Friday, July 5, 2013

Star in Stripes

Still feeling patriotic on July 5.

This picture of Austin at Barton Creek popped up today.

Source

Looking good Mr. Nichols,  bet you would make Bubble Boy Jakey need to Pledge Allegiance more than a few times.



And that makes for a Happy Happy Austin Friday.


And for a few questions.

71 comments:

Jersey Tom said...

Where is Barton Creek

Special K said...

Texas

Jersey Tom said...

Then why is Jake in MV

Special K said...

Is Jake still in MV?

Austin didn't say he was in Texas, like he usually does.

So you can see why I include in the post:

[And that makes]"for a few questions."

prairiegirl said...

Someone is not where they want people to believe.

There are two 32/33 year old little boys who find enjoyment in wasting a lot of energy and I know I am sitting back in the captain's chair and I'm going to watch them knock themselves out silly.

And it will be a patient waiting out. Because there will be another screw up somewhere down the way. You just gotta bide your time. It will come.

Just like the Jake and his daughter "niece" breakfast encounter at the L.A. Ritz Club Lounge tweet that leaked out and probably hacked Jake off big time, there will be another.

And we'll be here to catch it. So let 'em spin the hamster wheel. I'm just going to sit back and watch the show.

menemsha said...

Is Jake still in MV?

He is, according to the twitter machine.

prairiegirl said...

Encore! Encore, fellas!! Bwah!
This is awesome. Better than the lousy fireworks show I saw last night.

Kismet said...

I am confused. The tweeter of the photo took it down?

At least it's forever enshrined on Oh My Godot said...

I tried to go to the Source for the Austin at Barton Creek picture and the tweet/picture is now gone. This tweet is there but not the one with the swim trunk picture.

Taylor Woolley ‏@teedubbs3
@AUS10NICHOLS you're even hotter in person... Just sayin
7:42 PM - 5 Jul 13 ·

At least it's forever enshrined on Oh My Godot said...

I tried to go to the Source to see the Barton Creek picture and the tweet/picture is now gone. There is this tweet but the Austin swim trunks picture has been taken down for some reason

Taylor Woolley ‏@teedubbs3

@AUS10NICHOLS you're even hotter in person... Just sayin
7:42 PM - 5 Jul 13

TX said...

Brittney Dela Rosa ‏@BrittneyJoan 7h

Thank you @AUS10NICHOLS for taking a picture with me today! You made my whole year! pic.twitter.com/H7sqnynf3r

Sammi Tittle ‏@SammiT5 8h

So glad I got to meet @AUS10NICHOLS here in Texas!!:) pic.twitter.com/VhsEO1qQic

Kirsten Broussard ‏@krunkkirsten
Hey @AUS10NICHOLS (aka Julian from OTH) it was nice meeting ya today 😊 pic.twitter.com/UX20rWS8Mo

Methodical Muser said...

Anonymous Kismet said...

I am confused. The tweeter of the photo took it down?


One explanation for the sudden disappearing act of that #2 Barton Springs photo is that it was designed to support (corroborate) this tweet by Kirsten Broussard ‏@krunkkirsten which was posted on Twitter, July 4, 2013:

Hey @AUS10NICHOLS (aka Julian from OTH) it was nice meeting ya today ��

Fan Photo with Austin from Barton Springs July 4, 2013

Unfortunately, those black and white swim trunks we see in both photos, and Austin’s slender physique, is not from July 4, 2013, but rather from September 2012 when he was actually in Barton Springs to compete in his first triathlon. We know this because of his own video, which he uploaded, September 2, 2012 on WhoSay

Austin in Barton Springs September 2 2012

Therefore, the problem is that if Austin looks just like he did in September 2012, neither attempt is a real time photo of him... even though old Kirsten and Taylor Woolley ‏@teedubbs3 tried to present their Austin Nichols in Austin, TX "contributions" as being from the last few days.

Another explanation for the #2 Barton Springs photograph being removed is that someone probably thought better of it given that the pic doesn't even look like an authentic moment, if you look very closely. In other words the second photograph has all the usually defects of a manip. While the first Barton Springs pic is probably from September 2012 as well.

