Found @AUS10NICHOLS. I miss John from Cincinnati and I still think HBO was stupid for canning it.
@inkSlice I agree with you, bro!!!- AUS10NICHOLS
You think more people would have gotten it by now? Even with Milch's explanation. (It's Milch so you know there's profanity)
The spirit of the universe dispatches Austin as its representative to try and change the American psyche to end a coming genocide. Making him a child, with enormous power, and going to the "stupidest" persons in the country the surfers to start.
If it stuck around you would have some of the most original television out there seeing Austin continue to stretch himself to the actor he is and had this:
and this:
and this:
and more of this
and maybe more of this:
"Jake was spotted in San Diego last week, visiting the set of HBO's pilot "John from Cincinnati," where his pal Austin Nichols plays the lead. Gyllenhaal arrived and was immediately escorted to Nichols' trailer, where they spent most of the day. Austin left the trailer only to grab some grub for the two from catering tables." - TMZ
Who wouldn't want more backgammon?
And ok, so maybe Modern Family and Cougar Town would not be what they are now, because of not having Ed and Brian respectively. But is it a small price to pay for not having this.
"We had so many years of history prior to him coming to work on the show," she explained, "and I think someone taking a job and moving their life across the country to show you how much they care is pretty much the most romantic gesture that a person could make."
Right?
And The Gulf crisis. It wouldn't have been only a personal connection, but talk about a connection to a show.
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ted said...
Dear Ted:
I have been an avid reader of your column for years, yet can't help but think lately that something is off with your reporting. I know that for as long as the Toothy saga has been going on, it must be hard to keep track of everything you have written on the subject, but I don't understand how Baby Tile can even exist. Especially in light of the fact that both TT and Grey Goose are back in the darkest recesses of their respective closest. Are there grandparents that take care of this child? Are Toothy and Grey even in the child's life to a significant degree? How on earth does this unusual arrangement work?
—LC
Dear You Must Be Joking:
That's like saying no marriage contracts or secret affairs or drug habits exist in this town. Darling, stars have their secrets, especially when they want more than anything to protect them. Case in point: Toothy's kid.
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Li'l Cutie said...
So there is just one child?
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One kid and "Toothy's kid."
Ted is always very deliberate in what he says.
Case in point: Toothy's kid.
LOL. please hausfraus, can you repeat how many BT's there are?? Two wasn't it? How many will it be this week, now that Ted has contradicted you (or himself)????
*swoon*
Still think there are two, one biologically Toothy's and and one Goose's both "theirs".
...especially when they want more than anything to protect them.
So sweet. :')
The initials LC stand for love child.
I'm sure there is no BT and no love child of any kind.
Can't believe that Ted compares raising a child, a person, with secret affairs or drug habits - is he playing stupid on purpose?
P.S. Toothy's kid? No Goose in the picture?
Naturally, Spesh, you have to toe that multiple babies tile line since 1) to backtrack now would throw into question all you've so diligently presented as "evidence" these last years and 2) raise serious doubts about Ted, our father and saviour, and his legitimacy.
Oh what a conundrum.
"Them" may be used as a singular and a plural pronoun.
Actually Ted has hinted a 2 children before. Has said that BT is a boy. But then Jake's slip on Regis and Kelly about Maggie have a niece, seems to point to two children.
Jake Gyllenhaal Hits a Homerun with New PSA
We were, to say the least, shocked when more than a few of you goss-loving gals 'n' guys asked us to dish more on stars being...uh, nice. But we're here to please (on occasion), so why not pat a few celebs on the back for their good deeds, no? Especially when it's one of our absolute faves:
Jake Gyllenhaal, of course, who stars in a PSA for Stand Up To Cancer and their Sept. 10 telethon (airing on E! as well as a handful of other stations). The TV spot—which hit the air during the Major League Baseball All-Star game—shows a side of Gyllenhaal we can get behind:
Sure, we give the guy crap for his sometime T-town missteps (Prince of Persia, Reese Witherspoon), but only because we expect more from the dude. Much more. He's charmingly talented, as well as mostly swoon-worthy, so we know he could be one Hollywood's biggest stars if he would just stop sabotaging himself—at times.
But this ad threw us for a loop, thankfully, because it gave us exactly the Jake we want to see.
