Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Into the Woods

He works for Disney, hangs out with blondes, hides in the trees, and lives with tall big guy who likes Tink too.

Who is he?
Nope this guy!

It's Bobble. Who lives in Pixie Hollow with Tink and her friends.

Let Disney tell you all about him.

Nickname...
His full name is "Phineas T. Kettletree, Esquire," but no one uses it except "Bobble"

Best Friend...
Clank, who else?

Talent...
Has a talent for tinkering... and loves it!

Personality Traits...
Good-natured, friendly, and a bit of a know-it-all -- he's a real tinker geek!

Description...
A teeny guy with short, spiky hair and dewdrop goggles (for detail work)

Fashion Statement...
Leaf work shirt and mossy pants

Home...
Shares a knothole bungalow with Clank on the roots surrounding Tinkers' Nook

Known for...
Being a "close talker" because of his nearsightedness

Crazy About...
Creating new things and talking shop
Pet Peeve...
Sprinting thistles are not a favorite of his

Favorite Fairy Game...
Hide-and-seek

Favorite Treat...
Acorn pancakes... yum!

Biggest Secret...
Thinks he's smarter and more refined than Clank


Scared of...
Getting into trouble with Fairy Mary!

Notable Quote...
"Oh splinters, Clank... say it, don't spray it!"



35 comments:

Tweet! said...

twitter said...
G. Littley said...
Jake was in #TaylorSwift 's dressing room last night while she taped her NBC Thanksgiving special in NYC. He hung out w/ her MOM.
about 3 hours ago

ROMA said...

I hope that the "news" about "Swyll" is not taken too seriously. Talk about your match made in high schoolers' dreams!

ROMA said...

My names for the "new relationship" are as follows: (pls join in!)

SWYLL
JAYLOR
TAKE

Stubborn TB said...

twitter said...
G. Littley said...
Jake was in #TaylorSwift 's dressing room last night while she taped her NBC Thanksgiving special in NYC. He hung out w/ her MOM.
about 3 hours ago


The fact that he was betting people that Jake was going to be there while the concert was on-going(the guy was in the audience, not backstage), but then never mentions him being there the whole night doesn't matter?
How about the fact that even though he was up and talking on twitter after the concert, he didn't make this tweet about Jake being there until the next morning? Sandwiched between a bunch of other tweets about recent gossip stories.

If not, why not post the link to the twitter, so people can see it themselves?

Special K said...

I checked out the guy who tweeted this.

littleylittely - G. Littley

He likes to tweet to celebrities.

He was at the concert but he started trending Taylor and the name Gyllenhaal and asking if he was going to be there hours before it started.

The last tweet of the concert was "...and she's finished. Ran off to Jake Gyllenhaal?"

Then the next day he's tweeting through a bunch of gossip about other people and in the middle of it is the dressing room tweet.

It sounds like he was reading the rumor somewhere else and has no first hand knowledge.

destiny said...

Great post Special, I can't believe how you come up with these! He really kind of looks like nerdy Jake too.

I like Swyll because that's what they were trying to feed us.

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Special K said...

Some of Austin's tweets

Looks like Austin's going to Indonesia in March.

My heart goes out to the souls hit by the tsunami.
about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

I am headed to the epicenter of the damage in march.
about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

**********

With the race next weekend, not close to the goal and the last drawing with not getting as many people taking a chance guess it is back to two autographs instead of just one

Donate $10 or any amount over for a chance to win an autographed ipad from me and @sophiabush. www.crowdrise.com/austinnichols about 2 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Every country on Earth can enter. We will ship to jupiter.
about 2 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

************

Good to see Austin speaking out.

If you don't know who Clint McCance is you can check it out here at Huff Po

Uhhhh. Clint McCance. You. Are. Already. Fired. Too late to resign. You're done, dude. Like the dishes. 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Methodical Muser said...

I don't have any ipads or original autographed pics of Austin and "the lady," but maybe folks will want to join together just because it's the right thing to do:

Stand Up to Bigotry and Hate

the real m said...

Just a quick drop by. I am still swamped at work so barely keeping up with the latest. Hopefully it will have passed over by the time I am back to normal. It looks like Ted thinks it is just a passing thing, not a new beard, based on today's Bitch back.

hackers can be very handy said...

Find out who hacked Bethany Joy Whoever computer/twitter and get them to do it to Ted and/or Jake.

ted said...

Dear Ted;
I gotta say I'm kinda confused. How could Taylor Swift knowingly enter a relationship with John Mayer and then be surprised when it ended badly? I'm mean it's John Mayer! It's like eating McDonalds everyday and being shocked when you become fat. I know Taylor's young, but really, she must have been the only one who didn't see it coming.
—M.J.

