Friday, July 31, 2009

X-rayted



So Dr? what do you think?

I think your right, classic case of Big Ass Head.

I prefer to call it a 'fivehead', easier to break to the patient, and less to type in the EMR.

Looking at his records he also has LAS, Long Arm Syndrome.

Poor Bastard

And you Doctor?

Oh he's hot.

Do you see some type of infection? In the sinus perhaps?

No. Hot, as in hot in here hot.

Is that your professional opinion?

Look at him. The cheek. The jaw. The chin. Don't notice the fivehead.

Residents.

But you do concur it's a fivehead?

Yes Doctor, but he's still hotter than anything else in the building.

Doctor make sure you note all that in the EMR.

Yeah you do that.

Hey we have a case coming in, they want us to look at a very prominent Mandible.

Suspected JLS?


Diagnostic Report:

Diagnosis:


Verified Result
OMG Medical Center
Department of Radiology

NAME :
MRN: 1134967 SEX: M ACT: 000063880918
DOB: 4/30/1980 LOCATION: 3NO 361 B
ORDER: 3428471 REQ SER: 3NO RESULT ID/ADDENDUM: 2357950/0
ADMITTING PHYSICIAN:
REQUESTING PHYSICIAN:

7/30/2009 14:15


HISTORY: Head seems to attract objects with beaconlike quality

Head size is >98% ( above average) . Above average frontal bone. Remarkable Zygomatic, both frontal and temporal processes. Strong Mandible. No signs of fracture or infection. Sinus clear. Average bone thickness and cranium structure in proportion of remarkable size.

IMPRESSION: Certified Fivehead with good cheekbones, strong jaw
Patient is hot. Sr. Medical staff envious of features, major hotness, and that patient could have any staff of their choosing.


36 comments:

destiny said...

LOL, great post. And those x-rays are so cool.

Special K said...

A couple days a tweet popped:

"jake gyllenhaal might be filming a movie @ our apartment complex.. ummmm - FINGERS CROSSED" Tweet

She was from the Pittsburgh area. I thought it was about the Namath picture, since Joe was from Beaver Falls, PA. But it looks like its for Love and Drugs.

Funny how the location got changed from LA to Pittsburgh. Don't think Jake or Anne will mind. Not that far from NY and NC for that matter.

scout said...

The location was never L.A. I don't think=. PA has great tax excentives to film there and Love and drugs is a small budget film.

Pittsburgh ain't too far from Philly either, same state and according to Philly reports, Reese's film for some reason is filming in Philly through October which seems to be an awful long time to film a rom-com: June - October??? Is that why she decided to rent a place in Admore instead of just staying at a hotel in Philly and why she has the kids with her now when Ryan was supposed to have them for the summer? Because if true and she will be in PA until October, the kids will need to be back in LA for school in September . Either that or she will finish filming at the end of August but plans to stick around PA so it will be easier for her to visit the set of Love and drugs.

Special K said...

One of the reason of the long schedule is Nicholson. Cause you know he is the real star than runs that shoot. And who can blame Brooks, Jack was in two of his movies that won Oscars.

But there was word it was going film in LA. I also think the location was tax incentives but was influenced with both Anne's and Jake's schedules as well. And I think Jake and Anne don't mind shooting on the East Coast.

What I am watching is how much of Jake's projects will be East Coast based over the course of the next two years, or as long a Austin is OTH or his contract is up.

scout said...

I read the script for the movie with Reese and Jack's part isn't that big. Anyway, if that's the case than this filming is going on a rather slow pace if it's going to film until October which overlaps into Jake's movie which is scheduled to start fiming in mid-September.

Sort of like when he was filming Brothers in NM and she was filming FC in SF at the same time and yet they still managed to fly back and forth during breaks for "visits".

Just pointing out that it works in PR's favor that they will be both filming in the same state. I don't think either one of them will be returnong to LA for a while.

rumor said...

Scout you gave yourself away.

where? said...

What did he do/say?

m said...

