Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Top Ten - Under the Helmet



Top Ten Reasons Austin has to wear a helmet on set.

10. Cuts down the aural assault of co-stars voices.

9. They say 3 more weeks my ears will be flat.

8. Couldn't find my bike helmet, and now this one's stuck on my head.

7. Hair and Make up said this was what you have to do as part of the new Brazilian Hair Straightening Treatment

6. Keeps the Sensitive Julian voices, inside voices.

5. Without the sound this season eight is great.

4. Newest way to avoid getting recognized in the background of pictures of other people.

3. One time, you do one tequila, two tequila, three tequila... floor, the producers make you wear a helmet the rest of the season.

2. See you're not looking at my fivehead.

and the number 1:

New PSA campaign: Always use protection.

49 comments:

prairiegirl said...

No, I think you may be right on the money, Special. Why do I think that? People don't just go throwing philosophical quotes out on their blog or twitter for the self-edification of it.
I'll go out on a limb and say that I think Sophin is on the outs. Those 2 aren't schmoopy-ing at each other over their twitters. There's not been anything new of them on Fanpop since somewhere around the time of the wedding in Michigan. No, I take that back. Since that weekend his folks were in Wilmington which was the same weekend that he & Soapie were supposed to be at the Breakthrough Awards. Something that vaporized into a big nothing after Sophia sold the story to her Bud Just Jared.

There's a big chill in the air over in Wilmington and it's not from any of those hurricanes blowing ocean air onto land either. I'll tell you what. There's going to be some very young girls who are going to someday be really disappointed that they were taken on such a ride by their idol, Sophia Bush. I'm not going to poke fun either because I know exactly how they're going to feel. I've been there.

Looks like an awesome post. I'll have to read it. But I had already written this!

prairiegirl said...

And I would hate to say I told you so but look what can happen when these beards get greedy & self-serving by trying to take advantage of a situation. And they end up risking the loss of a friendship instead of just laying low.

It would be sad to see two very young people like Sophia & Austin who were friends in those beach pictures years ago with Jake and then have the harshness of HW/bearding affect that friendship.

dina said...

"when these beards get greedy & self-serving"

LOL!!! err, just ignore that Austin is cemented inside the closet and is supposedly hiding a child/children which you believe (and married to JG). Who is more self serving??

lol said...

doesn't take long for peegee's true sanctimonious attitude to come to the surface. Prob still a 'phobe as well.

Sonia said...

poor haus hags, no sightings of J&A together for so long - you have to vent your frustration at Sophia.

prairiegirl said...

Yes, I believe Austin is a father.
I also believe Jake is as well.

Thanks for bringing BT up, Jack, I didn't want to be the one to bring it up and ram it down anyone's throats. But as long as you're obviously dying to talk about the subject...let's have a little tete e tete, how 'bout it? I'll make the hot tea, you bring the Do-nettes!!! Chocolate covered, please!

prairiegirl said...

Oh darn!!!! I've got to go back to work. Darnit.

lol said...

lol, preaching isn't talking, oh pious one.

destiny said...

PG, I don't think I've every crossed my fingers for someone over 2 ply napkins and plasticware. :-D

Good points by Special and PG about Austin and Sophia. Although I still will never get why the CW thinks bearding is the way to go with their stars. What they need is better writing and promotion of the show, not promotion of who is supposedly sleeping with who.

It will be interesting to see how the ratings are this week up against Glee.

destiny said...

M, unfortunately I think I will be out of town next Saturday so I am not planning to go to the New Yorker event with Jake, but would love to meet up with you while you are here. Please get in touch with Special or PG and they will pass on my information.

destiny said...

ROFLMAO at the LOL trolly who spews his hate at the women on this blog, dissing the "fraus" while pretending to protect Sophia's honor.

LOLtrolly said...

who mentioned "fraus" you silly hag

TWEET!!! said...

Naw, Austin and Sophia toned down the silly twitter banter. It was too lame and stupid and fake even for some OTH fangirls.

If it was for real, they would rarely mention each other in their, even attention whores Ashton and Demi rarely tweet each other and Demi deleted some embarrassing bikini pics.

I bet Austin and Sophia's shared reps/PR told them to tone it down and just tweet charity stuff or juat singular stuff.

It's amazing how their tweets sort of resemble Astons and Demi's...

Sophia desn't need protection from a bunch of nasty, jealous, middle-aged women.

Sylvester said...

You're right, she doesn't need protection. She's too busy worrying about her career going down the drain after OTH ends.

austin's twitter said...

AUS10NICHOLS: I just rode my bike to the gym, but I forgot to take off my invisibility cloak. Don't do it!! Dangerous!!!
18 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

AUS10NICHOLS: By letting it go it all gets done The world is won by those who let it go. But when you try and try The world is then beyond the winning.
about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

AUS10NICHOLS: -Tao Te Ching
about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

oh and she's young, rich pretty and gets to hang with Austin!!! said...

