Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Sparkle Motion

Kate at WDW linked an extended interview Jake and Anne did with BBC Radio 1, which Jake gets a special gift which leads to him to talking about being dipped in glue and rolled in sparkles.
You sparkle!
No, you sparkle!
You sparkle more than me!
You so sparkle more !!!!


Check out the video here.
And the sparkles?
They save that for the ending of course.

Anne talks about the rainbow sparkles since she says Jake's aura is very rainbow colored.

So the question is Jake:

Mr Sparkle?

or

Rainbow Bright?

30 comments:

AUS10 said...

I invented the word WEBISODES back in '97. Still havn't received any credit.
about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Other words I invented: Bromance, Chillax, Ridonculous.
about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

US Weekly said...

Reese engaged.

Methodical Muser said...

I think Austin is being far too modest about his Ninjanuity. Let's give him credit for a few more words like:

Accessibilize
Cybertwernity
Flitter
Randomonium
Raviscious
Serentwipity

And, Jake, we don't want to leave you out of the fun. Let's go with:

Antisappointment
Biolicious
Celebritics
Circumloquacious
Manify
Spectacality

from wdw said...

Anne talking about Jake

liza with a z said...

So does anyone care that Reese is engaged? I seemed to remember that this site was on Reese overload, not so long ago. You guys got your wish, Jake and Reese are no more. They have both moved on.

nafftastic said...

Sometimes I wish Austin would keep his twitter fingers silent. He sounds like such a prat.

Methodical Muser said...

So does anyone care that Reese is engaged

Why be interested in an engagement, that the Chin has been orchestrating for over a year. She couldn't get married right away after the "breakup" with Toothy...I mean Jake, because it would look too suspicious. So she floated mean-spirited stories throughout 2010 to imply that Jake was gay and now has finally got the December engagement, she's wanted for years. An engagement that had been rumored in 2008 and 2009. Oh, and let's not forget the made up story about the October, 2007 "on bended knee" proposal she got from Jake in Rome too. Good riddance, Shafterella.

distraction said...

And, let's not forget, Reesey-poo's film recently bombed at the boxoffice. This is an easy way for her to get some positive press before awards season.

destiny said...

Actually I think it is kind of odd that Reese announced it this week, which is a slow time, with people away, tied up with the holidays, etc. Why not next week?

Don't think it has anything to do with awards season either, although agree she needs some positive press after her movie bombed.

LOL, both LAOD and Reese's movie were mentioned together in an interesting article in the NYT Sunday about movies being more class conscious, and not in a positive way:

Right at the moment, though, we may be feeling a little grumpy, and otherwise inoffensive movies (“How do You Know,” for instance, or “Love and Other Drugs”) can look more clueless than playful in their genial assumptions of material comfort and financial security.

Hollywood's Class Warfare

I've been saying the same thing for a long time about Jake's bearding first with Reese, now Taylor. If they're not buying it in the movies, do people still really want to read about spoiled rich stars using their private jets to meet up and dropping $100k on a bracelet--even if it is pr/tabloid dribble.

the real m said...

Dont care about Reese being engaged, but I did find Dlisteds comment about it hilarious as usual. He added "Meanwhile, Taylor Swift got on one knee and slipped a red candy ring on Jakey's finger while they played Cinderella in her playroom. Of course Jakey was Cinderella, because Taylor can't do the 'innocent maiden eye flutter' as good as he can."

destiny said...

Loved that bit from Michael K. too M. :-D

jenn said...

The juvenile comments always characterizing gay men as 'effeminate', such as the 'oh so funny!' one you are reporting, real M, where of course Jake wold be Cinderella or playing with Taylor 's Barbie or something along those lines, always make me throw up a bit. There isn't a whole lot of difference between this kind or crap and the stupid stuff a homophobic 14 year old would say. So stupid.

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know your trolls said...

jenn = prophecy girl

prairiegirl said...

Goooood mooooorning!

lol, see what the trolls have yet to grasp is this.

They know they can post during this window between 02-0600 in the morning and their self-loathing comments will stay up.

The funny thing that they just haven't quite gotten yet is that they're mostly the only ones who ever see them. Only a couple of early risers who don't give a rat's ass see them before they're PFFFFT! wiped off the board.

tsk, tsk, tsk...Jessica Fletcher shake of the head.

Soooooo much effort for such tiny reward.

Well, off to get ready!! Great report card from the awesome P.A. yesterday and now I don't have to go back until 2 more weeks instead of 1.

Hey, Jake got a mention on Wake Up With Al. For being the guy Ice Maiden broke up with before hooking up with Jim Dark Socks Toth.

I bet he could care less, just like the rest of us.