The clip features a bearded (but in a handsome, totally un-Brad Pitt moss-face kind of way) Jakey-poo comparing baseball and cancer research, the point being that both succeed through teamwork. It's the stuff Lance Armstrong's always trying to pull off, but, Gyllenhaal just seems so much more sincere about it all. And while the PSA itself is definitely noteworthy, it's the behind-the-scenes footage that had us totally hearting JG.
In extra-footage rolled between takes, a very open Jake reveals how cancer has affected his own life, revealing that his uncle recently died from the disease. For a fellow who fronts so much in his public persona, it's tres touching to see Jake open and honest for a cause near and dear to him.
This is the kind of work we want to see you do, Jake.
Meaningful, heartfelt and totally emotional bull's-eye stuff, ya know? Now that you've got your big blockbuster paycheck and seem content living single, we hope you'll continue on this path so we can write some more nice things about you from time to time.
But not this nice—we're practically tearing up over here. Somebody pass the tissues!
"Them" may be used as a singular and a plural pronoun.
Right - "them" as in the three examples of secrets.
"Kid" however, may not be used as a plural.
One's Toothy's, one's Goose's
I think it was my subconscious at work again. :)
PG, I'm game for chatting on Sunday. I should be around all day, unless the heat drives me to a movie.
I don't think some of those posts from "M" are really M.
Don't believe there is a second BT. Ted never explicitly answered a question about the sex of the baby, I think he uses "he" and "him" generically, instead of using it. I think that sometimes a slip is just a slip.
I think Ted has no clue what is going on with TT and GG.
Ted answered Tom's question about Baby T and said boy.
I think that sometimes a slip is just a slip.
I think Ted has no clue what is going on with TT and GG.
ITA.
Yesterday's post was really good, I loved these two lines:
Yup, that's first thing every 30 yr old guy does is go out for a crayon run. "Forget the beer, I need the whole 64 baby"
6. Was trying figure out if I was a Spring a Summer or an Autumn.
5. Practicing staying in. (the lines)
LOL!
^^Sorry, three. :)
"checking again"'@12:11 (who is actually SpecialK because who else do we know has BT info at their fingertips and is hovering on the blog right after Destiny posts and because to point out Destiny misremembered would cause dissension in the ranks) would you mind terribly reposting that exact Ted item where be called BT a boy?
You know what? I'm going to go out on a limb and use an industrial sized spoon to say I no longer think Jake & Austin are together any longer.
Sounds like there is just one kid.
Although why he would need such a gas guzzling SUV for one kid and a nanny is beyond me.
Industrial Sized Spoon === stirring up the s#&t big time.
12:52 Jack
Cool, Destiny! I put it on the blog hoping we can pry "m" out of bed to get on. m, you've never joined us in one of these. You need to. Just putz out of bed in your lil' slippers & sexy negligee and plop down at the computer. Then you can go back to bed when we're done. lol.
This could be a robust session, to be sure.
Back to my thoughts. And I could very well be wrong.
But Jake being on MV all this time? Ted's insinuation that Austin is all wrapped up in his "career"?
And I'd hate to see it but you know what? The way Austin is looking right now? I am not a fan anymore. Sophin's over the top bearding. The foul mouth. The over the top lying. The allowance of his niece being put on the internet and being used to help promote the bearding. At least Jake never used his niece that way.
If they are still together, then I practically wish they weren't. I'd rather see Jake with somebody else, I'm sorry.
And you're right, Destiny, that's someone impersonating m. Because m said she had stuff going on today at work.
Impersonating someone by using their name is really ridiculous. That's pretty low. And desperate.
Okay, Special. You have someone falsely posting under M and M. Please remove all comments above. I haven't been on the blog for a few days so they probably thought they could get away with it.
Seems like someone is fixated when it comes to highjacking both m and now, M and M's name. * rolls eyes* Is that the only letter on his/her keyboard. What a doofus.
The pictures that Sophin is leaking to Sophia's fans are flooding fanpop.com. You would think that:
Austin & Sophia just go everywhere together and cannot function socially without the other.
They must always pose for every picture side by side, nestled against one another like a couple of wet noodles. And Sophia must be actually under Austin's armpit. Every picture. Every time. Right....there....ooomph....her shoulder....under his armpit.