Austin's career will be going down the drain too when that dreck is finally canceled. Remember him tweeting about being a starving actor, sounded liked he appreciated getting a steady paycheck and would miss it.

He also tweeted his love of NC, he will miss that too.

It's the mpst PR he has gotten, even more so than JFC.

Maybe he can get to direct the final episode and have that under his belt like Sophia.

I know you hate her and hate the fact that a oman, EGADS!! Directed something, LOL!!

what a slut! said...

^^^^
Woman, oh and she wears short skirts too!!!!

prairiegirl said...

Whaaaaa....what in the heck? Hey, are we playing Wheel of Fortune, 12:29?

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat, because I can't figure out what in the heck that is.

Then maybe one of us could solve that.

prairiegirl said...

LOLLLLL.


Thanks, Destiny! It's looking good. I received emails telling me they would be delivered today. I ordered really nice clear, heavy duty plasticware for our audit guests tomorrow and then lower quality for everyone else. lol.

I mean really. Who hasn't gone to a church chili supper or Boy Scouts Pancake breakfast and had maybe a fork break on them? What's the tragedy? You frown but then you get up and go get another one. You kind of expect that with plasticware, don't you? But these were just of such inferior quality I guess. They were melting in the food.

lol. I guess that is kind of bad. Then when I called our vendor about it, even she admitted they were kind of cheap. Well, why is this the first time I'm hearing about it? lol.

I just love ordering stuff; the fun part of it is ordering post-its, retractable pens, Sharpies, binders, coffee, creamer, organizers, paint, tools. Until someone sends me an email on a Friday morning and says they're bringing in employees the next day for big-time painting, can I order this, that & the other thing and can it be here by "tonight".

***pulls hair out!!!***

prairiegirl said...

Lastly. I'm snickering behind my monitor at my big buddy. BB was hinting that she wanted some take-out for lunch today. He volunteered to go out & get it. So he comes back with B-King. She eats with her door shut and he tells me he wishes he liked B-King Fries. I said, me too. I don't like B-King fries, otherwise I would have them more often. Then she comes out and says she just loves B-King and he's just sucking up, saying oh, he does too. Oh, I do too

lol. Eh, we all sometimes do that a little with the BB's in the world, don't we? Yeah. So I won't give him a hard time. His sinuses are just pounding him a good one today. He's sneezing all over the place and his nose is all red. Poor guy. The Claritin just isn't cutting it. So I won't tease him about his Sam's Club Industrial-Sized box of Puffs today. lol

prairiegirl said...

I forgot to say that I liked Reason #9. Awwww.

can't get you out of my head said...

6. Keeps the Sensitive Julian voices, inside voices.

lol

AUS10 said...

AUS10NICHOLS: I didn't arrive at my understanding of the fundamental laws of the universe through my rational mind. -A. Einstein
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

jake in nyc? said...

kelleylmoore: At lunch (@ Gemma at Bowery Hotel) http://ow.ly/1qU349 with Jake Gyllenhaal yummy salad too. http://ow.ly/i/41xE
23 minutes ago via HootSuite

kelleylmoore: And yes, he's cute girls RT @kelleylmoore: At lunch (@ Gemma at Bowery Hotel) http://ow.ly/1qU349 with Jake Gyllenhaal y
10 minutes ago via HootSuite ·

http://twitter.com/kelleylmoore

Special K said...

Every time I look at the picture of Austin in that helmet I think of t-ball. Those little kids and their giants helmets, swinging so hard at the baseball sitting on the tee stand, so top heavy you know they are going tipped over and hit the dirt.

Lena said...

Yeah special, I am sure he borrowed the helmet from BT.

Special K said...

Great News! Florida's 33yr ban on gay adoption has been found unconstitutional and has been lifted.

“The best interests of children are not preserved by prohibiting homosexual adoption,” the judge, Cindy S. Lederman of Miami-Dade Circuit Court, said in a 53-page decision. She said the law violated equal protection rights for children and their prospective parents.

NY Times

:) :) said...

That's great! :)

destiny said...

Good news to counter the bad news on repealing DADT, which didn't get the votes to get onto the Senate floor for debate and a vote.

prairiegirl said...

kelleylmoore: And yes, he's cute girls RT @kelleylmoore:

Well, I could be inviting a big letdown, but this twitter gives me hope that maybe Jake has ditched that Papa Smurf beard.

Uhm, no said...

RT @Wetdarkandwild: @kelleylmoore Is his beard still thick? - YES
4 hours ago

AUS10 said...

"The TV business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs."
about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

-Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. (His words, not mine)
about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

The end of that Hunter S. Thompson quote is... "There's also a negative side."
about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

the real m said...

Hmm, Austin sounds a bit bitter on that last tweet. Not his own words but the sentiment is his.

Always wear protection. Love that one. Reminds me of a time Ted wrote about Jake and Austin and mentioned something about protection.