We'll see if it even takes off.

prairiegirl said...

Well, let's see. If Austin & Jake both got holed up together under the same roof just before the storm hit, might one figure that by this time, they both might be about sick of each other? LOLLL!!
That the Jaustin family could be driving themselves all up the walls by now?


LOLLLL!! You guys know how it gets when you're stuck inside because of the weather. **snicker**

Methodical Muser said...

Gives a different meaning to the word "holed up," doesn't it? *return snicker*

Sorry, "the opening" was just too tempting. Ha!

Methodical Muser said...

Btw, did anyone view the link to the, Anne talking about Jake video posted above? Wow, this is a real psychological study regarding Jake and his determination to ship himself as straight. Also, notice how Jake adds, "To be honest," as if he wants to make sure people really know he's telling the truth. Riiiight.

First, off Jake exaggerates how long it has been since he'd seen Anne naked in Brokeback Mountain. He actually starts out by saying ten and then changes it to five, then four. Apparently, he and Soapy have a lot in common when it comes to crunching numbers, don't they? Actually, it was over six years ago (Summer 2004), but who cares about accuracy, right Jake?:

Interviewer: “What word would each of you use to describe how that feels?” (Working in the nude together.)

“I’d seen her ten… five… four years before, naked, so I was just looking forward to it again. (Anne rolls her eyes).

Jake then adds, “To be honest,” and turns his head completely to his right to avoid eye contact.
Anne says with a soft scold, “She said “One word,” Jake. That was more than one.”

Predictably, Jake says, without hesitation, “Joy.”

After chastising Jake for not responding with just one word, Anne's response is truly priceless. Obviously, bothering Jake with her honesty:

“I felt, uhm, pretty neutral about the whole thing.” And, she goes on to add because it was really scary.

“You felt neutral” (Jake scrunches up his face and his voice rises. “You felt, neutral?” (Like how can that be?)

Jake tells her that’s a bad word. Then he parrots back what she’s said with obvious perplexity and disappointment, “How’d you feel about working with Jake? “Neutral.” He snarks about that's how she’s going to approach the Academy Awards. Hmmm.

Neutral simply means impartial, noncommittal, indifferent, impersonal. In other words, Anne responded as a mature human being, without any kind of agenda. Objective and open-minded.

prairiegirl said...

You know, Jake just needs to stop.

Is it safe to say now that I've had enough Jake and Anne to last a lifetime now?
Please, no more movies of them together. I. have. had. my. fill. lol.

Hey, I know something Jake hasn't tried. Putting his heterosexuality on the Goodyear blimp during the Super Bowl.

There's an idea, PR!!!! Work on that today, why dontcha?

Methodical Muser said...

Putting his heterosexuality on the Goodyear blimp during the Super Bowl.

That's a great idea! Except it's much too flamboyantly gay. How about selling cups at the game with pictures of him and Swifty on them? That should do it!

Is it safe to say now that I've had enough Jake and Anne to last a lifetime now? Please, no more movies of them together. I. have. had. my. fill. lol.

With this last interview I just posted about, it seems that Anne has had just about enough of Jake's antics too.

swill said...

They know they can post during this window between 02-0600 in the morning and their self-loathing comments will stay up.

What's self loathing about highlighting your hypocrisy? LOL!!

prairiegirl said...

Meanwhile, I've noticed that Jake & Austin's buddy Adam Latrine has made a point of having some PDA posts with his girlfriend put up on JustJared. He's had a couple done this month.

lol.

Is that like a Richard M. Nixon "I just want to make it perfectly clear?" kind of deal? Is that what those are?

Jus' askin'.

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Methodical Muser said...

The other insightful moment in the interview was how Jake immediately/automatically personalized Anne's response. Re-interpreting (personalizing) what the question was with his mimicry, “How’d you feel about working with Jake? “Neutral.”

But, the interviewer did not ask how did it feel to work with Jake. They asked, "“What word would each of you use to describe how that feels?” (Working in the nude together.)

Austin must have his hands full with someone as sensitive and extroverted in their thinking as Jake.

prairiegirl said...

Great idea on the plastic cups, M&M.

Or why not a Terrible Towel? Free to the first 50,000 fans? Across the NFL - now there's a demographic for you. Covers the entire family and just in time for the play-offs!

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Methodical Muser said...

That's the ticket! A "Terrible Towel!" Perfect, PG.

Yeah, I saw the Adam Levine "reimaging" tour over on JJ this month. Maybe he should make a movie with Anne and she can act as his protector too. You would think Levine singing one of Swifty's songs at that recent CMT Artists of the Year special would be enough to make him look straight! Oops! That's right.

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