Good catch re Jake's filming and time now being spent back east while Austin is there. Not a fan of Pittsburgh myself. I have relatives there and spent my youth there. I could not wait to leave. Everyone says oh its changed, but when I go back to visit, it's exactly the same to me.

tools said...

Pittsburgh/Philly/Admore=PA.

Filming schedules: Reese movie in Philly=July-Oct.

Jake's filming: Mid-Sept-?
Do the PR math.

I know you really hate the fact that Austin is working and actually has a life and friends, family etc, but you obviously don't think much of him if you think all he wants to do is hop on a plane and fly anywhere Jakey-poop is when he isn't filming. Besides I don't think Austin would appreciate it and visa versa with Jakey-Poop.

Give the man some respect, all you think he does in his spare time is follow those 2 tools around,.

jumping the shark said...

Special didn't say that Austin was the one doing the flying. She said Pitt is close to NY and NC. You are the one with Jake with Reese 24/7.

It's a PR's dream come true! said...

Pittsburgh is closer to Philly than Ny or NC. Easier for her to stick around after filming of her film wraps and she can "visit" Jake on set in Pitts., at least in the beggining of shooting. Just like Pop,Brothers and Nailed for her and FC and this flick for him.

Jake has family in the Admore on the main line area of PA on his fathers side, that's where she is renting the mansion.

Special K said...

Bryn Athyn is east Montgomery Co. than Ardmore closer to Delawar Co.

You have to past Willow Grove to get Bryn Anthyn.

And how I do I know, family is all from that area, and me? Born in Delaware Co, and live in the Ches/Mont area.

There are a lot of people on OMG with PA ties.

Wicked said...

I know you really hate the fact that Austin is working and actually has a life and friends, family etc, but you obviously don't think much of him if you think all he wants to do is hop on a plane and fly anywhere Jakey-poop is when he isn't filming.

I think Austin is doing quite well for himself in Wilmington on both the personal and professional fronts. I don't think he's following Jake anywhere.

rand mcnally said...

Pittsburgh to Philadelphia 304.75 miles

Pittsburgh to New York 370.86 miles

Pittsburgh to Wilmington 602.04 miles

Wilmington to New York 606.67 miles

tool said...

Ardmore is closer to Delaware and where Ryan has a family vacation home he and Reese bought when they were married. Reese is familiar with the area so I would think that's why she chose Admore not because it was anywhere near Jake's Father's family/relatives live.

I get the impression that Jake and Maggie are not to close to Dad at the moment and that Dad isn't missing his roots in Bryn either.

Atticus said...

Jake and Stephen are close, Stephen is looking after me.

Special K said...

You do have to how many x-rays Austin's had to have with all the waterskiing he did. We know he has to have ankle done when he broke it. Can you see him saying "Can I get a copy, my dad's gonna ask."

prairiegirl said...

That X-ray picture of Austin's head is cool, Special!! lol.

I'm not worrying about Austin at the moment either. I think I'm with Wicked. I am leaning toward Austin being just fine on his own, no Jake Allowed. Austin looks happy. He looks healthy. If he were a woman, I'd say he looked downright radiant, lol.

Jake? Jake not looking the same way.

When and if these 2 guys ever again give any signs of being together, I'll change my mind.

But until then, I'm leaning toward these 2 being apart right now, as in apart apart. And Austin looks the better for it.

Okay, back to lunch!! I mean, lol, back to work! Sorry, guys, I've been writing on my lunch hour. But I think that may need to stop. I've had several people come into the lunch room to check out what in the heck I"m doing. Why are people so stinkin' nosey?!!!! Man, get a life! If I wanted to show you my new laptop, I'd have it out on my desk so you could try it out.

Geesh. Why do I work with such nosey people.

Okay, back to work.

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Special K said...

I think the reason Austin looked so good was that he had been home or somewhere in between with Jake. Sorry not on the break up side of the aisle. Don't see it. I think it could more sleep now gosslings are more lil chicks and less owls.

