Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Bipedal Big Footin'

"Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, is purportedly an ape-like creature that inhabits forests, mainly in the Pacific Northwest region of North America. Bigfoot is usually described as a large, hairy, bipedal humanoid. The term "sasquatch" is an anglicized derivative of the word "Sésquac" which means "wild man" in a Salish Native American language." - Wikipedia

Wild man huh ...maybe that's real reason Jake calls him Sasquatch.
Then again there are those are some damn big feet.

Tonight on the Crazy Tree – Luck Be A Lady

Junior Jerry McGuire Nathan feels like he's in over his head playing sport agent. The Real Housewife of Tree Hill is having trouble chatting skills and while Skills is back to Tree Hill.

Here comes the Bridezilla or is it the Mamazilla? BrookeDavis(TM) tries to bond with MamaMakeMeAnother (aka Sylvia, Julian's mommy) at a bridal expo, where both get their champagne wish of the day, Mama get never ending champagne fountain, BrookeDavis(TM)gets her future mother in law passing out. Of course complete with doing their best Monster-in-law movie homage. Oh and BrookeDavis(TM) in a gazillion wedding dresses. But no doubt Mama will have another idea (drink, bride for Julian)for the wedding, but will make sure Julian gets his flowers. That's her special guy!
Julian looks for his best man during the guys’ poker night or is it gin rummy, or is getting rummy on gin and strip poker to find the best man for him. Don't be fooled by the episode's title, it's really doubtful that Julian's going to be Big Jule, suit up, put on the fedora and reprise Guys and Dolls with the fellas.

Executive Two Wheel Tuesday


destiny said...

Congratulations M and M on the Giants.

PG, I did see this morning that Bomer got a role in a sci-fi film. I can't wait to see him on the big screen, and it sounds like it could be good.

It's also exciting to see that being in the glass closet has not kept him from getting film work. His work on White Collar has gotten him attention, and I think he is going to have a good career.

Special K said...

For all of us in the US - Get out the vote!

prairiegirl said...

I'm going to miss voting this year.

I'm going to be working late and then I have to get back to feed the dogs. And I'm not anywhere near my voting poll.


This is one of the busiest/worst busy seasons I can remember. When you don't even think about going to the ladies room until lunchtime, that's nuts.

Jersey Tom said...

Congrats to the World Champs San Fran Giants. Well earned.

Its awesome isn't it M and M. Enjoy.

I hear we have a new poster Amy. Thats awesome. I want to hear so much more about you Amy. Weird I know somebody who has the same name as you.

Methodical Muser said...

Congrats to the World Champs San Fran Giants. Well earned. Its awesome isn't it M and M. Enjoy.

Thanks, Tom. It sure does feel great. The Giants played like true champs and certainly deserved the win.

Methodical Muser said...

^ Thanks, Destiny.

ROMA said...

Yes, many congratulations to the San Fran Giants! It is such a great feeling, isn't it?
Welcome Amy!

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Jersey Tom said...

So tell us what brings you to OMG Amy. It would be really nice to know more about you. What part of the country are you from and what are your interests? We all get together sometime. Hopefully we can get to meet you soon.

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let's hear it said...

Oh Tom, I'm happy you brought those questions to the fore because I don't remember you asking all that of M&M, who seemingly came out of nowhere back in their non-blogger-name days.

M&M, would you like to answer Tom's questions first? Might make Amy Rose feel more at ease and not feel like this is the Spanish Inquisition.

jaustin said...

LaOD commercial during OTH. : )

Can you hear this? said...

Are you Amy Rose's Blogger Agent? Or, does she just work for Jake directly? She can answer, or not. Seems odd how someone is so sensitive, and automatically jumps to her defense. Hmmmmmmm.

Jake's dog walker said...

Do you guys really think this blog has that much power in Jake's career or that his PR people think you all can influence the public persona of Jake. Which is now by the way, "hot ass dude fucking America's country sweetheartnt".

Are you that delusional that your blog scsares Jake's PR? He could shut both you and WFT down in a heartbeat. You're harmless nutjobs that I find very amusing. It wouldn't surprise me if Jake's people meaning his dog walker come hear and laugh their asses off too. I have no doubt Jake has a high respect for gay people and is probably why he's doesn't bother with jokes such as yourself because there is nothing wrong with being gay. But you all seem to think there is or why else the witch hunt to "out Jake".

And I thought my life was patheic but you all prove me how truly blessed I really am.

hardy-har! said...

LOL, Tom and SK and MM thinks Amy is PR!

Tom, PG nor SK blinked whrn MM appeared armed with all the "conspricies" posted here, it's like she was always here!

