Friday, November 2, 2007

Austintatious


ostentatious

adjective
1. intended to attract notice and impress others;


Austintatious

adjective
1. attract notice and impress others without intention;


New vocabulary word for November. This will be on the test. Please find examples and be prepared to discuss in class.

There will be several pop quizzes as well, to prepared watch each Friday night in November at 9:00pm, on NBC. For those with excused absences or needing further review materials, assignments can be found at:
Friday Night Lights

97 comments:

Wicked said...

I hope Austy is on tonight!

Anonymous said...

Bit of salacious gossip about Jake. Could be bs.
Jake and a mega-hot male model?

Anonymous said...

Austin looks way hotter than that mega-hot male model Justin, IMO....

I am, too quite surprised by how many mainstream rags now stating clearly that Jake has gay rumours... i really think this Reeke thing has backfired. I have male friends who didn't get the "gay vibe" from Jake before now think maybe he is gay... one of them said, "what kind of hetero hot guy wants to go out with Reese Witherspoon? when he could sleep with 10 Angelina Jolies?"... lol.

Anonymous said...

"Jake, 26, who hasn�t had a serious girlfriend since Kirsten Dunst in 2004, has also been the subject of rumors that he�s gay, �which started with Brokeback Mountain,� says a film industry insider."

I like how they drop in a film industry insider to locate the reason and timing for the gay rumors. Covering up behind them in order to say what they want to point out. I like it.

Anonymous said...

Justin has a great body (I'm sure you were just interested in his mind, Jake! LOL) but his face is too bland (like a lot of male models). Austin is far cuter.

I'm sure Justin and Jake spent many hours discussing politics, world literature and going green. If this is true, I wonder when they had a relationship. And is Justin based in NY or LA?

Anonymous said...

Austin is such a cutey! Oh, if you haven't seen Lars and the Real Girl, go see it. That is my first pic for a Best Picture Oscar nomination this year. That and Into the Wild. Been seeing lots of movies lately.

Special K said...

Here are the scans from In Touch Magazine.

Including their online poll question:
"Do you think Reese and Jake's relationship is real?"

In Touch Poll - Reese and Jake For Real?

And the two page article.

In Touch - Are Jake and Reese Faking It? pg1

In Touch - Are Jake and Reese Faking It? pg 2

Special K said...

Back to Austin

Thinking back through all my teachers -- never one as cute as Austin. And that was probably a good thing - I would have never learned a thing. : )

Anonymous said...

6:38AM: How can you be "surprised"? Un Touch is not the 1st mainstream rag that has brought up the gay rumors. Last year The Star did in April '06. Also in 06 NE had a list of rumored gay actors and they declared that Jake wasn't. In August of this year JJ pimped his recycled TT BI's to his pals at NE. Of course they already heard about TT as have the rest of the mainstream mags have and did a story that disappointed not only JJ but you lovely folks as well.

I know you become giddy when you think the mainstream media is going to jump on but as I pointed out they really haven't. JJ's 2nd atttemt flopped and Ted's item was a dud, not even the usual blogs bothered. Even Perez's comments are taken in the context of they are pimping their "legit" relationship fto help save a bomb movie and promote themselves like Lainey has said. As of yesterday he was still pimping them posting about them trick or treating, this IN Touch story was already on the newsstands.

Also, a number of people have said that there were gay rumors about Jake before BBM, but this article clearly states that it's because of BBM like NE and the Star has said. In Touch is still spinning for PR, bringing up rumors with one hand so they can dismiss them with the other: It's becaus eo f BBM/it's Reese that wanted to keepit quiet not Jake and of course the description of them at Hudson's party.

As far as Jake and Reese are concerned the pics of them in Rome, the airport, the beach video and the Halloween pics all IMO were put out there as "private" moments between them, yes even the Rome pics, they were "sight-seeing", they will not most likely attend any industry events together because they consider that "work" as Jake said and they don't bring their dates to work.

Anonymous said...

"Also, a number of people have said that there were gay rumors about Jake before BBM, but this article clearly states that it's because of BBM like NE and the Star has said."

This article may clearly state that but that's just a lazy assumption that a lot of people make. Just because they've printed it doesn't make it true. Do you believe everything you read?

Toothy started and Jake was identified as Toothy before anybody had seen BBM. (March 2005, BBM first shown in festival September 2005)

BBM has intensified the rumors I'm sure for those who assume any guy who appears on screen kissing another guy must be gay. Tbs do not assume that. I've never assumed Daniel Day-Lewis is gay, for instance, despite his great performance in My Beatiful Laundrette as such.

