Looks like Jake is doing work of some kind on his two outings in LA in the past few weeks. Popsugar is reporting he is doing some recording. But what?
Is this thing on? Sibilance...sibilance...1 -2... sibilanceThe Top Ten List of Things Jake might be doing at the studio.
10. Podcasts for a new show called Meet the Manthers.
9. Got a dream spot on Phineas & Ferb as Doofenschmirtz's new evil assistant Heimlich. "Manuever it, Heimlich, there Perry now you shall feel awesome power of the Heimlich Manuever"
8. Beating Taylor to the punch he's doing his own country album of the tales of (latte) foam and fauxmance.
7. Picking up a few buck doing audio books. First up reading One Tree Hill: #2: A Heart So True.
6. Going in a new direction and their ditching the deep baritone richness of James Earl Jones and going with something lighter, Jake is the the new "This is CNN".
5. Part of the package deal he got with Disney he's Jake on brand new Jake and the Never Land Pirates on Disney Jr.
4. Working on a new business ventures called Gourmet'n Haal Hot from the Oven. With such culinary tips as "Don't handle them too much or your balls will be tough" "It's always better low and slow" "let's get a little bit of cumin there."
3. Doing a tribute to Danny Kaye he's working on a rap version of the Pellet with Poison.
2.Recording an album of covers of Disney Love Songs called PoP goes the Princesses.
and #1
Rehearsing for his one man show spectacular - Sweet Tooth!
Ok, so maybe he's doing commentary with Duncan for Source Code while they're both still in LA..... with those two, that could be fun too.
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16 comments:
Cute, Special! Love the T-limerick.
I tell you what. Hardly much cracks me up more than when Jake wears these Grandpa sweaters. LOL!
I think one of the funniest ever was that grainy photo of him & ol' Tay at that little coffee shop or whatever it was and Jake is sitting there in the Grandpa sweater with the elbow patches! LOLLLL!! Man, that just killed me.
Hey Tom! Glad to hear you made it all right. I'm sure you have little Maggie Moo with you and you both are enjoying the sun and the sand. You lucky man!
Cute post today. I was wiped out and went to bed early for a change last night. Happens about once a year. But big congrats to Rufus and his partner for their new baby girl. He kept that news quiet for the entire pregnancy. I am just sorry his mother did not live to see it happen. They were so close.
I wonder what Jake thinks about proud gay parents like Clay, NPH and David, Ricky Martin and now Rufus and his partner. Sounds like J and A need to grow at least one pair between em:-(
Truly, nothing better than an English tongue twister and Jake Gyllenhaal because I'm sure he's an absolute expert. Right, Austin? Of course, one has to be properly inspired to enhance perfect execution. Right, Jake?
Wonderful post, Special. I think you nailed the sound studio appearance. Jake and Duncan both in LA, and DVD audio work on the Source Code commentary, make a lot of sense.
Must admit I don't get that Manther video. My Dad was five years older than my Mother. Absolutely, nothing statistically significant about that phenomenon. The spotlighting of this Victoria Miller marrying someone six years her senior is one big fat, "Meh!" After all, I think it's pretty much accepted, historically, that older men date and/or marry younger women. Talk about a local news show trying to make something out of nothing.
Now, if that local affiliate would have done a segment about Jake and surrogancy births in the gay community that would have been a story. He and Taylor? Laughable.
I had to throw the Manther video in because it was just too funny to thing that Jake is the face of Manthers. And was even amused that it came out of Texas.
Yeah, I see your point there, Special. Jake as a panther? Too funny. First he gets out of a cougar relationship then pursues a panther hookup. I admit Jake is loaded with animal magnetism, but these predatory analogies have got to stop. Wonder if Austin calls him his tiger? LOL!
Dear Ted:
What happened to Josh Hartnett? For a minute he was everywhere; then he just disappeared and Jake Gyllenhaal stole his thunder. Is it drink or drugs?
—mimi
Dear Remember Me:
Josh has slipped off the radar for many reasons, romantic being one of them I'm sure. I mean, that's always the final straw for most of these heartthrobs. What girl wants to swoon over a taken stud, right? Anyway, you're right about Jake. He's stolen Josh's thunder in more ways than one, best believe. Poor dude.
Bitch Back
STARSTRUCK: Met Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols from One Tree Hill at Thunderbird Coffee!
about 11 hours
You're right about Jake. He's stolen Josh's thunder in more ways than one, best believe. Poor dude.
Purloined and Pilfered
Ha! I didn't know that Harnett had so many fake girlfriends. And Kirsten Dunst too? All that's missing is Taylor Swift.
Kirsten Dunst. Katie Holmes. Scarlett Johansson
I know this is an old story, but it is a goodie. The fun part of this PR blurb is how the gossip rag indicates that Jake asked "a mutual friend" to arrange a date with Aniston. I thought they were good friends so why would Jake need a mutual friend to arrange a date? Copy and paste job leftover from Taylor Swift maybe? Too, too funny.
In Touch claims that Jake is after Jennifer Aniston after the two celebrated her birthday together - keep in mind that Hugh Jackman, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler and others were also at this birthday celebration.
"Jennifer is older than the women Jake usually goes for, but he's very attracted to her," a friend tells the publication. "He asked a mutual friend to arrange a date."
"She seems very open to the idea of seeing what happens with him," another source tells the rag mag.
While our staff thinks the two might actually make a cute couple, we've learned that's not happening.
Excellent point, memory lane. Jake has known Jen for years and suddenly he needs assistance?
Funny how Jake seems to need outsourced assistance all the time getting his dates. Shy, shy boy!
While our staff thinks the two might actually make a cute couple, we've learned that's not happening.
Notice how they already shoot down the "chance" of anything further happening. So they get the possibility out there but then to save Jake from having to act on anything, they pull the rug right back out from under the story.
This is the La-Z-Boy way of fauxmancing. Jake sits back in the LaZBoy and his PR does all the work.
Well, back after a great breakfast at Jimmy's Egg. It has been a weekend pretty much absorbed with family time.
It has been a great, great time although I must say, privacy has been a rarity!!!!!
Exactly. You get the big splashy headline, but once you read further you find there's no there, there. Jake's people assume people won't read further than: Jennifer Aniston Dating Jake Gyllenhaal?
People actually get paid for this, huh?
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