I guess she is a middle-aged white woman into slash, bit of a prude when it comes to het sex and hates young pretty women, loke most of the poaters here!!

prairiegirl said...


Then you need to go take care of Atticus instead of hanging around a blog that has nothing of interest for you. If we're so small and insignifant, then why in the hell are you here.

Thought so. We're not so insignificant, are we? You just proved it.

prairiegirl said...

A Rose is a hostile visitor, you guys. They are not new.

That person is hostile.

prairiegirl said...

And it is nobody's business who talks to M&M, when, how, where, or why. What an absolutely stupid question!!

Methinks someone's paranoid or something.

Amy Rose said...

Gosh! Not sure what to make of all of this. I actually do work in public relations, but Hollywood types are not on the list of clients.

Praire girl, I thought I recognized your name/style from other forums that I visit. Guess I was mistaken. The poster I thought you were doesn't go around calling other posters 'hostile'. Meh!

prairiegirl said...

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground. ~Author Unknown

prairiegirl said...

The drops of rain make a hole in the stone not by violence but by oft falling. ~Lucretius

prairiegirl said...

Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock. ~Author Unknown

prairiegirl said...

If we are facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep on walking. ~Buddhist Saying

prairiegirl said...

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

prairiegirl said...

Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use. ~Earl Nightingale

prairiegirl said...

Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred-and-first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not the last blow that did it, but all that had gone before. ~Jacob A. Riis

once a nut... said...

PG is just embarrassing herseld now. LOL!!!

prairiegirl said...

"If the furnace is hot enough, it will burn anything."
  - John Parker, Once a Runner

prairiegirl said...

"Those who say it can't be done should get out of the way of those who are doing it."

prairiegirl said...

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." — Doug Lawson.

prairiegirl said...

The greatest pleasure in life, is doing the things people say we cannot do.- Walter Bagehot

prairiegirl said...
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Amy Rose said...
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prairiegirl said...

"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered, the point is to discover them." - Galileo Galilei

prairiegirl said...

The Truth is heavy, therefore few care to carry it.

prairiegirl said...

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -- George Orwell

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Hope springs eternal said...

Amy Rose, when you and your PR firm meets with your new client, Mr. Gyllenhaal, in the morning, I hope you can convince him to start a new PR campaign. His last PR team for the past 3 1/2 years has been doing a really shitty job.

AUS10 said...

And thanks to Dawn Ostroff for being a genius and super hot!!!! http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 1 hour ago via iTweeVee

Thank you all for putting up with my crap acting tonight. stay tuned for #lifeunexpected. it is excellent. http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 1 hour ago via iTweeVee

@NissaBellisima I knew I wanted to be an actor at 15. http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 1 hour ago via iTweeVee

A lot of people want to high five Julian. should I be concerned? http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 1 hour ago via iTweeVee

I cant come to many of the places you ask me to because I am a wanted man in 17 countries. I am very dangerous. http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 1 hour ago via iTweeVee

RT @Kate1323 Anyone else think the whole, "Fake Lucas" thing is kinda weird? Hahaha. http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

I think Julian and Brooke should honeymoon in france, england, oz, malaysia, philippines, canada, ireland, brazil, argentina, and chile!! about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

And Brazil too... http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

ok there is overwhelming enthusiasm for us to come shoot in the UK and France. I am calling the creator now!!!! http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

Ry Cuming is a great friend of mine and a brilliant musician. Go buy his music after the show. http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

@sahra_d I heard LOL comes out in April. Bought by Lionsgate. check it out. http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

@LyzzleG absolutely. sometimes I use moments from my real life. and sometimes just my imagination is enough. http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

LyzzleG:@aus10nichols what do austin and julian have in common? do you ever pull your own experiences into the character? http://itwev.com/R5whO

@LilTunechisbaby Yes I am very interested in directing. If I am lucky, I will be directing an episode of OTH this year. #OTH
about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

I want to take this opportunity to thank Dawn Ostroff and the brilliant folks at the CW for a full season of OTH. http://itwev.com/R5whO
about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

I actually am not that funny. That all comes from the writers. http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

RT @Ruthsaysthis Today me and my friend concluded that you are the best man alive, and a comedy mastermind. Thoughts ? http://itwev.com/R...
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That is very nice. But I am just trying to do my part. We can all help clean up the planet. http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
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RT @brileeful @AUS10NICHOLS when did you become or decide to become an activist, and what made you choose to be the unsung hero of the pl...
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I am trying to get you a brulian baby. I am trying every night. #cheeky http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

Alex would definitely be an interesting best man for Julian, but I think Brooke might shit a brick. ;) http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

Yes I love my fans from Morocco!!! http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

I would love for my footage to become a real documentary. Bombard the cw with that and maybe it will happen. http://itwev.com/R5whO #OTH
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# RT @LoveOTH23 #OTH @AUS10NICHOLS Is your filming going 2 become a movie in real theaters for fans to watch? It would be awesome :) I woul... about 2 hours ago via iTweeVee

RT @miranda_adler @AUS10NICHOLS my question is....will you give me a shout out!?!? ill jump up and down and scream and be the happiest gi...
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lol said...