They're traveling the world together. Why, they've been to Germany, Austria, North Carolina, Texas, Hawaii...Michigan...Their frequent flier miles must be off the charts.
I can't believe they're not married already.
Which reminds me of another reason why I think Jake & Austin are kaput.
No more rings. On either one.
Wow, M&M, I thought that was you at 12:09. Pretty good copy, if I do say so myself.
I am officially off the blog now at....12:32 according to my desktop. Let it be said that I am not commenting again until I get home.
I'm checking my home email, though, in case someone wants to get on chat Sunday. I'm going to see if I can rustle up that ol' Tommy boy and drag his butt in there. lol
Back from lunch with friends in from out of town. Sorry to disappoint you Jack but that wasn't me at 12:11. Sometimes you're wrong.
Thanks m&M for the heads up about people impersonating you and Dest and you picking up about not the real M.
After today's Ted you can see we are going to get some people coming in to poke the stick.
PG - Don't think Jake is there on MV anymore. I wrote in a post a couple of days ago how odd it was to get sightings of Jake 2 days in a row on the Vineyard the same day Austin was flying back to NC. That is not a coincidence that's cover. It makes people think he's 1) just starting his vacation and 2) still on the Vineyard. After all these years we know this is a tried and true trick they use.
Ted said that Austin has not fallen for Sophia so we know the pictures are another layer to their bearding. Why do they keep coming out well she's got to keep getting pictures out there, and they don't have the paparazzi in NC like in LA or NY. Girls gotta do what she's gotta do. And she know that this fauxmance with Austin is the best thing that's happen to her with the fans since Chad.
And just for the JFC fans
JFC Sermon at the Mount Speech
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Okay, just had to get that off my chest. Just read they are making a movie based on one of my favorite beach reading/mystery series, Stephanie Plum, bounty hunter. But it is starring Katherine Hegel, who rubs me wrong and just seems plumb wrong for the role.
PG, I don't know what to think anymore about J&A. Whatever it is, in my book I'd hardly call it a committed relationship.
Ted said that Austin has not fallen for Sophia so we know the pictures are another layer to their bearding.
LOL. What? You know it because Ted said so? You mean if Ted hadn't said so, you'd think he had fallen for her? You don't think the reason Austin has not "fallen for Sophia" is because he's gay? Any number of people could've told you that. Ted doesn't have inside information on these people anymore and hasn't for a long time.
Ted doesn't have inside information on these people anymore and hasn't for a long time.
According to...oh that's right...you. Because "lol" must be a true Hollywood insider who has personal relationships with those around Ted. You sound confident, even arrogant, but somehow I think you are far too dismissive to be relevant to this discussion.
According to...oh that's right...you. Because "lol" must be a true Hollywood insider who has personal relationships with those around Ted. You sound confident, even arrogant, but somehow I think you are far too dismissive to be relevant to this discussion.
No, not arrogant and dismissive and I never implied I was an insider. I'm just using common sense and logic. Did you fail to notice that Ted didn't actually answer the questions about BT in today's column? And that he failed to answer the other specific questions about BT the last time he was questioned about it? And that the information he gave about Sophia and Austin isn't actually information at all? You needed Ted to tell you that Austin hasn't fallen for Sophia? When was the last time he actually gave you "inside information" about Toothy and Grey Goose?
It's clear to me Ted hasn't gotten any inside information on TT and GG in ages.
Jake and Austin have become closet cases that they have done everthing they can to shut down any whiff about their actual personal lives (other than the safe parents and siblings).
Jake is probably running scared after POP's failure, and Austin is 30 going on 16, running hard to get that 16-year old fangirl vote because he thinks it is going to get him a new gig after OTH is up.
The cowardice, self-loathing and immaturity coming from a couple of guys their age is mind-boggling to me.
the superficiality, presumption and ultimately ignorance coming from you, destiny, is mind-boggling to me!
Oh, I think Ted would know if GG and T2 weren't together any more. He just mentioned on July 14th that Toothy has become pretty boring, "but T2 hasn't exactly been causing any trouble lately. Care to fix that, Tooth?
Ted would have no problem with the idea of Tooth being footloose and fancy free. In fact, he probably would enjoy the opportunity to write something interesting about him for a change.
