Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Caption this!

So what's Jake trying to stop himself from saying?

Anne has a bunion and 6 toes!


I usually have something harder to wrap my legs around.


Oops! my merkin slipped.

Now it's your turn. Want to see what you've got.

And to all who celebrate.

Happy 5771!

Today at sundown marks Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year.
Full of joy promise and renewal. It's reflecting on the year past and looking towards the promise of a new and brighter year ahead. Here's to a sweet life in the year ahead.

L'Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!


Too funny said...

There's a hot new couple in town! Jake Gyllenhaal isn't letting his split from Reese get the best of him, in fact, he already has another woman in his life.

Jake has been quietly dating Rachel Bilson, sources close to the couple tell Hollyscoop.

"They're trying to keep a low profile but they're definitely dating," a source close to the new couple tells Hollyscoop EXCLUSIVELY.

Both Jake and Rachel are notoriously private when it comes to their personal lives so they want to keep their new relationship under wraps for as long as they can.

Rachel recently split from her fiancé Hayden Christensen, but the details of the breakup remain vague. It certainly didn't take her long to get back in the dating game though. But when you're as adorable as Rachel, you don't stay single for too long.

What do you think of the new couple? Tell us your thoughts!


Special K said...

Watched Colbert. He was looking for his own God geese as a sign to have a rally to bring back Truthiness. (just like Glen Beck who's rally miraculous had flock of geese fly over at the start of the rally).

"Ladies and gentleman it's my prophetic goose, Geese Witherspoon.

Sorry about your break up with Flying Phillipe and Drake Gullenhaal."

Colbert Report Sept 7th

Check around the 6 minute mark.

Special K said...

They are still trying with the Bilson thing even though it's been shot down by Jake's own people, Ted and Gossip Cop.

Special K said...

Actually here's just clip for Geese Witherspoon and not the whole show.

Geese Witherspoon

destiny said...

LOL all over again. Thanks for finding the clips Special.

speak no evil said...

New York Magazine is asking too.
Why Is Jake Gyllenhaal Covering His Mouth in the Love and Other Drugs Poster?

Special K said...

Source Code is opening in the US April 15, 2011.


SC will be opening in the UK March 11, 2011 in the UK.

the real m said...

Too funny about the Rachel rumor. That gossip site does not keep up with gossip very well.

PoP said...

Champions of Middle Eastern culture, Ronnie Khalil and Ryan Shrime are set to reinvent last year’s highly successful Middle Eastern Comedy Festival, to be held in Los Angeles, Oct. 4-7, 2010. The event will showcase stand-up comics of Middle Eastern descent, including Arabs, Israelis, Persians, Afghanis, and more, as well as stage a variety of comedy sketches.

The festival will kick off at Hollywood’s Laugh Factory with a “brown carpet gala,” followed by three nights of entertainment at the Acme Comedy Theatre. At the closing awards ceremony, Khalil and Shrime will honor Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time star Jake Gyllenhaal. Also new to this year’s ceremony will be the Middle East Jackass Awards.

NONE4U said...

RealOneTreeHill:If we Retweeted u we also followed u, DM us ur address for ur sticker! And don't forget to watch last season's finale TONIGHT on the CW!!!
2:28 PM Sep 7th via web

@realonetreehill. Yo I dare you to ask all your followers to follow me!!! See if it works :) about 2 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@realonetreehill. I'm stickin with season gr8 because I work on it and its the best job ever. Where my fu*#!n sticker at?? about 2 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@realonetreehill. I have honed my craft in order to be able to play Julian. Where my sticker at???? about 2 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@realonetreehill. I have been a starving actor for over a decade. I'm stickin to you like glue, mutha fu*#a. Can I get a sticker? about 2 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

norwegian girl said...

jake and rachel would be a funny couple. lol:)i really hope he doesn`t sink that deep and make himself an even more joke than with reese. the only thing that bothers me a bit with this rumor is perez and his exclusive scoop. he had some with reeke, and a bit later it was "confirmed" by "credible sources" like people and us weekly...

i follow jake here and nph at his fanplace. two very different places and two very different persons...but one thing is very similar.
here we are concerned about austin and his ring, over there it`s neil and his ring. when he doesn`t wear it, they get a bit worried, even though they know it`s probably because he`s been filming.
it`s kind of weird in fandom. you hope for the big thing, and if and when it comes, there will always be something else or something new to worry about. it will never end.
i think that is why i love to come to both places, it`s just never perfect. never a.!...nomatter what differences.
you keep on being a fan and enjoy the adventure because it will never stop even if jake should ever come out. you will still worry about him and austin. i think that is a great thing, though:)

AUS10 said...