LOL, Tom and SK and MM thinks Amy is PR!

As soon as "Amy Rose" showed up, PG was on the phone to Jersey Tom fretting about how to deal with "PR Amy".

Tom (in all his wisdom) came up with a stroke of genius - he would play hardhall, and ask the tough questions. "That'll smoke PR Amy out!" he squealed with smug delight.

PG giggled. "If that doesn't work, Tom, then I will bring out the big guns. What for it! I'll post 14 profound quotes!".

Later on that night at curfew time, PG drifted off to sleep, sound in the knowledge that PR Amy would be exposed for all to see...


ROFL said...


That was brill!!

Thank you and I anxiously await your next chapter!

destiny said...

Just like clockwork, Jake's latest pr efforts are already looking like a bust, so out come the trolls and yes, PR, to tell us we are the problem, not the people who are guiding Jake's career--and at this point, I use that term loosely, because I don't call bearding/tabloid stories a career.

Jake could learn a thing or two from people like Ricky Martin and Portia Degeneres, who gave great interviews to Oprah this week. Ricky in particular gave one of the most heart-felt interviews I've ever seen. HIs children are very lucky kids, they'll never be ashamed of who they are or who their father is.

He could learn a thing or two from actors in the glass closet like Bomer and Quinto who are getting good work without beards and fauxmances.

Part Deux said...

Even though it was way past curfew time, PG kept tossing and turning. Normally she would be fast asleep, dreaming up her next slash chapter. “There is something hostile about that Amy”. This thought would not go away.

Finally succumbing to the realization that PR Amy was a clear and present danger to the very existence of OMG, PG threw off her My Little Pony bedspread, flew out of her bed and fired up her laptop. Drawing upon all her 1337 computer skills, PG googled “Amy Rose”.

Ring! Ring!

“Oh.My.Dog. Tom. I’m so sorry to wake you up! I can’t believe it! I just can’t believe it. Jiminy!!”

Tom, half asleep, rubbed his eyes. He was momentarily blinded! The Oil of Olay that he religiously caked on every night to preserve his youthful looks had been smeared into his eye.

“What is it peegeeeee!” Tom groaned sharply.

“Tom! Tom! I have discovered the identity of Amy Rose. Quick! Quick! You need to go to this website! It is: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2600000/Amy-Rose-sonic-girls-2677228-1024-768.jpg."

PG waited breathlessly while Tom fumbled in the dark, looking for his Windows 95 based PC...


A+++ said...

LOL oh this is too funny! It's as if you were right in their heads. All the subtle nuances of character - spot on! Well done you!

lol said...

^Thanks alot. It's a bit scary "being in their heads"...I need a break now!

the real m said...

I don't know what sites the person who says Jake is viewed as a hot ass dude fucking america's sweetheart has been visiting. Must be delusional PR or that was meant as a joke. I just spent an hour taking the temperature of comments around the web and Jake is still being vilified. He has practically been accused of being a pedophile not to mention the usual bearding and closeted. Cheap is another new word. The $3.00 apple excursion did not help. I'd say that WFT2 and OMG are the least of PRs worries. Jake wants to come out and his subconscious reveals his true nature.

the real m said...

I dont know who this Amy Rose is but he or she sure had a meltdown in record time.

LOL said...

"Jake wants to come out and his subconscious reveals his true nature."

stop believing in santa claus dear!

from russia said...

Destiny , keep your precious lessons for yourself or write directly to jake.
Spending time to bash someone on a blog isn't really couragous!

Sheesh said...

I dont know who this Amy Rose is but he or she sure had a meltdown in record time.

Learn to read. It really will help prevent you looking ignorant. The only meltdown was prairiegirl's spam of ludicrous quotes

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lol said...

Naww. Come on prairiegirl. Lighten up. It's just a bit of slash, OMG style.

prairiegirl said...

Mission Accomplished.

prairiegirl said...

No, your story was funny.

You know that's not what I'm talking about.

Good pete, buddy, do you earn your paycheck at all.

I wish I got paid to play on the computer all stinkin' day. I'd be a millionaire.

lol said...

Honestly, I don't know which posts you are referring to. Time/Date?

a sad state of affairs said...