So Spesh, are you saying that the Boston newspaper's gossip column is now in on the charade of Jake being at MV? Good god that's a lot paying off he's got going on there.
@4:46. He did. Today. Regarding Jake's SU2C PSA advert. Even said he seems content being single.
Single as not being with Reese. Ted pointed out that Reese was part of Jake's problem. He didn't say Toothy was single and still refers to Goose as his hubby.
I am saying that the Track girls have done so with other celebs who have been on the island. It's friggin' gossip column, of course they can be asked to run things or not to run things, they do it all the time for sport celebs and other celebs who are in Boston temporary or long term. It's a business.
Oh, I think Ted would know if GG and T2 weren't together any more. He just mentioned on July 14th that Toothy has become pretty boring, "but T2 hasn't exactly been causing any trouble lately. Care to fix that, Tooth?
How does that indicate that he knows anything about TT and GG? Jake is in between movies and he's on vacation and he's been laying low. You don't need Ted to tell you that.
He did. Today. Regarding Jake's SU2C PSA advert. Even said he seems content being single.
I think being "single" refers to the fact that Jake isn't bearding right now. Ted is careful not to mix up his Toothy posts and his Jake posts. (I don't believe Jake and Austin are together, btw, so that's not why I'm saying that).
Of course, Ted's got to refer to Jake as being single because that is the phony PR cover for his closeted self. Prior to that his "relaysh" with fugly Witherspoon was the "truth." It's called being in the closet and Ted has said a billion times that he's not going to out celebrity's who don't out themselves. What did you want Ted to write, "Jake isn't dating right now because he's with Austin Nichols."
How does that indicate that he knows anything about TT and GG? Jake is in between movies and he's on vacation and he's been laying low. You don't need Ted to tell you that.
Rentboydiaries is the last in a whole line of rumors/gossip about Austin and Jake being together for years. Obviously, in 2005-2006, we saw the Jake that toyed with coming out with his man. That's why there's so many pictures and evidence that they were a couple. Since they decided to go into the closet and raise a family away from the public eye and paparazzi, those days are long gone...at least, for now. Hollywood keeps secrets, but they are often open to the insiders who are part of the "community" and whether you respecct Ted or not, he's one of those insiders. Even if he doesn't have day to day knowledge of what Jake is doing, he still knows enough to affirm that they are together. Like I said, I bet he would love to have Toothy start up his wild ways again. Much better material for his column. But, Jake is so boring you just know he has to be off the market.
2 days later Sophia starts a crowd rise page too
You can donate on my crowd rise page: http://bit.ly/df5Emn. Every little bit helps! Together I know we can make a difference! xo about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Didn't you know your boyfriend started his till you read his tweets? You're working together and living together right? Riiiigggght.
But, Jake is so boring you just know he has to be off the market.
Exactly! I'm a Family Tile believer for many reasons, least of all because of how utterly responsible, low-key and monotous Jake has become. If he's not working out at some gym, he's in Silver Lake having breakfast or buying organic coffee, or shopping at the local Farmers' Market, or going to that familiar medical building for the umpteenth time. Interspersed with a staged female encounter for the Jake is Straight fangirls, or a night out with a fellow celeb or childhood male friend to boost his "I'm still looking" singledom reputation.
People don't turn boring overnight or just because they are a hair's-breadth away from thirty. Remember, Jake has been boring since Reeke and he was still only a lad of 26 back then. Hard to believe, but true.
Life experience is what changes people's priorities and demeanor. If Jake were truly single and without a child, I somehow think he would be his old amusing, devlish and wild self. Turning 30 doesn't transform him into a humdrum and unadventuous guy. But, being in a committed relationship and raising a family sure would. Never mind driving around in that sensible Audi Q7. Yeah, that sure screams, SEXY & EXCITING!!!!!
Destiny, about the only thing I don't agree with you on is Jake's reason for hiding. He may be a bit embarrassed, though, who knows? He shouldn't be but there've been so many knocks on him doing that movie.
But is Ted truthfully giving any specifics about TT/GG? No.
Jake & Austin being both monumental closet cases? Totally agree. They're so far in the closet at this point, they've disappeared into the foundation.
Austin going from 30 to 16? How's this one for size?