Blue Velvet said...

I'm hoping that Austin makes his first appearance on FNL tonight. The basic description of the episode doesn't reference Julie's new teacher, but it could be a quick introductory appearance leading into the story that will develop in future episodes.

BTW, love "Austintatious" and that gorgeous photo. :)

Special K said...

Max --

RC is a "old friend" of WFT that has decided to come over and visit at OMG. I would concentrate on the sweet picture of Austin that reminds me of a French Sailor for some reason. ; )

Anonymous said...

Yay, it's Austin Friday. This is one my favorite photographs of him.

Anonymous said...

they will not most likely attend any industry events together because they consider that "work" as Jake said and they don't bring their dates to work."

So Jake won't be bringing Justin to any industry events?

Special K said...

While some want to stay in --others are fighting to stay out.

From Page Six:

"Don't Call Me Straight!

FORMER Men's Fitness editor Neal Boulton, who sprinted out of the closet this year when he publicly made out with Jann Wenner outside the Time Warner Center, is being harassed - for acting too straight. "Some p - - - ed-off gay-activist types bombarded me over the weekend as I walked hand in hand with my children. One threatened to call Page Six to 'out me' as a straight fraud," Boulton, who now edits gay-lifestyle magazine Genre, told us. "The other guy barked that I had no right editing a gay magazine because of all the women I slept with. I would have clocked them had my kids not been in tow. Yeah, I did spend the weekend at [my wife] Claire's, but I do that all the time. I try to get as much time in with the kids and Claire . . . [Bleep], she's the mother of my children." Boulton assures us he is quite gay, and we're inclined to believe him. He recently asked gay-porn king Michael Lucas for a bit part in an XXX video. "

Special K said...

Good morning 9:43

As I had someone point out to me yesterday I am not letting people know about this nifty function when you post comments. So you are my test audience for this Blogger PSA:


When you post, did you know you click the other button and you too can name yourself?

Don't like what you parents named you?

Name yourself what you really wanted to be called.

Go by the inner diva name.

Go by your drag name. Player name. Pirate number.

Identity it's yours for the picking.

Special K said...

^That should be Pirate name.

See what numbers do to me!

Anonymous said...

Great pics of Jake by Mario Testino on towleroad.

Anonymous said...

Could someone post the actual address of the comments about Jake and the mega model. When I click on it, all I can see is a photo, no text or story.

There was a Gawker comment about a yr or so ago about someone taking a model(male) back to his hotel,then throwing him out immediately afer sex. Happened when Jake was in NY and some hints it may have been him, but the story died immediately. If this is the same story, I apologize for repeating. Look forward to reading whatever it is.

Anonymous said...

Could someone post the actual address of the comments about Jake and the mega model.

http://kennethinthe212.blogspot.com/2007/11/justin-clynes-puttin-on-ritz.html

Anonymous said...

Stuff I saw about the actor and the male model back then was saying Mcconaughey - said it was his rep for hooking up

Anonymous said...

10.37 This is a model saying he had a "relationship" with Jake. Not anything as nasty as hooking up with someone then treating them badly.

Anonymous said...

there was another blind item posted a while ago about an actor with gay rumors ‘joined at the hip’ with a male model in NYC.

Anonymous said...

Oh wow--good memory. You're right. That came out only a few months ago (in the summer, no?)--when Jake was on the downlow with Reese (rolling my eyes).

Anonymous said...

Jake may be closeted and bearding but I really cannot see him cruelly treating someone the way McBongo (and it was him, I'm quite sure) treated that male model he picked up at the Mercer. That was awful.

Anonymous said...

The great Jake pictures from Towleroad

Special K said...

11:02 and 11:04

Thanks for the comments. Are there names we can put them ?

Remember click other and you can name yourself what every you want.

Special K said...

Hey thanks Sexy Jake Pics for the link.

Anonymous said...

this is the bi I was referring to in my previous post:

"157. NY DAILY NEWS 04/27
Heads up to that hunky actor who's had so many famous girlfriends. The New York paparazzi are gunning for a picture of you and that male model with whom you're joined at the hip (or wherever). Jake Gyllenhaal "

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2007/MARCHAPR.html

Wicked said...

BI- Jake hasn't had that many famous girlfriends but McBongo has. I think this is McBongo.

Anonymous said...

