Saturday, September 18, 2010

On the next....

....time Jake's on The Daily Show

Will Jake admit to Jon that he was his hairspiration for LaOD?




Will Jon admit to having a secret second job as Viagra salesman those first years at the desk?


And who will claim to steam up the screen more?
Jake: I can make the kettle boil.

Jon: You can have your tea and my sympathy sir.
I steamed up the mirror and the camera lens.

29 comments:

destiny said...

Happy Birthday M and M. Ginger spice roses, wow, those sound intriguing, and they sound like they'd be in the orange family, color-wise.

And lol your "bribe" to get me to go see Jake. I'm thinking about it.

Seaweed said...

Happy Birthday M&M, hope it's a great day for you and filled with plenty of promise for another great year ahead.

Special K said...

Austin's latest tweets. Talking big about those 'horns. And is that parkour on bikes he's linking? Hmmm.

Texas Longhorns will be victorious. The field will be RED with Raider blood tonight!!!!

Danny MacAskill is my HERO!! Check this out!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o
http://fb.me/JGDjGAGw

did you ever think up an awesome tweet in your dream and then forget it when you woke up? This is not one of those tweets.

Jersey Tom said...

Happy Birthday M & M. Have fun and many many more.

Methodical Muser said...

Awww. Thank you, everyone. Sniff. I truly appreciate all the kind wishes. And, a John Lennon tune too? Pinch me now! In honor of your thoughtfulness, Special, I decided to try to download the Firefox browser and crossed my fingers as it loaded. Guess what? Now, I can hear your wonderful music selections, again. The day is just getting better and better “all the time.” Or, as John Lennon would add, “It couldn’t get no worse.” LOL.

Happy Birthday M and M. Ginger spice roses, wow, those sound intriguing, and they sound like they'd be in the orange family, color-wise.

I just went online to see if I could find a photo on the FTD website. Here's what my bouquet looks like, Destiny. Yowza! I had no idea how much this thing cost. And, there are 25 roses so he even had the gift customized. Damn!

Birthday Bouquet

Stubborn TB said...

Hey M&M, I'm a little late, but a happy birthday from me too!
Sounds like it already started great, I hope it goes on in the same way.

twitter said...

miss_melissa:"Jake gyllenhaal" is at my bar! I keep trying to take a pic but its totally not happening!
about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

destiny said...

Didn't mean to send you searching and finding out how much the birthday bouquet cost. Beautiful, love that deep burnt orange color.

OTH fans said...

Looks like some OTH fans are a bit upset with our beloved Sophia....

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/51104475.html

"NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND AUSTIN. For fuck sakes, you are the new Heidi and Spencer of twitter. Two attention whoring retards that literally trigger my gag reflexes night after night."

LOL!!! said...

sounds like they hate Sophia and your beloved Austin!!!!

:) said...

The link dosn't work!

Special K said...

So Austin's latest says he's in NC. But what is interesting is that Sophia in LA. Now don't know if Austin is actually in NC, but clearly doesn't want people to think he's in LA with her.

Austin's tweets.

I was almost swallowed by an alligator today whilst jogging around a swamp in North Carolina.

This is just an example of the kinds of things you will be reading about if you follow me on twatter.

That, and using words like whilst.

AUS10NICHOLS

:) said...

Austin is in NC! Someone saw him at a bar in Wilmington last night with Stephen Colletti, Lee Norris and a OTH producer/writer. Sophia has been in LA for a few days while Austin stayed in NC this weekend since he was working just as yesterday.

Special K said...

The link worked for me. Here's the point and click link for it.

ONTD: Sophia Bush aka the most annoying celeb on twitter ....

wacko said...

"NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND AUSTIN. For fuck sakes, you are the new Heidi and Spencer of twitter. Two attention whoring retards that literally trigger my gag reflexes night after night."

What I don't understand is why someone would waste their time tamping down their gag reflexes when all the have to do is - click - Unfollow.

People are truly odd.

ontd and oth, LOL!!! said...

I think SK needs to unfollow those 2 tools Austin and Sophia, it's one thing when a 17 year old girl does but when a 40 plus woman with the mentality of a 12 year old does is pretty sad.

Stubborn TB said...

I think SK needs to unfollow those 2 tools Austin and Sophia, it's one thing when a 17 year old girl does but when a 40 plus woman with the mentality of a 12 year old does is pretty sad.