And I do think you will seen Jake working on the East Coast for a while, and not because of PR. But because of his movies. Funny that.

If he does Namath, they will likely shoot east because Namath was from Beaver Falls, PA, played for Alabama, and then went Pro for the Jets, and just his last season for the Rams in LA.

Also wonder if Damn Yankees will shoot East as well. Senators vs. Yankees (East Coast baseball)

Of course, there is going back to work on PoP2 (really don't seem them starting until after 2010.) And then there is that Linman moon project that still orbiting.

prairiegirl said...

PoP 2? Oh heavens, don't tell me, Special. Bearding could be going on until Jake's of retirement age, then!

prairiegirl said...

Well, I am on the broke-up train, but I will say this. And that's that Austin has had the easy road, up to a certain point. Jake's showing the physical toll because he's had the much higher profile portion of it all. Austin's been living on Easy Street.

Now, that doesn't mean Jake has apparently created alot of his own misery, but the fact remains that he has been the one wearing the big bearding sandwich board and not Austin.

Anyway, it is officially the weekend! It's Friday and work is over. Boy, we all were really irritated at work today. It was month end and you know how all that accounting gets mgmt all worked up. $$$ makes people act all hyper.

Plus, let me rub this in now - I'm officially on the Big V!!!!! Yup, kept it under wraps all week - I kept forgetting to brag about it on here but now it is a reality. On vacay all week. Thank goodness.

My Three Sons is on and I'm so disheartened to hear Ernie Douglas' voice has all of a sudden changed. lol. Just not the same, no sir. What cracks me up is to see Robbie & Katie carrying their triplets around and they're so obviously dolls. Alot of times, one of them carried 2 at once and the babies are stiffer than boards. lol!

m said...

I think its most likely Austin and Jake would each travel 1/2 way and meet somewhere in the middle where noone would be looking for them. Hilary said Austin disappears when not working.

These people that keep pushing Reeke crack me up. We all know that is just work. What Jake does on his own time is another matter.

Special K said...

Filming for Love and Other Drugs is running mid late Sept till early December. Hmmm Austin is filming OTH, through early Dec.


Good point M about finding somewhere in between where no one would be looking for them.

Also both have slipped in and out NYC, under the radar when they want to. It's less than two hours from Wilmy to NYC, and under 90 mins. from Pittsburgh.

Buried said...

"These people that keep pushing Reeke crack me up. We all know that is just work. What Jake does on his own time is another matter."

While I do believe that Reeke is fake, I also think that if Jake used to have more of his own private life he gave it up. What time on his own does he have? Spending 2 weeks in NYC with Reese, spending 1 1/2 weeks in DC with Reese, spending weekends in Ojai with Reese and her kids, spending a week in Philly with Reese and her kids. I think that the pressure to promote Jake is straight and Reeke is worlds most in love and devoted couple is on hard because POP promotion has begun and POP, or rather Jake as the prince, is not looking that good. I bet that Jake will be spending the rest of the summer with his beard in Philly and then go to Pittsburgh to start to film his movie. Besides promoting Reeke, what else does Jake have to do? I also think that at one time Jake and Austin may have been hot and heavy, but now they are just occasional fuck buddies. Jake sold his sould to Reese and Disney so he could be a movie star and make money. Hope he is happy with himself.

prairiegirl said...

I greatly tend to agree with Buried in that I bet Jake does spend August and September in Philadelphia, with maybe a few breaks in L.A. whenever Reese gets the same breaktime. Let's face it, this is the only Jake we see now - Reeke Jake. Regardless of this other "private" life, the only one that's allowed to be seen is Reeke Jake.

Does this mean I think Reeke is real? Hardly. They're about as romantically real as Rock Hudson was with Doris Day. But, I don't think Jake has anything else to do with his life. Obviously has no more athletic pasttimes. Or was he ever really athletic? Was that all just a front for a pap image? I sure don't know anymore.
No more immediate family time. No more Chris time, no more Atticus time.