Methodical Muser said...

Also, did you notice that the two names of the gals who posted the Barton Springs pics are named Kirsten and Taylor. I'm sure it's just a coinkydink though...right? LOL!

destiny said...

Kristen and Taylor, I would have never noticed that. Ha!

the real m said...

Also notice how they went to great pains to say " today" and "here in Texas" great effort to establish a place and time. Tweets are too unreliable to use for anything.

prairiegirl said...

The thing about that Barton Springs picture which is in Special's post, is that Austin really does look like he's dropped in there. We know he's tall but he is way taller than everyone else. Look at that - his head is way up there in the sky above the trees. It just doesn't look right.


Another interesting aside (amongst several) on one of the many Austin in Austin pictures is that @sarahlonggg says "I don't know why he was in nb but he was just eating there!"

Table for One?

Interesting that amongst all these girls who saw him, took pictures of him, etc - no one mentioned that they met his family too? Or a date? Who was he with? And it's a Friday night?

So I think he was eating alone.

I think he was sent out to go eat out, be seen, and get some pictures taken.

While his husband and family were back home waiting for his return.

Punch in, Punch out. Time put in.

prairiegirl said...

Oh, I think he's in Texas. It's the other half of Bert & Ernie who's really the one who's not where they say he is. And they are knocking themselves out to do it, too.

Methodical Muser said...
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Methodical Muser said...

Tweets are too unreliable to use for anything.

Oh, they can be used to point out many, many things. Just don't take them at face value and that's when the light comes shining through. :-)

Methodical Muser said...

It's the other half of Bert & Ernie who's really the one who's not where they say he is

LOL! I'm sure Mama Foner will appreciate that reference, PG!

prairiegirl said...

So we now have Jake allegedly still being in Martha's Vineyard, complete with what began as some vague tweets and rolling out into what I'm sure Mgmt thinks is a homerun with a picture of Jake at the Tisbury Farmers Market "today".

Sounds like he's supposed to be doing the whole "Cape Cod" tourist thing; he's eating clam chowder and visiting the market. I can see some para sailing coming up and maybe a beach clambake tonight!

Just so we won't be accused of withholding, here's the pic:

Kate Larson ‏@Kate_Larson 2h

See the guy in the black hat and sunglasses? Yeah that's Jake Gyllenhaal �� Everyone knows Jake loves farmers markets on Saturdays


10:27 AM - 6 Jul 13 · Details

Agree said...

I think you guys are right about that second photo being manipulated. The shadowing looks way off. So does Austin's size, in relation to everyone else in the pic.

orly said...

And they are knocking themselves out to do it, too.

Who's the "they" you're referring to? Teenagers vacationing and summer workers on MV? They've been cast into this PR web of lies? How does one get that job?

prairiegirl said...

So here was a sighting from last night.


e m m a ‏@EFunfgeld 15h

Just saw Jake Gyllenhaal😍😘😘😘 right in front of me poor thing that has to wear his hood up so people don't know who he isπŸ˜ͺ


9:42 PM - 5 Jul 13 · Details



And then nearly 12 hours later, she suddenly had another thought about her celebrity sighting.


e m m a ‏@EFunfgeld 2h

Can I go back to last night and see Jake Gyllenhaal again please!!😭 He sat at the table right next to me last night!!! It's a big deal!πŸ’™

10:37 AM - 6 Jul 13 · Details


Interesting, huh? If you go back and look at her tweets surrounding the first sighting, she says nothing about going out to eat, let alone Jake being at the table next to her. The subject was dropped, not another word about Jake the rest of the evening. Then 12 hrs later, as if prompted that she ought to make one more comment about the sighting, she tweets again and makes matters worse.

Secondly, notice she mentions about Jake wearing his hoodie around his head so as to remain "incognito".

Yet, here he is at the Tisbury Farmers Market, out in the open in daylight, with only a ballcap on his head, amongst the people.

oops said...

with only a ballcap on his head


And Alyssa

prairiegirl said...

Might also note yet another oddity.