I heard today is HUMP DAY. Does this mean what I think it means? 3 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Big weekend. Surfrider charity surf in Malibu. Then Beautiful Boy premieres in Toronto. Please come kick me in the shins at one or both. 18 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Special K said...

No takers for captions for the poster?

Looked up what else was scheduled to open on April 15, and kid you not, Water for Elephants is opening the 15th too.

The brown carpet? There are no words.

Does it look like to anyone else that Austin while kidding around there was a little punch to his comments to the show via it's official twitter?

And Mr. Nichols, that clueless act act won't work. You've celebrated hump day more times than you can count. ; )

come again said...

Not sure I follow you, Spesh. A little punch to his comments to show that it's really him? As opposed to a publicist writing his tweets? Is that what you mean? Do you think he/the show would hire someone so dimwitted to do his tweets?

Special K said...

No I meant that there is little bit of snark in the comments he wrote to the OneTreeHill twitter.

Don't think anyone is writing his tweets for him.

Twitter has allowed him to sneack in some comments insights and sentiments about things, under the guise of other things. He is a smart cookie and a writer and uses those skills to his advantage.

lol said...

OMG should be renamed "Rehash of AUS10".

caption said...

"I'm straight? Ha Ha Ha"

caption said...

"Those ol' gals at OMG still think I'm with Austin teehee"

Ted said...

Dear Ted:
Why is homosexuality such a defining trait in people's minds? I get that some people believe homosexuality is wrong and therefore deprive themselves of potentially great human relationships. But what is up with people who say they can't believe a gay actor in a straight role? I mean, I know that Chris Meloni is not a detective in real life, but I have no problem believing he's Elliot Stabler when I see him on TV. (Shirtless shots are simply icing on the cake.) I'm a mom of a teenager, and my kid is very open-minded about same-sex marriage and relationships. Do you think the next generation will be more open to enjoying actors and actresses without worrying about their sexuality?
—A Hopeful Fan

Dear Ya Did Well:
Yes, absolutely, look at your own kid! Smart people, generally speaking, don't like the bigotry/hatred thing, either.

Dear Ted:
Is it common for B.V.s hiding their sexuality to have bromances or to be pals with a same-sex person in the public eye while getting it on in private? Or do they usually avoid their real partner's company in paparazzi territory?

Dear Bromeo, Oh Bromeo:
Could go either way, babe. Depends how paranoid the closeted cutie is. Sometimes guys are comfortable flaunting their BF as their friend, others are so nervous they're not even willing to be seen together.

Bitch Back

the real m said...

Of course he is still with Austin. 8:04, you are the only one on the planet that keeps insisting otherwise.

Source Code and Reese's movie on the same day? You have got to be kidding me. I don't think actors have much influence on the release date, though they do have to have an open schedule for promo around the date. Pattinson is a big draw with young women, so Jake may lose out on that one. I don't think it will be Reese in this case that is the draw.

Special K said...

Linked is a long post by a fan of OTH went down to Wilmington for an OTH fan reunion get together that happened a few weeks ago.

Scroll through and you will see pics of Austin at the batting cages (spoiler he helps Nathan and Haley's son Jamie with baseball), riding on his bike on set, just hanging on set watching filming and then stopped over to talk and take pictures, and then stopping in at a charity event that was a part of the OTH fan week.

Visit to Wilmington

Special K said...

Actually M, Summit had the new Three Musketeers in #D slated to open April 15th, but pushed back to fall 2011, and put Source Code in it's place. Was it to compete against there favorite son Robert Pattinson who's movie Water for Elephants is from Fox, you don't just know?

just wonderin' said...

Spesh, are you dyslexic?

OC said...

Celebrity surfers take over Mailbu Surf Spot

Q&A said...

QUESTION: How have you coped with fame? Have you become more comfortable as you have got older?

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Up until now I have had an interesting perspective because I haven’t been so clear about all the things that I want to do or who I was. Now I think I feel much more comfortable with it because I am more comfortable with what I want to do and who I am and what I care about. A lot of this stuff is great fun, I have a good sense of humor and I enjoy laughing. I want to make movies that are like that and spend time with good people. This is our day so you should have a good time doing it. That is my perspective on it now.