Oh wait. I guess it's alllll under wraps. All inside this bubble that no one's allowed to see anymore. Guess all these never before seen pictures will come out in the Jake Gyllenhaal Unauthorized Biography that will be released when he's 75.
I'll have to ask St Peter if that kind of reading material is allowed beyond the pearly gates because that might be the only chance I'll ever see it, lol.

Ahhhhh, just a little bit snarky. Not too much, just a tad. It's this great outdoor air. I'm on the upstairs deck with my IPod playing, my laptop on my lap, where else?!, and Chloe sleeping at my feet. My last night in my little oasis. I do miss my bed, though. And my room. And my own Wi Fi connection.

Chloe & I need to get ready to go for our nightly constitutional.

Hopefully tomorrow morning, get up in time to go meet friends for breakfast at First Watch, this new place near where I live. I'm feeling a bacon & egg meal comin' on! Or better yet - cinnamon French Toast. Boy, I love Denny's French Slam! Denny's has the best French Toast. Darn - that's not where we're meeting, tho.

We're meeting at 1st Watch, a kind of frou-frou very suburbanite, JoCo kind of place. Heavy sigh.

Yikes! Sun's going down! Gotta run!
What is everyone else doing this weekend? Special, how is the ol' bird and dogsitting going? We should start a business.

destiny said...

It sure is sad PG, and like you I'll have to hope I can read that bio from wherever I end up. :-D

I tend to think J&A are still together, and that a lot of the 24/7 reeking is designed to make us think otherwise. Of course even if Jake and Austin are not together, spending 24/7 with the Chin is not going to make him any less gay.

Either way, it sure is one sorry way to live your life, and only fools think they'll live forever and make it up in the future. All the money in the world cannot get you back the time you wasted on things that didn't matter and it can't bring back your youth, even if it can buy you a face lift.

I'm meeting a friend for breakfast tomorrow too, and spending as much time as possible outdoors as it is supposed to be the one nice day we've had all week--and will have for a while to come. I'm jealous of your cool weather and walking PG, I've had very little of either one the past month or so--and before that it was the rain keeping me indoors. What a crappy summer.

m said...

I can still see Jake's stricken face leaving that dinner with Bruckheimer. I think that is when he was told POP would be delayed and he would have to live this charade for much longer than he ever expected. The best laid plans.

prairiegirl said...

Hey, Destiny, maybe this front we just had will be headed your way. I am not kidding. We've had an entire week of highs in the 70s. We've had lows in the upper 50's. It's been unreal!!

Hey, there were these kids playing some weird looking game out at the park we go walk at. I've never seen anything like it. Some of the boys were carrying little shields. They all were carrying foam thingy's, like bats. And then one boy was carrying a big foam thing that I swear, looked like a giant Playtex tampon. lol. Whaaaaaa in the heck were they playing?! Has anyone ever seen anything like this? It wasn't lacrosse, I know that much.

You know, I have never been a cat person. Have never, ever liked them. But the Major has changed this for me! I love the Major. He's the most beautiful cat in the whole world. I think if I ever do decide to get a pet, even though I love dogs, I would love a cat just like the Major.He's kind of a crochety guy. But I love his meows and he feels so cute when I pick him up in the mornings to take them downstairs to their room. And now he lets me kiss on him. I love his little tiny nose.
I need to find out what kind he is. He's black, butterscotch, and white, just gorgeous.

Okay, well, I hope you have a nice breakfast, Destiny. I hope I get up in time to make mine. I wish we had that little diner like Special has near where she lives. Remember that little diner, Wicked? I had the I forget what it was called, oh yeah! The Lumberjack! lol
Man, that thing was good.I think if we all ever go out for breakfast together, Tom & I need to sit together and we'll both order something along the lines of The Lumberjack. Then the rest of you guys can have your coffee and toast, lol. Tom & I will be the serious eaters, won't we, Tom?

Okay, well, off to write, I mean type. m, I've got 4 chapters done so far and in the mail to the beta! We are in some little adventure now!