Coming from a guy who stalks the facebook of the mother of an actor he hates yet is strangely obsessed with, that's rich.

lol said...

SK's other current pursuit is setting up fake youtube channels in the name of other bloggers.

Stubborn TB said...

SK's other current pursuit is setting up fake youtube channels in the name of other bloggers.

Yeah, cause Special is so shy about her thoughts that the legs in the picture are Jakes that she needs to do it under another name.

Next time you or one of your lackeys do something like that, here's a tip:
Don't wait until the post that you copied the pictures from has been up for a whole day, it's way too obvious.

Just saying...

why did you lie to Teddy and say that Mama de-friended her? He oviously didn't checked and took your word, what a lazy tool! said...

Poor Stubborn, Naomi and Laura Jean are still friended and there is nothing you can do about it!


http://www.facebook.com/jenny.belushi#!/profile.php?id=1393260827

how much you wanna bet she tries twitter next said...

It's SK that is too obvious and dumber than a box of hair SB.

SK is frustrated and had another meltdown ,this is not the first time she pulled that shit and you know it.
Sk ain't shy just dumb and full of anger, at the moment it's Sophia.

After 2 years of posting that picture with no real reaction, she went the youtube route and used another blogger name, she's a coward a liar and a hypocrite.

she wanted the "source" to lead to another blog, coward.

Stubborn TB said...

And there Jack goes proving that he still stalks Naomi.

Scary, yet so pathetic it's already funny again.

crazy, crazy stalker! said...

"Jack" maybe be stalking Naomi but you are doing the same with Jake and Austin and even Sophia.

You are just as scary and pathetic, even more so.

Naomi's FB is really locked anyway isn't it? You can't see anything not even friends but you know that already don't you?

But there are ways like being friended via another FB!! Talk about stumbling onto something.

How else would some know that Jacob has been on MV pretty much all summer and is still there now looking like ZZ top!!!

the real m said...

Happy birthday, M & M. Sorry to be so late saying so. It sounds like you had a great day.

Not having a great day is the troll. The reality of those leg photos has him in total meltdown and reduced to babbling about nothing.

Does anyone know how many seats that theater where Jake will be appearing holds. Just curious re the chances for tickets. Knowing how deeply closeted he is, I am sure the questions the interviewer asks will be highly controlled.

ONTD had a post about LOAD and that photshopped photo of Jake in bed with the black panties. I was thrilled at first to see it got so many comments until I started to read them. After a couple of pages it turned into mainly porn. Mostly gay porn. I did get to see a lot of dicks,so I guess I should not complain but a lot of it is very hard core. I am surprised it did not get censored.

speculation said...

Not having a great day is the troll. The reality of those leg photos has him in total meltdown and reduced to babbling about nothing.

Maybe it was PR who posted that video on youtube to stir up trouble between different sites. They can't stop Special from posting the photo, so the next best thing they can do is post videos under fake names.

Methodical Muser said...

Thanks, Stubborn and M. I had a great time yesterday and will make sure to fit in some more celebrating over the next few days too. Gotta stretch out the joy as much as possible!

Does anyone know how many seats that theater where Jake will be appearing holds?

School of Visual Arts (SVA)
333 West 23rd Street (between 8th and 9th Avenues) New York, NY 10011

SVA 1: Seats 480 (Where Jake will be)
SVA 2: Seats 260

Sexiest city in America said...

Don't waste your time looking at the coasts, if you have a map in front of you. And skip the big cities and clich├ęs – you won't find Las Vegas at the top. Austin, Texas is the sexiest city in the country according to a survey by Men's Health Magazine. A number of factors contributed to the win, including birth rates, condom sales and the rate of STDs ... not to mention sex toy sales.

Texas came out looking pretty good, with Dallas, Houston and San Antonio also getting props behind winner Austin. In all, seven of the 15 sexiest cities were in Texas. It must be the heat, because colder cities didn't fare as well. It isn't hard to be too sexy for Portland, Maine, which finished last, and Burlington, Vermont.

Jersey Tom said...

Lets all meet in Austin for a big OMG gathering. That would be awesome.

destiny said...

It's so tough trying to decide who to believe, a friend or a deranged troll. Hmmmmm.....