There's not any tweets from people at the West Tisbury Farmers Market today, except for this girl Kate Larson and perhaps somebody else who just tweeted "farmers market". I reckon that's possible.

But no other tweets/facebook from people sighting Jake at the Farmers Market today.

April August said...

She put on her Instagram that she is at the bite restaurant in MV. The ex is taking care of the dog again.

sun said...

Quillen Bradlee ‏@qbradlee

Just bought a cup of chowisder with jake gyllenhaal#word?

this guy is in MV too

Observation said...


In this heat? Clam Chowder?

Why wasn't Alyssa with Jake and Chris? Don't you want to introduce your new main squeeze to your bestie? Reminds me of the Minka Kelly cyber bearding from last year. No fingerprints. We all know Jake is gay. The fact that Miller's twitter account is immediately used to place her in MV is all I need to know about what is going on here. Jake is desperate. He's still gay and with Austin.

LOL ! said...

Observation more like desperation!

Loose clothing said...

I'm sure swimsuit models stuff their faces with fried fish all the time. Particularly, when that person has just celebrated their birthday with cake, et al. Clam chowder seems like a safer choice, I would think. Unless, she plans on having Jake's babies in the near future. Then what's 10-20 lbs. between friends.

Observation said...

I'm not desperate because I don't hide my sexuality or the people I date. I actually have a slew of pics of me and my significant other. Full-faced and easily recognizable. Not fuzzed out or faces cut in half like a detailed version of Picasso's Guernica.

fast metabolism said...

Alyssa eats like a truck driver

checks his Instagram account

prairiegirl said...

Ha, speaking of having Jake's babies, if indeed Alyssa is being groomed for GHaal nesting, I think it's time for these two lovebirds to show their faces together.

Profile shots and cut-off heads just aren't romantic, do you think? I don't think so either.

Hmm, wonder why no other tweets are mentioning a gorgeous, dark haired girlfriend? That's interesting.

Nonetheless, let's say Jake was sent back up to work - IOW, to beard so that he can continue helping Hugh out for Prisoners' release. This whole MV thing could have been planned for awhile.

So, why not go for the inside the park HR? Quit settling for the bunt hit. I think this would be a great opportunity for Jake and Alyssa to come out for the rags. Full facial. It's time.

Cubism said...

Not fuzzed out or faces cut in half like a detailed version of Picasso's Guernica.


like this


http://saranovela.com/2013/06/27/jakegyllenhaal/

Fishy said...

No one has asked, but isn't it awfully weird to send out a photo of fried fish and the mention of where the fish is from, if it wasn't for publicity and to place themselves somewhere specific. So I would ask why was it important for Miller to use her twitter today in that way. A complete publicity stunt.

April August said...

If I was dating a celebrity I would not post on twitter and Instagram about our dates and what I was doing in my life. I mean why make it so obvious?

Jake is still gay said...

Funny how photos were just added yesterday

Jake is still gay said...

^^
Because the original post was from June 27, 2013. So 8 days later, pics of Miller and Jake. I really can't wait for the engagement. This should be fun.

Instagram said...

but isn't it awfully weird to send out a photo of fried fish and the mention of where the fish is from,


she does this all the time
long before jake

prairiegirl said...

Interesting....lol. Funny yeah, how that picture wasn't there before. Wow. Hey, I think this needs to be fed to People.

We need a big coming-out party now for these 2. Looks like they're ready for bigger things like mag covers and It's Getting Serious/Moving In headlines.

Will be interesting to see how long this story and picture remains on this obscure blog - will it be there a year, two years, five years from now?

I think it's time for Jake to step it up and take this show to the big time. Looks like it's "serious" enough with this latest add-on.

: )


April August said...

How much does anyone want to bet that this MV weekend will be in a magazine or newspaper article.

prairiegirl said...

If you're going to requote someone, please either use "" or italicize it.

Fishy said...

she does this all the time
long before jake


Huh? She sends out pictures of fried fish and the exact place she is eating at, all the time. Nice try. Not buying it.

Special K said...

