Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Pre-gaming

Hey Austy


Don't be blue big guy!
 We're getting ready for you big day.
 Suit up
 Grab some cake



and hold tight - it's coming


12 comments:

prairiegirl said...

That's a lot of clues about Jake and Austin having been associated with children, without there being something to it. And, I never believed that whole moving to NY story either.

The bullet points were from a document that M & M had worked on which was about clues pointing towards a baby tile. There were a little over 60 clues but I tried to just pick the ones which were focused on unusual sightings or someone 'talking', two claims which were pooh-pooh'd as existing at all.

And moving to NY. Isn't it funny that Jake doesn't mind right now very overtly placing himself in L.A., giving himself a couple of internet in-your-face-here-I-am's. Not NYC. I hope he has gotten himself some good renters for that pad of his. LOL! Ohhhh but he's training there, I know, I know. Silly me. No boxing gyms in ParkSlope/Brooklyn/Tribeca/LongIsland/Manhattan/Chelsea/GreenwichVillage/SoHo/East Village/Garment District? That's truly unfortunate to not have that kind of amenity. Oh well.

So, I wonder where Jake is staying while he's hanging in L.A.? Is there a Convent Hotel there?!! ; D I think Jake ought to hit up Austin's place while he's over in Asia. I bet Austin wouldn't charge anything either and he'd have plenty of privacy, too.

prairiegirl said...

You guys remember that place of Austin's. The one he leaked on Twitter in a bizarre slip of mind which to this day we're not sure what was going on there except that he took down the picture and that was a pretty darn realistic looking ticket if I ever saw one. Remember that day?

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS
My Outlaw status is intact. John Law wrote me a ticket today. The fish I caught was a quarter inch too small. I thin… http://say.ly/MjD6uD9
1h ago 13 Aug 2013

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS
Mine is 13 inches long. His is not.
1h ago 13 Aug 2013


Seems like Jake would have plenty of room. We know he needs plenty of room because he had that big place while filming in Morocco, remember? Guy likes to spread out. And he would need privacy. Maybe a place with a high fence or....security system? And if Mama wanted to come visit but he didn't want to share a cup of coffee while putzing around in his boxers, well, a little mother-in-law cottage would be nice. Hmmmmmm....where could he find a place like that? That kind of place would be ideal, wouldn't it?


Funny thing when you receive a gift tip on that home address of Austin's. A gift tip that provides a little more detail on that address listed on Austin's fishing ticket. Detail that says hey, maybe Jake would like to hang there. Detail like..... being last sold in 2006 for $1,150,000 and having 7 bedrooms. Detail like having been extensively renovated. Hey, and the home at that address also just happens to have a small cottage in the back. And one last small detail - the home contains heavy security; in fact, a state of the art security system with extensive cameras. Estimated value now is 1.6 mil.

Sounds like a super possibility to me. I think Jake might want to get on that one while he can.

7 said...

House holds 7 bedrooms.

Audi Q7 seats 7.


Hmmm. Seems like the number 7 was a common number between the guys, doesn't it? Lucky indeed!
: )


prairiegirl said...

^^ oops that was me. I've had a few too many 7's. LOL!

Anyhoooo....Happy Birthday to the Birthday Boy. Hope he can get some birthday cake wherever it is he's at.

I couldn't find an avatar pic of a bday cake with 34 candles (damn Austin, you are getting old, buddy) on it so I went with the next best thing.

Wedding cake!

A growing family said...

A seven bedroom house sold in 2006. Huh? That was just a year before BT was born.

Now, what would Austin need with a 7 bedroom house in 2006? Seems like Jake and Austin were planning for a big family way back then. And, extensive surveillance. Wow! That is all kinds of intriguing.

Caregiver said...

And if Mama wanted to come visit but he didn't want to share a cup of coffee while putzing around in his boxers, well, a little mother-in-law cottage would be nice.

Or, a residence for a live-in nanny.

prairiegirl said...


Or, a residence for a live-in nanny.



Bingo.

prairiegirl said...

I meant to bold the "2006" purchase because A Growing Family nails it exactly. Look at the timing of that purchase. Give some time for the "extensive remodeling", which can take awhile to do on a house.

This information was devastating as far as I'm concerned. I mean, it'll creep you out, won't it?

Austin needing a 7 bedroom house?
And Jake obtaining a 7-passenger bus.

Says volumes, doesn't it? It's staring us all in the face.

Methodical Muser said...

I think we have some pretty savvy posters today. The questions just keep mounting when they come to Jake and Austin, don't they?

Like:

What would a swinging bachelor of 29 need with an Audi Q7 that seats 7 and has the capacity for three child seats. Even more perplexing is why would Jake need two of theses vehicles?

What would Austin Nichols need with a seven bedroom home in 2006/07? A home that has extensive renovations; a mother-in-law cottage. Seven bedrooms...AND a state of the art security system?

Why would these two guys who profess to both be family men, still not be "officially" married and have children? Austin is 34 today, Jake will be 34 this year.

Why does Austin hardly work at all? At his age he should be working non-stop.

Why did Jake and Maggie suddenly become so close after 2010, after Reese "dumped" Jake for her long time secret boyfriend, Jim Toth?

Why did Reese Witherspoon have a secret boyfriend at all when all the tabloids at the time indicated that she was going to marry Jake?

Why did Jake start going to the Medical Centre in Beverly Hills on a regular basis beginning in 2007 and ending in 2012?

Why did Jake get together with Marcus Mumford in 2011, 2012, and 2013, each time during Austin's birthday?

Why was Austin in England the same time Jake did his Shoes music video in January/February 2012.

Why did Austin follow Jake to Berlinale that same year in 2012?

Methodical Muser said...

Austin sure didn't mind us knowing where he was during high profile holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas over the years.

And, he sure made a production over this latest trip, conveniently planned for his birthday. Odd. One would almost think that Austin's trying to plant strategic outings that conveniently place him away from Jake during key celebratory times. Why or why would he do that? LOL!

The glaring truth is that the remaining 300+ days of the year, no one knows where Austin is. Can't have it both ways, Austie. If you are going to provide us with a travelogue of your life, I'm expecting a 365 days accounting. Not only during uncomfortable times when PR tells you how high to jump.

RE guru said...

Funny thing when you receive a gift tip on that home address of Austin's. A gift tip that provides a little more detail on that address listed on Austin's fishing ticket. Detail that says hey, maybe Jake would like to hang there. Detail like..... being last sold in 2006 for $1,150,000 and having 7 bedrooms. Detail like having been extensively renovated.

I'm confused by this. Why buy a house on a heavily traveled street in LA with neither a security fence nor high hedges regardless of its renovation when they can have that same deal only more private at Jake's house in the Hills?

prairiegirl said...

I think that question needs to be posed at Austin, not us.

The address was on his ticket and you can't put a false address on a ticket. I would think that could land you in a lot of hot water.