JJ is at it again. He posted this today on his blog:

Reese Witherspoon's new BFF

Children's Defense Fund event entitled "Beating the Odds" had a charity dinner at the Beverly Hills Hotel last night. New BFF Keri Russell and Reese Witherspoon shared some of the spotlight together and apart with children in attendance.

Look at Witherspoon's chin...That thing looks like it is growing. Maybe it is because of the lies of being Jake's beard, she is becoming the next Pinocchio!

www.jjsdirt.com

Wicked said...

Wasn't Jake at the dinner too? I'd be surprised if he wasn't.

Blue Velvet said...

Here's a description of the Nov. 16 episode of FNL - not sure if we'll see Austin before this episode but Nov. 16 looks like a definite:

Episode Detail: Pantherama! - Friday Night Lights
Smash's college options are revealed on the first official day of recruitment; Coach Taylor focuses on a new athlete; Matt is tempted by his grandma's nurse even though he has a new girlfriend; Julie befriends a teacher; and Lyla and Tyra work on an event together at Tami's bidding.

Anonymous said...

rameypix.net has new pictures of Jake picking up dry cleaning.

Anonymous said...

And while Jake is picking up his dry cleaning, Mr. Bodyguard is out with Jennifer Connelly. Those BGs, can't trust 'em.

Anonymous said...

12:08PM: No need to be surprised. Events like that are "work" and would be seen as exploiting relationship via an industry event, they are private remember?

The beach video, the Halloween excursions and the Rome sightseeing/LAX: nosy paps intruding and all was all done on their own time.

This all been planned out now keep up.

Anonymous said...

More pics of Jake's friend Justin: http://emylnmen.blogspot.com/2006/12/justin-clynes.html

Here's his imdb profile (very hot): http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2330796/

Anonymous said...

Where would this model fit into the Jaustin timetable? Jake and Austin were still being spotted together in April on the set of JFC.

Anonymous said...

Still more: http://www.hunkymalecelebs.com/justin_clynes/

Anonymous said...

Anybody could say they dated Jake. A few girls have claimed to on-line so this guy could be lying.

Anonymous said...

I prefer Austin.

Anonymous said...

The claim was he had "dated" past tense Jake so it's all in the past.

Anonymous said...

I prefer Jake with Austin too. ; )

Anonymous said...

And still more Justin: http://www.unity-models.com/galleries/men/index.php?verz=JustinClynes


There's a shot in here with Justin lying on the grass looking up at the camera that looks so similar to a pose Jake did a few years ago in a shoot.

Anonymous said...

Anybody could say they dated Jake. A few girls have claimed to on-line so this guy could be lying.

At least Justin was smart enough not to claim it on some forum :)

Anonymous said...

I've never seen him before in my life. And I'm straight. Ask Reese. Straight. No, really.

Anonymous said...

Also, Justin didn't post it on a blog. He told it to someone who told one of the NY Daily News gossip columnists. FYI, Justin is gay and according to queerty.com, "a rocket in the sack."

Jake, you naughty devil you.

Anonymous said...

I'll see your over-developed gym-bunny and raise you a nicely natural Texas boy ;-)

texan beef

Anonymous said...

OH GOD

Jay Z and Chris Rock are an item

pic don't lie!

http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=a8c0dffe5058b3dd6b6a7d8c2849b422&topic=27248.285

Wicked said...

You need a name, anon 1:29!

PR, you used a name and so did I. So why did you call me 12:08?

Anonymous said...

My torso is better developed than yours and I'm in a Broadway show--at Studio 54 no less. Loser (sticking tongue out).

Anonymous said...

They don't say it's bigger and better in Texas for nothing.

Anonymous said...

The NYDN does not sound like Jake, and there is nothing in the Justin item to tie them together, so if this did happen it could have been anytime. I think the odds are even as to whether it is credible.

Anonymous said...

Yes but Justin has apparently claimed to the well known gossip columnist that he had a relationship with Jake. It's from the horse's mouth to the gossip person. Read the original post on Kenneth's blog.

Speaking of Justin, was he with Jake per that Ivy sighting last month? Check it out again: Today (Oct 2) I was at Ivy eating lunch. To my surprise, I saw Jake Gyllenhaal eating lunch with a VERY attractive young man in his early twenties. The two were laughing seemed to be having a great time. Jake was wearing black sunglasses, destroyed blue jeans, and a grey cashmere like sweater. As they were leaving Jake said to him," I will be by tonight to pick that stuff up" and the guy just smiled and said," Ok, I will be there" They seemed VERY cozy together and it was obvious there is something between them

Anonymous said...

who's that said: "Anybody could say they dated Jake. A few girls have claimed to on-line so this guy could be lying. At least Justin was smart enough not to claim it on some forum"

Which forum? Which girls? Just curious. Did somone call them on it and get the truth?