Totally OT: Crash landing of plane at San Fransisco Airport.

prairiegirl said...

How much does anyone want to bet that this MV weekend will be in a magazine or newspaper article.

Oh, I hope it is. It's time. It's time for People. It's time for Jake and Alyssa to come out on a major publication or site, i.e. Just Jared.

Time to stop the little home newspaper feed and twitter romance. Time to carry it out with the big dogs like he did with Reeke.

Yup, should be entertaining!

Boy, was that a flutter of activity or what? LOL!!! Mgmt was earning their OT pay today, weren't they?

Awesome.



April August said...

I wonder why jake shaved his beard and got a hair cut? Was it for Alyssa?

Instagram said...

Huh? She sends out pictures of fried fish and the exact place she is eating at, all the time. Nice try. Not buying it.

No she takes pictures of food and says or where or what she is eating
she does this all the time

This and picture of her dog

cleaning up his act said...

I'm sure Jake's agents told him that he had to clean up his act for his contract with Alyssa, otherwise it would hurt her image. He has shown time and time again he doesn't care about his rep at all.

Disney probably has told him the same thing.

Fishy said...

No she takes pictures of food and says or where or what she is eating
she does this all the time


She may post pics of food, but she doesn't go around identifying where she is eating at in real time. Once in awhile she might mention a restaurant, but that is not her MO normally. So her The Bite tweet today is unique.

prairiegirl said...

Attn: 15:28

It's time for you to go back home. And you know where that is.

April August said...

But she did not have to put a pic up and tell us the name of the restaurant. Esp since now people know jake is in MV. Believe me she wanted people to know that not only is she in MV she is also with Jake.

Sure she did said...

But she did not have to put a pic up and tell us the name of the restaurant.

Of course, she did. She wanted to "prove" that she was in MV with Jake this morning. That was the sole purpose of sending out the photo and identifying The Bite as where the fish was from.

April August said...

I wonder what kind of relationship she has with her ex. I mean why would you want anything to do with you ex. First you move out but yet you let him take care of the dog?

An Alyssa fan said...

Are you kidding me? The so-called break-up is fake. Jake is gay. She's a beard. She has a contract. You are either clueless or on payroll. Because why else would you care so much about a Sports Illustrated model and her dog.

Your purpose here seems clear to me. You are here to push the Alyssa-Jake fauxmance, which is all kinds of funny. In fact, you seem obsessed with Alyssa's Instagram and Twitter account. Not a Jake fan. But, an Alyssa fab here on OMG. Peculiar for sure.

An Alyssa fan said...

I meant to write "But, an Alyssa fan on OMG."

prairiegirl said...

I wonder why jake shaved his beard and got a hair cut? Was it for Alyssa?


April August, I have to say that you've got me doing a double-take today and that's not a good thing.

The only time we see you around these parts is when the subject of Alyssa comes up. And I haven't seen you for awhile here on the blog but the minute someone mentioned Alyssa in the thread today, you were on within 5 minutes.

I'm sorry, but wow, I know when I'm smelling something suspicious.

Kismet said...

I have thought from the very beginning that Alyssa is a full on bearding situation. Her recent birthday (July 4) and the MV trip will be a tabloid story, with pap pics and chowder flavor details.

Even the boyfriend Bjorn is in on this, taking care to document his custodial doggy duties while Alyssa is with Jake. And no, I did not say ex. They are still together, I think.

Jake has not had a 'girlfriend' since Taylor Swift, just cyber bearding. Every 2-3 years, he's going to have a well-documented, real appearing relationship of at least 2 months duration ( to be stretched to 4 months in future press releases just like with Taylor Swift). A model is a great choice for this too. For some reason, model types make more believable beards, as if even a gay guy would turn straight with a pretty enough beard. ( in contrast, Henry Cavill's average looking beards are naturally suspect). Also, young models don't seem serious (just flings), and they travel constantly. It's a breakup waiting to happen and easy to explain.. Leo and Clooney both serial beard this way.

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Kismet said...

Whatever Austin's reason for making it clear to the world he is in Texas ( either to make it clear he is not with Jake, or to keep his fandom engaged until his next episode ) I am grateful for the new hottie pics!

prairiegirl said...