Let's see... what time is it in England, Prophecy Girl? And, anyone who's been around for any time on this blog all recognize Rantin' "AMY ROSE" Jack. Look you two, and whoever else agrees with their bullying tactics, we can't help it if Jake and Austin are determined to ruin their careers and create "public" images to help them sell their sad careers. These guys are grown men (although they've been acting like they have the mental faculties of a teenager). When they start living their lives in an honest manner and stop manipulating the public to further their careers, then maybe WFTers and OMGers, and other people who call them on their crap all over the blogosphere, will ease up. It's not our fault that these guys have turned into such famewhores.

ted said...

Which Blind Vice Star Should Come Out Next?

"I couldn't take it anymore," Ricky Martin recently dished to Oprah about his decision to come out. He said, "I felt relieved. I felt free, I felt liberated...For many years, I was trying to pretend I was somebody [else]."

Hear that, Vicers galore? The grass is greener on the gay side. So which of our tortured Blind Vice stars do you think should wave his or her rainbow flag with pride next?

"Everyone" isn't an option, hate to say it.

We've said it before: It was très brave for Ricky to reveal his sexuality, but he did have the advantage of being established in his career. So the DL dudes and darlings that we picked for this poll are all celebs who we think could come out and still have careers.

Nelly Fang and Topher Hairy-Tuchus, they are not.

But which A-list looker do you think should come out next: the infamous Toothy, who's spent nearly a decade slipping in and out of beds (or cars) trying to deal with his sexuality? Or maybe Butter Pussy, who's lesbo-bomb would shock about no one? Then there's Seymour Plow-Me-More and Venetia Vag-O-Matic and...well, you get the idea.

So who's it going to be? Sound off below!

Awful’s Closet Case Poll
Which Blind Vicer should come out next?

* 53.3% Toothy Tile
* 22.9% Seymour Plow-Me-More
* 2.4% Venetia Vag-0-Matic
* 4.5% Fey Oiled-Tush
* 11.7% Butter Pussy
* 5.2% Lloyd Boy-Toyed

destiny said...

ITA Sad State of Affairs.

prairiegirl said...

Totally, totally agree, Sad State.

I'm done feeling sorry for these guys. BT is 3 years old now. When are they going to wake up and smell the coffee.

They will continue to be in this mess until they take the bull by the horns to do what is best for them and their kid(s). No one is going to do it for them. No one.

They're 30 YRS OLD for pete's sake. Take yourselves up by your bootstraps, quit holding your pity party and be pro-active for once in your life.

They're surrounded by people right now who are doing nothing but enabling and encouraging.

Soapy uses her twitter for a good cause by talking about gay pride but then what is she doing? She's exhibiting a lie to perpetuate that she & Austin are a couple. What a contradiction to what she preaches on her Twitter.

And her fans will turn on her when the truth is discovered. She is playing those young girls for fools as well as Austin.

prairiegirl said...

At some point, they have to stop blaming everything around them. No, life's not fair. No, it wasn't fair for the Academy to give Crash the Oscar for Best Picture. No, it may be a bad break for OTH to get renewed for the rest of the season, tho at this point, Austin may just need the paycheck.

And no, it's not fair what Reese did.

But dangit, man. What they cannot seem to see is that Jake's career is going right down the tubes because of what he's doing with this bearding and story floating.

And if they continue this double route that they're on right now, they will break up at some point down the line, I have no doubt in my mind. That family will break up.

Because they will start squabbling. And the distance and the constant travel will start to get on their nerves and it will impede their communication; texting & webcam are not a substitute for actual time spent together. And it's not just the time spent together.

It's the lying and what it does to your insides, your mental well-being and your outlook. Your self-esteem. It already shows on Jake. And it will show on Austin - with him being more introverted, he's probably popping Tums like they're Skittles.

prairiegirl said...

I cannot support what they're doing right now and some of it is downright repulsing at this point.

But there's still love somewhere inside of me for them (somewhere! lol) and I am not going anywhere.

All the trolling in the world will not drive me off.

I've got to go back to work.

Confused said...

From Ted C's lastest post about Jake and the second coming of it.

'[Taylor] got a suggestion from one of our workers; she ordered chocolate burnt almond, and he got custard vanilla yogurt. They were very nice and seemed comfortable around each other," adds the worker bee.

"They weren't lovey-dovey though."

OK, now we are kind of surprised.

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b209232_jake_gyllenhaal_taylor_swift_couple.html#ixzz14F9ZkTsD

I'm confused lainey and perez said taylor got the sprinkles and that it was lovey dovey.

Bruce Bibby said...

What did you expect me to say?.