And I dont put it past some not-yet-famous model guy or his agent trying to link him with Jake for the publicity. What a free and easy way to get your name and face known on the internet.

Special K said...

2:15

You gotta name to park with your post?

Anonymous said...

No, you people are getting confused. According to Kenneth's blog, he got an e-mail from a very well known gossip columnist who told him a source told him that Jake had a relationship with a model. The gossip columnist googled the model and found that he had been the subject of a feature on Kenneth's blog. Kenneth discovered his article on Justin came up first on Google search of him--and he knows that Justin is gay. So he put two and two together and deduced that it's Justin.

The gossip columnist isn't quite sure of the authenticity of the story (according to Kenneth) but he says his source is sure of the story.

Blue Velvet said...

I see no reason at all to believe anything about Justin without photographic evidence. I'll entertain sightings of Austin or Reese without the photos because a relationship has already been well-established. But I even take these with a grain of salt depending on the source and how embellished the sightings seem to be.

Anonymous said...

It ain't the meat it's the motion.

Anonymous said...

lol Austi.

Anonymous said...

This is an interesting BI as Jake is the named one and the model is the blind

Special K said...

2:33 and all the other anons.

Your afternoon PSA --

When you post, did you know you click the other button and you too can name yourself?

Don't like what you parents named you?

Name yourself what you really wanted to be called.

Go by that inner diva name.

Go by your drag name. Player name. Pirate name.

Identity it's yours for the picking.

Anonymous said...

I can never see the ACL picture too many times :) Or the sailor one. Interesting Justin rumour, at least it makes a change from the rest of this week - but Austy's miles better, of course.

Can someone remind me who he might play in the Informers, again? I got the book today and want to imagine him in the role :)

Anonymous said...

Special K,

just a thought - you could post "pick a name" instructions as the first comment for new posts.

That way trolls and newbies would know what's expected :)

Anonymous said...

Can someone remind me who he might play in the Informers, again?

"I just took a look at the imdb.com and someone supposedly in the know (??) said that Austin is either playing Graham or Martin (I hope it's Martin) and Jon Foster is either playing Graham or Martin (unfortunately, I bet HE is playing Martin).

Graham is an okay role but he's basically a stoodge to Martin."

Anonymous said...

Growl, yeah Anons, do what the lady Special K says or else she gunna turn into a cereal killer.
You think I like being a number? What I wouldn't give to have a name. and a home. and a catbox to call my own...

Wicked said...

Who's that- that is a great idea! Thanks!

Feral Cat#174903977452- I'd take you in, but I already have 2 dogs, 2 bunnies, and a bird. Maybe someone else can!

Anonymous said...

Totally off topic, I thought I'd post a link to this poll my gf just sent me about the internet; if she didn't have her own internet interests I'd think she was dropping hints about how much time I spend here and on other Jake sites.

(Sorry, I don't remember how to link)

http://www.marketingcharts.com/interactive/one-in-four-internet-can-substitute-for-significant-other-internet-attitudes-poll-2227/?camp=newsletter&src=mc&type=textlink

Special K said...

Hmmm "cereal killer"

Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, or Captain Crunch?

Gotta go with the Captain.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone wonder about the 10/31 pics of Jake and that girl driving (his?) car? Is she an assistant, friend, relative? Weird that he got all mad at the pap when he was with her, Ive never seen him mad when he's with anyone else...?

Anonymous said...

Stupid question, but does Austin have a sister? She kind a looked like him..maybe a cousin?

Special K said...

Yes Austin has a sister named Ashley.
He is Uncle Austin to a niece Ella and a new nephew.

Anonymous said...

That's not Austin's sister. Someone posted pics of her and Austin's brother in law on here awhile back.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the gossip-columnist is Perez and his source is J.J? Didn`t J.J claim to have pics from an ex-boyfriend of Jake?

Wicked said...

Anon 3:54- I think you're right that's not Austin's sister. I think you're wrong that pix of Austin's sister were posted on this blog. I think it might have been WFT, although I can't say for certain. I also think you need a name.

Anonymous said...

Oh, no contest - Austin is way cuter and more charming than that male model! And Jake is way hotter than that male model. Love this pic of Austi too, but my favorite is the one of him on the boat, or at the beach? Looking foward to seeing him on FNL tonight. :)

Anonymous said...