I have thought from the very beginning that Alyssa is a full on bearding situation. Her recent birthday (July 4) and the MV trip will be a tabloid story, with pap pics and chowder flavor details.

Oh, I hope so, kismet. I'm counting on it. I want to see Jake take this all the way.

I don't put anything past Jake and Austin at this point. They've proven where their priorities are now.

April August said...

If you notice I am writing against miss. Miller. I believe that the relationship she has with Jake is also fake! I am writing on this blog because I find this "so call" relationship so unreal. And I only wonder why Jake is so "fake" himself. I know he is using her just like she is using him. I do not appreciate being "targeted". I have only been on this blog for a couple of weeks and everybody has been nice to me.

April August said...

I don't mean to write here only when the conversation turns to Alyssa. I can not stand SI models. I also can not stand when Jake thinks he can "date" one. I am sorry for my typos and other spelling mistakes. I am typing on my I phone.

prairiegirl said...

April, Jake is being so 'fake' because he's in the closet. It's really pretty simple.

You very well may be new to all of this as all of us were at some point in time. So I will apologize for my doubting.

And perhaps I was jumping the gun a bit. So sorry again for the doubting. I just have become a rather suspicious person now because of past experiences.

prairiegirl said...

I am sorry for my typos and other spelling mistakes. I am typing on my I phone.

Understand! I fully understand. I can't stand to use my phone to type comments.

April August said...

No please don't worry about it. I can understand your concern. I just wish this whole "fake" relationship was over!

boo said...

An Alyssa fan

nice try

FedUpWithTheLies said...

Re: Picture of Jake at the Farmer's Market in MV. The woman that took it made her two friends pose as a pretense but she couldn't even manage to take a decent shot of Jake, let alone Alyssa whose face has been cut out of the picture. So, she is a fan of Jake (she knows him well enough to spot him in a crowd of similarly dressed men) yet she doesn't recognise his overly public "girlfriend".

All these sightings that have been posted recently are very similar. We never see a real "fan photo" but blurry shots of him from weird angles. What are these people going to do with them? like who takes a picture of a somebody else's back? I mean, Jake is supposedly a nice guy who is kind to his fans. So why does nobody approach him? Are we supposed to believe that people are so scared of him that they resort to creepy shots which then they post on the Internet for the whole world to see?

Maybe I am going crazy. Am I going crazy? because maybe yeah, I would take a creepy picture on a whim but I would probably feel so embarrassed afterwards that I would keep it under wraps. Maybe show it to a friend or two after a few drinks and then laugh at my stupidity, but I know for sure that I would not post it on the Internet! In reality, I would most probably approach him and ask for a picture. That I would definitely be happy to share with the rest of the world!

With respect to his model "girlfriends", remember when he did something similar in Moscow when he was promoting Price of Persia? You know, when he was filmed at a club whilst he danced and flirted with beautiful Russian women, and he was completely totally honestly unaware of the fact that he was being filmed with a hidden camera.

Poor Jake, he made a big mistake with Taylor Swift and pretty much outed himself. The only thing that saved him from further embarrassment is that 1 Direction became famous and suddenly Taylor's PR team told us the songs were about Harry Styles (despite of the fact that she dated him months after writing them). I hope Jake fired whoever made that decision.

facebook! said...

We never see a real "fan photo" but blurry shots of him from weird angles.

not true

Holy guacamole!! Jake Gyllenhaal just walked in... (at The Fat Radish)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/995661_10201208140996790_953845545_n.jpg
June 15

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201208155157144&set=a.4763872425926.179714.1568845492&type=1

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201208391483052&set=a.4763872425926.179714.1568845492&type=1&relevant_count=4

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covering for 8:14 said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fedupwithtgelies, I have watched the Russian PoP video a few times and am 90% convinced it was made by Jakke's people as a propoganda prop for his straightness. There is no "hidden camera" - it was made by someone in Jake's entourage and edited to highlight those flirtatious moments. There was an agenda there, IMO.