Dear Dear John:
Tay's smart enough to know what she was getting herself into, M.J. Trust me on that.

Dear Ted:
Is it beyond the realm of possibility that Toothy might like boys and girls? As per your Blind Vices, he seems to fluctuate between the two a lot...
—L

Dear Uh, Duh:
Any loyal B.V. enthusiast knows Toothy is a fan of both teams. We're just waiting for him to commit to one of his many, many relationship contracts.

Dear Ted:
If the rumors about Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are true, what is Jake thinking? I mean, his name already rhymes with heartbreak. It's perfect writing material for another of Taylor's whiny songs.
—XOXO

Dear Too Much Mush:
I cannot ditto your whiny Swifty thoughts enough! Either way, whatever happens to this twosome, we can expect to hear about it in her next emo-ish tell-all song. We're just interested to see whether she breaks his heart or the other way around.

Bitch Back

jfc said...

I give up. One week Toothy's 100% gay, the next week he's doing both teams. WTF is wrong with Ted.

destiny said...

I think Ted is saying something else; he follows up the both teams remark with the bit about waiting for him to commit to a contract--marriage contract with Austin vs. bearding contract with a woman??

Methodical Muser said...

I agree, Destiny. It's pretty clear Ted's referring to relationship "contracts." The person asked if Jake "liked" (appreciates, enjoys, admires, etc.) boys and girls. Of course, he does. Who doesn't? And, yes according to Ted's BVs Jake "fluctuates" between boys and girls depending upon whether or not he's in a fauxmance contract. Otherwise, he is in the closet because of a different kind of arrangement/pledge that he hides from the world. By using the word "many" twice he's emphasizing Jake's public versus his private relationships.

Adam makes me feel 21 again said...

^^What a load of tosh

Contractual analysis said...

Ted has always said that T2 is a big fan of his female following and that is one of the reasons he continues to dance the two-step. He also has been consistent that Toothy secretly likes boys, but publically presents himself as the ladies man. Hence, the "contract" reference. If Toothy were bisexual, he wouldn't need bearding contracts.

Methodical Muser said...

^^What a load of tosh

But, accurate.

Zari said...

Poor jaustiloons - the koolaid must be a tad bitter today with Ted saying TT is bisexual.

Swyll could be a good thing for OMG said...

You all should be happy about Taylor and Jake, if anyone is going to out him as gay or bi, it will be her. Contract or no contract, this may be your only real chance at someone other than Ted C's word about Jake's identity as Toothy. Or he could marry her or dump her. I'm pretty sure she knows about the gay rumors. If he dumps her she could be vindictive and lie about his sexuality or tell the truth. Either way, Jake will be a song probably next year.

More like the truth said...

^Old "Adam" up there is probably Prophecy Girl trying to sell some more books about how straight and "normal" Jakey G. is. Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Swyll could be a good thing for OMG said...

He's pretty much a joke now in Hollywood probably. He has stirred up the hatred for Taylor with women fans and he may lose those fans during his nexr movie. Who can take him seriously dating a 13 year old in a 20 year old body? Why's isnt't he working?

Swyll could be a good thing for OMG said...

"^Old "Adam" up there is probably Prophecy Girl trying to sell some more books about how straight and "normal" Jakey G. is. Truth hurts, doesn't it?"

Nope I just don't understand this move by Jake, it won't be good for his career at all. Look at what she did to Mayer. She turned him into a dirty old man.

country bunk said...

"this may be your only real chance at someone other than Ted C's word about Jake's identity as Toothy."

Jake's "identity" is very clear...gay. We certainly don't need some minimally talented country crooner to reveal anything, for us to know that. Little Swifty has her own agenda and career ambitions as she hornswoggles (quaint Wyomissing speak) her fans into buying another "man done be wrong" record based on one more short-lived tabloid "romance". Ms. Apple Picker is a player who's been dating far to many gay guys not to make one think about her own orientation, never mind her ethical compass.

:) said...

LOL, the loons are reeling this week. Austin in Spain with his woman; Jake with Swifty; No Jake and Austin!!

Get a clue said...

I'm pretty sure she knows about the gay rumors.

Uh, duh! Of course, Tay knows about Jake's sexual orientation. Why do you think her "people" conjured up this nonsense? No doubt, Evelyn and company thought it was a great idea. Like Rachel McAdams, Olvia Munn, Isabel Lucas, Rachel Bilson, Dancing with Russian Women in Club, Bottoms Out, et al. And, just think, all of these so called hook-ups supposedly happened within a six-month period. Not much product for so many "ingredients."