Oops, forgot to add - thanks for yesterday's song by Squeeze, one of my favorite bands ever, this song by the Police. Love how it opens with that "sinister" background sound (but certainly not "flabbly"). ;) Loved Roxxxxxxanne too!

Anonymous said...

^^Before I get in trouble, that was me, NETB. :)

Anonymous said...

she gunna turn into a cereal killer

Yeah, does she drowns them in milk? :-)

Wicked said...

Anon 5:44- do you really want to be drowned in milk?! If not, then use a name. Don't make me get all Captain on you!

Anonymous said...

This article in todays Guardian seems quite relavant to recent events.

http://film.guardian.co.uk/features/featurepages/0,,2202928,00.html

Anonymous said...

My links never work, try this:

http://film.guardian.co.uk/features/featurepages
/0,,2202928,00.html

Wicked said...

Helena, interesting article. I guess the moral of the story is familiarity breeds indifference.

Anonymous said...

^^ Interesting comment from Guardian article:
“All the good movies I have seen recently have been based on good books or on good plays, the cast has been irrelevant. I have never regarded Brad Angelina Jennifer or George as good actors. In the movie Rendition, the 2 leads, Jake and Reese, were blown out of the water by Meryl and the non American actors playing the North Africans. I think the viewing public is actually less dumb than the commentators believe. “

Maria

Anonymous said...

I agree the North African actors were really good in Rendition. But Jake was good too. I felt Meryl did not blow absolutely anybody out of the water with her over the top clique performance. I know she is a respected and generally very good actress, and I loved her in many movies, but this one oh gosh. And it kinds of ennoys me that epole go oh ah evry time she gets on the screen without really earning it. Bleah. Reese was miscast and gave a pretty bad performance.

Wicked said...

Zero, I felt that Omar Metwally was the real star of Rendition. I was prepared to really hate Reese because I hated her in the previews saying, "I just want to know he's OKAAAAAY!!!" I found I liked her better than I thought I would but did not think she was good. I thought Jake was solid. I also really liked the North African actors' storyline.

Anonymous said...

I agree, Wicked, I was very taken with the North African cast, Omar Metwally and Yigal Naor, but especially the two young people, Fatima and Khalid, no different than young people anywhere, but growing up under an oppressive regime, especially for women. I found that to be heartbreaking. Jake was wonderful in it, but I wish there had been more of his character, it was an important one. Peter was good too. :)

Wicked said...

You're right NETB, Yigal Naor was fantastic. Jake had some of his best scenes with him. I also liked Peter and Alan Arkin in their scenes together.

So, was our Austy on FNL tonight? I've got it DVR'd if he was.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone see Friday Night Lights? I didn't see Austi Spumanti, did I miss him? It seems like a pretty good program, this is the first time I've watched it. And further about Rendition, to me, all of the roles carried equal weight, no one character dominated the movie, except perhaps Omar Metwally's role, even the mega-stars IMO. There's a scene of his of basic human dignity that got to me, among the many that did. Truly an ensemble endeavor, and all very good performances. It's really a very good film.

Anonymous said...

just god back from Rendition
it's deserves much better apprising than "good"
yes fantastic North Africans actors were most impressive and strong storyline(seems to me stronger than rendition point)they carried was beautiful and sad - "We are all on the same boat.", I think that was what movie wanted to say too.
By no means Reese had Oscar performance actually somehow for me she was sympathetic, all right, but I can imagine Michelle Williams better to fit the role. None of Americans actors did exceptional job but movie as complex as I said as first is "different story".
Go to see it you won't regret!

Anonymous said...

^^I totally agree! :)

Anonymous said...

Michelle Williams would have definitely been a better choice.

Wicked for me it was Yigal Naor the most compelling. I travelled many times to muslim countries and I know middle eastern people and his portrayal is very convincing. BTW, Yigal Naor is not from North Africa, he is Israeli. I thought Metwally was good but not exceptional. The young north African kids were great.

Anonymous said...

It's weird, but yahoo has a newer Ted-column than E!: The Awful Truth - nov 3

And this one IS about Jake & Reese. And Austin! Well, sort of.

Anonymous said...

Hoooooo, Ted is bitter and Ted is copying Danys post about what they should do. Not very clever, sorry. The whole post reeks of bitterness and trying to save face. And he is not very well informed, because everyone in Jakes fandom knows that he has only one dog left. Whatever they are up to, it seems that they did catch Ted on the hop.
Looks like the source is dry. Wonder if the source was one on Austins side, no pun intended.

