stars are upset with paps when they are not working for photo ops. Jake is no different.

Being with his family often, growing a beard, wearing the same clothes, how do you get having (5) children out of that type of behavior? Sounds like many of my male friends. And most of them are Single.

monk said...

We would have known Austin was in Berlin because he tweeted that he was going and tweeted that he'd met Meryl Streep. So his friend tweeting about him at Heathrow wasn't the only source.

I don't think there is a Brangelina-type squad of kids. Two at the most. Nor do I think Jake would take them with him while he had his hair done.

prairiegirl said...

He's 31 year old, 16:33. Give me a stinkin' break.

He's 31 years old and he prefers to hang with his mom, sis & brother in law? He prefers green cargo pants and grey pants 6 days out of the week?

Again, he's 31 stinkin' years old. Enough said.

Go sell it somewhere else.

Methodical Muser said...

I wouldn't be surprised if this is another staged "Oh, my god, I'm being harassed day and night by the paps" photo op. Similar to the Yom Kippur nonsense. The Ritz Carlton is a luxurious 5 Star Holel with top flight amenities and impeccable service. No one can convince me that Jake could not have had that haircut done in his room if he was so concerned about being photographed. Give me a break. I believe he is trying to set the foundation for his uber privacy in the months, maybe years ahead. I'm not buying it.

Absurd said...

If these two men have 5 kids they are crazy. A 6th one on the way. No wonder people call you names. It is just crazy to think this.

trollies said...

Trolls are gonna troll.

prairiegirl said...

Jake's over-acting at this salon photo op. Plainly over-acting.

And I have to ask myself now, why? Why do we have this?

errmm said...

A few of us think two max, Absurd. No wonder people think you are unobservant.

5 kids not so strange said...

...
If these two men have 5 kids they are crazy. A 6th one on the way. No wonder people call you names. It is just crazy to think this.

Don't care. I think they had one child in 2007 and definitely twins in 2009. After that, I can see where something very strange was happening in August 2010 and then again last November. That would make 5 kids.

prairiegirl said...

Again, I'm going to say somebody really wants this talk about children to stop.

And I'm going to say this. As long as we have no pictures, what are you so concerned about? So we're talking about kids that you can't see.

You are not going to intimidate me into shutting up. All you're doing is making it worse and I'm just going to talk about them more.

lol said...

somebody really wants this talk about children to stop.

LOL, if they wanted it to stop, they wouldn't be posting about it!

No more wondering said...

He's 31 year old, 16:33. Give me a stinkin' break.

So What. He acts like a single 31 year old man, gay, straight or bi in my eyes, but, Single. Sorry you don't see or understand this.
There are plenty of adults who hang around family very often. Maybe some here posting on this site.
Acting upset about paps says nothing about 5 children. no matter how you want to spin this.

And besides, Jake does NOT hang around his family as much as some here wants to beleive. He does not. If that was so true, some family member (mother, sister, peter, father) might be with him now in Germany. They are not.

prairiegirl said...

No, you haven't seen the comments that have been deleted.

Unless of course, it's you who has put them up.

Family growing said...

Well, they most definitely have 3 children because all the clues lead to twins being born in January 2009. I use to think that would be it. One biological birth for Austin. One biological birth for Jake, and it just happened to be twins which is not uncommon for surrogacy births. But, I do believe some strange things happened in both 2010 and 2011.

Special K said...

From the pictures it looks like Jake spent more time peeking out of the windows and looking than getting his haircut.

I don't know I still think he wasn't alone in there.

prairiegirl said...

So What. He acts like a single 31 year old man, gay, straight or bi in my eyes, but, Single. Sorry you don't see or understand this.

No, you would be wrong.

Jake has never acted like this until the past year. He's paranoid. He's uber-secretive. He dresses and looks like a homeless man when he's back here in the States.

Don't sit there and tell me he acted and looked like this up until Rome in 2007. Because he clearly never had.

long time fan said...

Jake is always hanging around his family once he's in the States and he does so to provide himself cover. No this is not typical Jake behavior. He has changed big time over the past two years. His obsession with privacy is beyond reason for someone who is just supposed to be a hot single male on the prowl.

Then there's also this new "habit" of not working for loooong stretches of time. Extremely, odd.

lol said...

Unless of course, it's you who has put them up.

Maybe? But no. Perhaps it was you trying to garner sympathy for your BT campaign.

difference of opinion said...

Hey PG, nobody's trying to intimidate you or get you upset. You can scroll past my comments.
What makes you think whenever you go into some temper tandrum or tirade because you don't like or agree with others comments you fall apart and start acting as if you're the Queen bee? Yeah, I hear the shouts in your comments, but, you don't intimidate me. OK

prairiegirl said...

I don't know I still think he wasn't alone in there.

And yeah, you could be right.

The reason I still disagree is that I would not draw more attention to myself by lurking around doors, waving my arms around and drawing my hood tight around my face.

He's drawing more attention to himself than had he played it cool. If he were to have one of his kids with him, he would have acted more calm because you don't want to act nervous in front of your kid. You're going to want to act together and as if there's nothing out of the ordinary going on.

prairiegirl said...

