Monday, May 13, 2013

A little dab will do ya

Everyone's seen it but and yet it looks like a bit of grey, but is Jake's ever going to admit that in an interview.  So for that reason, how about coming up ideas Jake will say his grey patch is.



Top Ten Things Jake exaggerate that his grey patch is

10.  His homage to Skunk Boy.

9.  Mayo vs. Miracle Whip - viral ad gone wrong.

8.  Got caught eating a Fluffernutter.
 
7.   Small hands, too many cookies. Thus became the Oreo incident. 

6.  He's a Dead fan now.  (Touch of Gray)

5.  Cornstarch - to stop the chaffing.





4.  Rented out the patch to all natural hair care company as a test sample for dye your own at home.

3.  Someone rubbed the color right off! 

2,   Another Austin hair experiment got wrong.
 
and  the number one thing Jake might say his grey patch is:

1. Yogurt ......... yeah that's what they call it

17 comments:

Methodical Muser said...

It's not surprising at all that Jake would be seen in LA this weekend. Special did an entire post about this special time last year. This is the anniversary of Jake and Austin's meeting at the TDAT audition. Both guys, in fact, were seen at an In 'N Out Burger late at night on May 11, 2012 on their Tenth Anniversary.

the real m said...

The closer we are to the truth, the more frantic the troll becomes. It's becoming a real pattern. Everyone has a tell that becomes like a beacon sooner or later. Hilarious how they reveal themselves while thinking they are being clever.

prairiegirl said...

It's all in the timing, as I told someone yesterday. It's the timing of events that make a story or sighting more understandable.

And while I know this is a small respite for Jaustin fans and we'll see the resumed status quo sooner than later, I'm not going to gloss over this one and refrain from putting myself out there.

It's nice to see Jake and Austin still have romance and I'm proud of Austin for not giving the obligatory GPS 'heads up' for once. Scoffers can yap all they want about this, that and the other thing. This one was real and yeah, I loved it.

And Jake will now probably catch hell for this one and I hope he and Austin don't pay too badly. I wish I could offer support to them somehow in some way at times like this. But ah well, they're grown men, right? Yeah.



Special K said...

One more for the top ten list.

Powdered donut residue. After playing a cop for EoW Jake has a passion for them.

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Another surprising omission is the latest from “Incendies” director Denis Villeneuve. Many predicted his new psychological thriller “An Enemy” was a shoe in for Cannes this year – especially with an international cast that includes Jake Gyllenhal, Sarah Gadon, Isabella Rossellini, and Melanie Laurent - but for whatever reason the Toronto-shot film was not included as part of the lineup.

prairiegirl said...

Awww, fond memories.....


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Let us bow our heads and pray...

prairiegirl said...

What are the odds, huh? He's even from Austin TX. lol. #Bittersweet


Well, we have had another CA sighting of Jake, courtesy of FB.

Betty at erebus motorsport
16 hours ago
Am in LA, long flight, not bad but its bloody hot, as in dripping , and I got here in track uniform with heavy boots( idiot) , and walked around all day, going to chill tomorrow, that's why I am here for 2 days first, before I join the circus!
Stay week, will update with pics tomorrow, first star spotted at lunching, jake what's his name , you know , think , broke back, sounds like Jill-in-hall lol lol lol
Will do longer post , buggered tonight
Betty

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Jenny Fitz Jake Gyllenhall lol
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Bobbie Baxter Jake Gyllenhaal! (Thanks Wikkipedia!)
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Troy Chaplin Hi Betty I am in LA might see you round!!!
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Methodical Muser said...

What are the odds, huh? He's even from Austin TX. lol. #Bittersweet

But, I thought Jake was in Martha's Vineyard? *rolls eyes*

Methodical Muser said...

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Jersey Tom said...

Great news in Minnesota. I hear Illinois might be next.

disney said...

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EXCLUSIVE: Chris Pine, Jake Gyllenhaal Circling Musical 'Into the Woods' http://bit.ly/19qeRFO

Special K said...

I would love to see Jake do Into the Woods!

Here's a hot link to the Hollywood Reporter story.

Chris Pine, Jake Gyllenhaal Circling 'Into the Woods'

Jersey Tom said...

Jake sure seems to be picking up the amount of work he is doing and beginning to get into producing. Maybe he needs to before things change in his life.

??? said...

Maybe he needs to before things change in his life.

what does this mean?

prairiegirl said...

I do really like the sound of this musical.

Special K said...

The musical is great. An old roommate of mine loves this musical and he would play it over and over.

Methodical Muser said...

Great to see that Jake is finally being associated with that Broadway musical we've been anticipating for years. We've often heard about Jake's terrific singing voice and "Into the Woods" is one of his favorite Sondheim productions. In fact, last August Jake was in the audience at The Delacorte in Central Park to see "Into the Woods," once again, with Amy Adams headlining. The play was part of The Public Theatre's Shakespeare in the Park series.

Come to think of it, Baz Luhrmann (The Great Gatsby director), auditioned both Jake and Heath for Moulin Rouge back in the day and was still quite laudatory about Jake's vocal technique years later.

Jake and his “tremendous” voice