Jake's people have already denied there is any relationship so get over the shipping. Swill is about as real as Rachel Bilson who Jake was supposedly dating for weeks in private as well.

the real m said...

Ted is confusing, but agree that he is not back tracking since he refers to contracts. He has said more than once that Toothy is gay and only gay. I think Jake loves women. He just does not desire them sexually.

I read somewhere that LAOD is targeted to the 20 crowd so that makes the Taylor thing make a little more sense, though they sure botched it with every other age group.

One of the many comments around the web, I cant recall where now, included some potential lyrics about Toothy for when she writes her next song. They were funny but I have no clue where to find them again.

Oh, and no we are not reeling. We can spot what is real and what is fake.

the real m said...

Something else that occurs to me is that you know Ted has been all over this probably calling all his contacts for info. Maybe the thing with Swift was an audition that failed. At the time of Reeke, bearding contracts were offered to more than one woman but she is the one that accepted. There may be a few other candidates lined up now and that is what Ted has gleaned.

Ted said...

Will Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Go the Distance?

The unexpected and unlikely pairing of country singer Taylor Swift and leading man Jake Gyllenhaal has everyone wondering, what the ef?

With their weekend escapades being spread all over the tabs, even some nay-sayers are starting to believe this duo may just be the real deal...

TWITTER: Follow Ted and Ivana!

The couple's romantic Big Apple weekend didn't start with SNL. And their rumored actual first date in N.Y. is bound to have your sides splitting:

Word has spread that Taylor and Jake were first spotted frolicking through Fishkill Farms in the N.Y. countryside on Saturday. They toured the orchard's fresh produce and went apple-picking before hitting up Emma Stone's SNL appearance that night.

"They were walking through the trees, having fun together," a local told Us Weekly. "They looked happy."

Not only that, but it appears the giggling duo were doing their best to dodge any picture taking as they hid behind trees to avoid the cameras.

Apple-picking, giggling and frolicking through orchards? Sounds like a T. Swift music video in the making to us!

But whatever floats your publicists' boats, guys. Just make sure everyone is watching!

What do you think of these two? Is this a true romance?


Awful's Is This for Real Poll:
Do you think Taylor and Jake will last?


13.3% Yes: This is the prince Taylor's been searching for all along!

66.1% No: When the paps stop clicking, these two will quit cuddling!

20.5% Maybe: If Tay promises not to spill it all in song soon.

zzzzzzzzz said...

Hey get a clue, Jake's reprs never denied anything regarding Taylor, read the Pasople crap again it says "sources".

CAA didn't push McAdams and Jake, it was bored bloggers based on them presenting together, nothing more. No tweets.

Munn was started by Ted or his intern if I remember and Bilson was either Ted or Perez based on the fact that they were seen at a gym.

Lucas was based on tweets and ws bs but Jake did say they did go on a dinner dat, that's it during Pop promo. The interview in Italiean was posted on WFT2.

This is something different, Jake an Taylor are both on the covers of Us and People, it's a corner pic but when was the last time that happened? When he and reese broke up.

H has the same ammo: blonde and more popular than he is.

lol said...

H has the same ammo

LOL don't you mean the same "M.O."? Modus Operandi.

Girls, girls, girls said...

Uh, duh! Of course, Tay knows about Jake's sexual orientation. Why do you think her "people" conjured up this nonsense? No doubt, Evelyn and company thought it was a great idea. Like Rachel McAdams, Olvia Munn, Isabel Lucas, Rachel Bilson, Dancing with Russian Women in Club, Bottoms Out, et al. And, just think, all of these so called hook-ups supposedly happened within a six-month period. Not much product for so many "ingredients."

LOL! I never thought about it, but Jake sure has been linked to a bunch of women over this past year, hasn't he? And, McJakey may not have bee pushed officially by his agents, but they certainly made sure all the usual suspects like Just Jared highlighted the story for over a week. As you recall, Jake left for Montreal and then the gossip started up again about Kirsten Dunst. Then, the infamous weekend of the Drunkenstepfather on March 20th intervened where Jake was dancing with girls. This time on a bench at his table. It amazes me how anyone thinks Jake is straight. This is really pretty funny...if it weren't so sad.

Fauxmance is fauxmance said...

This is something different, Jake an Taylor are both on the covers of Us and People, it's a corner pic but when was the last time that happened? When he and reese broke up.

Yeah, this is something different, alright. Like if Jake keeps going the way he is, he won't need to be worried about saving any acting career because he won't have one.