Happy to see lebron james does pilates and john daly is playin good at the british open. I suddenly want to get drunk and do yoga
about 8 hours ago via web
huh. wow. I just got that one. That's an awful thing to say. Here I was going to point out yet another alcoholic reference by the Twitterer and instead, I see that he's slamming John Daly.
Is Austin playing up to the Twilight Generation? Heck, yeah.
Are the guys self-loathing? I think so to a good degree. Their words in interviews and twitters in the past 4 months reflect their need to paint an entirely different self-portrait to such an un-needed degree that I get the distinct feeling they are embarrassed & ashamed.
RT @SophiaBush: HELL YEAH! RT @melanie428 @SophiaBush Argentina the first Latin American nation to legalize gay marriage! http://bit.ly/auwsDs #NOH8 ...
about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
that sensible Audi Q7. Yeah, that sure screams, SEXY & EXCITING!!!!!
Shut up!
sensible Audi Q7
Yeah, that sure screams, SEXY & EXCITING!!!!!
Lexus, is that you?
At least in her tweets Sophia is coming across as Gay friendly. It is so obvious that Austin is her Gay best friend and working together to keep their careers going. Jake and Austin are also working as a team. Jake beards. Jake breaks up. Austin beards. Austin breaks up. Jake ?????? Must be a tough way to live your life. I hope it is worth it for them. Sure is homophobic. Much more to do with their careers then protecting BT. They are not proud of being Gay. Shame on them.
Wow, there's a thunderstorm moving in so fast, it's unreal. All of a sudden, it's just gotten darker and darker.
And just because I'm not feeling the Jaustin does not mean I buy Sophin. They're so fake, it's not funny.
The mere fact that they have to promote their showmance through the internet with the help of Sophia's pep club is evidence enough.
I feel like I'm looking at an old high school yearbook when I look at the plethura of staged "personal" photos, documenting these 2's blossoming, blooming, skyrocketing, passionate romance. Every single one looking like that little 1" x 1" cramped phonebooth photo.
And all of them repeatedly posted by the same couple of names, and sometimes several pictures posted in the same band of time. So how does a "simple fan" get ahold of a photo of Austin & Sophia inside people's homes? On a vacay getaway in a big muumuu? Inside two different friend's wedding?
I don't even see publicity hounds like Tori Spelling, Paris Hilton, and Halle Berry releasing photos inside family vehicles with other family members or at bars with their civilian friends. From their "personal" vacations?
And every single one of them with the two mishmashed against each other like they were newlyweds on their honeymoon? Whaaaaa...who does that?
Two people who very badly need to convince everyone that they're so into each other and so together.
Once again. Too much. Too often.
Too many private pictures. Too many in such a short period of time.
Sophia, your pep club has screwed it up.
lol. And now the T-storm is long gone and the sun is out. lol.
The facebook hacking story is lame as well. If it was a hacking, then the password was sent to these girls via Certified Mail.
Once again. How are these fans getting ahold of all these personal pictures?
Pictures that are documenting and establishing this alleged 4 year off and on relationship.
The fact that they think we're that stupid. It's just.......
Okay, off to eat now!
I agree PG what celebs post their personal family pics on the web. sophin has been a series of Kodak moments pastered on the internet because they have no other way of pushing their relationship. Actually I think they have done a pretty good job. That doesn't mean I think they are a couple but I am sure the OTH groupies do.
wow, you know that thunderstorm that I said had jumped through here? That thing downed all kinds of tree limbs around here. It struck several small trees around the complex and on one of the main drags. There were down branches elsewhere and lots of leaf/twig debris in the streets. Poor little trees.
Crazy.
You know, deep down I really don't think the guys are "Busted, Baby"!! (lol, love that song) but maybe at this time, it's just more like wishful thinking on my part.