Hey PG, nobody's trying to intimidate you or get you upset. You can scroll past my comments.
What makes you think whenever you go into some temper tandrum or tirade because you don't like or agree with others comments you fall apart and start acting as if you're the Queen bee? Yeah, I hear the shouts in your comments, but, you don't intimidate me. OK


I'm not going to scroll past someone who calls me an "mf". Sorry.

And please cry me a river about going on a temper tantrum. We're having a discussion here and no one is shouting or being verbally abusive. Only you who used the "mf" word did that.

Ok?

you're wrong said...

sorry, wrong person, I did not call you Mf. Have not used MF in none of my comments. YOU are wrong.

prairiegirl said...

Oh. And let me be annoying for a moment.


You do not call me PG. It's PrairieGirl.

No said...

NO! You don't get to order me, nor do you tell ME what to do.
I will call you 5:09 OK

prairiegirl said...

LOL, well it's time for little Mr. Sausage to go away now.

I am not going to get drawn into a nasty exchange with someone I don't even know.

Hoping for the new post to come soon!!!!

Methodical Muser said...

Well, they most definitely have 3 children because all the clues lead to twins being born in January 2009. I use to think that would be it. One biological birth for Austin. One biological birth for Jake, and it just happened to be twins which is not uncommon for surrogacy births. But, I do believe some strange things happened in both 2010 and 2011.

Exactly. That whole procession that was portrayed as a Birdie birthday party in August 2010, was cover for something else. That's why Ramona and Maggie were included. Then there was Leadville. Both guys taking a big risk to be seen together. Later that month you had the agitated Jake photo of Cabin Fever, where he sees the paps and walks out to his car, looking like he had slept in his clothes. Austin tweets a baby t-shirt that will fit someone 0-3 and Matt Frost tweets Austin telling him he has too many asses already. We are not pulling theories out of thin air. There are lots of clues for another baby being born in 2010.

Methodical Muser said...

I meant to write...0-3 months.

prairiegirl said...

Jake is always hanging around his family once he's in the States and he does so to provide himself cover. No this is not typical Jake behavior. He has changed big time over the past two years. His obsession with privacy is beyond reason for someone who is just supposed to be a hot single male on the prowl.

Then there's also this new "habit" of not working for loooong stretches of time. Extremely, odd.


Exactly, longtime fan. You obviously have been watching and observing closely.

Why is he not working? Why is he content to just hang around LA and NYC going to coffee houses and eating out? We had one subway pic of him reading what looked to be a script but other than that...

And whatever happened to that Way, Way Back possibility? And when is End of Watch going to get a distributor?

Jersey Tom said...

What the heck. I agree Jake is not just pissed there are paps trying to take his picture. First of all he didn't get a haircut. Sombody else is inside. This is ridiculous. Jake needs to move to a desserted island. First he needs to get out of show biz. He is not ever gonna be left lone. Especially if he is hiding kids. They need to get this out in the open quick or he is going to give his entire family a nervous breakdown. If they have multiple kids they have made some really bad decisions. If they don't Jake needs to get on some meds. Geez.

WoW said...

also, how on earth does Jake constantly (hanging) with his family indicate he has five (5) children? It Makes no sense. Period. and this supposed family that he hangs around so often don't get to spend time with the grandchildren, nephews, neices?
The family agrees to lie and Hide the 5 children also? While Ms. G and Maggie get to float little Romona and baby(bun) to the world. Ms. G is apart of this behavior? NO!

Does anyone here have family, children?

This CAN'T be done with 5 children.

? said...

They need to get this out in the open quick


^^^ Maybe he don't have children Tom. Ever thought this?

Jersey Tom said...

Yes I have ?. Not sure what the heck is going on though.

prairiegirl said...

I believe he is trying to set the foundation for his uber privacy in the months, maybe years ahead.

I tend to agree with this. This hair salon photo op and these closing ceremony pics are the last ones we will be left with before he comes back to the States.

I bet Jake will go underground just like Ted said and I wouldn't be surprised to see him etched in NYC again. Austin will make it look like he's in L.A. all the time.

And the reason Jake will go into hiding in NYC will be because he was just hounded to misery by the paps.

prairiegirl said...

I don't want to mis-quote Ted. He actually said lying low, not underground. But if I recall right, he italicized "low" as if to emphasize it.

I'm a mama said...

Does anyone here have family, children?

This CAN'T be done with 5 children.


Yes, I have two children. If you have enough money and connections anything can be hidden from the public. Of course his mother, sister and brother-in-law on in are in on this. Just like Reese and Taylor Swift. They all help Jake. Now, with the new baby on the way with Maggie, you know Jake's going to use that birth as cover too.

kids said...

I agree they are acting bizarre in general because they are hiding kids. They may act weird just the same if they are hiding 2 or 5 kids. It’s not the quantity but the fact that they have a part of their lives that they don’t want to reveal to the public.
Ted still talks explicitly about one Baby Tile and I agree that he gave many hints during the years to deduce that they now have more than one kid. I believe they definitely have 1 kid (baby tile in 2007) and probably a second one but not sure if they have more than that.

Jersey Tom said...

Doesn't look like he got a haircut to me.

Special K said...

I still think there was someone else in the salon that made Jake get upset that paps were outside.