Saturday, February 5, 2011

Cough it up

And you thought it would be turn your head and cough post didn't you.

Landing in NY under the weather Wednesday night he is the poster boy for what not to do when you cough.


Maybe he had too many Rescue Remedy drops on the way over to remember.


Maybe he needs to spend some more time watching his pal Elmo. Or some other tiny Texans might teach him the best way.



Then again Austin may have a twit pic to teach him.

Wait this wasn't supposed to be about turn your head and cough.

33 comments:

Special K said...

Crazy day sorry I didn't get the moderated stuff up sooner.

Special K said...

Destiny asked if I can repost this.

Can anyone help her out?

destiny said...

Hey, if any of the regulars here have DirectTV or Fox Sports, I am throwing myself on your mercy and asking if you can, if you could tape the Celebrity Beach Bowl for me--I understand it is on live today on DirectTV at 3:30 EST, and may be on Fox Sports at some random hour, like the middle of the night, on replay.

I want to see Bomer play touch football.

Also asking Special if she can repost this when she does a new post.

February 5, 2011 10:55 AM

prairiegirl said...

I don't have Direct TV, unfortunately. As yet we haven't figured out how to work our DVD players since we switched to our new provider.
Did just get the new TV delivered this afternoon!! Yea! Now I don't need to watch my Gilligan's Island dvd's on my laptop anymore, lol.

Hilarious post, Special! LOL Lookit poor Jake spreading his spores via his hand.

Poor guy does look sick. He didn't look too up to snuff in those 3 Sisters opening night pictures. Jake, should've stayed home, buddy.
And Peter S, what's up with that guy? I have to question Maggie's smarts for putting up with all of that shrubbery. Oh wait, maybe it saves on exfoliating scrub and loofahs.

And I am not buying this story on Jake being stood up at the Giorgio Moroder restaurant. They're trying to account for Jake's whereabouts that weekend when we discovered he was in NC.

What a delayed story plant, too. Good grief, over a week later? Do they really expect us to buy this story?

Sorry, PR! Back to the chalkboard for you.

the real m said...

Destiny, I have DTV and found it being shown again later tonight 6:30 PM so I am recording it for you. I dont know how this will allow you to see it though. Pls explain. If there is a way to post it to youtube from the DVR recorder or something I can have my husband do it tomorrow but I have no clue how that works.

Just an FYI for those who expressed interest in seeing Franco on Broadway, still no firm dates released that I can find but I am keeping an eye on it.

the real m said...

If Jake was stood up, I hope it was not by a director or someone that may have been considering him for a movie part. I seriously doubt any potential date would stand him up. Sounds fishy to me too.

Special K said...

Here's the story from E!'s Marc Malkin

Is there anyone out there who wouldn't give an arm and a leg to have dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal?

The Love & Other Drugs star recently visited Santa Monica's fancy Giorgio Baldi restaurant for a nighttime rendezvous and was—get this—stood up! Here's how it went down.

Gyllenhaal was seated at a table inside the eatery but didn't immediately order any items off the menu. As time passed, servers kept asking the all-alone-actor if he wanted any food or drink, but he declined.

The 30-year-old Hollywood hunk waited an entire 45 minutes before finally deciding to hit the road without ever meeting up with his mystery date.

But guess who the celebrity couple was that patiently waited for Jakey's table to free up? Jessica Simpson with footballer fiancé Eric Johnson!

Eonline

what an idiot said...
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Special K said...

Hi Jack.

TWEET! said...

AUSTIN10;

I heard about this awesome thing to celebrate my lady. She is a great humanitarian. She is epic. RT #sophiasweekend

Special K said...

Jack thanks for proving you follow Austin's twitter.

prairiegirl said...

"He's a bubble boy."

"A what?"

"A bubble boy."

"A bubble boy?"

"Yes, a bubble boy." Jerry

"What's a bubble boy?" Susan

"He lives in a bubble." Jerry

"Boy," George Castanza




LOLLLL!!!

Moops? Mohrs.


Just a Classic episode. A classic.

haha said...

LOL @Special. Clueless as always.

TWEET! said...

oohlalafroufrou Lillie
best sighting ever: mumford and sons, jake gyllenhaal and carey mulligan at city house
10 minutes ago

destiny said...
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destiny said...

M, I forgot that most people have Tivo type dvd recorders. I actually have a dvd recorder that records onto dvds, the way old VHS machines did (and actually mine records on both). So I was thinking in terms of asking to have the dvd mailed to me.

Also, I posted that this morning, but because of comment moderation it just came through tonight. I actually found the game on the internet although the quality was crappy because they were having technical problems with the internet telecast. It was silly but kind of fun anyway.

If you do have a dvd I'd still love to have it, but if not, a huge THANK YOU for recording it anyway.

Special K said...