How long before all the hiding and the lying starts to wear on the relationship? Cause strain? Could cause an argument and the kid hears while he's still lying awake in his room? You know that song by Everclear,
I think thoughts that I know are bad
I close my eyes and I count to ten
Hope its over when I open them
I want the things that I had before
Like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door
I wish I could count to ten
Make everything be wonderful again
I hope my Mom
And I hope my Dad
Would figure out why they get so mad
I hear them scream
I hear them fight
They say bad words that make me wanna cry
I close my eyes when I go to bed
And I dream of angels that make me smile
I feel better when I hear them say everything will be wonderful some day
...Promises mean everything
When you’re little and the world so big
I just don’t understand
how you can smile with all those tears in your eyes
and tell me everything is wonderful now
Please don’t tell me everything is wonderful now
I go to school and I run and play
I tell the kids that it’s all ok
I laugh a lot so my friends won’t know
When the bell rings that I just don’t wanna go
I go to my room and I close my eyes
I make believe that I have a new life
I don’t believe you when you say
Everything will be wonderful some day
Great song. And things are different when a little kid is only 3. They're sheltered from everything.
But you can't shelter them forever. Soon, they have to go to school. They get invited to parties and sleepovers and there's just no way to hide them in a castle for eternity nor can you protect them from what they're going to eventually find out. It's inevitable.
Anyway, I hope those lyrics aren't in BT's future.
This doggone blogger. This is the second time, it tells me there's an error and I think my comment didn't take. But it did. Aha, but I fooled it this time. I only had a double post. lol.
Wow, Raquel Welch was on Bill O'Reilly tonight. I don't know what she was talking about because there was no sound but boy, she looks fantastic. I don't know how old she is but wow! Like Sophia Loren.
Okay, I have to go.
I don't know how some can believe in a jaustin family when it"s obvious the two guys hadly see each others frequently. It's beyond me.
Jake behaviour doesn't tell family man at all: the guys goes out with friends,spend most of his time in gym club, hollidays with sister and mom and has the maturity of a child. The fact his car is bigger than the old isn't proof!
Austin on his side works really too hard to sell sophin. I know many think it's "to cover his real family" but frankly ! a man with reason supposedly committed in a longtime relationship with a partner and father of one child doesn't do a such desesperate thing! he cares of his family and keeps low key. Austin doesn't do that.
At last Ted is suspicious, doesn't give real informations about his "blind stars", BT looks more abstrait than anything else and he shows some support to sophin and their action in gulf crisis.
I think if jake and austin were a couple at time , they aren't anymore. Live their life each on their side trying to give the image HW industry want.
Austin posted this on his wall
Just in case a giant methane bubble explodes and causes the extinction of the human race, let's make sure we are living in the moment, loving those around us, and having as much fun as possible. It could all go away.
http://www.facebook.com/austinnicholsonline
Even if it is a RT. Austin did congratulate Argentina for its vote to legalize same sex marriage. It might not much to some but it is step(albeit small) for Austin.
LOL sure it is, Spesh. Just keep repeating that to yourself.
Closeted actors wouldn't retweet that SK, but a gay friendly straight actor would like Brad Pitt and Mark Ruffalo if they had an account.
Austin and Sophia ain't as dumb as they tweet!
Dear Ted:
In your opinion, who's more likely to come out first: Toothy or Nevis?
—Sam
Dear Neither:
But if I had to pick, I would say—gasp—Toothy. Again, though, don't count on either happening anytime soon. Maybe by the time his offspring reach college age.
Bitch Back
Special, please delete imposter poster at 11:20PM. Thank you for deleting the others, although I obviously didn't get a chance to read them.
I may be wrongn but I think 11:20 is the real M.
M, you should really get a blogger id. If you use google you can use it and have same password.
I deleted the 11:20 M. And I was going to suggest getting a blogger id for those who don't have one. Another option you can see in the comment box, you can use your lj, wordpress,aim id in the open ID option.
More Comcast chaos, to add to the fun of friends from out of town. Every time there is an incoming call, lose my internet connection.Have to reset the modem, the connect and restart the computer. 3 hours of this morning and it is already getting old. Oh Comcast this is your plan to drive you customers away. I am going to get my 6th modem in the past 18months from them today.
The post will be up soon as long as no one calls me. LOL
Hey, Special. Given what happened yesterday, I went ahead and signed-up for a Blogger Account to avoid misrepresentation/mischief and to alleviate you having to go back and delete falsified posts. And, I do think Destiny is right about that last "m" comment. I think that was hers.
I see Ted talked about Toothy's kid yesterday and today uses the term "offspring," which can either be used as a singular or a plural noun. But, is often used to mean children or young of a particular parent. Yep, he definitely visits OMG.
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