Sweet dreams and sweet dreams to the Jakester & ol' Austinpoo, wherever those 2 ornery dickens may be.

Special K said...

M - I remember that too, and remember that look, and wondered what Bruck told him.

The menagerie is down for the night hopefully no one will show up in my bed at 4am like this morning.

Florida Tom said...

m said...
I can still see Jake's stricken face leaving that dinner with Bruckheimer. I think that is when he was told POP would be delayed and he would have to live this charade for much longer than he ever expected. The best laid plans.


You bet your booty m. ITA!

Florida Tom said...

Okay, well, I hope you have a nice breakfast, Destiny. I hope I get up in time to make mine. I wish we had that little diner like Special has near where she lives. Remember that little diner, Wicked? I had the I forget what it was called, oh yeah! The Lumberjack! lol
Man, that thing was good.I think if we all ever go out for breakfast together, Tom & I need to sit together and we'll both order something along the lines of The Lumberjack. Then the rest of you guys can have your coffee and toast, lol. Tom & I will be the serious eaters, won't we, Tom?


I love me some pancakes PG. Diners have the best pancakes.
Of course Pancake House aint too bad either.

prairiegirl said...

The Pancske House. That name sounds familiar. Are those like IHOP's?

I'll have to go back and look at those pictures again. Were they that bad, huh? I remember Jake looking kind of drunk and I remember Reese looking all sour. Was that ol' Bruckhamster that they were with?

Now that I'm a little more familiar with the whole scenario, if that was indeed Bruckhamster who flew out there to meet with them, it had to have been an important dinner/meeting, I guess. He sure never flew out for any other times during filming, did he? Was that also during the time when they had that weird video with the ride in the van?

Those times seem so long ago now. I think that for as long as Reeke has been going on, you could make a whole 2 1/2 hr "Making of" video and set it to "The Way We Were" by Barbara Streisand. Fill it with all the highlights and lowlights of Reeke. LOL! Well, there certainly wouldn't be any highlights, maybe HaHalights - the Blooper Reel! I think the Blooper Reel would be longer than the video itself.
LOL!!! I kill myself sometimes with these brainstorm ideas.

Reeke - The Way They Were and Still Are

LOL, so Special, everyone came into bed @ 0430, huh? That's hilarious! Get used to life as a petsitter, Special! Your bed is not your own anymore. Oh no, they come and go, they take up all the room, they want out at 2-3 in the morning, etc etc.
Luckily, Chloe is one who is set for the night; she doesn't stir the whole night. Puddy? He's a different story. Puddy is kind of a big crybaby and he's high maintenance.

Reality Sinks IN said...

I tend to think J&A are still together, and that a lot of the 24/7 reeking is designed to make us think otherwise.

^^ US???

how many people do you think post here Destiny?? Maybe 6 or 7. Ten at best. HW could care less about what's said here.
Seems people are finally and truly understanding what's really going on. To cry that Jake and Reese total existance is to fool the posters at this site is a little insane.
Jake is dating Reese and is bi or straight. That's why all the pictures of Jake and Reese. Go ahead, scream PR. Yes, some of it is, nothing new there.
The 7 or so people who are still holding onto a thread of hope for a Jake and Austin marriage are not dealing with this well. Almost 3 years of Jake and Reese together? Jake is most likely bisexual but deals with guys on the side or stopped for a while like most bisexual men in the spotlight. Nothing New also.

Now you want to see a REAL gay closet case with Power?
Mr. Clooney. He does it Well.
Somehow I think he could dabble with a little pussy here and there. Never a girl with Control.

Hell, Gucci designer Tom Ford said that every gay man should do it(have sex with a woman).
He's openly gay.

Jersey tom I know you are about to throw up.

Reality Sinks In said...

^^ Hell, PG can take up the whole morning posting herself with her dog sitting banter. And that's at least 3 post. LOL

stupid trolls said...

"Reality Sinks IN",

Jake is gay.

Witherspoon is the beard.

Reeke is a PR campaign.

We know that you know that.