PG, I am not a fan of Glee either, though I have watched it a few times. Too young for my taste (high-school setting)though I think its great that they try to sell acceptance for all. But it targets the same demo as OTH so is likely to be the winner in that time slot. I think we have discussed before that it is a no win time for any show up against it so OTH was the sacrificial lamb.

Not sure if Sophin is on the outs or not, but I can attest that the fastest way to lose a friendship is to mix business with pleasure. Something always happens. I've been there.

the real m said...

Funny that the troll is trying to stir things up on his own. When you think about it, who does he have to talk to if not for us and WFT2.

Destiny, I will email PG and see what we can work out.

prairiegirl said...

This is kind of funny. My dad used to wear V-neck white undershirts sometimes, as well as crew neck. He wore an undershirt alot.

So whenever I've seen the V-neck undershirts on guys, I guess I've never seen the appeal only because maybe I equated it somehow with father figure....who knows. lol!!

But Austin has wiped the image afresh and I can fully appreciate the crisp, Chlorox-saturated white V-neck T look!!!!!

Oh yeah. Sure can.

Gotta go! I'm watching Molly, Lucy and rotten little Jingles starting tonight! And I understand he has really been getting into the trashcans. Should be fun.

ted said...

first two questions are back to back in today's Ted

Dear Ted:
My hubby and I saw The Town this past weekend, and I was surprised at how great Blake Lively's performance was. Have you seen it? I'm thinking there may be a Supporting Actress nod for her come Oscar time.
—MN Babe

Dear Out of Town:
You're kidding, I hope. I think Blake is a doll and I appreciated her effort—she was better than I though she'd be—but she didn't blow me away. Plus, that Boston accent was about as convincing as Jake Gyllenhaal's accent in Prince of Persia.

Dear Ted:
When Ricky Martin came out, you told us you couldn't reveal his B.V. because being gay was not the Vice, but rather other things he may have gotten up to. I am wondering if there are any of the closeted B.V.s you could reveal if the star came out. Toothy perhaps?
—Chaz

Dear The Tile File:
Hardly! Toothy has far dirtier secrets than the fact that he's down with the LGBT. Like, say, sex in public and an occasional cocaine habit (though not so much these days), not to mention there are the identities of Grey Goose, Baby Tile and any beard T2's ever had. That's where things get complicated, Chaz.


Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile a human baby, or could it be a pet that the Tiles' adopted and share?
—CF

Dear Baby Onboard:
How disappointing would that be! Nope, while T2 loves his four-legged friend, Baby Tile is as human as they come.

Dear Ted:
When you refer to a blind as "gay," do you mean gay, not bi? Likewise, does "bi" mean bi, not gay? I know some who use the term "gay" as a broad term referring to sexuality that doesn't fall within the "straight" category (whatever that is). It's probably not the easiest subject to sum up in a short blog, I know, but I don't think I've ever read your definition.
—Windsor

Dear Bi Today, Gay Tomorrow:
Sexuality is always a tricky subject with the fellows, but I try to be as fair as possible. There are clearly dudes like Toothy who have tried to play sexually liberal and go both ways, but the truth is he ends up just liking the guys more than the gals. Then there are guys I truly believe are bisexual—Nevis Divine and even Nelly Fang come to mind—who don't mind dabbling in both sexes. Does that help?

Bitch Back

Morbidly Moist said...

The OMG koolaid drinkers can rest easy for now, Ted has confirmed BT's existence again. Phew

BT said...

What happened to the other BT?

destiny said...

Kind of odd to have so much Toothy from Ted after all this time, with nothing new.

the real m said...

Actually there was new clue Destiny. Toothy has a 4 legged friend as well as Baby Tile. I don't think Ted has made mention of Atticus before.

I was bit distressed to hear that the cocaine use was more than occasional.

lol said...

Was that the bombshell you have been waiting for? lmao

remedial reader said...

I was bit distressed to hear that the cocaine use was more than occasional.

what? Where did he say that? Where did you get the "more" from?

quote from Ted: "and an occasional cocaine habit (though not so much these days)"

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austin's twitter said...

AUS10NICHOLS: Not a bad place to go to work http://twitpic.com/2r7lpy
about 1 hour ago via Twitpic

prairiegirl said...

Well, I'll take the last one down but leaving the first one up.

Man, maybe I just did not need to know that.

I really just did not need to know that, Ted. I'd rather be totally oblivious.

sour, sour mouth.

dina said...

Preaching again, pg?

Melodrama said...

Lindsay Lohan? RDJ? lol. Talk about going overboard. Besides, Ted is repeating himself. He has no new info on Toothy and the cocaine stuff isn't new either. But I love how you're basically calling Jake a cokehead and Austin a drunk and treating it as fact. Here's a newsflash: people go to parties and weddings and drink and have a good time, and not all of them have drinking problems. Here's another shocker that you won't want to believe: there are people who've used cocaine who don't become drug addicts. You need to stop thinking of these people that you don't know in terms of the life you live and the life you want them to live. They're in an entirely different universe.

biting my tongue said...

I'd rather be totally oblivious.

That's just too easy ...