Anonymous said...

Thanks hjulia for the link! here's the text:

"Couples Cashing In?

Since Reese and Jake have taken their relationship to the trick-or-treating level, we've got six more suggestions for fam-friendly outings! Plus, could booby babe Pam Anderson be having more hard times? Say it ain't so!

If you regularly read this column, you prolly know we haven't exactly been gulping down the Gyllenspoon Kool-Aid like the rest of the rags, wonder why? Something about the sudden PDA sessions in front of the paps right as Rendition premiered smelled stinky to us—among sundry other suspect celeb goings-on.But that was all before we saw the pics of Jake (or supposedly of Jake, as he was wearing a giant gorilla costume) trick-or-treating with Reese's tykes, Ava and Deacon. 'Cause, surely, if southern sweetie Reese is not only introducing Jake to her kids and having them all spend holidays together, there must be something more to their relationship...right?

Unless...of course, it's all just one big PR ploy to sell a dead movie, and certain other parties—who mysteriously don't make it into press-release-esque photos of the dimpled duo—have always been there in the background, too, and Reese and Jake are just good buds. For ince, could Ryan still be hangin' round, trying to slink back with his fresh ex? Just a question here, dearies, and a preachy proviso to not always gobble up everything you read, this missive included.

In any case, since Reese 'n' Jake seem to be serious about whatever it is they're embarking on, we Awful busybodies came up with a Sick-Sick Six tally for more family (and photo) friendly outings the two hons should so plan:

6. Hike Runyon Canyon: Jake can bring his great gams and two pooches along while the whole happy clan goes thigh busting (Reese breaks a mean sweat at many things, don't forget) in the Hollywood Hills. Love!

5. Hit Pinkberry: Come on, what kid doesn't love dessert? Plus, this frozen whatever chain is popular with H'wood types, because if you binge on it, supposedly you can still squeeze into your skinny jeans. Who cares 'bout all that fake crap it's filled with—hey, at least you'll stay svelte. Reese and Jake gotta keep those figures fab, right?

4. Head Down to Disneyland: It's called the Happiest Place on Earth for a reason (and we don't just mean because Lindsay really knows how to get hap-happy at the joint). 'Cause, really, you can't quite call yourself a celeb couple until you've gotten pics together wearing those mouse ears, n'est-ce pas? Bonus points if Ava, Deacon and Jake can convince Reese to ride Space Mountain with 'em!

3. Take Your Very Lives into Your Hands, Darlings, and Go to the Grove: Reach out and touch those who actually seem to be buying this silliness that you all are the hottest twosome since Pam 'n' Rick. This outdoor shopping center, complete with cinema, Cheesecake Factory and an actual trolley you can ride on top of (not sure Jake would like, though) is one of the best spots to bring your kids, if you like that breeder kinda thang. Paparazzi are allowed inside, ensuring easy access to headline-hungry A-listers. It was one of Victoria Beckham's first stops with her boys when she moved here.

2. Go Get Mani-Pedis Together! Hey, the fam that pampers their piggies together, stays together. Just ask Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman, who are often seen getting their tootsies done with daughter Lily.

1. Get Floor Seats at the Lakers Game: We already know Jake's a basketball fan, as he used to hit these games with Austin Nichols, like, all the time. And if Reese isn't into B-ball, she'll just have to pretend. Think ya can, girlfriend?"

http://tv.yahoo.com/contributor/38466/news/urn:newsml:awfultruth.com:20071103:TV-1259cc0c9e9c02a2bc238f3392874883__ER:1

Anonymous said...

Ted is as usual a very naughty boy and no way is he jumping on the bandwagon. He couldn't be more obvious he thinks the whole thing is a steaming pile of one pooch poo.

And speaking of pooches, Bitter, Ted isn't in Jake's fandom so he doesn't need to know the ins and outs of dog life in the Gyllenhaal clan to know the ins and outs of Jake's love life.

There are some Jake fans out there asking about Boo so it isn't something that was talked about for weeks on end.

Most interesting part:

'..and certain other parties—who mysteriously don't make it into press-release-esque photos of the dimpled duo—have always been there in the background, too'

He mentions Ryan straight away and then mentions Austin. The only two people he does mention.

Wicked said...

Bitter, Ted has been doing that Sick Sick Six thing where he offers advice to a person or a couple for a couple months now. He didn't get the idea from Dany.