Tuesday, July 9, 2013

1.0 v. 2.0

Are these pictures of Austin in Italian Vanity Fair, Tommy 1.0?


Or is Tommy really Austin 2.0?


16 comments:

yum said...

Or is Tommy really Austin 2.0?

If you mean sucking cock like a champ, then yes. :-)

Born Loose said...

You're killin' it, girl! Even got the pinky ring in there. Like a pro.

http://instagram.com/p/bl5ZlCQf1J/

PR said...

The beard posted another gem featuring Jake’s hands with his pinky ring:

Alyssa Miller ‏@luvalyssamiller 10m

Spoiled http://instagram.com/p/bl5ZlCQf1J/

Kismet said...

This is getting funny. I have to say it's way more entertaining than any of the other beard experiences I've seen, Jake or others. It's like satire! Almost.

Despite the plethora of tweets and photos and un-subtle clues, Lainey et al has not covered Jalyssa: Martha's Vineyard or Bust! yet. Sure, maybe she's busy sourcing quotes on the radishes (LOL) but I think it's probably because US Weekly has the exclusive. Lainey plays nice with them - one of her main sources is at US.

The only question is... will it be in this week's issue or next week's? Better hurry before Kate Middleton has that baby!

Special K said...

You know what else I notice, that the Boston gossips who always cover the Vineyard and Nantucket during the season haven't said anything about Jake being there. They don't do pictures but they do drop names and there's nothing about Jakey.

A twenty on his name popping up in the Inside Track before the weekend.

hysterical laughter said...

This is getting funny. I have to say it's way more entertaining than any of the other....


Come on guuurl! I bet you're not "entertained" at all!!

lol said...

Cheap publicity whores are always entertaining. Pathetic, but entertaining <3

repetita iuvant said...

Repeat it several times a day, maybe you'll believe too!!:)

Know your trolls said...

Poor luvalyssa troll/dumb fangirl, you give yourself away every time LMAO

I'm really enjoying it! said...
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Jake & Charlie awwwwww said...

Dani Sunshine ‏@DaniGroho 47m

Step out of the office with my boss to get ice cream, run into Jake Gyllenhaal and his dog in my favorite store. #NotMadAboutIt

Lazy Jake said...

Jake has become his own joke. Predictable and pampered. His bearding efforts are lackluster and almost like a parody of the closeted Hollywood lifestyle.

prairiegirl said...

Prayers go out to Randy Travis and his friends/family as People,com said he suffered a stroke tonight and had to undergo surgery to relieve pressure on his brain.

His body is already under alot of stress from the heart surgery. To have to go back in again so soon has got to be a strain on his weakened system.

Terribly sad story.

PR said...

Jake with the beard’s dog Charlie photo op in NYC:

IHJ

the real m said...

Jake could not look more bored. On the clock for sure. Where is Atticus? That dog on IHJ is not even taking a leak or a dump. Hiding instead. No relationship there. Jake just going through the motion.

Those photos of Austin are hot! Still traveling with family but checked in and saw those. Can't wait to see the new episode of Ray Donovan which we had to tape. One more day on the road then back home!

Tryhard said...

Ugh. Jake. Embarrassing. A pinky ring Instagram and walking her dog for a pap all in one day. My eyes hurt.