Wait so are you saying that Jake AND Cary Mulligan BOTH like Mumford and Sons? And all those other people who went to the show too?

Wow. Thanks for clearing that up.

Help me out here said...

Ok so Jake is in NYC and Austin is in either NC or maybe NYC. So where are the three kids and who is taking care of them? I doubt Jake would haul three small kids back and forth across the continent.

So confused said...

Now Jake is in Nashville.

Kind of like outsourcing said...

Tweets sure are easy PR work for management companies. I hope no one lost their jobs.

n said...

#OnlyinNashville - Mumford & Sons are playing a secret show now in Green Hills and Jake Gyllenhaal and Carey Mulligan are in the house.

n said...

standing next to Jake Gyllenhaal, Marcus Mumford & Carey Mulligan in a basement -sounds like a weird dream, but I assure you, it's happening
about 10 hours ago via Twitter

TN said...

#
# Thank you to Apache Relay, Mumford & Sons, and Jake Gyllenhaal for creating one of the best nights that I have ever experienced. #fb about 4 hours ago via Echofon
http://twitter.com/nrfriz

Special K said...

With TN bordering western NC it is even closer and less off the radar for GyllenNichol family. Maybe working over in Asheville this past summer might have been inspiring.

boycrush said...

Or maybe Jake left NYC to go hang with his new crush, Marcus, in Nashville for the night.

mancrush said...

Or, maybe Jake left NYC to hang out with his husband.

Sally slashgirl said...

Or maybe Jake is hiding under my bed with BT 1, 2 &3!~!

crushcrush said...

Or, maybe Jake left NYC to hang out with his husband.

LOL I don't remember reading any sightings of the hubz being in Nashville while Jake was making googly eyes at Marcus.

Methodical Muser said...

The 30-year-old Hollywood hunk waited an entire 45 minutes before finally deciding to hit the road without ever meeting up with his mystery date. But guess who the celebrity couple was that patiently waited for Jakey's table to free up? Jessica Simpson with footballer fiancé Eric Johnson!

Right. Jake has a cell phone practically glued to his ear and there was no way to contact him? There are two clues here that this is a planted PR story. First clue: Jessica Simpson. She has been used in the past as a name floated to cover for Jake. I remember back in July 2007 that rumors were floating around about how Simpson visited him at the Beverly Wilshire and that they had mutual crushes on one another. Also, Jake reportedly attended her 25th birthday party in 2005. (That was the summer PR tried to place Jake with any blond woman they could because of the Toothy Tile BI and Ted's "hard-core" Parking Garage bust story.)

Second clue: The weekend the story is supposed to have occurred. Just as PG stated, it is no surprise that Jake's people are still trying to account for that whole January 20-23 timeframe.

mancrush said...

LOL I don't remember reading any sightings of the hubz being in Nashville while Jake was making googly eyes at Marcus.

No, it was just a “secret” concert yet somehow we got “inside” info in real time from one of the participants. How nice of that tweeter to let us be a part of the “performance.”

Talk about wish fulfillment said...

...while Jake was making googly eyes at Marcus.

Gee, do you think this is an embellishment? Don't believe Mr. Convenient Tweeter used the term "googly eyes"? Then again, the made up imagery fulfills your fantasy that Jake humps every man in sight. If Jake isn't being depicted as a famewhore, he has to be just a run-of-the mill whore. I'm glad you speak so highly of the man.

prairiegirl said...

Nashville is a great cover for Wilmington NC.

It's been shown before. Again, just like PR was a day late and a dollar short trying to recover from the Leadville discovery, now they're a two days late and two dollars short trying to cover for Jake's time spent in North Carolina with Austin.

BTW, whatever has happened with the big Leadville biopic? Hmmmm...don't seem to be hearing anymore about that big film in the works by Jake and Peter.

hmmmmmm. Is Peter working on it in between his theatre breaks? Is Jake working on it in between Mumford & Sons concert breaks?

lol

prairiegirl said...

Well, looks like it's taken two entire weeks for the trolls to recover from that Married Quote and Study for Baby Tile 3.

Welcome back, trolls! Looks like you've recovered. LOL!

houseparty/danceparty said...

Gee, do you think this is an embellishment? Don't believe Mr. Convenient Tweeter used the term "googly eyes"? Then again, the made up imagery fulfills your fantasy that Jake humps every man in sight. If Jake isn't being depicted as a famewhore, he has to be just a run-of-the mill whore. I'm glad you speak so highly of the man.

There was more than one tweet of Jake being there. That younger generation seem to be really plugged into the whole social networking thing. There's also video of Jake, Carey & Marcus at this houseparty. And lots of tweets out dancing after the houseparty. Sounds like he was having a great night. Doesn't sound like the thing a man with three spawns and a husband would be doing though.